Just a quick note, I'm not really taking this fanfic seriously. It's just an idea I thought of randomly. Anyway please enjoy

Heartbreaks, headaches

The doctor says I'm diagnosed with

Shit days, mistakes

But I'll be fine

But I'll be fine

'Cause you're my painkiller

When my brain gets bitter

You keep me close

When I've been miserable

And it takes forever

To let my brain get better

You keep me close

You keep me close

Painkiller - Ruel

Shawntelle arrived at the front doors of the Happy Hotel. Other than to 'get herself situated' she didn't know what to expect, she pushed the door open and went inside, closing the door behind her, inside was a neatly decorated lobby, with some-

"Vaggie!" a voice sounding like an old radio filter "I didn't know you had a sister!"

Shaw saw a tall demon in a red suit, with a red microphone cane, a monocle, and a smug, creepy smile.

"What makes you say that idiota?" a moth demon with a cross over her eye

"Well, that eye patch is a dead giveaway!" The red demon said pointing his mic at Shaw

Everyone in the room turned to see the new demon. The moth ran up to her and pointed her weapon at Shaw.

"Who are you!? what do you want?!"

Shaw had a bored expression on her face, as fast as lightning she pulled out her sword, the broad edge millimeters from the other demon's neck.

"Vaggie?, Al? have you seen Ang-" a new demon walked into the room noticing the new demon "Oh! who's this?"

"Al" pulled the moth away and stood in between the hellspawn and "Vaggie"

"Your guess is as good as mine, Charlie!" The Red Demon said, leaning in close to Shaw's face, "I think they might be interested in a room" he finished with a wink

"Really!" she ran over to Shaw, this demon had pale white skin with red cheeks with a bright smile on her face, making Shaw feel very uncomfortable. "Hi, I'm Charlie!" She held out her hand, after putting her sword away she shook her hand. Even if she could still talk, she would be absolutely speechless.

Charlie's smile slowly fell from her face as she noticed that the new demon wasn't saying anything "Uhh.. what's your name?"

Shaw's eye glowed and projected the words 'I'm Shawntelle...' in fancy cursive writing, a second projection said, 'I can't talk...'

"Oh ho! Charlie! think you rendered them speechless!" Al said with a smile

Shaw glared at the red demon and ripped off her green face covering and showed her face. the three demons looked in shock. "Oh, I see know..."

Vaggie rolled her eye "I hope you have an actual reason for wearing that eye patch" She said angrily

Shaw took the plug out the back of her head and pulled her eye patch off, a small amount of fluid leaking from her eye socket leaving them trio speechless. Suddenly a tall spider thing walked into the room. "Yo, you guys hear about that-" He saw Shaw "Holy jumping Jesus on a stick of garlic bread, what the fuck happened to you?!"

Charlie glared at the spider before turning back to Shaw who was replacing her eye patch and bandana. "Sorry about that," she said sheepishly "I'm Charlie," she pointed to the spider "That's Angel Dust..."

"Sup" the pornstar said

"That's Vaggie..."

Vaggie just rolled her eye.

"That's Alastor"

The red Demon walked up her "A pleasure to meet you, Quite the pleasure indeed" he said with a smile.

Charlie then pointed to a reception desk "and that's Husker! He will get you checked in!"

Shawntelle walked over to the desk and saw a cat-thing drinking demonic version of Jack Daniels.

"The fuck you want?!" he said rudely

Shaw's eye glowed 'I would like a room please'

The cat growled in annoyance and pulled out a pen and clipboard "Here's a pen, here's the form, now fuck off!"

Shaw's eye twitched, her eye glowed a faint red. She grabbed him by the throat and threw him onto the floor, she grabbed the bottle he was drinking from and threw it onto his check, shattering it. Before she could stomp his face in like Trevor did to Johnny, Charlie wrapped her arm around Shaw's stomach and wrestled her back.

Shaw stepped away and reached into her leg-pack and pulled out a chocolate bar before taking a bite, slowly the red tint in her eye died down. Alastor walked up to Husk and knelt down "Now, now Husk that is not the way we talk to guests" The catto said nothing as he lay on the floor.

Charlie spoke up "I'm sorry about Husker, he's uh... a work in progress, I'll get you checked in" Charlie popped around the reception desk and helped Shaw with the form.

Happy Hotel New Guest Application!

First Name: Shawntelle

Last Name: (N/A)

Demon Type: Unknown

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Sexual orientation: Hetero-Sexual

Sin Categories: Pride, Wrath, Envy

Past Life Occupation: Vice President of the Lost Gang

(Insert Rainbow Here)

"Okay! I'll take you to your room!" Charlie said happily, she leaped over the desk and dragged Shaw up the stairs.

"Huh..." Angel spoke up "I haven't seen her that happy in a long time"

Vaggie rolled her eye and facepalmed "I told her not to get her hopes up"

Alastor meanwhile just smiled 'This is going to be very entertaining' he thought darkly.

I made a playlist for this Fanfic. Just search: Shawntelle: Your Unfriendly Neighborhood Hellspawn on Spotify.