(When Yoshi and Birdo went into their room and got into bed Yoshi noticed Birdo was wearing something.)

Yoshi: "Birdo, what's that?"

Birdo: "For the blood Yoshi. Tank can't figure out what's going on."

Yoshi: "Wow! How long have you been wearing that?"

Birdo: "eh... A while now."

Yoshi: "Sure blends in well. Goodnight!"

Birdo: "Night sugar egg."

(Yoshi and Birdo held hands and went to sleep with their teddy bears above them. The next morning Yoshi got up first again and tickled Birdo awake)

Birdo: "HAHAHAHA AAAAH!"

Yoshi: "GOTCHA AGAIN!"

Birdo "OOOH STOP IT! ONE DAY ME GONNA WAKE UP FIRST AND TEACH YOSHI A LESSON!"

Yoshi: "Isn't today that new auditorium?"

Birdo: "OH YEAH! But that's late in the day. We have time!"

Yoshi: "Whatcha wanna do? Play in the ball pen? Silly string? Water guns?"

Birdo: "Actually me wanted to talk to sugar egg about Dr. Joy."

Yoshi: "Oh yeah! What color is he?"

Birdo: "You should know Yoshi."

Yoshi: "Huh? How could I? Me never seen him!"

Birdo: "Ever looked in the mirror?"

Yoshi: "Uh yeah?"

Birdo: "You never around when Dr. Joy around BECAUSE YOSHI IS DR. JOY!"

Yoshi: "What?"

Birdo: "Yoshi mysteriously disappears every time Dr. Joy shows up and never returns until AFTER he's gone! Coincidence? NOPE! HAHAHA! How Yoshi get all those powers? What's in those pills?"

Yoshi: "I NO KNOW! Yoshi WISH me Dr. Joy but I just not that smart!"

Birdo: "Sure you're not! HAHAHAHA!"

Yoshi: "Yoshi's grades in school were terrible! Remember we dropped out and became actors! Yoshi NO WHERE NEAR as smart as him! I can't even talk right! But I happy Birdo think Yoshi is that cool."

Birdo: "mmm hmm. Sure. Bet he'll show up again AND YOU'LL MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR WON'TCHA!?"

Yoshi: "Hope not. Birdo can wait outside the bathroom and keep an eye on me the whole day if you wanna. Yoshi wanna find out who he is too. Anyway, wanna play a game or something?"

Birdo: "If you'll stay in my sight!"

Yoshi: "Fine fine. Whatever. Yoshi hungry let's go make something."

Birdo: "Alright! One second though."

(Birdo went into the bathroom to change her pad.)

Birdo: "This is so embarrassing. Hope Dr. Tank finds out soon what's causing this."

(She puts on a new one throws the current one away but finds some pink nails that look like big letter C's)

Birdo: "What are these?"

(Birdo picks them up. There are 8 total. One pokes her hand.)

Birdo: "OW!"

(Her finger starts bleeding a little. She puts her finger in her mouth and sucks it. She takes it out and it isn't bleeding as bad.)

Birdo: "What are these!? Maybe some nails for the house? Why are they pink?"

(Birdo dismisses it and throws them back in the trash)

Birdo: "Probably their real color is grey but someone accidentally painted them along with parts of the house. Oh well."

(Little did she know those nails were much more then just that. Birdo washed her hands and went out to help Yoshi with the breakfast. They had a giant stove to cook in.)

Yoshi: "Thought fish would be good today."

Birdo: "Hm? How about a side of a lot of macaroni?"

Yoshi: "Yup! Sounds great!"

(Yoshi went outside and got a basket of fish and dumped them into a bit pot. Birdo went and got the macaroni and she set the times on the stove.)

Birdo: "Yoshi, Birdo know sugar egg doesn't know much about the stove but all you gotta do is turn the fish over in 30 minutes."

Yoshi: "Alright. Thanks."

Birdo: "Speaking of eating, how sugar egg stay so thin? You eat like a ton!"

Yoshi: "I no know!"

Birdo: "And Yoshi so much taller then me. Let's measure!"

Yoshi: "Alright."

(Yoshi goes over to the wall and Birdo gets a ruler out of a drawer. She goes and starts counting)

Birdo: "One two three four five and... no six feet exactly! DANG THAT'S HUGE! AND YOSHI ONLY 16 YEARS OLD!"

Yoshi: "haha! Yeah. Thanks."

Birdo: "Let's go outside. I kinda bored."

Yoshi: "Alright!"

(Yoshi and Birdo walk outside and play in the ball pen. Yoshi immediately (swims?) to the bottom. Birdo is at the top. They play around for 30 minutes, turn the fish over, go back and play some more. But Birdo started having these strange thoughts. "Yoshi's huge nose sure is cute. The tail as well." Like she was drooling for him all over again. Except even more. She didn't tell him but was feeling extremely attracted to him. (I'm gonna skip the eating and more because it would just take up too much time.) After they were done eating they went outside to try to get to the new auditorium, however Pail and many cops showed up to the island and they weren't too happy about Yoshi and Birdo's marriage!)

Birdo: "PAIL!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"

Pail: "God might've failed to stop you two BUT I WON'T!"

(The cops charged at Birdo but she spat eggs at them and Yoshi threw eggs at them. It got a few but he had 30 knights.)

Pail: "BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXECUTED FOR BREAKING THE LAW OF THE LAND!"

(Mario jumped off a ship and came over throwing fireballs at more cops.)

Mario: "Hope-a that makes up for-a my stupidity!"

Yoshi: "MARIO!"

Mario: "I take-a that as you accepted my apology! Let's get them!"

(The three started attacking and took down 10 knights. Princess peach got out with 50 toad police.)

Peach: "YOU WON'T GET THEM PAIL! YOU NOR YOUR GOD!"

Pail: "HA! Bring it on!"

(Kemmy showed up behind them.)

Kemmy: "Let me in on the action!"

(Peach and Kemmy easily took down 15 more knights. He only had 5 left.)

Pail: "Looks like we've lost huh?"

(Pail took out a sword and tried to hit Birdo. Yoshi grabbed her and pushed her to the ground. They both fell and Pail missed.)

Kemmy: "I'll just kill those guards now!"

(Kemmy shot a bullet at the volcano causing a giant fireball to jump out. It was just about to hit the evil knights when it froze in mid air.)

Kemmy: "Huh!? What's going on?"

Yoshi: "No time to wonder!"

(Yoshi ran up and pushed Pail to the ground. He grabbed his sword and threw it into the ocean.)

Yoshi: "GOTCHA! Now surrender!"

Pail: "WAIT! WHY IS THAT FIREBALL FROZEN!?"

(All looked at it. It was suspended in mid air. Kunyay appeared on top of the fireball.)

Kunyay: "ENOUGH! Kemmy LEAVE THOSE KNIGHTS ALONE!"

Kemmy: "They were about to kill Birdo and Yoshi!"

Kunyay: "GET LOST!"

Yoshi: "Y-YOU'RE KUNYAY! THAT MEAN DARK WITCH THAT CURSED PEACHE'S RESEARCH CENTER!"

Kunyay: "I am indeed Kunyay. But I'd be careful about what labels you attach to me. If you want to stay safe!"

Birdo: "Pail must be working with him right!?"

Pail: "I don't associate with witches! All are evil! Kunyay is just the worst one!"

(A loud BANG was heard in the distance. Kunyay looked over there. 50 flying shroob saucers showed up and grabbed Kemmy then flew off kidnapping Kemmy, taking her to a mountain.)

Yoshi: "HEY!"

Kunyay: "DON'T EVEN TRY TO RESCUE KEMMY, YOSHI AND BIRDO! That is, if you don't want to die! STAY AWAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM DEATH!"

(Kunyay pointed to the ground and the floor rose creating a wall around Yoshi. Another around Birdo. Then a bigger one trapped Peach and Mario. Kunyay disappeared.)

Pail: "Well in this case he helped us. HAHAHAHA! Bet you'll die in there Yoshi! Oh well. Mission complete!"

(Pail walked off with his remaining knights. Kunyay reappeared and went over to the soldiers. He mumbled something to each one too quiet to hear. Just out of Birdo and Yoshi's ears. Then showed them some device in his hands. They all got up and their wounds healed! They followed Kunyay)

Kunyay: "Welcome new members!"

(They followed Kunyay as they walked away with Kunyay. What did Kunyay do to them? What did he mumble?)

Birdo: "YOSHI! YOSHI ARE YOU OK!?"

(No answer.)

Birdo: "WAIT WAIT WAIT! Me get it! Dr. Joy will show up any minute now under that fake name actually being Yoshi!"

(Dr. Joy flew in on a hovercraft)

Dr. Joy: "Hey what'd I miss?"

Birdo: "Nothing you little cutie! You were here the whole time!"

Dr. Joy: "Uh what?"

Birdo: "That smile of yours is so romantic! You just a big cutie!"

Dr. Joy: "Look, I know I'm hot and all by being super smart, but I already am taken."

Birdo: "Uh huh! Me know!"

Dr. Joy: "I saw you with your husband. He's not gonna be too happy about you saying this."

Birdo: "HAHAHA! Yeah because YOU ARE YOSHI!"

Dr. Joy: "Let's get you out of this wall and I'm telling Yoshi everything you said. You can take this up with him."

(Dr. Joy ate another pill turning him red. He spat fire at the wall and melted it.)

Birdo: "Oh you so strong! Ever use that strength for a girl like me?"

(Dr. Joy rolled his eyes and spat more fire at another wall revealing Yoshi inside.)

Yoshi: "OH BIRDO YOU OK!"

(Yoshi ran out and hugged her)

Birdo: "W-WH-WHAT!? WAIT A MINUTE! LET GO!"

(Yoshi let her go.)

Yoshi: "Something wrong? Who's that guy?"

Birdo: "How the- then who's- WHAT!?"

Dr. Joy: "Yeah, Birdo, your wife appears to have a crush on me. I tried to make it clear to her I already had a wife and kids but she isn't listening. She said "you little cutie!, That smile of yours is so romantic!, Oh you so strong! Ever use that strength for a girl like me?". She appears to like me. I don't ike her if you were wondering. I'm sorry Yoshi."

Yoshi: "uhm... Birdo not like me no more?"

Birdo: "NO NO NO NO!"

Dr. Joy: "Yeah, you two haven't been together very long I see. Already falling part."

Birdo: "OH SHUT UP! Yoshi! I-I-I-I NO! Yoshi got it wrong!"

Yoshi: "Birdo... Like him more then me?"

Birdo: "NO NO! ME THOUGHT YOSHI WAS DR. Joy!"

Yoshi: "Oh... That's why he was avoiding me... You two are..."

Birdo: "NOOO! Birdo thought Dr. Joy's identity was Yoshi!"

Yoshi: "Sure. Dr. Joy's all smart and Yoshi all dumb. Dr. Joy's all mature and Yoshi all stupid. Dr. Joy's so strong and Yoshi so weak. No similarity at all yet Birdo think Yoshi is Dr. Joy. Sure. Birdo obviously never want-"

Birdo: "YOSHI PLEASE! It not like that! I never want a mature boy! Me want a silly child! Yoshi please believe me."

Dr. Joy: "Highly doubt he'll believe you now. I know my wife wouldn't believe me if she was in this situation."

Yoshi: "No. That might be possible to believe something dumb like that. Birdo ain't too smart so Sparkle might've gotten it wrong."

Birdo: "OH THANK YOU THANK YOU!"

Dr. Joy: "Now let's get to saving Kemmy! I'll free these others then join you!"

(Yoshi and Birdo started walking. But a blue magic koopa flew in on a broom. IT WAS KAMIC!)

Yoshi: "KAMIC!"

Kamic: "I may not be as strong as my mom but I can still fight!"

Birdo: "YES! ALL OF US! WE CAN DO THIS! LET'S GO TEACH KUNYAY AND BREGA A LESSON!"

(Mario, Peach, Yoshi, Kamic, and Dr. Joy): "LET'S GO!"

(Meanwhile up in the mountains somewhere.)

Q8: "Hehehehehe! They don't know at all what power we have! We'll take all of them out at once! Ready Q11?"

Q11: "Ready!"

Q8: "Ready Q7?"

Q7: "Ready!"

Q8: "LET'S GO!"

(The 3 Q's got ready for battle! While the army was marching up the mountain. They found a giant castle at the top with a shroob flag on top.)

Dr. Joy: "I'll start melting the wall. Yoshi and Birdo, stay with me. You others would probably be best at the back to launch a surprise attack!"

Birdo: "Got it!"

Yoshi: "READY!"

(The others ran around the back. Dr. Joy took out another gun from his lab coat's pocket. He shot it at the wall melting a hole in it.)

Dr. Joy: "You wouldn't believe how easy it was for me to steal this stuff from those shroobs! Alright let's get in! Yoshi and Birdo first! Then me!"

(Yoshi and Birdo): "OK!"

(They go in then Dr. Joy. Dr. Joy takes out a radar.)

Dr. Joy: "Based on his dna, he is to our right!"

Yoshi: "OK LETS GO!"

(Yoshi and Birdo went out into the hallway but alien saucers started shooting into the cell. They shot Dr. Joy in the back!)

Dr. Joy: "GOOOOW! GO GO GO!"

(Dr. Joy ate a flying pill and took to the skies. He started attacking and Birdo and Yoshi went in further to get Kemmy.)

Yoshi: "HOW DO WE OPEN THIS!?"

Birdo: "I use my claws!"

(Birdo picked the lock with her claws. Inside Kemmy was attached to a machine with wires coming into it. Kemmy was knocked out)

Yoshi: "LET'S GET THESE WIRES OUT!"

(Yoshi unplugged the wires and Kemmy woke up.)

Kemmy: "Thanks guys! Now let's get out of here before Kunyay comes back!"

(But shroobs started storming the place! They realized they were trapped. Two adult Yoobs (Male and female) came walking in.)

Yoob: "耀西，你还是放弃吧！" (Yoshi you might as well just give up!)

Yoshi: "NEVER! YOU NOT GONNA GET US!"

Yoober: "想赌吗？你的黑魔法无法与你的小武器相提并论" (Wanna bet? Your dark magic no match for your puny weapons!)

Birdo: "YOSHI WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?"

Kemmy: "I STILL HAVE MY MAGIC!"

(Kemmy fired a blast into the crowd creating an opening. The two yoobs chased in!)

Yoshi: "AAAAH!"

Kemmy: "QUICK! GET OUT!"

(Kemmy shot at the wall opening it)

Birdo: "WHAT ABOUT YOU!?"

Kemmy: "You two are more important! GO! I'll follow!"

(Kemmy kept shooting at the crowd. Yoshi and Birdo ran to the window.)

Yoshi: "BIRDO COME O- OOOOOOOOOW!"

(a white hand smacked Yoshi back into the room. Then the person stepped into view. PRINCESS PEACH! She was looking at him with red eyes!)

Peach: "It's over Yoshi!"

Birdo: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER!?"

Kemmy: "KUNYAY HAS POSSESSED HER! SHE ISN'T ACTING UNDER HER OWN WILL! RUN!"

(Birdo tried to run but Peach grabbed her!)

Peach: "It's too late Birdo! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

(Peach took out a laser gun and had her finger on the trigger! The Yoob grabbed Yoshi)

Yoob: "你很快也会陷入黑暗魔法！" (You will soon fall to the dark magic as well!)

(The Yoober punched Kemmy against the wall! Peach started to pull the trigger but a random bullet came out of nowhere knocking the gun out of her hands! Dr. Joy ran up and pushed Peach down to the ground)

Kemmy: "DR. JOY!"

Dr. Joy: "I'll deal with these creeps!"

(Dr. Joy entered and started shooting at the shroobs. The Yoob dropped Yoshi and Kemmy got up.)

Dr. Joy: "LET'S MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT! GO GO GO!"

(They all ran out!)

Yoshi: "What about Mario!"

Dr. Joy: "I'll go get him! Run!"

(Dr. Jy ran around to the back. The others started down the mountain but Birdo tripped on a rock.)

Yoshi: "BIRDO!"

(But Birdo was grabbed by an invisible force. She started hovering in mid air!)

Birdo: "HELP MEEEEEE!"

(Yoshi ran up to Birdo but the invisible force quickly brought her up to the top of the castle. Kunyay then appeared in front of her looking straight at her.)

Kunyay: "You made a grave mistake coming here!..."

(Meanwhile on the other side of the castle Dr. Joy was fighting the shroobs trying to get to Mario. But Mario was captured by multiple shroobs!)

Dr. Joy: "I'll get you out Mario!"

(Dr. Joy ran in and started throwing shroobs off the mountain. The shroobs holding Mario shrieked and ran away.)

Dr. Joy: "Come on Mario. Let's get you back!"

(But Mario was being controlled too! He punched Dr. Joy in the belly causing him to fall.)

Dr. Joy: "You too huh? I'll save you Mario!"

(Dr. Joy quickly ate another pill giving him ice powers. He froze Mario in a giant block of ice.)

Dr. Joy: "Guess that settles everything."

(Dr. Joy started heading down the mountain but giant walls arose from the ground to block his path.)

Dr. Joy: "WHAT!?"

(A mysterious force grabbed him and threw him against one of the walls. Chains wrapped around his arms holding him to the wall. Brega appeared in front of him)

Brega: "We told y'all NOT TO COME HERE! And because you have gotten Kemmy out, you will die, Birdo and Yoshi will suffer because of YOU!"

(Dr. Joy started shaking in fear.)

Dr. Joy: "N-n-none of y-you will harm m-my friends!"

Brega: "Hm? Don't try to act cute. I know your identity Dr. Joy. But I'm not allowed to say it right now."

(While Brega was talking, Dr. Joy quickly grabbed a pill with his tongue and turned yellow colored. He broke the chains and jumped off the mountain.)

Brega: "That's fine. The trap has been set."

(Dr. Joy fired a bullet at Birdo's cuffs and she fell as well. Kunyay ran at super speed around the mountain looking for them.)

Dr. Joy: "COME ON! LET'S GO!"

(Birdo and Dr. Joy ran away from the castle. Kamic stayed behind.)

Kamic: "They might be chicken but I'm gonna kill those monsters!"

(Kamic went back up the mountain. He found Kunyay and stood in his way.)

Kamic: "I'm gonna destroy you for what you did to my mother!"

(Kamic fired multiple shots at Kunyay all of which disappeared in mid air. Kunyay pointed towards the sky and was about to send a lightning bolt when Brega zoomed in.)

Brega: "WAIT! Remember the king's orders! We cannot attack anyone but Kemmy! The others we can use!"

Kunyay: "Oh the traps we have set up? I remember. So what do we do to stop Kamic in the meantime?"

(Kamic thought NOW'S MY CHANCE! He fired his wand at a big boulder trying to crush them. A huge rock came and fell right on them.)

Kamic: "GOT EM!"

(But Kunyay picked up the rock and threw it off.)

Kunyay: "That all ya got? Give us your worst!"

Brega: "Right before you succumb to our side."

(Kamic fired multiple bullets at random objects directing them towards Kunyay and Brega. None did any damage at all. The volcano started rumbling.)

Kunyay: "Looks like you better run Kamic."

Kamic: "I'm taking you down for what you did to my mother, what you did to Mario, and what you did to Peach!"

Brega: "Hm... Good luck with that. You'll need it."

(The volcano exploaded. Kamic got afraid and started to run. Kunyay and Brega stood on top of the lava but weren't burned at all! Kamic ran away terrified!)

Brega: "All traps are set, everything is now going according to plan again."

Kunyay: "Yes. I should've never doubted our master. Nor our own strength. Yoshi and Birdo will suffer for what they have done today."

Brega: "Shame they have to put up so much resistance. They'll soon work for us though. Not that they'll have any other choice. Aside from death."

(Kunyay and Brega vanished. At the bottom the group was talking.)

Yoshi: "WHERE'S MARIO!?"

Dr. Joy: "Mario has been taken over by Kunyay as well."

Kemmy: "DANG WE'RE LOSING EVERYONE! Yoshi I hope they don't get you and Birdo!"

(Yoshi's teeth chattered.)

Dr. Joy: "Huh. They'll be dealt with shortly. I assure you evil's day's are numbered."

(Kamic ran down as well.)

Kamic: "I tried to fight them but every bullet I threw at them vanished! They were immune to everything! The volcano erupted and Kunyay said "Looks like you better go" I ran away in fear. The lava didn't even hurt them!"

Birdo: "This is some very dark magic working behind the scenes here!"

Kemmy: "Indeed. Yoshi Birdo I must admit to something. I used to be part of them. But I left because of how evil they are. Their morals are unspeakably horrifying! Their rituals are so evil! So many innocents suffer at their hands! They got their power through monstrosities. Please you must stay away from them! I barely got out of there alive! When they found out I betrayed them I had to hide fearing for my life! Please stay away!"

Yoshi: "OK! Yoshi never mess with them."

Dr. Joy: "Only if they mess with us!"

Birdo: "OH BIRDO WILL DEFINITELY STAY AWAY!"

Kemmy: "Phew. I really care about you two. Go take a rest then we can get you to your new auditorium."

Dr. Joy: "That concludes my help. Peace."

(Dr. Joy took out a flying machine and flew off. Birdo and Yoshi rested after what happened...)