(This chapter is kinda inappropriate (Gets a bit on the Mature rating side) but it's important for something that happens later. I still recommend you read it.)

(Yoshi and Birdo went home and went to bed. In bed Yoshi was talking to Birdo.)

Yoshi: "Hey sparkle?"

Birdo: "Yes Sugar egg?"

Yoshi: "Um... Still no wanna adopt any kids?"

Birdo: "Yoshi, kids are very sweet and cute. But I have enough trouble taking care of me! I no know how to! They get in all sorts of trouble! It's just not worth it Yoshi."

Yoshi: "Fine."

(Yoshi wrapped his leg around Birdo plus his arm. Birdo did the same. They went to sleep. The next day was a Saturday so both were off. Birdo woke up feeling very cold.)

Birdo: "What happened to my blanket!?"

(Birdo tried to look at Yoshi but he got up before her.)

Birdo: "Hm. Guess sugar egg got up early today."

(Then she looked down a the bed and noticed the sheets were missing. Also she was laying on a towel)

Birdo: "What happened!?..." (She got to thinking of what towels were for.)

Birdo: "No way I just did that! But BIRDO WENT TEE TEE JUST 4 HOURS AGO! NO WAY I WET THE BED!"

(Birdo was already blushing. She went to find Yoshi only to see him at the washing machine an it was turning. This only made her more embarrassed.)

Birdo: "um... Yoshi? Did me just... pee all over the bed?"

Yoshi: "Nope. Yoshi not really know what happened but it wasn't pee. How's your tummy Birdo?"

Birdo: "Fine but what was it?"

Yoshi: "Blood."

Birdo: "BLOOD!?"

Yoshi: "Yeah. Nothing's hurting?"

Birdo: "No but... How could this happen? Swyers can't have this!"

Yoshi: "What is it?"

(Birdo felt something at her middle and ran into the bathroom. Yoshi stood outside)

Yoshi: "BIRDO! What's wrong?"

Birdo: "THIS IS A PERIOD YOSHI! But swyer girls can't get them!"

Yoshi: "Birdo gonna be ok right?"

Birdo: "Me no know. This shouldn't be happening!"

(Birdo flushed the toilet and came out. She was blushing pretty hard.)

Yoshi: "Sparkle, you don't have to be embarrassed in front of Yoshi."

Birdo: "But what if this happens in public!?"

Yoshi: "Me no know! Just hope they don't notice?"

Birdo: "If they do?"

Yoshi: "Then we act like a big boy and girl and teach them a lesson not to make fun of us!"

Birdo: "*sigh* I just hope for the best..."

Yoshi: "OH YEAH! Also Kemmy said we would move to the island today!"

Birdo: "GREAT! More people."

Yoshi: "We'll Dr. Tank will be on the ship. He can diagnose Birdo and find out what's causing the bleeding."

Birdo: "Fine..."

Yoshi: "Come on! Let's go to the beach."

Birdo: "I so nervous it will happen again."

Yoshi: "Well they have a bathroom if it does. Let's go."

(Yoshi turns around for Birdo to get on him.)

Birdo: "I'd rather Yoshi ride me today."

Yoshi: "Why? Me got the speed power."

Birdo: "Just in case."

Yoshi: "I no care!"

Birdo: "Yoshi PLEASE!"

Yoshi: "Alright."

(Yoshi gets on Birdo and then they head out. When they get to the shore Kemmy is there waiting.)

Kemmy: "Hey Yoshi hey Birdo! The ship is right over there. We've studied what remains of the island and most is dirt. We're planning to rebuild it though. The mountains still remain."

Yoshi: "Alright! Let's go."

(Yoshi gets off Birdo.)

Kemmy: "I'll stay behind to move your house."

Birdo: "Alright"

Yoshi: "Also Birdo has been... feeling kinda sick. Is Dr. Tank on there?"

Kemmy: "Room 305B."

Yoshi: "Thanks."

(Yoshi grabs Birdo's hand and they walk in the ship. They go to that room and the ship starts to head off.)

Tank: "Hi there Yoshi and Birdo! I hope you know I'm on duty for this in case someone is sick. No time to talk unless one of you is sick."

Birdo: "Yeah that's why we're here."

Tank: "Oh! Well what brings you?"

Birdo: "It's just... something happened and well..."

Yoshi: "Should I tell him sparkle?"

(Birdo nods yes)

Yoshi: "Birdo bled in the middle of the night. From her middle."

Tank: "Oh I see why that's a problem. Yeah that is weird. Birdo does anything hurt? Your stomach, legs, anything?"

Birdo: "No. I just really embarrassed."

Tank: "My guess something inside of you is bleeding. Probably caused by the fire yesterday. Nothing to worry about it's not life threatening. I do need to perform an x ray though just to see what's causing this."

Birdo: "Alright."

Tank: "Yoshi, we need to leave the room. X rays are only safe for the one inside them."

Yoshi: "Alright. Me gonna get in that cool new section that has boats tied to the back of the boat."

(Yoshi left to go play in the boats at the back of the ship.)

Tank: "Hold your arms out like a T pose and wait for it to finish."

Birdo: "Alright."

(The machine went around Birdo making that noise.)

Tank: "OK you can step out. I'll analyze the picture and you can go run along now."

Birdo: "Thanks. How much will that cost?"

Tank: "Haven't fixed anything yet. No price until I can fix it. But somewhere around 80 bucks would be my guess."

Birdo: "Alright."

(Birdo reaches under her shell to take out some money.)

Tank: "Pay me later. I don't accept money until the patient's problem is fixed."

Birdo: "Alright. Tha-"

(An alarm went off)

Announcement: "EMERGENCY EMERGENCY! A HOLE IN THE SHIP HAS BEEN DETECTED IN ROOM 103C WE'RE SINKING! GET TO THE LIFE BOATS!"

Tank: "Birdo stay calm. We have life boats at the top of the ship."

Birdo: "NO! I GOTTA GET YOSHI FIRST!"

(Birdo ran out and tried to find Yoshi with the play boats at the back of the ship. But some strange looking toads stopped her. They were mainly purple instead of white and had white pokadots instead of red.)

Birdo: "WHAT ARE YOU!?"

Shroob1: "这是我们的目标吗？" (Is this our target?)

Birdo: "WHAT!? Nevermind Yoshi is behind you MOVE!"

Shroob2: "耀西？ Shroob国王正在谈论的那个。" (Yoshi? This is the one King shroob was talking about.)

(Birdo pushed one out of her way.)

Shroob3: "肯定。我们必须阻止她!" (We have to stop her!)

(Shroob2 takes out a laser gun and fires at Birdo)

Birdo: "OH Y'ALL ARE THE BAD GUYS!? Bet you were the ones who lit the fire!"

(Birdo jumped above them dodging the bullet. She grabbed a ledge and got on top of the ship.)

Shroob2: "我们需要飞碟才能飞到那里。" (We need our saucers to fly up there.)

Birdo: "What are these creeps saying. Oh well."

(Birdo began sucking up air. she jumped off and started blowing. Two of them fell off the boat while Shroob3 moved out of the way.)

Shroob3: "如果 Birdo 现在击败我们，任务将不会成功" (If Birdo defeats us now the mission won't be a success)

(The shroob ran up and pushed Birdo trying to push her off the cliff. Birdo kicked him in the belly with her foot stabbing him. Weird blue blood was seen coming out.)

Birdo: "What are you things?"

Shroob3: "Birdo 比我们原先认为的要强得多。我不能再坚持了" (Birdo is much stronger then we originally thought. I can't hold out much longer.)

(Three flying saucers showed up at the right side of the ship and took out some gun. Birdo tried to dodge but another saucer hit her with something.)

Birdo: "OOOOW!"

(Birdo felt very dizzy and fell to the ground.)

Birdo: "That wasn't meant to kill me. What are they doing?"

(Birdo's arms and legs were paralyzed. She couldn't move.)

Ship1: "看来我们已经击败了伯多。然而，Yoob 在哪里？和他在一起会更容易。" (It seems we have defeated Birdo. Where is the Yoob though!? This would've been easier with him.)

Ship2: "没关系。 Birdo 是我们的目标。让我们继续计划。" (It doesn't matter. Birdo is our goal. Let's continue with the plan.)

(The ship took out a big needle on a claw. It moved closer to Birdo.)

Birdo: "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME!?"

(Ship3 then took out a sign. The sign read.)

Sign: "We will extract your DNA to figure out the best way to destroy you yoshis. After that we will create a shroob like replica of you!"

(Birdo couldn't read most of it. But she did read replica, DNA, and yoshis. She tried to get up and run but she couldn't move. She was terrified! The needle dug into her skin. Birdo screamed because it hurt her so much! But some yellow bullet came in and broke the needle. Birdo looked over who it was. KEMMY SHOWED UP TO SAVE HER!)

Kemmy: "GET LOST YOU WEIRD UGLY MORONS!"

(Kemmy took out her wand and shot a bullet at the middle ship causing it to fall in the water.)

Ship1: "任务成功." (Mission successful)

Ship3: "返回基地。" (Returning to base.)

(They started to fly away but Kemmy shot another bullet at the water causing a wave to come up and swallow their ships.)

Kemmy: "Birdo! Are you hurt?"

Birdo: "They put a needle in me to get my blood! I no know what for!"

Kemmy: "You couldn't read that sign!?"

Birdo: "No."

Kemmy: "They were analyzing it to figure out how to beat the yoshis. Then they were going to create a shroob like copy of you."

Birdo: "OH THAT'S AWFUL!"

Kemmy: "But I foiled their plans. Good thing I came to check on you. Get to the life boats HURRY!"

Birdo: "But I gotta get Yoshi!"

Kemmy: "Yoshi is already on the dock and went back to get you! I told him I would get you NOW GO BACK BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND AND COMES DOWN HERE!"

Birdo: "Alright thanks Kemmy!"

(Birdo rushed to the top of the ship. But when she was running to the life boats, the ship snapped in half! Birdo ran away from the snap but a pole fell. Birdo jumped out of the way but it was rolling towards her. She could just barely see someone behind it pushing the pole. She got as far away as she could but she was at the edge of the ship! It rolled faster and faster)

Birdo: "AAAAAAH!"

(It pushed her right off. She was falling into the water.)

Birdo: "AAAAAAAH HELP MEEE!"

(But a purple Yoshi in a white cape flew by and grabbed her.)

Dr. Joy: "Hey what's up? Me again."

Birdo: "You! You saved me from fire. Dr. Joy right?"

Dr. Joy: "Uh huh. I'll get you guys to the boats."

(He flew her to the other side of the ship and put her safely in a life boat.)

Dr. Joy: "I'll go get the others. Goodbye."

(Dr. Joy flew back to get Dr. Tank and Kemmy. He put them in a boat and flew away.)

Birdo: "BUT WHAT ABOUT YOSHI!?"

(Yoshi was in a boat under hers.)

Yoshi: "BIRDO! ARE BIRDO OK!?"

Birdo: "OH THANK GOD YOSHI OK! Yes! I fine!"

Yoshi: "Phew! Good!"

Birdo: "Come on! Guess we'll have to paddle to shore."

Yoshi: "Yeah. Guess so."

(Meanwhile in a submarine under the sinking ship:)

Q8: "AAAAAAAAAARGH! NO NO NO NO NO! WE WERE SO CLOSE TO KILLING HER THIS TIME!"

Shroob1: "耐心 Q8。他们仍然不了解我们。另外，我们有那个备份计划。事情仍然对我们有利。" (Patience Q8. They still don't know about us. Plus we have that backup plan. Things are still in our favor.)

Q8: "Snapping the ship in half almost got her! Maybe Q9 will help us out."

Shroob2: "

那会怎样？那肯定会暴露我们的身份！我们只能用Q7和Q11加上你自己" (How will that look? That will reveal our identity for sure! We can only use Q7 and Q11 plus yourself)

Q8: "Maybe tricking her? Yes leading her into a trap will do it!"

Shroob3: "好主意。我们也必须尽快把 yoob 弄到这里" (Good idea. Also we must get the yoob here as fast as possible)

Q8: "Indeed. Those two can help us."

(The submarine speeds off ahead to get to Yoshi's island. The boats come as well.)