(OK now it gets interesting! Sorry for how boring it was before. I needed to set the backstory Now it gets good!)
(When Yoshi and Birdo got home the television was on)
Yoshi: "The reporter must've forgotten to turn this off."
Birdo: "Yeah. What's on it?"
(They turned up the volume)
Reporter: "This is a terrible time for the mushroom kingdom. Peach's entire science center was destroyed. They were working on cures to sicknesses."
Yoshi: "Destroyed?"
Peach: "Oh it was horrible! A giant tornado just came through and took it down in one fell swoop!"
Reporter: "And earlier you claim it was a curse?"
Peach: "YES! There's a witch named Kunyay and his wife Brega who sent it to the research center!"
Reporter: "And we have that clip would you play it?"
Peach: "I found their hideout and then they cursed me. Please play the video."
(The TV switched to peach's cell phone)
Kunyay: "Now before we begin the lesson there is someone in here who doesn't belong. They are recording right now! YOU! YOU WHO HAS SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR THIS PLACE! Because you have done this it will cost a price! And the price is YOUR KINGDOM WILL BE CURSED!"
Brega: "The first to go will be your research center! It will be destroyed by a giant tornado!"
Kunyay: "WE'RE AFTER YOU! YOU WHO IDENTIFIES AS PRINCESS PEACH! GET OUT NOW!"
(It switched back to Peach and the reporter)
Peach: "I ran out of there fleeing for my life! The doors shut behind me. No one shut them! They just magically shut by themselves!"
Reporter: "Incredible. You hear that? Watch out for the witch named Kunyay! Don't ever try to find him! Stay away! He will curse you! Just like Peach! After the break we'll talk with a different one. The good witch named Kemmy. She works for Bowser but she tries to make sure everything goes good."
Birdo: "Kunyay?"
Yoshi: "Me bet THAT'S the shroob in disguise! Phew! Yoshi thought it was a friend."
(While they were talking Kunyay and Brega were talking in their new location to each other. Deep in the mountains of the mushroom kingdom)
Kunyay: "So they know who we are huh?"
Brega: "Yup. Also Kemmy is helping them."
Kunyay: "Show us more great King. Show us what is going on."
(Kunyay and Brega grabbed each others hands and began speaking in a very strange language in sync with eachother)
Kunyay and Brega: "otasimulatata kelumatata. ochamulato kamuchohata!"
(A great white smoke filled their room. The windows and everything shut. Suddenly a third person was in the room with them.)
King: "Let me show you what has been going on Kunyay and Brega"
(The King (Who's face was covered by a dark sheet) showed them a window. On it was Kemmy moving their house. Then it disappeared and Kemmy saved Birdo from the shroobs twice. Then the window disappeared.)
Kunyay: "If they continue at this rate the plan will be destroyed. Kemmy can't keep saving her!"
Brega: "We've never failed to work your powers before. What shall we do master?"
King: "I am giving you new powers to match Kemmy's. Don't use them on anyone but her. If you do use them on ANYONE ELSE you will lose the power you currently hold. Only use them when Kemmy tries to save Birdo again. Also go talk with Bowser again. Both of you. I'll give you a new curse to put on his kingdom if he disobeys. You must tell him to fire Kemmy. If he disobeys use this new power on Bowser"
Kunyay: "YES SIR!"
(The king blows some white powder at them. Kunyay and Brega start glowing and their King disappears along with the white smoke. Kunyay makes a fireball in his hand)
Kunyay: "This is pretty cool!"
Brega: "Remember! Only against Kemmy."
Kunyay: "Got it!"
(Kunyay crushes the fireball.)
Brega: "Let's go tell Bowser."
(Kunyay and Brega leave and go to Bowser's castle)
Bowser: "Yo Kunyay! What's up? And Brega! How nice to see you!"
Brega: "As much as we'd like to chat, this is business."
Kunyay: "You must fire Kemmy right now! Banish her to the forest! Call her back to the kingdom and banish her to the forest! Fire her NOW!"
Bowser: "What for? All she's been doing is saving Yoshi and Birdo from the shroobs."
Brega: "You may not understand everything now Bowser. But you must do it. You'll understand later."
Bowser: "I can't just do that!"
Kunyay: "Remember peach's research lab? Your whole castle will be next! A hail storm will completely annihilate this place! You'll have to run in fear out of your own kingdom! You will lose all your power and your minions will not follow you anymore."
Bowser: "Is it that important?"
Brega: "CALL KEMMY NOW!"
(Little did Bowser know the sky was darkening with hail clouds)
Bowser: "Alright alright!"
(Bowser takes out his phone and calls Kemmy)
Bowser: "Hello? Kemmy?"
Kemmy: "Yes Bowser?"
Bowser: "Come back right away. It's an emergency."
Kemmy: "Okeydokey."
(Kemmy hangs up.)
Bowser: "What should I tell her the reason is?"
Brega: "Just tell her "you know why". You don't need to know yet. Kemmy does though"
Bowser: "Doesn't make any sense at all."
Brega: "Remember, if you turn chicken and cut out, your whole kingdom will be destroyed."
(Kunyay and Brega vanish and are back at their house)
Kunyay: "Birdo already knows about us."
Brega: "So does Yoshi."
Kunyay: "If only Bowser had waited a little longer before that marriage! WE HAVE TO ACT NOW! Before they figure out our plan!"
Brega: "Yes. We'll go to Yoshi's island. And we will trick them."
(Kunyay and Brega try to teleport but a voice tells them)
King: "Walk!"
Kunyay: "Yes sir!"
(Kunyay and Brega started walking to the beach. However, back at Bowser's castle:)
Kemmy: "You wanted to see me your highness?"
Bowser: "You're fired."
Kemmy: "What?"
Bowser: "Get out!"
Kemmy: "WHAT'D I DO!?"
Bowser: "You know what you did!"
Kemmy: "Huh?"
Bowser: "LEAVE NOW OR I'LL CALL SECURITY!"
(Kemmy ran out of the castle. Just then the sky brightened up. The clouds were about to destroy the castle. They were gone. Kemmy met Kunyay on the road)
Kemmy: "YOU! I KNOW YOU CAUSED THIS!"
(Kemmy fired a bullet at Kunyay. Kunyay vanished and appeared behind Kemmy.)
Kunyay: "Should've thought about that before you tried to alter our prophecy. LEAVE BIRDO ALONE!"
(Kemmy turned around)
Kemmy: "I'll never let you have Birdo!"
(Kemmy fired a bullet at the ground opening up a ditch to try to cause Kunyay to fall in it. But Kunyay floated in mid air above the hole.)
Brega: "You'll never learn your magic is no match for us."
Kunyay: "Simple. Stop saving Birdo and you shall be spared. Just let whatever happens happen."
Kemmy: "NEVER!"
(Kemmy fired a bullet at Kunyay but Kunyay grabbed it with his hands and threw it back at Kemmy making her fall on the ground. Brega stood on her back)
Brega: "YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!"
(Brega held her hands towards the sky. Clouds quickly covered it. A lightning bolt fell down but Kunyay froze it)
Kunyay: "STOP! I heard to use Kemmy! She might never join us, but we'll trick her and use her to our advantage."
Brega: "OOOH! Very good!"
(Brega called off the clouds. She got off Kemmy.)
Kunyay: "Leave Birdo alone OR ELSE!"
Brega: "We'll let our King deal with you. At least for now. Also STAY OUT OF OUR WAY!"
(Kunyay and Brega went to the beach where they disappeared. Kemmy got up with broken glasses)
Kemmy: "Humph! I might be weaker then those two but I'm not quitting on Birdo!"
(Kemmy got on her broomstick and flew to Yoshi's island. On Yoshi's island Kunyay and Brega were talking.)
Kunyay: "We're running out of time! They already know about us! WE MUST TRICK THEM NOW!"
Brega: "It sounds like you're getting afraid. You know that will corrupt the prophecy. "2 calm ones shall bring up the Warrior"?"
Kunyay: "Phew you're right. We must stay calm. Let's get started on laying the trap."
(They walked around Yoshi and Birdo's home doing something then hid.)
(Kemmy found a different reporter later.)
Reporter: "Kemmy! We wanted to talk with you about this old witch named Kunyay and another named Brega."
Kemmy: "Oh yes! Kunyay and Brega are HORRIFYING! They are much much stronger then me! Yield much darker magical powers! They don't even use a wand they're so advanced! Un-killable! I even just had a battle with them and was defeated. They let me live for some reason. Probably to torture me."
Reporter: "Terrifying! Tell us about it."
Kemmy: "I shot a bullet but Kunyay vanished and appeared behind me. I shot one at the ground opening it but Kunyay flew above the hole in mid air instead of falling in. I shot one final one at him when he caught it and threw it back at me."
Reporter: "So what can you say to the viewers? What can they take away from this?"
Kemmy: "STAY AWAY FROM HIM AT ALL COSTS! RUN! DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU! And most importantly don't let him trick you! He will always give you something to try to get you on his side! Never take it! And most importantly DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU! ESPECIALLY ON YOUR SHOULDERS! Those two always put their arms around people to pretend they are hugging them. THEY ARE NOT! They are putting CURSES in them to possess them and get them on their side! DON'T LET HIM PRETEND TO HUG YOU! DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU AT ALL COSTS! Even death! Better to die then join them and kill even more!"
Reporter: "Thank you very much. Hear that people? Kunyay is a monster. Stay away from him! He and his wife are into dark black magic!"
(Yoshi turned off the tv, unaware Kunyay and Brega were right outside laying a trap of some sort.)
Yoshi: "That's so scary!"
Birdo: "oooh! Me hope I never see them!"
Yoshi: "We'll be sure to stay clear of them! Come on. Let's go to bed."
(Yoshi and Birdo go in their bedroom to sleep. Kunyay and Brega were spying on them outside.)
Kunyay: "Nothing is happening yet."
Brega: "Kunyay, give it time. They've only been married 4 months. Just wait. Our trap will activate soon enough..."
Kunyay: "I suppose all we can do now is wait. We'll try to stop Kemmy from saving them anymore..."
Brega: "Yes. Tomorrow is a big day for these two. Hope they follow orders willingly. Otherwise they'll get hurt."
(Kunyay and Brega vanished.)
