(Okeydokey here's where stuff gets M rated really fast. From here on out it's gonna get rough! Last story was a bit religious. NOW IT'S GETTING REALLY RELIGIOUS! Get ready!)

(She was very exhausted from walking around so much. But after work the auditorium was all of a sudden attacked by the shroobs! Mario, Peach, the Yoob and Yoober! Yoshi got in front of Birdo.)

Yoshi: "I NOT GONNA LET YOU HAVE BIRDO!"

(Mario Peach, the Yoob and Yoober marched up to Yoshi and grabbed him. Yoshi tried to bite the Yoob but Mario threw a fireball at him knocking him towards the wall. Birdo spat eggs at them but they weren't near the force she was at before she was pregnant. The Yoober easily smashed them and spat stronger eggs at Birdo throwing her to the floor.)

Birdo: "This pregnancy will cost m my life!"

(As the group got closer to killing Birdo an explosion blew them all back!)

Birdo: "Kemmy!?"

(Kemmy and Kamic rushed in on their broomsticks!)

Kamic: "YOU FIENDS STAY AWAY FROM HER!"

Kemmy: "We won't let you guys attack them anymore! LEAVE!"

(A mysterious force grabbed Kemmy by the neck!)

Kamic: "Mom? MOM!?"

(Kunyay appeared in front of Kemmy.)

Kunyay: "I told you to STAY OUT OF MY WAY!"

(Kunyay threw Kemmy against the wall.)

Kamic: "YOU! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU HURT MY FRIENDS ANY LONGER!"

(Kamic got a bullet in his wand and tried to throw it. But a strong wind started surging and blew Kamic against a rock. Brega appeared in front of him.)

Brega: "You don't have a clue what powers your messing with! If you don't want to endanger your life you should stop interfering with our mission!"

Kamic: "I'll interfere if it means saving my family!"

(Brega looks to Kunyay)

Brega: "What should we do with him?"

Kunyay: "It's not time to use him yet. Send him into the forest."

Brega: "Got it."

(Brega pointed at Kamic and he started floating in mid air. Then Brega teleported him to the forest back at the mushroom kingdom! Possesed Mario and Peach followed by the two Yoobs came in closer. But Kunyay pointed to them.)

Kunyay: "STAY BACK!"

Group: "Yes commander!"

Kunyay: "AND SHUT UP! Birdo! You sure have made this difficult not only on yourself but all of us as well! You will suffer greatly for your disobedience to the king! Along with Yoshi! However your disobedience will cause a greater suffering for Yoshi! You will only come close to dying but he will be killed! This all could've been avoided if you would've listened to us! But no you had to go and follow Kemmy, Kamic, and Bowser instead of joining us!"

Birdo: "I NOT EVER GONNA JOIN YOU! NEVER NEVER NEVER! YOU GUYS ARE THE EVIL MONSTERS WHO CURSE OTHERS!"

Kunyay: "Now is not the time. But you will join us one day. YOU FOUR! GET OUT OF HERE! We only came to give this message."

Mario, Peach, Yoob, Yoober: "Yes commander!"

(They run off and get in their ship.)

Kunyay: "Birdo, don't think this isn't the end. I'll be back. You will j-"

(Yoshi got up and threw an egg at him. It did no damage.)

Kunyay: "Yoshi! You have no clue what power you're messing with. If you value your life, or Birdo's I recommend joining us now."

Yoshi: "I not ever gonna join a bunch of monsters!"

Brega: "It's no use. We'll have to do it the hard way."

Kunyay: "Very well. We'll come for you when you're at your weakest."

(Kunyay and Brega vanish.)

Birdo "Yoshi I can't keep doing this! Carrying this baby is not only embarrassing but I gonna die!"

Yoshi: "No you not! We gonna get through this somehow!"

Kemmy: "Birdo. My office is open now. But privacy policies say only you can enter."

Yoshi: "Aw man!"

Kemmy: "Yeah sorry Yoshi. Rules are rules. You can come at anytime before 9:00 PM"

Birdo: "Alright. Bye Yoshi."

Yoshi: "Bye. Hope Kemmy helps with all the problems."

(Birdo goes to Kemmy's office and Yoshi goes to the store to look for baby's clothes in the maternity section. Birdo goes to Kemmy's office. She gets called in and the symbol is PP.)

Birdo: "EEEEW! PeePee! What a weird symbol!"

Kemmy: "Actually that stands for something. Those are letters."

Birdo: "What words are they?"

Kemmy: "Planned Parenthood."

Birdo: "Sorry if I wrong but isn't that PPH?"

Kemmy: "No. Parenthood is one word"

Birdo: "Weird. So what are the solutions to make this easier?"

Kemmy: "During the pregnancy? Nothing. You'll lose all control of your bladder, many of your organs will suffer, you'll get morning sickness, and you'll never regain all of your strength. Tank lied to you to make it seem better. You might never get control of your bladder back."

Birdo: "So I basically came here just to get told it will get worse and there's nothing Kemmy can do. That's not helpful."

Kemmy: "Plus raising the child is exhausting. They get into so much trouble, you always have arguments, 99% of all your time must go to the child, you're life will never be the same. Plus adoption centers are terrible, you rarely get good parents most are crooks, basically having a baby is a huge sacrifice. Some women even die during it."

Birdo: "Seems like that's what will happen. With those witches after Birdo and Yoshi for no reason."

Kemmy: "If you and Yoshi lived normal lives it would be different. Plus who knows what the baby will even look like with your swyer syndrome. Who knows what difficulties the child will have. Is it worth going through all this for a kid that might even end up hating his or her life anyway?"

Birdo: "That would feel like a big waste. I no wanna make a kid really sad... All because of this swyer syndrome. WHY COULDN'T I BE A NORMAL GIRL!?"

Kemmy: "Not only that, you and Yoshi already help out a lot of people. So many are happy to see you. All that time would go to one person. Wouldn't it be better to direct that attention to others that really need it?"

Birdo: "Yeah but I already pregnant. There's not much Birdo gonna do. Have to go through with this."

Kemmy: "Well actually you don't."

Birdo: "I not?"

Kemmy: "Before I tell you what the solution is, Yoshi is very inconsiderate of all the hard work you're doing. He doesn't care about your bladder, your tiredness, your job, he only cares about that baby! Have you noticed ever since you got pregnant he's been constantly trying to hurry things along and make the problems more invisible? Most husbands, as soon as the baby comes, they completely ignore their wives!"

Birdo: "YOSHI NEVER DO THAT!"

Kemmy: "Said the last 5 women who came in here. Sorry Birdo. It's the cold hard truth. Only 1% of marriages after the baby is born are actually happy and satisfactory. So you have to lose all control of your bladder, be wore out every single day, eventually have morning sickness and nausea, to care for a child that will have so many problems he or she will hate their life, or give him away to abusive parents, and have Yoshi neglect you, giving all your time to the child when you could give it to others, just to raise a child that won't be able to live on his own when he grows up. Is it worth it?"

Birdo: "I not even wanna get pregnant in the first place."

Kemmy: "EXACTLY! So there is one other option."

Birdo: "What?"

Kemmy: "It's called abortion. Basically the child isn't alive yet, so we stop it from growing. we remove the little inside of you and it's like it never happened. No one will know except me, Tank, and Yoshi."

Birdo: "And you sure it's not alive?"

Kemmy: "Yup! All problems will go away tomorrow!"

Birdo: "Alright... But..."

Kemmy: "But?"

Birdo: "Neah. Nevermind. Let's just get this over with."

(A few minutes later.)

Kemmy: "Sorry but I'm having a little bit of trouble. Just squeeze your belly right around there."

Birdo: "Alright."

(an hour later... Birdo goes into the store looking for Yoshi)

Birdo: "OOOH! ME HOPE HE NOT IN THE MATERNITY SECTION!"

(Birdo goes over there and sure enough. A little girl was talking to him.)

Girl: "So it's not you that pregnant it-"

Birdo: "YOSHI GET OUT OF THERE!"

Yoshi: "But we gotta ge-"

(Birdo grabs Yoshi's hand)

Birdo: "COME ON!"

(Birdo drags him out.)

Yoshi: "WOAH WOAH WOAH! What's with this?"

Birdo: "Yoshi I not having a baby, we not buying no clothes I done with this!"

Yoshi: "What? But Tank say Birdo pregnant!"

Birdo: "Yoshi look. It's too hard. The swyer syndrome could cause who knows what to the baby. I can't handle it especially with the two witches chasing us!"

Yoshi: "What you mean!?"

Birdo: "I had an abortion Yoshi!"

(Yoshi immediately sucks in air and breathes heavily. He looks around. Up down. right left. Yoshi looks at the people pass by. After 20 seconds of just sitting there he says.)

Yoshi: "Abortion?"

Birdo: "It's too much. Come on. Let's go home."

(Birdo and Yoshi walk home. Meanwhile Kemmy is watching them)

Kemmy: "Please go well. Yoshi take it well and move on."

(A hand appears and grabs Kemmy's neck choking her. Then the rest of the body appears and Kunyay appears in front of her!)

Kunyay: "You know I oughta kill you!"

Kemmy: "K-KUN... YAY!" (Kemmy's choking. Brega appears too.)

Brega: "Instead of just letting things play out..."

Kunyay: "What I should do is torture you to death! I should set you on fire and watch you burn while I sit back and laugh! Remember?"

Kemmy: "*wheeze* N-NO! P-PLE...ASE!"

Kunyay: "But if we did that we couldn't force you to work for us! And after we're done using you for our purposes, we'll throw you away! YOU WILL DIE! But just know even though we won't do it, AND BOY I'D LOVE TO HURT YOU SO BAD YOU COULD NEVER WALK AGAIN! Just know YOU WILL suffer a brutal and tormentable death! It won't be a quick one. It will be both mentally and physically scarring. Our master will give you the worst punishment of them all. It won't be me or Brega that tortures you to death! BUT YOUR OWN SON! Yes! We will send KAMIC against you! That death is much more PAINFUL than having US do it!"

(Kunyay throws her to the ground)

Brega: "Get lost! Run away like the little flea you are that runs away after getting caught by the dogs owner!"

(Kemmy gets her wand and runs away beyond the houses.)

Brega: "I wish I would've seen that little pest wither up and die right now!"

Kunyay: "Oh trust me. The death of having your own son kill you is the worst thing in the whole world. It will be worth the wait!"

(Kunyay and Brega vanish. Back at Yoshi's house Birdo tries to talk with Yoshi)

Birdo: "Yoshi, I know Yoshi really wanted the baby but, it's too hard."

Yoshi: "..."

Birdo: "Come on Yoshi. We have these two witches after us plus a whole alien race for who knows what reason, If I pregnant and weak Birdo die anyway. There be no point!"

Yoshi: "..."

Birdo: "Yoshi please say something!"

Yoshi: "How about let's go to bed. That good enough?"

Birdo: "But... me rather have some sort of it's fine Yoshi still love me... Anything?"

Yoshi: "..."

Birdo: "Yoshi come on!"

Yoshi: "Birdo not want Yoshi to push her into anything. Don't push me into saying anything."

Birdo: "Will Yoshi tell me tomorrow."

Yoshi: "Yes. Tomorrow Yoshi tell Birdo."

Birdo: "Alright. I gonna look forward to it. Wanna play?"

Yoshi: "No."

Birdo: "Er... alright... Maybe tomorrow?"

Yoshi: "I gonna let you know tomorrow... Jelly"

Birdo: "Yoshi want Jelly?"

Yoshi: "No. I gonna let you know tomorrow Jelly."

Birdo: "What Yoshi mean Jelly?"

Yoshi: "Birdo was Jelly. Goodnight."

(Yoshi goes to bed. Birdo comes in and lays next to him. She holds Yoshi's hand and goes to sleep. Yoshi wakes up at 4 like usual to go to the bathroom. Birdo's not wearing a diaper anymore.)

Yoshi: "I don't even know you anymore. I should've never married you."

(Yoshi walks to the front door and leaves his wedding ring by it... then leaves. Biro wakes up in the morning and goes to the bathroom like normal)

Birdo: "It's so nice to have control again."

(Birdo comes out and Yoshi isn't in the kitchen.)

Birdo: "Yoshi?"

(She goes outside to look in the ball pen.)

Birdo: "Yoshi? Olly olly umfren free!"

(Nothing.)

Birdo: "Come on Yoshi come out!"

(Nothing. Birdo looks in the basement)

Birdo: "Yoshi Yoshi! YOSHI! Gosh where is he!?"

(Birdo goes to the front but notices his ring.)

Birdo: "Why he leave his ring here?"

(Birdo goes outside)

Birdo: "YOSHI! YOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIII!"

(Nothing. She turns to go back inside getting ready to call the police. But she notices a letter in the mail.)

Birdo: "A letter?"

(Birdo opens it.)

Birdo: "I can't read this! Let's see. In the... (common... no)... court of common... (can't read that)... of the fifth ninth (whatever) of Yoshi Island... county branch civil rights (something)... complaint for... for... how do you say that? D.I.V.O... DIVORCE!?"