Birdo: "WHAT!? No this has to be a dream!"

(Birdo hits herself on the head and blinks)

Birdo: "Come on! Wake up! Come on! Wake up!"

(Birdo pinches her arm)

Birdo: "OW! OK so this is real... Not dreaming... Yoshi... really... divorced me... Is there any other letter?"

(Birdo looked in the mailbox for another letter and found one in Yoshi's handwriting.)

Birdo: "Birdo, it's Yoshi, your EX husband. I wrote in easy to understand language that's spelled incorrectly so you could read it. I don't even know you anymore! You don't care about the baby and you don't care about me. You're nothing like what I thought you were when I married you. I would've never thought you would've aborted that baby, or fetus, whatever name you want to attach to it. You will NEVER see me again. It will be like I died. I've moved so far away, you will never find me. I will never contact you again. This is the ONLY letter you will EVER get from me and the last time you'll hear from me. I HATE you now. I will never get married again and I will never have another girlfriend. I said a long time ago the girl I want doesn't exist. I was right to the T. There's some girls out there that are childish, some that actually care about others, but not both in one. Good riddance! And BTW in case you're wondering how I'm talking so perfectly without saying Yoshi or me instead of I, that is because I have always known how to talk like this. I only talk like this when I'm either sad or angry. Now I have both. But more anger towards you. Go to hell and never think about me as long as you live. Signed *Yoshi's paw print*."

(Birdo drops the letter and sits on the porch trying to decide what she should do. Many thoughts raced through her head. "Yoshi helped me get this house. Now he's just... gone... Who will play with me now? Who will laugh with me?..."... Birdo continued just sitting there. Until she screamed at the top of her lungs.)

Birdo: "YOSHI UNGRATEFUL SELFISH MONSTER! HE NEVER CARED ABOUT ME I ONLY YOUR TOOL! YOU NEVER LOVE ME, ONLY USE ME! YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME NOR BIRDO'S RIGHTS! YOSHI HAVE NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN AND YOU CERTAINLY DON'T RESPECT BIRDO! LIKE TO SEE YOSHI GO THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE AND HAVE THE SAME ATTITUDE! BET HE FLIP SIDES ON DAY ONE! OOOOOOOOORGH!"

(Birdo took off her wedding ring and threw it into the street. Then went inside and threw Yoshi's out there as well.)

Birdo: "YOSHI HATE ME! I HATE YOSHI TOO! I MAY NEVER SEE YOSHI EVER AGAIN IN MY WHOLE LIFE BUT I HOPE YOSHI ALWAYS FAILS AND LIVES A BRUTAL AGONIZING LIFE FOREVER!"

(Birdo goes inside and calls the auditorium.)

Director: "Birdo what's going on!? how's the other story coming along?"

Birdo: "I not acting no more."

Director: "Birdo there's times when writing or acting get rough. I understand. If you need a break you have 20 days off that you never used WITH PAY."

Birdo: "No. Yoshi divorced me. There's no one to act the other part."

Director: "Um... WHAT!?"

Birdo: "Yoshi divorced me. It's over. I gonna look for another job now..."

Director: "Hold up hold up! Why all of a sudden like this!? What's going on!? How about you and Yoshi come down here and we'll hire a marriage counselor to work this out with you two. You've been such a happy couple what happened?"

Birdo: "Me got pregnant, had an abortion and Yoshi left. He is nowhere. Wrote a letter that said he moved away forever."

Director: "Over something that simple?"

Birdo: "Yes. Yoshi no care about how Birdo feel."

Director: "That's uh... sad to hear. We wish you the best of luck down here at the studio. Hope you find another job."

Birdo: "Thanks. I on my way to walk to Tank about all this."

Director: "Call up some other friends. They'll help you."

Birdo: "Yeah. Hope so. Bye."

Director: "Bye Birdo."

(Birdo hangs up and starts walking to Tank's office. Alone. She starts talking to herself.)

Birdo: "No one to ride on. All over an abortion!? Yoshi is such a jerk! Why didn't Kemmy prophecy this!?"

(Then her eyes widened. She had a flashback)

Kemmy: "At least none will die YET! Yoshi will be killed and through an anger BIRDO WILL BE THE MURDERER!"

Birdo: "She was right! But..."

Kemmy: "You cry and cry cause he has died."

Birdo: "No way. I never cry over an ungrateful jerk like Yoshi! Kemmy's magic ball thing needs fixing. Got one thing right. He gonna die! Maybe it's tears of joy?"

(Birdo continues walking and eventually makes it to Tank's home. He's off in the mornings. Birdo knocks on the door. Tank opens it)

Tank: "Hello Birdo! Now you know I can't see you unless you're in the office."

Birdo: "Yeah but this isn't because I sick..."

Tank: "Where's Yoshi?"

Birdo: "Read these two."

(Birdo hands Tank the divorce papers.)

Tank: "MY GOSH! Over an abortion!?"

Birdo: "Yeah. He's such a jerk!"

Tank: "Maybe there's more to it then that... Go ask around ask your other friends and see what they think. This looks to wild to be true! I've never seen this done except by insane people."

Birdo: "Doesn't seem like it. Did Yoshi say anything maybe another reason?"

Tank: "No nothing to me. I'm sorry Birdo. I never had a divorce but I know what it feels like to lose someone. Even though she was always what I thought she was and Yoshi wasn't what you thought he was, when my wife Amber died I was very let down and even quit my job too."

Birdo: "Aw can Tank tell me?"

Tank: "Yeah. Me and Amber used to work for the orphanage. Oh she was such a doll. She would always care for all the children. There weren't a whole lot. Only 5. 2 boys and 3 girls."

Birdo: "My mamma had 5 children too! Me had 2 brothers and 2 sisters!"

Tank: "Wow what a coincidence! Anyway I would always take them out to parks and stuff but Amber would stay home with one we named Jelly. Amber found Jelly but refused to tell me where she found her. She would always spend time with Jelly more then the other kids. I would spend time with them, but Amber clearly loved Jelly the most. I think she would've adopted her."

Birdo: "Wow. Amber sounds just like my mamma."

Tank: "Like your mamma?"

Birdo: "Yes. My mamma spent more time with me then any of my other brothers or sisters. Birdo couldn't eat normally and had to sip through a straw. Oh the peaches tasted wonderful! Even better now that I have a mouth! Mamma always like me and whenever me make a mistake or break something mamma always just barely tell me no, never yelled because she felt sorry for me."

(The story Birdo told brought tears to Tank's eyes.)

Birdo: "Tank what's wrong?"

Tank: "Th-that wasn't-t your m-mother..."

Birdo: "Huh?"

Tank: "Amber cared for one child in particular call-lled J-jelly... She was p-p-pink! H-had to sip... as well... Wart attacked and killed-d Amb-ber."

(Tank hugged Birdo.)

Tank: "I THOUGHT I LOST YOU!"

Birdo: "I no understand what is this!?"

Tank: "YOU'RE TH-THE GIRL AMB-BER RAISED! YOU'RE J-JELLY! I THOUGHT-T YOU DIED!"

Birdo: "I Jelly!? Who's the girl me thought was mamma?"

Tank: "That wasn't your mother. That was your caretaker. One of th-the administrators of the orphanag-ge. Oh I loved you so much! This is a miracle! I am the one y-you mist-took for your dad. I was-s so sad wh-when Wart attacked. OH I thought you died! I wanted to say I am s-so sorry for never spending time with you! I am so sorry for being such a terrible f-father figure! I am so sorry for not operating on you! I AM SO SORRY!"

(Tank cries even more.)

Birdo: "Wow... I never knew..."

(Birdo hugs Tank.)

Birdo: "Tank can make up for it now. I no have anyone now."

Tank: "I promise! I wi-will! I w-will! I will Jelly! I will! Please let me have your DNA I want to run an emergency test to be sure! Come in come in!"

(Tank lets go and takes Birdo to his back room with a machine.)

Tank: "I've kept Jelly's drool in this cup here in hopes that ONE DAY she might still be alive! Please spit in this other one to confirm it!"

Birdo: "Um... ok?"

(Birdo spits in the cup and the machine gives a 100% match. Tank hugs Birdo.)

Tank: "It is true! You are Jelly! You are the little girl that we thought died!"

Birdo: "Thanks Tank... But if I Jelly and you like my daddy... who is Birdo's daddy?"

Tank: "I don't know... I don't care... I just want to make up for all those days I said you were too much trouble! Please Birdo give me the honor of making it up to you! Please!"

(Birdo hugs Tank as well.)

Birdo: "Thank you daddy. Thank you. Tank may not be real daddy... But Tank a good daddy."

Tank: "I'll tell you what! I'm calling in today! I have enough money to take off! There's other doctors there! I'm taking off and spending the whole day with my daughter! I'll make up for everything bad I've ever done! Then tomorrow you can come in to work with me and we can spend worj together as well! I'll call in right now!"

(Tank runs over to the phone. Birdo talks to herself.)

Birdo: "So my real name is Jelly. Wow! Me always thought me name was because me like birds so much! Tank was the dad Birdo remember! But... who's my real dad?"

(Tank comes back in)

Tank: "DONE! I'll not only make up for how I treated you as a child I'll also help you get over Yoshi! Oh I missed you so much! I tried to save you from that evil monster Wart but a piranha plant got me! I got away, but he bit my glue container and I lost my power."

Birdo: "Glue container?"

Tank: "Yeah, orange yoshi's have the power of glue. We can... or I used to be able to spit glue and make my enemies stick to anything so they couldn't fight. Now I can't anymore. I also can't run very well because of when I was shot two years ago on that boat. But I'll try to help any way I can! What do you want to do!?"

Birdo: "So many mixed feelings. I no know. Maybe some help from Ally on Amber and Yoshi then we can get Rexie and we can all go to the park! The one with the roller coaster, Ferris wheel, and the circus!"

Tank: "That's a wonderful idea! Let's go to the orphanage and get him!"

(Birdo ran and got in Tank's car and Tank got in too. But something was stirring in Tank's mind. "I was afraid of this. I knew Yoshi would divorce her sooner or later. Should I tell Birdo- Jelly now? NO NO NO! That would make Jelly feel even worse. I can't show her now. Maybe one day." Birdo also had another thought stirring in her mind. "How in the world did Yoshi know I Jelly!? Does Yoshi know Birdo real mama and daddy? NO HE'S NOTHING BUT A JERK NOW!")