(Birdo's eyes widen.)

Birdo: "But there aren't any egg cells to combine with Yoshi's sperm!"

Yoshi: "What's a sperm?"

Birdo: "OH HUSH!"

Tank: "Yup that's what I thought as well."

Birdo: "No way! Show me the evidence!"

Tank: "Come in here with me."

(Birdo follows Tank.)

Tank: "This is an X-Ray picture of your belly."

Birdo: "I no see nothing."

(Tank zooms in.)

Birdo: "NO WAY! NO!"

(Birdo hits the desk with her fist.)

Birdo: "I CAN'T HAVE A BABY! I NO WANT A BABY!"

(Yoshi starts laughing.)

Yoshi: "YES YES YES!"

Birdo: "What are you so excited about!?"

Yoshi: "Oooh me always wanted a baby with Birdo!"

Birdo: "Well Yoshi I DON'T WANT A BABY!"

Yoshi: "Well too late now! I SO HAPPY!"

Birdo: "Tank HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?"

Tank: "There aren't many options to explain it. I only know of one possibility, but how that sack got there that holds it until the egg completely forms is the question. That sac is the lining of the egg. Your body doesn't have the nutrients to actually make one of those. However since it's there, nothing we can do about it. Only question is how the egg cell got inside you."

Birdo: "So what does that mean? Me thought my body couldn't make those?"

Tank: "So it must not be yours."

Yoshi: "Huh? But it's inside Birdo!?"

Tank: "I'm saying someone else's DNA besides Yoshi's got inside of you. And from a female."

Birdo: "I can't do this. This isn't possible. How!?"

Tank: "I'll do a blood test on you, and I need a urine test and maybe I can determine who the mother is."

Yoshi: "This is the first time we need a DNA test to find out who the mother is."

Birdo: "Not making me feel any better Yoshi!"

Tank: "Well let's get these tests over with. I do need to put a needle in you Birdo, but it shouldn't hurt all that bad."

Birdo: "Me hate needles!"

Tank: "Let's get this over with..."

(Tank goes and gets a needle to put in Birdo's arm. Birdo sits down and squints her eyes when the needle goes in. When Tank gets a small cup worth he takes it out and puts a band-aid on Birdo. Then he comes back with a small cup with a lid.)

Tank: "Go in the bathroom and you know the rest."

Yoshi: "Shouldn't be hard for Birdo!"

Birdo: "YOSHI! UGH!"

(Birdo swipes the cup away and stomps off to the bathroom. She goes in the cup and comes back and sets it on the desk. Tank grabs it with gloves and takes it to the lab.)

Tank: "I'll call you two when I have the results. Make sure you get to work."

Yoshi: "Will do! Bye!"

Birdo: "Goodbye."

(Yoshi walks out with the biggest grin on his face daydreaming and Birdo walks out kicking stuff. Then Tank runs out.)

Tank: "One more thing I forgot to tell you two. erm... Birdo you've been having bladder trouble correct?"

Birdo: "A lot of it!"

Tank: "The baby is growing in this place that's not where the womb would normally be. It's VERY close to your bladder. That's the reason."

Birdo: "Grrrrrreaaaaaat!"

(Birdo groaned.)

Tank: "Also since it's growing it's slowly squeezing your bladder more and more making your bladder smaller."

Yoshi: "So what's gonna happen?"

Tank: "Until the pregnancy is over, and even for a couple months or even years afterwards, it seems like you'll be incontinent."

Birdo: "What's that?"

Tank: "Unable to control your pee."

(Birdo put her head in her hands.)

Birdo: "How could this be happening to me?"

Yoshi: "For how long afterwards?"

Tank: "Best case 4 weeks, worst case 2 years of being incontinent. By the looks of it, in 2 weeks you'll lose all control. This is worse then other girls since it's growing in the wrong place. Most lose a little bit of their control but in this case it looks like it will be all."

Birdo: "I DON'T WANT A BABY!"

Yoshi: "Look on the bright side! This won't affect you forever!"

Tank: "Actually most women never fully recover. They are permanently weaker."

Yoshi: "Well we could eat vitamins and other things!"

Tank: "That won't help enough."

Yoshi: "Well. It will be worth it for the child though! He or she will definitely thank you Birdo!"

Birdo: "So what?"

Tank: "I'll call you when the results are in. I'll make sure not to call during performance."

Birdo: "Also if I lose all control ten what?"

Tank: "I didn't want to directly say this but... The bendable um... you know."

Birdo: "Diapers!?"

Tank: "Er... yeah..."

Birdo: *Sigh*...

Yoshi: "Well... Come on let's go."

Birdo: "Bye Tank."

Tank: "Bye Birdo. See you later tonight."

(Birdo get's on Yoshi and they leave. When they get to the auditorium Birdo gets off and dashes into the bathroom. When she comes back she says to Yoshi.)

Birdo: "Hope I don't have an accident today."

Yoshi: "Well eventually we'll just have to... you know... put up with it."

Birdo: "*groans* I no wanna! What if Kunyay and Brega attack!? How I gonna fight like this!?"

Yoshi: "Well later we'll have 3 on our side fighting!"

Birdo: "In like 15 years..."

Yoshi: "It'll be worth it! Promise!"

Birdo: "Sure it will."

Yoshi: "Hey at least Birdo doesn't have to wear those pads anymore!"

Birdo: "But now I gotta wear adult diapers... UUUUUUGH!"

Yoshi: "In two weeks!"

Birdo: "Two weeks of control. Then 2 and a half years of losing it."

Yoshi: "Well... Trust Yoshi it will be worth it."

Birdo: "No it won't. I gonna go in now. Come on Yoshi."

Yoshi: "Alright sparkle!"

(Yoshi and Birdo go in to work. Ruby immediately notices Birdo is sad.)

Ruby: "Birdo what's the matter?"

Birdo: "Somehow someway I pregnant and don't wanna be!"

Ruby: "Are you sure about that?"

Yoshi: "Yup. We even had a sonogram!"

Ruby: "Amazing! Have you thought of a name yet!?"

Birdo: "BUT I NO WANT THE BABY!"

Ruby: "Oh! Uhm... Well..."

Yoshi: "Birdo is... kinda struggling."

Ruby: "Yeah. I've heard carrying babies can do a number on the mother. Anyway, it's time for rehearsal."

Birdo: "Alright. The next chapter is about the 2 churches being against the decision of the queen to divorce the evil king."

Ruby: "I remember. Ready Kamic?"

Kamic: "Sure thing! Let's start."

Kamic: "Ahem! The church of salem says marriage is to be permanent and unchanged!"

Yoshi: "But the lad was forced into this by her father!"

(So they continue practicing... I'm not going into a different story altogether so I'm skipping this. Birdo has to take many bathroom breaks. At 6PM when it's time for acting Birdo does her act but at the end of it runs into the bathroom as quick as possible. She is totally out of breath at the end of the day. When the day is over she gets a call from Dr. Tank.)

Tank: "Hey Birdo, your test results are ready."

Birdo: "Alright. Thanks Tank."

Tank: "I think you two should come here. It's against policy to say them over the phone."

Yoshi: "Gotcha. I gonna run Birdo over there."

Tank: "Thanks Yoshi. See you in a bit."

(Birdo gets on Yoshi and he runs to the office.)

Birdo: "Alright what's the result!?"

Tank: "You wouldn't believe it if I told it. Here."

(Tank hands her the results on paper.)

Birdo: "I can't exactly... read very... well..."

Tank: "For the subject the father is Yoshi munchakoopas and the mother... Birdo munchakoopas."

Birdo: "I don't get any of this!"

Yoshi: "Who cares how it happened! Let's just be happy and go get ready! Target is right down the street! Let's shop in the maternity section!"

Birdo: "NO!"

Tank: "Yoshi honestly how could you be so inconsiderate of your own wife?"

Yoshi: "Well how could you be so inconsiderate of the baby?"

Tank: "Fetal tissue not baby."

Yoshi: "Whatever you call it. Common sense says it's a baby. Now we gotta get ready! We need apple sauce, dia-"

Birdo: "I NO WANNA GET READY!"

Yoshi: "Oh come on Birdo! It'll be fun!"

Birdo: "Being exhausted at the end of every day, losing control of my bladder, goons after us for who knows what reason, then after that's over taking care of a baby!? That is not fun!"

Tank: "Anyway... I hate to make things worse but, you could start wetting the bed any day now. You should probably wear... protection to bed. I sent it to the front desk in a normal box so no one knows what's inside."

Birdo: "Greeeeeeeeeat!" (sarcastically.)

Tank: "I know how bad you're feeling so I just bought them myself and gave them to you for free."

Birdo: "Well... thanks..."

Tank: "Once the bathroom breaks are every 30 minutes you need to wear the ones that blend in with your pink color during the day."

Birdo: "*groan* me wish there was some other way..."

Yoshi: "After it's all over it will be worth this and a million times worse."

Birdo: "Sure it will."

Tank: "Well. I hope you two have a good night and best of luck."

Yoshi: "Alright! Me hope it doesn't get that bad, but I still super happy about the child!"

Birdo: "Whatever! Thanks Tank."

Tank: "Yeah, I'll help any way I can. Kemmy told me she can talk with you about other things."

Birdo: "Unless it can fix all my problems no thanks."

Tank: "She'll meet up with you in a bit."

(Yoshi and Birdo leave and go downstairs. Birdo picks up the box knowing full well what's in it. She takes another trip to the bathroom and leaves. Outside however)

Kemmy: "Hi Birdo. Tank told me you were kind of struggling with the pregnancy."

Birdo: "Why did he have to tell Kemmy?"

Kemmy: "Relax he didn't go into detail. But what I do know is that this is very odd for you who has swyer syndrome to be pregnant."

Yoshi: "Yeah we got SUPER LUCKY!"

Birdo: "Birdo didn't!"

Kemmy: "Well I have a few other things at my own office. Some options we can look at. I used to be a doctor myself."

Yoshi: "Really? Wow!"

Kemmy: "Yes I know how to make this better. It's closed tonight but tomorrow you can visit."

Birdo: "Thanks. Hopefully it works."

Kemmy: "Yeah. Yoshi you are such a jerk! You have no idea what carrying a child is like. Quit acting like it's the best thing in the world. You have no respect for Birdo!"

Yoshi: "Well Yoshi know that everyone should be given a fair chance. Even the baby."

Kemmy: "It's not even alive yet."

Yoshi: "But Kemmy not know what he or she will do when it gets older."

Kemmy: "Neither do you! You're a complete jerk!"

Yoshi: "Fine! So what?"

(Birdo is disappointed in Yoshi. Thinking "Does he not care about how I struggling?")

Birdo: "I gonna come over tomorrow. Bye Kemmy."

Kemmy: "See you later."

(Birdo and Yoshi go home. Birdo opens the box in the bathroom and blushes from looking at them. She puts one on and lays in bed.)

Yoshi: "Birdo, don't be so embarrassed by it! You can't help it."

Birdo: "But so many can."

Yoshi: "But no one knows! Not many! Only Tank and Yoshi. Besides they kinda look cute."

Birdo: "No they don't. Me look terrible."

Yoshi: "But the baby will appreciate it."

Birdo: "Sure it will. Goodnight."

(Birdo lays down and so does Yoshi. Yoshi wakes up first in the morning and checks Birdo.)

Yoshi: "Yoshi really hope she can make it through. Birdo already had an accident. Should Yoshi change her or... Nah. That would make her feel super babyish."

(Yoshi gets up and tries to make breakfast for her. He gets a lot of the frozen peaches and apples and starts adding ice cream and other toppings to it. Chocolate, strawberry. Yoshi really wants to make her happy. Birdo gets up later and notices she had an accident in her sleep.)

Birdo: "Great. I losing all control."

(Birdo goes in the bathroom and throws it away. Then she goes in the kitchen and notices Yoshi made her the best ice cream sundae he knew how.)

Birdo: "Yoshi? Is that... for me?"

Yoshi: "Yup! I try hard not to eat it myself!"

Birdo: "Aww thanks!"

Yoshi: "All the work Birdo did deserves this!"

(Birdo sat at the table and started eating. Yoshi went and got traditional watermelons. When they were done Birdo talked with Yoshi.)

Birdo: "Yoshi... That diaper... worked..."

Yoshi: "Sorry Birdo gotta go through all this Sparkle."

Birdo: "Hope Kemmy can help. Why Yoshi trying to force me into this?"

Yoshi: "Birdo the one who wanted to have intercourse."

Birdo: "But I not know this would result!"

Yoshi: "Neither did Yoshi but now that you pregnant what are we gonna do?"

Birdo: "I no know. Just don't want to have it. Don't want to lay the egg."

Yoshi: "Birdo that's not right! The baby could live a great life! We shouldn't take that from him or her!"

Birdo: "But it costs so much!"

Yoshi: "Everything Birdo lose is nothing compared to a full life."

Birdo: "Yoshi no care about my trouble."

Yoshi: "Then why I make this big ice cream thing for you!?"

Birdo: "Whatever... Me can't keep doing this."

(Birdo ignored Yoshi for the majority of the day. Yoshi asked her multiple times to play but she turned him down. At Work Birdo had to stop multiple times during rehearsal to go to the bathroom. During the play she had a long two hour long session.)

Birdo: "*sigh* OK 2 hours. I gonna do this. Didn't drink much water. 2 hours."

(Birdo steps on stage)

Birdo: "So you still think there's a chance to settle this peacefully huh!?"

Ruby: "I used to. I hoped to. But I see you have betrayed me."

(They acted around. at one hour in)

Ruby: "BWAHAHAHA! Seems like it's time to say goodnight!"

(Ruby acting throws Birdo on the wall and Birdo helps a little. She thinks "COME ON COME ON! ONE HOUR!" Yoshi enters)

Yoshi: "You fool! Shouldn't have left the key behind a wall huh?"

Ruby: "No that was on purpose! NOW I CAN DESTROY BOTH OF YOU!"

(At the end Birdo had to swing from a rope and kick Ruby with soft shoes. Birdo was holding onto the rope with one hand and the other on her middle. After the play was over she didn't even take a bow and ran into the bathroom. She came out extremely red.)

Yoshi: "Birdo Yoshi guarantee no one noticed a thing."

Birdo: "They will sooner or later though."

Yoshi: "Birdo halfway done with this! Come on we can do this!"

Birdo: "No! This is too much Yoshi..."