(After 3 months Yoshi and Birdo are talking just before bed.)
Yoshi: "Dang Birdo barely ate any of the hot dogs."
Birdo: "I no know why. Just so full. Can't eat much."
Yoshi: "That's pretty weird. You haven't been eating much of anything lately."
Birdo: "I know. Me no know why though."
Yoshi: "Also that medication really helped with those spots. They've disappeared from me. Can't believe Yoshi almost lost the superspeed."
Birdo: "Yeah me neither."
Yoshi: "Um... Birdo?"
Birdo: "Yeah? Yoshi are you ok?"
Yoshi: "Yes... just a little..."
Birdo: "Little what?"
Yoshi: "Scared."
Birdo: "Of what?"
Yoshi: "Afraid you won't like me no more."
Birdo: "Yoshi is this about Dr. Joy? I SWEAR I DON'T LIKE HIM!"
Yoshi: "No it's not... I just... what if..."
Birdo: "What if I kissed him? BIRDO WON'T!"
Yoshi: "No not that!"
Birdo: "Then what?"
Yoshi: "Well what if I did lose my powers..."
Birdo: "That would be kinda sad."
Yoshi: "But then you'd not like me no more..."
Birdo: "That's insane! I like Yoshisaur no matter what!"
Yoshi: "Why Birdo like me anyway?"
Birdo: "Yoshi, you just so nice! Yoshi is the nicest sweetest little thing me eve knew! Yoshi always wanna help, Yoshi always care, if I even get scratched Yoshi so scared and want me to always be in great health. Yoshi just worried about my eating! you care about me so much!"
Yoshi: "Well what if I... weren't so cute? Maybe really ugly or something?"
Birdo: "That wouldn't matter to me one bit!"
Yoshi: "What if Yoshi really bad looking?"
Birdo: "Yoshi can look any way on earth. Yoshi's heart is what matters!"
Yoshi: "Are you s-sure?"
Birdo: "Of course sugar egg!"
(Birdo hugs and kisses him.)
Yoshi: "Thanks sparkle."
Birdo: "You so welcome Yoshi! Now it's late. Let's go to bed."
Yoshi: "You gonna hold my hand tonight again right?"
Birdo: "Every night sugar!"
(Yoshi and Birdo go to bed. But in the night, Birdo wakes up because of a scream.)
Yoshi: "PLEASE!"
(5 seconds of silence.)
Birdo: "Yoshi are you ok?"
Yoshi: "COME BACK! PLEASE!"
(Yoshi gets up out of bed and holds his arms out.)
Birdo: "Yoshi what is the matter!?"
(5 seconds of silence. Yoshi has tears all over his eyes dripping on the floor)
Yoshi: "NO NO NO! I SO SORRY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! NOOOOOOOO!"
(Yoshi runs in the living room.)
Birdo: "YOSHI WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!?"
(Yoshi tries to grab something. but he just swings his arms around the air.)
Yoshi: "BIRDO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Yoshi: "I'M NOT A MOOOONSTEEEEERRRR!"
Birdo: "Is he sleep walking?"
Yoshi: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
(Yoshi is crying uncontrollably.)
Yoshi: "COME BACK COME BACK!"
(Yoshi runs out the front door but trips on a rock. He looks around and starts weeping.)
Birdo: "YOSHI YOSHI! WHAT'S WRONG!?"
Yoshi: "Birdo wh-where are y-y-y-you? AAAAAA~AAAAAH! WAAAAAH HUHUHUH!" (huhuhuh was supposed to be crying.)
Birdo: "I know I'm not supposed to wake a sleep walker but he looks terrified!"
Yoshi: "NO! NO NO! I'M NOT A MONSTER!"
(Birdo grabs Yoshi and shakes him violently)
Birdo: "YOSHI YOSHI PLEASE WAKE UP!"
(Yoshi wakes up but doesn't realize he was dreaming. He looks at Birdo and cries even harder.)
Yoshi: "PLEASE NO LEAVE ME! I NO WA-ANNA! Yoshi want you!"
Birdo: "Yoshi me would never leave you!"
Yoshi: "I NOT A MONSTER! PLEASE GIMME A CHANCE!"
Birdo: "Yoshi that was a dream! It was all a dream! I know you not a monster!"
(Yoshi hugs Birdo.)
Yoshi: "P-ple-ease d-don't l-leav-ve me! Pl-please giv-v-ve me anoth-th-ther chance!"
Birdo: "Yoshi it's ok now. That was all a dream! Nothing happened. I not going anywhere. Yoshi not a monster. None of that happened."
(Yoshi rests his head on Birdo's shoulder.)
Yoshi: "N-none of h-that happ-ppened? There was n-no argument?"
Birdo: "No sugar. That was all just a dream. I not ever gonna leave you."
(Yoshi pants hard.)
Birdo: "What was the dream Yoshi?"
Yoshi: "I no wanna tell..."
Birdo: "Go on Yoshi. Let me make you feel better!"
Yoshi: "Promise not to leave me?"
Birdo: "Promise! I promise!"
Yoshi: "Yoshi t-turned into a beast-t. Like a l-lion or wolf-f. With sharp t-teath! And acid spit! OOOOOOH!"
(Yoshi cries again.)
Birdo: "Yoshi that ain't never gonna happen. No one can turn you into a creature like that!"
Yoshi: "Y-yoshi tongue loo-ooked like a s-snake's tongue! My colors were all messed up! I NOT EVEN LOOK LIKE A YOSHI NO MORE!"
Birdo: "BUT YOU ARE A YOSHI!"
Yoshi: "What if me not anymore!? Birdo said you gonna leave CAUSE I A M-MONS-S-ST-TERRRRRR!"
Birdo: "Yoshi you not ever gonna be a monster!"
Yoshi: "But wh-what if I w-was!? Birdo gonna leave and never see me again!"
Birdo: "Yoshi even if you were a monster I always be with you! Sugar will always be sugar to me! No matter what! It's the heart that counts! Not the teeth, not the color, not the spit, nothing but the heart!"
(Yoshi hugs Birdo harder and cries for 5 minutes. After he stops he says)
Yoshi: "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"
Birdo: "Come on Yoshi. Let's go back to bed. I gonna cuddle to PROVE I never gonna leave."
Yoshi: "Thank you! Thank you..."
(Yoshi gets up and they go back and lay down. Birdo is really worried about Yoshi. She thinks "What on earth could cause him to have such an awful dream? Is Kunyay or Brega involved in this?" Yoshi on the other hand was still whimpering a little. But slowly calming down. Eventually he was able to get to sleep. Birdo stayed awake for a bit because she cared about him. She also went to sleep soon as well. The next day Yoshi woke up but was too stressed about his nightmare he didn't tickle Birdo. He got up and waited for her to get up. Birdo eventually woke up.)
Birdo: "Huh? Yoshi why aren't you in bed?"
Yoshi: "Just... still thinking about that dream."
Birdo: "Yoshi you MY boy MY husband and you not ever gonna be someone else's."
Yoshi: "Yeah... Thanks."
Birdo: "Yoshi, it's Saturday, wanna go to a movie to take your mind off it?"
Yoshi: "Sure."
(Yoshi and Birdo go out to the movies to see what they have to watch. Birdo asks an employee.)
Birdo: "Hi. Me and Yoshi would like to know what movies y'all are showing today."
Employee: "Oh for y'all? Mostly very violent adult rated movies. You guys usually like childish ones. There is one similar to a Disney movie but, it's very tragic. It's a movie about these two parents which have a child but cannot afford to keep the child so they abandon him... It's called, "I trusted you". It's very emotional and very scarring."
Yoshi: "Ooooh sounds intense!"
Birdo: "No it doesn't it sounds depressing!"
Employee: "It's starting if you want in. I'll sell you a ticket for $5. A two for one special of $8."
Yoshi: "THAT'S A BARGAIN! LET'S GO!"
(Yoshi reaches under his shell and gives him $8.)
Employee: "Thank you and I hope you enjoy it!"
Birdo: "Come on let's go!"
(Yoshi and Birdo run in and sit down in their ticket seats. But outside.)
Q8: "THIS IS TERRIBLE! IT WILL RUIN OUR ENTIRE PLAN! THAT MOVIE WAS RATED R FOR A PURPOSE I NEVER THOUGHT YOSHI AND BIRDO WOULD GO IN THERE!"
Q11: "Especially considering who made it! And the intentions they had in making it! No way we can allow them to watch that we have to intervene!"
Q7: "The only way we can stop them is with another frontal assault. I'll get the army!"
Q8: "Yes get to work immediately! You must cancel the show! The trap will activate any day now but if they're allowed to watch this it will blow everything!"
(Yoshi and Birdo were sitting comfortably in their chairs.)
Actor1: "Sweetie this is only a park!"
Actor2: "A park?"
Actor3: "Ye"
(*KABOOM!* A bomb went off upstairs frying the projector.)
Yoshi: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?"
Birdo: "Aw I really enjoying that movie! They played their parts so well!"
(Flying saucers stormed the place. Yoshi threw eggs at them taking a couple down.)
Birdo: "AGAIN!? What are these things doing!?"
(Birdo spat a couple eggs up and knocked a couple down. Birdo ran up to the front when more shroobs stormed in. Birdo tried to fight but for a strange reason ran out of breath very quickly. The yoober came in and grabbed Birdo, picking her up and threw her across the theatre.)
Yoshi: "BIRDO!"
(Birdo tried to stand up. She was able to but the shroobs ran over there.)
Yoshi: "YOU MEANIES LEAVE HER ALONE!"
(Yoshi used his super speeds to run around them in circles and continuously hit them. Birdo stood up and started sucking in air. She blew as hard as she could against them but some un natural force was making her weaker. She only moved them back instead of blowing them out of the building.)
Birdo: "What is wrong with me!?"
(Yoshi had already destroyed their guns but they were fighting with their fists. Biro ran up and grabbed one trying to throw it. But she was too weak and it kicked her to the ground.)
Yoshi: "I GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT!"
(Yoshi pushed the shroob back and it fell. That shroob fell into more causing 5 to fall. Birdo used her tongue to grab 20 at once and threw them against the wall. The other shroobs started running.)
Yoshi: "YES! GOT EM!"
(But that wasn't the end of it. Two fireballs hit the stadium. Mario and Peach took down the cops guarding the entrance.)
Yoshi: "MARIO!"
Birdo: "Me know you two not acting under own will! Kunyay possessed you!"
Peach: "What a great detective you are! Too bad the little spy made you so weak!"
Birdo: "Huh?"
Peach: "Have you noticed how weak you are? You can't fight anymore! All thanks to our spy!"
Yoshi: "I GONNA FIND THAT HIDDEN SHROOB AND TEACH THAT GUY A LESSON!"
Peach: "HAHAHAHAHA! You'll never find him Yoshi! UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE!"
(Peach went up and fought Yoshi while Mario fought Birdo. Mario ran up and tried to hit Birdo. Birdo tried to jump but didn't jump high enough and Mario punched her to the floor.)
Birdo: "Mario think you can win again huh? Me fight you before AND WON! I gonna do it again."
(Birdo grabs Mario's feet with her tongue and trips him. Mario throws a fireball at Birdo and she tries to grab it but she wasn't quick enough! Some force is making her weaker! Birdo gets hit and becomes dizzy. Yoshi on the other hand is winning his battle and has peach against a wall. But he notices Mario about to kill Birdo.)
Yoshi: "BIRDO!"
(Yoshi runs over to Mario and pushes him out of the way. But some force picks Birdo up again and throws her against a wall. Birdo can't move! Yoshi tris to run over to Birdo but Peach knocks Yoshi on the floor. Then Peach and Mario walk up to Birdo.)
Peach: "BWAHAHAHAHA! Kunyay sent us to deal with you but I see he decided to show up as well!"
Birdo: "WHERE IS THAT MONSTER!?"
Mario: "Kun-...yay... Sent... us! Kill... Kill... Stop... cho-cho-cho-cho-cho. YES!"
(Mario and Peach start making fireballs. But the ceiling collapses on them and Dr. Joy falls in!)
Dr. Joy: "Just in the nick of time!"
Birdo: "Dr. Joy Kunyay just threw me against a wall and tried to have Peach and Mario kill me! Get out of here! He's hiding somewhere in here!"
Dr. Joy: "Hey it seems like now would be the best time to get him!"
(Kemmy flies in on a broomstick)
Kemmy: "My crystal ball showed me you two were in danger. I came rushing as fast as I could to help!"
(Yoshi stands up very dizzy.)
Yoshi: "Birdo! I so sorry I wasn't able to save you!"
Birdo: "Dr. Joy did! Now let's get these two!"
(Mario and Peach stand up and realize they're outnumbered.)
Peach: "BLAST! Kunyay will be mad at us for this!"
Mario: "Must... follow... orders..."
Peach: "We will remember this!"
(Peach and Mario try to run but Dr. Joy and Yoshi run up and catch them.)
Dr. Joy: "Where do you think you're going Peach!?"
Yoshi: "Yoshi gotta save Mario from Kunyay's powers!"
Peach: "ARGH! We will never be saved by you! Kunyay has already taken full control of my body! Brega has full control of Mario! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO BWAHAHAHAHA!"
(A giant flying saucer dashes in. It fires huge blasts at them. Yoshi and Dr. Joy let go to dodge the bullet and Mario and Peach get away!)
Yoshi: "NO! MARIO!"
(Mario and Peach go to the flying ship and it levitates them up. A giant shroob is levitated down with a crown on his head. He has a giant beard and is a darker purple. He is the king of the shroobs.)
King Shroob: "愚蠢的蘑菇头!你是摧毁我女儿和妻子的人!你现在已经承受了我最忠诚的仆人 KUNYAY 和 BREGA 的后果!!!现在不是结束永远不要忘记这一点!我们会让你活得更久,但只有这样我们才能将你用于我们自己的目的!" (FOOLISH MUSHROOM HEADS! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO DESTROYED MY DAUGHTER AND WIFE! YOU NOW HAVE SUFFERED THE CONSEQUENCES FROM MY MOST LOYAL SERVANTS KUNYAY AND BREGA! NOW IS NOT THE END NEVER FORGET THIS! WE WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE A LITTLE LONGER BUT ONLY SO WE CAN USE YOU FOR OUR OWN PURPOSES!)
Birdo: "WILL YOU SHUT UP! I NO KNOW A WORD YOU'RE SAYING!"
King Shroob: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FOLLISH UNEDUCATED MUSHROOM HEADS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW!?"
Yoshi: "HOLY COW THAT'S NORMAL ENGLISH!"
King Shroob: "Indeed it is! But why do you act surprised!? You don't need it! 你可以完美地理解这门语言!" (You can understand this language perfectly!)
Yoshi: "Huh?"
Dr. Joy: "Cut the nonsense off and get to the point!"
King Shroob: "We might not have Luigi yet, but I guarantee you this time my wife and daughter shall be avenged! THE SHROOBS WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU AND RULE THIS PLANET FOREVER! ATATATATATA!"
(King Shroob levitates back up and the ship dashes off.)
Yoshi: "But where is Kunyay and Brega!?"
Dr. Joy: "That's what I'd like to know myself!"
Kemmy: "I'll scour the place and tell you what I find."
(Kemmy looks around. Dr. Joy also looks around with his super speeds. But they find nothing.)
Kemmy: "Welp. I'll walk you guys home just in case."
Dr. Joy: "I have an experiment going on back at my lab. I'll catch up later."
(Dr. Joy eats a flying pill and flys off. Kemmy walks Yoshi and Birdo home. Meanwhile on top of the studio.)
Kunyay: "It was so funny to see those guys just running around like a bunch of nuts looking for us!"
Brega: "I would've layed down money they would've looked up here."
Kunyay: "Hehehe! Hilarious!"
Brega: "Too bad we couldn't do more this time. Too much to risk regarding the plan."
Kunyay: "Just a few more days and our trick will be too late to stop."
Brega: "Anytime now. They practically are already on our side."
Kunyay: "Guess it's time to return home."
(Kunyay and Brega vanish. What's wrong with Birdo? Why did Yoshi dream that terrible dream? The next chapter will ramp up the drama on a scale of 1 to 10, 11! This is about to get INTENSE!)
