(The next morning Yoshi woke up before Birdo. Yoshi quickly grabbed her belly and started tickling her.)

Yoshi: "HAHA! gotcha first!"

Birdo: "AH HAHA AHAHAHAHA! OK OK I'M UP!"

(Birdo quickly got up.)

Birdo: "I'm gonna get Yoshi for that one day!"

Yoshi: "Yeah right! Yoshi always the best at that!"

Birdo: "Hey wasn't Kemmy supposed to have our house here already?"

Yoshi: "OH YEAH! Let's go! By Ally"

Ally: "Bye, come back again. Rexie loves it"

Birdo: "Oh we will!"

(Little did Birdo know that the traitor disguised as a yoshi would stop her from doing anything shortly.)

Yoshi: "Bye!"

Ally: "Bye Yoshi!"

(They walked out.)

Yoshi: "How'd Birdo get out of the sinking ship?"

Birdo: "Dr. Joy saved me again."

Yoshi: "Yoshi wish me could see Dr. Joy"

Birdo: "Yeah how come he's always avoiding you Yoshi?"

Yoshi: "I no know! Think he doesn't like me or something?"

Birdo: "Hm... No I think something else is going on."

Yoshi: "What?"

Birdo: "I'll tell Yoshi later. Come on lets get back home. Then we can talk to Dr. Tank about what's wrong with me."

Yoshi: "Alright."

(Yoshi and Birdo went back to the see Kemmy)

Kemmy: "Hi Yoshi hi Birdo! Your house is all moved over here! Also a reporter might want to talk with you"

Birdo: "A news reporter?"

Kemmy: "Yeah! You two are celebrities ya know! They'd like to interview you and have a tour of your house."

Yoshi: "THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!"

Birdo: "AHEM! Yoshi! My problem!"

Yoshi: "Oh yeah. Yeah. Well Kemmy we'd like to but Tank is examining something about Birdo."

Kemmy: "What is it?"

Birdo: "KEMMY! THAT'S PRIVATE!"

Kemmy: "Oh where are my manners!? Sorry! Anyway the reporter could be here anytime."

Yoshi: "Birdo go ahead and see Dr. Tank. I go with the reporter."

Birdo: "Alright. Don't have too much fun without me!"

Yoshi: "OK!"

(Yoshi went with Kemmy into the house and waited. Birdo went to see Dr. Tank in his lab that he set up.)

Tank: "Hey Birdo I analyzed the X-ray!"

Birdo: "What's wrong with me?"

Tank: "To be honest Birdo, there's no internal bleeding. I don't know where the blood is coming from. Normally this would look like any normal female cycle but you can't have them so I have no clue."

Birdo: "AAAAAAAW! COME ON! I'm an ACTRESS! Please Tank please! do something!"

Tank: "I could sell you some blending pads that blend in with your color."

Birdo: "So basically a diaper?"

Tank: "No! This is for all women. Usually cycles! Not bladder problems! You usually just never notice them because how well they blend in. Don't be embarrassed. I'll keep studying but since you don't have any pain it's not something severe. Has your personality changed at all? Any weird sadness or anger?"

Birdo: "Yesterday I kinda sad for some reason."

Tank: "Great. It seems a cycle would be the only explanation."

Birdo: "This can't be happening!"

(Tank went into a room with and got a box.)

Tank: "I'll keep your secret. Make sure you tell Yoshi."

(Birdo grudgingly took the box)

Birdo: "So most girls wear them right?"

Tank: "If not all of them. Don't worry. It's only temporary. Just until I can study you more."

Birdo: "Alright..."

(Birdo went into the bathroom and put one on. Very embarrassed. After she was done she heard the sound of a laser gun outside! She rushed outside to see Tank was captured by a shroob.)

Birdo: "OH YOU GONNA GET IT THIS TIME!"

(Birdo spat an egg at the shroob knocking the laser gun out of his hand)

Shroob: "这是我们未能在船上杀死的人！" (This is the one we failed to kill on the ship!)

Birdo: "WOULD YOU QUIT TALKING IN THAT WEIRD LANGUAGE!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING!"

(The ground started shaking. Birdo fell over it was shaking so hard. She thought it was an earthquake. But then she saw a GIANT SHROOB YOSHI AKA THE YOOB! (50 feet tall) The yoob stuck his tongue out trying to get Birdo. She jumped out of the way. She grabbed Dr. Tank with her tongue and started running. But the yoob chased her!)

Yoob: "这就是他们告诉我的那个懦夫？哈哈哈！这期间我儿子会照顾她的！但以防万一我会为他做这件事！" (This is the wimp they told me about? BAHAHAHAHA! My son shall take care of her in the meantime! But just in case I'll do it for him!)

Tank: "Birdo run! try running back and forth as fast as possible!"

Birdo: "Why can't you run!?"

Tank: "That bullet I was hit with 2 years ago made that impossible. I also lost my powers from another explosion 14 years ago."

Birdo: "Then get on my shell!"

(Tank gets on her shell and she starts running back to the house. Meanwhile with Yoshi and the reporter)

Reporter: "Hey I hear you're the famous reporter! Can we have a look around?."

Yoshi: "SURE come in!"

(Yoshi takes the reporter inside.)

Yoshi: "This is the living room! Me and Birdo play with all those pillows ALOT!"

Reporter: "Where is Birdo?"

Yoshi: "Doctor's appointment. Now come with me. Here is the basement."

Reporter: "What are all those cans?"

Yoshi: "Silly string."

Reporter: "Must be like 2 thousand!"

Yoshi: "Yeah we really like it! Now in the backyard there's this huge pen! It's 30 feet tall! That's a giant ball pen! There's over a million tiny balls in it!"

Reporter: "WOW! So y'all two really like to play a lot huh?"

Yoshi: "Yup sure-"

(Flying saucers came by and took multiple shots at Yoshi. They hit the reporter who fell on the ground but not Yoshi)

Yoshi: "Th-those are the alien saucers! AAAAAAH!"

(Yoshi got out and started running. But he heard shaking on the ground as well and fell.)

Yoshi: "WHAT'S THAT!?"

(A 6.7 foot female yoob was seen in the distance running towards him. Yoshi got up and ran. Birdo was soon seen running as well.)

Yoshi: "THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME THE STORY WAS FAKE!?"

Birdo: "WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS!"

(Tank got off Birdo. Then they realized they were cornered. Shroobs were coming from all sides and the two shroobified yoshis had also cornered them.)

Yoob: "我不敢相信你会选择那个女孩。耀西" (I can't believe you would chose that girl Yoshi!)

Yoshi: "I CHOSE WHATEVER GIRL ME WANNA! YOSHI NO CARE WHAT MUTATION SHE GOT!"

Yoober (er female? Idk): "你应该把她交给我们。那里有更强大的目标。" (You should leave her to us. There are stronger targets out there.)

Yoshi: "I NOT LEAVING HER TO NO ONE! BIRDO'S MY WIFE!"

Yoob: "妻子？你是认真的吗？你真的爱上那个了吗？" (Wife? Are you serious? You actually fell in love with that?)

Yoshi: "SURE DID!"

Birdo: "Yoshi!? YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THEM!?"

(Yoshi was shocked by what Birdo said)

Yoshi: "You can't?"

Birdo: "NO! HOW CAN SUGAR EGG!?"

Tank: "Yoshi!?"

Yoshi: "Uhhhhh Yoshi can't either! Just assumed what they said!"

Yoob: "任何！我们将向您展示 shroobs 的能力！" (Whatever! We'll show you what the shroobs are capable of!)

(The giant yoob launched his tongue at Birdo. Yoshi ran and pushed Birdo out of the way and it grabbed him. The Yoob put Yoshi in his hand and tightened his grip.)

Yoob: "你现在真的很痛苦！" (You're really a pain in the butt now!)

(The Yoob threw Yoshi to the ground and CRUSHED him with hit foot)

Birdo: "SUGAR EGG NOOOOOO!"

(The yoob laughed in a weird way)

Yoob: "ATATATATATATATA! HATAHATAHATAHATA!"

(But the 6.8 foot tall Yoober grabbed Birdo from behind.)

Yoober: "现在就把她打倒！！！现在！现在！现在！" (TAKE HER DOWN NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!)

(The shroobs raised their guns to attack Birdo. But that familiar Dr. Joy came up with a shield in his hand)

Birdo: "DR. JOY!"

Dr. Joy: "Hey sorry I'm late! Let's deal with these alien invaders!"

(Kemmy showed up too)

Kemmy: "Don't forget me! I want in on the action! I'll get Dr. Tank to safety!"

(Kemmy shot some of the shroobs and Tank ran out as quick as he could. (which wasn't fast))

Birdo: "BUT YOSHI WAS CRUSHED BY THE GIANT YOOB!"

Dr. Joy: "No he wasn't. He fell in a hole and is underground. He'll be alright."

(Dr. Joy took out a weird gun and shot the giant Yoob paralyzing him. The other shroobs shot but his shield neutralized them.)

Dr. Joy: "You'd think their weapons would be harder to steal then that. I got my gun from that attack on the boat earlier"

(The yoober came up and grabbed the shield)

Dr. Joy: "Think that's my only weapon?"

(Dr. Joy ate another pill giving him strength. He turned yellow)

Dr. Joy: "Alright TAKE THIS"

(Dr. Joy punched her in the stomach sending her flying. Kemmy used her magic to throw the giant Yoob in the sea. The other shroobs ran off before she got the chance to attack them. A hole was under the giant Yoob.)

Dr. Joy: "HAHAHAHA! Bunch of weaklings! Ok I gotta skedattle!"

Birdo: "WAIT WAIT! WHO ARE YOU?"

Dr. Joy: "I already said I'm dr. Joy"

Birdo: "What's your real name?"

Dr. Joy: "And give my family name away? Heck no! They'd be the shroobs first target! Not even my own wife or kids know who I am!"

Birdo: "You have kids!?"

Dr. Joy: "I said too much. GOODBYE!"

(Dr. Joy ate another pill that gave him flying powers and he flew away. Birdo went over to the hole under the Yoob)

Birdo: "Dang! Yoshi are you ok?"

Yoshi: "Yeah! Hit my head though."

Birdo: "THANK GOD!"

Yoshi: "Me miss Dr. Joy AGAIN! All because of that stupid yoob!"

Kemmy: "So you can understand the shroobs Yoshi?"

Yoshi: "No no! Yoshi just assumed what they were saying was about her. Every meanie says mean things about her."

(Kemmy whispers)

Kemmy: "That confirms it. The prophecy will come true."

Yoshi: "Huh?"

Kemmy: "NOTHING. Just I want Birdo to be on the lookout for those shroobs."

(Birdo helps Yoshi out of the hole.)

Yoshi: "So there really are shroobs disguised as yoshis!?"

Birdo: "I no know. Maybe now."

Yoshi: "nooo! I no want there to be bad guys with us!"

Birdo: "Sorry Yoshi. But we know their weakness is babies tears! We can fight them!"

Yoshi: "But what if it's one of our friends!?"

Birdo: "Then we'll throw the tears on them and beat them. All will be fine Yoshi!"

(Birdo and Yoshi left. Yoshi thought to himself before he left: "Take the DNA and create a copy. Are they trying to copy me? Is that why I understood them? Then they'd kill me and pretend to BE me! Oh no! I so scared!" But he stayed silent to Birdo. Meanwhile somewhere deep in the island)

Q8: "We failed AGAIN to kill them! The time is getting soon!"

Yoob: "I know. I can't believe he would fall in love with her." (Somehow speaking perfect English)

(The Yoob shrank to 7 feet)

Yoober: "That was our last mega mushroom too!"

Q8: "We have no choice now! Time for plan B! No more murdering with brute force! We must trap them! Then kill them! We can trick them!"