(After arriving home Kemmy talks with them about Kunyay.)

Kemmy: "It's so sad Kunyay and Brega have possessed Mario and Peach. This is why you two must be so careful around them!"

Birdo: "I know!"

Yoshi: "They so scary!"

Kemmy: "To help you two out I recommend going on another camping trip! Try calling up Rexie again!"

Birdo: "That sounds like a great idea!"

Yoshi: "I gonna call the orphanage right now!"

(Yoshi goes inside and calls Ally)

Ally: "Oh that's wonderful! Rexie was begging me to go camping with you two again! Want me to pick you up?"

Yoshi: "Oh that would be great! Yeah yeah!"

Ally: "I'll come in about an hour! Be waiting!"

Kemmy: "Well I'll go home now. Home being an old rotting house in the middle of the forest."

Birdo: "Why the forest?"

Kemmy: "Kunyay threatened to destroy Bowser's kingdom if I wouldn't get out. He fired me because Kunyay and Brega threatened him."

Yoshi: "Oh how mean!"

Kemmy: "But I'm standing strong! We will get rid of him and Brega very soon! WE WILL WIN! Just remember, never let him put his hands on you! He will possess you!"

Birdo: "We know!"

Kemmy: "Alright. If anything happens I'll come back. Bye Yoshi and Birdo."

Yoshi: "Bye."

(Kemmy leaves.)

Birdo: "Yoshi for some reason me REALLY gotta go. one second."

(Birdo runs to the bathroom and comes back. Ally soon picks up Yoshi and Birdo with Rexie in her car in the front seat.)

Rexie: "Oh I'm so happy to get to go on a camping trip again! What are we gonna do!?"

Yoshi: "How about we go swimming!? Huh!? Whatcha think Birdo?... Birdo?"

(Yoshi looks at Birdo and finds her asleep. Yoshi shakes her.)

Yoshi: "Birdo wake up!"

Birdo: "Hm? Oh Hi... Yosh-...zzzzz"

Ally: "DANG! Birdo is pretty out of it since that fight! I haven't seen anyone that tired except girls who are pregnant! I'd just let her rest Yoshi so she'll be more awake for the camp."

Rexie: "Did you hear what she said Yoshi!? Pregnant!?"

Yoshi: "OH Yoshi would LOVE THAT! But... it's not possible. Birdo can't get pregnant."

Rexie: "Why Yoshi?"

Yoshi: "Well, Birdo has swyer syndrome. That means she-"

Ally: "Yoshi he's only 10 years old!"

Yoshi: "So?"

Ally: "Kids don't need to know that!"

Yoshi: "Oh. Sorry."

Rexie: "Oh come on! I'm old enough! I can-"

Ally: "REXIE I WILL TURN THE CAR AROUND IF YOU DON'T STOP ASKING!"

Rexie: "Oh come on!"

(Ally stops the car)

Rexie: "Fine!"

(Ally continues driving. But the idea that Birdo could actually be pregnant kept rolling around in Yoshi's mind. After 2 hours they made it to the camp site and Birdo was still asleep.)

Yoshi: "Ally, now can I wake Birdo up?"

Ally: "Uhm... Yeah. We're about to go outside so she doesn't really have time."

(Yoshi shakes Birdo)

Yoshi: "Birdo! Birdo wake up!"

Birdo: "Hm?"

Yoshi: "Birdo! We're at the camp now!"

Birdo: "Oh... Did Birdo fall asleep?"

Yoshi: "Yeah. Birdo was out."

Birdo: "Oh. Sorry. Me no know WHY I so weak and tired. Sorry."

Yoshi: "No it's alright! Let's get out and play!"

Birdo: "Alright."

(They all get out of the car. Birdo immediately crosses her legs.)

Birdo: "Um... Where do I go potty?"

Ally: "Since we're camping you'll have to go behind that rock. There aren't any trees yet."

Birdo: "Thanks."

(Birdo runs behind the rock.)

Yoshi: "Weird. She just went before we left."

Rexie: "Even my bladder is stronger then that!"

Ally: "Rexie be nice! You asked them to come remember? Would you rather no one come?"

Rexie: "No. Sorry. I'll be more nice."

Yoshi: "How many kids are at the orphanage?"

Ally: "About 30. The babies usually get taken right away. The older ones not so much. But they feel at home though and are very happy."

Yoshi: "How many workers?"

Ally: "There's five of us. But when one or more goes to a place we only allow one care worker to watch. Maximum of 3 children to one care worker outside the facility. But there used to be 32 children about 13 years ago and 7 care workers."

Yoshi: "What happened?"

Ally: "Wart attacked the center. He bombed it. 2 children died. Ommy we found his body but we never found Jelly the girl."

Yoshi: "How was Jelly? What color? How old?"

Ally: "About 5. She had this problem eating so we had to feed her through a straw. She was pink. At that time there were two care workers, one Dr. Tank and his wife Amber. But Wart attacked and killed her. Dr. Tank quit out of sadness and then studied surgery and medicine."

Yoshi: "So Jelly was never found?"

Ally: "No."

Yoshi: "Then she could still be alive!"

Ally: "Very unlikely Yoshi. We think the bomb burned her body up."

Yoshi: "That's sad."

(Birdo comes back.)

Birdo: "Alright so what are we gonna do?"

Rexie: "Oh let's go swimming!"

Birdo: "That sounds great!"

Yoshi: "OK!"

(They go to the car to get the floats and tubes and run out to the ocean. But while everyone is splashing and stuff, it's highly noticeable Birdo is very weak and out of it. She also stops and goes back behind the rock again. Rexie keeps his mouth shut about it. Yoshi gets concerned though. Birdo is also weak while rock climbing and doesn't get to half the height she did last time. During the water gun fight she tries to blow Yoshi but it only knocks him down rather then send him flying. Something is clearly wrong. After more games and Birdo's 7 times going to the bathroom, Yoshi only goes once and Rexie twice, they finally sit down to eat.)

Ally: "Yoshi, although we have a lot of food, our orphanage doesn't have a lot of money. You and Birdo can eat but based on how much you guys normally eat it will cost $35."

Birdo: "No problem!"

(Birdo reaches under her shell to give the $35.)

Ally: "Thanks. We brought cold hot dogs which we will roast over a fire."

Yoshi: "That sounds fun!"

Ally: "We have better sticks to roast 5 at a time for you two. I'll get the food. Yoshi, Birdo wanna help with the fire wood?"

Yoshi: "Yeah!"

Birdo: "Alright."

(When they go to the car though. Yoshi gets 5 logs and Birdo gets 2. But she drops them going back to camp.)

Birdo: "Sorry. My arms are so-"

Ally: "Birdo that's fine. They're meant to be on the ground. That won't hurt"

Rexie: "I'm a big boy I'll get them!"

(Rexie goes over and picks them up and runs to camp)

Birdo: "Great. A ten year old boy is stronger then me. I used to be able to carry lots! Even more then Yoshi! What happened to me?"

(Birdo returns to camp)

Rexie: "This is my favorite part! Ally can I light the fire!?"

Ally: "Yes but remember not to touch it."

Rexie: "OK!"

(Rexie uses his power and blows fire onto the logs.)

Yoshi: "Fire yoshis look so cool!"

Rexie: "Thanks!"

Birdo: "Ally what's your power the white yoshi?"

Ally: "Electricity."

Yoshi: "WOW!"

Ally: "Yeah I'll go back to the car and show you."

(Ally runs to the car and gets a lightbulb.)

Ally: "Watch this."

(Ally makes it light up.)

Birdo: "Wow that must be very useful!"

Ally: "Especially in blackouts."

Rexie: "How about THIS time can I PLEASE try to roast some weenies?"

Ally: "Well... Alright. But only if I'm right here."

Rexie: "OK!"

(Rexie gets a stick and puts one over the fire. Yoshi and Birdo get the 5 weenie sticks. Yoshi gobbles up the weenies even before they're fully roasted but Birdo makes sure to cook hers.)

Yoshi: "Man I so hungry! These taste so good!"

Birdo: "They do taste good but... me just not really hungry."

Yoshi: "Huh why?"

Birdo: "I no know."

(Yoshi gobbles down 42 weenies, Rexie 35 and Birdo... 8.)

Yoshi: "What's wrong?"

Birdo: "I just can't eat no more."

Yoshi: "Birdo usually eats 30!"

Birdo: "I know! I know! I been feeling bad and slowly getting worse. For three months. So weak and tired. Can't eat as much. Wake up extra tired."

Ally: "Have you lost weight?"

Birdo: "Me no know."

Rexie: "We have a scale in the car let's go get it!"

(Rexie starts going to the car)

Ally: "WAIT!"

(Ally goes with him. When they get back Birdo stands on the scale.)

Rexie: "DANG! YOU DIDN'T LOSE WEIGHT! Y-"

Ally: "Rexie you are such a jerk!"

Rexie: "Sorry Ally."

Yoshi: "160 pounds. Not trying to be mean Birdo but... that's a little scary. Just 3 months ago Birdo only 120."

(Birdo gets off the scale.)

Birdo: "I think I sick or something."

Yoshi: "Could Kunyay be behind this?"

Birdo: "Me hope not."

Yoshi: "Let me get on!"

(Yoshi gets on the scale.)

Rexie: "OK now THAT'S SCARY!"

Ally: "ONLY 62 POUNDS!?"

Yoshi: "Well at least I not overweight!"

Rexie: "I weigh more then that!"

Ally: "Rexie the best manners you can have is to stop comparing yourself to others!"

Rexie: "Oops. Sorry."

(Yoshi gets off the scale.)

Birdo: "I hate to uh... be like this but... Is anyone else tired *yawn* or is that just... me?"

Yoshi: "I not all that tired but..."

Ally: "Rexie has school tomorrow. It's probably better to get to bed."

Rexie: "Aw man!"

Ally: "Rexie the STAAR test is in 2 WEEKS!"

Rexie: "But Yoshi and Birdo nev-"

Ally: "I don't care what Yoshi and Birdo did! You didn't get kicked off the island for nonsense!"

Rexie: "Oh fine! Sheesh!"

(Rexie goes to his tent.)

Ally: "I recommend going back to Dr. Tank about all those problems Birdo."

Birdo: "Thanks Ally."

Ally: "I set your tent up too. Also since you didn't eat as much as I thought you would here's $8 back"

(Ally gives them $8. Note to the reader: "I AM NOT WASTING MY TIME ON PORPORTIONS!")

Birdo: "Thanks that's very nice of you."

Ally: "Goodnight you two."

Yoshi: "Goodnight."

Birdo: "We'll see you in the morning."

(Yoshi and Birdo go to their tent.)

Birdo: "Yoshi... *yawns* I know Birdo is really tired but... Can we tickle each other just a little before bed?"

Yoshi: "Yeah!"

(Yoshi grabs Birdo's belly and she falls on the ground. Yoshi continues tickling her and she's laughing but isn't tickling back. Yoshi takes his hands off.)

Yoshi: "Birdo?"

Birdo: "*sigh* Sorry Sugar egg. I too tired to have a tickle fight... Hold on I gotta go again."

(Birdo leaves the tent.)

Yoshi: "Wonder what's wrong with her?"

(Birdo returns and lays down next to Yoshi.)

Birdo: "I so... tired Yoshi."

(Yoshi lays down too.)

Yoshi: "It's alright. Go ahead and go to sleep."

Birdo: "Thanks Sugar Egg."

(Birdo closes her eyes and is out in a matter of seconds.)

Yoshi: "Something is seriously wrong. When I tickled Birdo... Yoshi felt something hard... Is it possible? Maybe? Could she really be... pregnant?"

(Yoshi closes his eyes and eventually falls asleep. He isn't tired. The next morning Yoshi wakes up first and Birdo is still sleeping. Yoshi reaches over to tickle her but then changes his mind.)

Yoshi: "No. Birdo needs to rest. Especially if-! EEEEEEEEEE!" (Yoshi shrieked with excitement.)

Yoshi: "Wonder if it's gonna be a boy or a girl! What toys would the baby like!? If the baby a boy what do we name him? Or girl what do we- What I saying!? Birdo has swyer syndrome! This isn't scientifically possible!"

(Yoshi gets out of bed and goes over to see Ally. She is packing the things)

Ally: "Yeah we gotta go now."

Yoshi: "Should I get Birdo?"

Ally: "If you need a ride home."

Yoshi: "OK."

(Yoshi goes back to the tent and wakes Birdo up.)

Yoshi: "Birdo, Ally is gonna take us home now."

Birdo: "OK. Fine."

(Birdo tries to stand up but falls.)

Yoshi: "BIRDO!"

(Yoshi grabs Birdo.)

Birdo: "I fine Yoshi. Let's go back."

(Birdo then walks to the car. She gets in the back and lays her head against the head rest. Yoshi gets in on the other side.)

Rexie: "What's wrong with Birdo Ally?"

Ally: "We're not sure. I'm taking her to Dr. Tank then dropping you off at school."

Rexie: "Alright."

(Ally takes them to Dr. Tank.)

Yoshi: "We're here Birdo."

Birdo: "zzzzzzz."

Yoshi: "BIRDO!"

Birdo: "Huh?"

Yoshi: "We're at Tank's"

Birdo: "Oh. Thanks Ally."

Ally: "You're welcome. Bye!"

Birdo: "Bye Ally."

Rexie: "See you after school."

(Yoshi and Birdo go in and tell the staff member about the reason for the appointment then sit down.)

Yoshi: "Birdo? I not a doctor but me think I know what's wrong! *Wink*"

Birdo: "What?"

Yoshi: "Being super tired, not eating as much yet still gaining weight, even last night Yoshi tickled Birdo and Birdo belly was very hard! Almost like there was an egg inside!"

Birdo: "What do you mean!?"

Yoshi: "YOU'RE PREGNANT!"

Birdo: "NO NO NO NO WAY! NUH UH! Yoshi I got swyer syndrome! That's not possible!"

Yoshi: "You having periods 3 months ago and they suddenly stopped! Then this happened!"

Birdo: "But my body can't even make egg cells! Me not even have a WOMB!"

Yoshi: "I no know! I say we ask for a sonogram!"

Birdo: "Nuh uh!"

Yoshi: "But what if Birdo IS pregnant!?"

Birdo: "But... I no know."

Yoshi: "Remember, Birdo did ask Yoshi to do... whatever that was... about 5 times. That's how it works... I think."

Birdo: "No way..."

Employee: "Calling for Yoshi and Birdo come in Tank is ready to see you."

Yoshi: "Let's ask him!"

Birdo: "UGH! FINE! It's not gonna show anything!"

(Yoshi and Birdo go inside.)

Tank: "Hey there you two are! Yoshi how's the medicine working? Did the spots go away?"

Yoshi: "Yeah but this time it's about Birdo."

Tank: "Ok what seems to be the trouble?"

(Birdo explains what happened.)

Yoshi: "In other words BIRDO IS PREGNANT!"

Birdo: "NO I'M NOT! I no want a baby! It isn't worth it for all the trouble!"

Tank: "Now Yoshi come to your senses. I know you never took biology, but if the female can't make egg cells a baby can't form. If there's no womb there'd be no place to make it. That's not scientifically possible."

Yoshi: "Then run a sonogram and prove it!"

Tank: "Fine. But you're paying the full $40! Plus any extra for the real problem."

(Yoshi reaches under his shell and hands over $40. Birdo follows Tank into the X ray room. Tank comes back.)

Tank: "Honestly Yoshi I can't believe you! I know you want a child but you shouldn't expect this and even deny science to try to get one. There's many at the orphanage, but Birdo doesn't want one! You should be ashamed!"

Yoshi: "I not trying to force anything! But if Birdo is pregnant then she has no choice but to raise a kid! I so excited!"

Tank: "Actually she has other choices, but there isn't a chance anyway. She is not pregnant, science says so."

Yoshi: "What other choices does she have?"

Tank: "Well she doesn't really since SHE ISN'T PREGNANT but if it was a different girl without swyer syndrome she could have either adoption which give the child to another family, or abortion."

Yoshi: "What's abortion?"

Tank: "Abortion? Terminate the pregnancy."

Yoshi: "Uh what's that?"

Tank: "Basically stops the fetus from growing"

Yoshi: "What's a fetus?"

Tank: "A fetus is the baby before it becomes alive."

Yoshi: "SO BASICALLY MURDER!?"

Tank: "No Yoshi it wouldn't be alive yet."

Yoshi: "BUT IT'S STOPPING IT FROM GROWING AND LIVING! THAT IS MURDER!"

Tank: "However you wanna look at it. She isn't pregnant so that settles it."

(Birdo comes back.)

Tank: "The results are done I assume."

Birdo: "Yeah. Can you look?"

Tank: "Yes. I'll go get the video."

(Tank goes in the other room.)

Tank: "Come on Yoshi."

(Tank shows Yoshi a computer screen and he isn't looking at it.)

Tank: "Oh look who would've guessed? No baby no pregnancy. Now let's get to the bottom of what's actually going on."

Yoshi: "Doc did you actually look at this video?"

Tank: "Why would-... No way! NO WAY!"

Yoshi: "Yes way! OOOH! YES YES YES!"

Tank: "This isn't possible!"

(Yoshi runs back to Birdo.)

Yoshi: "YES YES YES YES!"

Birdo: "What happened!?"

(Tank comes back in.)

Tank: "Birdo... I don't know how to put this."

Birdo: "What?"

Tank: "Look at this picture."

Birdo: "What's that? Looks kinda like a small yoshi"

Tank: "That's not a normal girl's belly. That's yours. I don't know how else to say this but... You don't have any egg cells, no womb, it's growing in the wrong place but... YOU'RE PREGNANT!"