Birdo: "WHAT!? Who's kid is he!?"

Tank: "Not any yoshi on this whole planet. I changed his color when he was a small little baby. Do you remember that medicine I gave him?"

Birdo: "What was it?"

Tank: "I'm sorry Jelly! All that stuff about him losing his powers was a big lie! I'm sorry! That was just to prevent you from finding out how horrible he really was! I'm so sorry!"

Birdo: "What's going on!?"

Tank: "What color were those pokadots!?"

Birdo: "Purple and Green!"

(Tank begins to cry.)

Tank: "And d-did you ever notice pink cl-claws?"

Birdo: "There were some in the trash..."

Tank: "And did Yoshi ever touch a baby when h-he was c-crying and Yoshi m-mysteriously yelled in p-pain!?"

Birdo: "Yes?"

Tank: "WHAT ELSE HAS THOSE THINGS IN COMMON!?"

(Birdo grabs her throat. She's feeling nauseated.)

Birdo: "No it can't be!"

Tank: "Yoshi's a Yoob!"

Birdo: "NO IT'S NOT *Gag* possible!"

Tank: "His blood dripped on you. Let me compare it to when he first brought you in my office 2 years ago."

(Tank uses a cotton swab on the blood and sticks it in the computer. 100% match. Birdo runs over to the sink and throws up.)

Tank: "I'm sorry J-Jelly... Ever since he took you into the hospital I was always in fear he would do something to you. It had nothing to do with your swyer syndrome BUT HIM! I always lived in fear that he would hurt you. Always living on the curb."

Birdo: "I played with Yosh- *gag* -i every day!"

Tank: "I should've told you sooner..."

Birdo: "Me kissed him and GOT HIS SPIT IN MY MOUTH! *throws up.*"

Tank: "I'm so sorry..."

Birdo: "I got PREGNANT! *BLEEECH!* BY HIM!"

(Tank hugs Birdo)

Tank: "Jelly I'm so sorry. I recorded every moment we had with him at his birth. Would you like me to show you?"

Birdo: "Yeah... guess so..."

(Tank turned on the computer. He stuck in a DVD revealing the entire history of Yoshisaur Munchakoopas. Happy was only 16 years old in it. Jewel was 15. They were both crying because they would miss Mario. He was giving baby Mario back to his mother)

Happy: "H-he was s-s-scuch a nic-c-e little b-b-boy!"

Mother: "Aw don't worry. One day we'll move to the mushroom kingdom then you can be with him every day!"

Jewel: "I NO W-WANNA GI-GIVE HIM BACK!"

Tank: "I have an idea!"

Amber: "How about you two raise your own child?"

Happy: "R-raise our o-own child?"

Jewel: "OH YEAH! Y-YES! WE'LL N-NAME HIM LUCKY IF A BOY AND LUCY IF A GIRL! Yeah!"

Happy: "B-but aren't w-we kind of young?"

Tank: "Well it will only be 3 years till both of you are adults."

Jewel: "Yes! Yes! Also please come to the mushroom kingdom as soon as possible! Please!"

(Tank put the video on pause.)

Tank: "Those 2 met while saving Mario as a baby. Their mother had to send Mario and Luigi away from their world because a monster named Hitler was killing all the Jews.

Birdo: "Me thought they were Italian?"

Tank: "They moved to Italy much later to avoid them. Mario and Luigi picked up the accent. But their mother had a pet stork which she trained to fly them to Yoshi's island."

Birdo: "Yeah that makes much more sense then how me was told the story! Babies don't come from storks!"

Tank: "Anyway they tried their hardest to have a child. 3 years later they got married. But... Jewel never got pregnant for an entire year. Here's the next clip."

(Tank played the video.)

Jewel: "Oh I can't seem to get pregnant Tank!"

Tank: "Well I know a little about surgery I can try to help."

Happy: "Please Tank help us! We want a child!"

Tank: "Come in to our house. I study surgery in my private time. As a hobby."

Amber: "Boy does he! Anyway we have our own x ray machine. Come on!"

(Jewel went in.)

Tank: "I see the problem. Your womb has a cut in it."

Jewel: "Oh can you fix it?"

Tank: "I recommend going to a licensed surgeon..."

Happy: "We already tried! They said there's nothing they can do!"

Tank: "What!? It's basic! Just sew some tissue on it and you're good to go!"

Jewel: "Can you do it?"

Tank: "I'll try."

(Tank pauses it again.)

Tank: "So I put her to sleep and opened Jewel up trying to fix her womb. It worked great! So they tried again to have a child, but it never formed and they came back. This time the problem was the nutrients were blocked off. So I created another tube and put it in her. They tried time and time again. Eventually Happy told me they didn't even have intercourse for pleasure. Just because they wanted a child. Eventually Jewel got pregnant. But..."

(Tank plays the video again. Jewel is crying her eyes out.)

Tank: "It's stage 4 cancer... I'm sorry."

Jewel: "NO NOW THE GIRL WILL DIE! NO NO NO!"

Happy: "W-we had a n-name picked o-out and ev-everything-g. LUCY I'M SO SORRY!"

Tank: "You can go to the hospital and they will try to help... But... they won't help you if you're pregnant... You'll have to abort Lucy."

(Tank paused the video.)

Tank: "Jewel got healed of her cancer. But they had to abort their child. Jewel cried for days and was even planning suicide. But one day she got pregnant again. They were gonna name this one Lucky. This pregnancy she didn't get cancer and although she was very sick throughout it, she eventually layed the egg. However..."

(Tank played another video. The Yoob was marching through the village)

Jewel: "STAY AWAY FROM OUR HOUSE!"

Yoob: "我会阻止你的孩子！" (I will stop your child!)

Happy: "GET BACK!"

(Happy ran up and kicked the big Yoob. But his attack was worthless. The Yoob kicked him into a tree and stepped on the house.)

Jewel: "LUCKY NOOOO~OOOO!"

(They both ran away. When they came back they looked for the egg... but it was smashed into a million pieces. It started to rain babies tears. In the distance you could hear a baby crying. They went over to see. And a baby Yoob egg was there being melted by the tears. Inside a baby yoob crying. He was purple on top and green on bottom.)

Happy: "Aaaaaw!"

Jewel: "What do we do?"

(Happy picked up the egg. it nearly disintegrated in his hands. And they saw the incomplete yoob. One arm and one leg. no eye lids formed. Crying.)

Jewel: "It's a yoob!"

Happy: "He's only a baby though!"

Jewel: "What are we gonna do? We can't take him home!"

Happy: "We can't just leave him here either! He's just a baby!"

Jewel: "What will they do to us if they know we're raising a baby yoob!?"

(The baby stopped crying.)

Happy: "I don't know. But it's the right thing to do!"

baby Yoshi: "mama! dada!"

(The baby yoob rested his head on Happy's hands. Jewel put her hand next to the baby as well.)

Jewel: "You're right! We can't just leave him... He's too cute... And so... innocent. What did you ever do wrong little guy?"

Happy: "But we also can't let anyone know. Let's see if Tank can maybe... idk make him look more yoshi like..."

(They went to Tank's house.)

Tank: "I tell you, you're making a big mistake."

Jewel: "What did you expect us to do!? Leave this poor child there to die!?"

Tank: "Listen. I know you want a child bad, but a yoob!? AN ALIEN!?"

Happy: "What if we raise him to think he's actually a yoshi?"

Tank: "That will never work! Sure I have color changers and stuff but, once he hits 16 years old they will wear off. Plus he will have all those shroob powers like acid spit or pink claws. And if he comes into contact with an earthly child's tears he will burn and your cover will be blown!"

baby Yoshi: "Bwown! Yay bwow!"

(Tank looks at the baby yoob when he said that. Tank starts crying.)

Tank: "ALRIGHT FINE! But what do we tell him when his real colors start coming back!?"

Happy: "Tell him he's losing his powers and you'll give him a medicine to make him keep them!"

Jewel: "OH YEAH! That's a great idea! Then in reality the medicine will just revert his colors back to normal!"

Tank: "Alright... but you're making a mistake... I think when he grows up he'll betray us and show his true evil... Maybe I'm wrong."

(Tank took the child to his room and began working on a substitute egg.)

Tank: "If anyone questions this you tell them the egg is the one which you thought was crushed."

Happy: "Will do! Also to be 100% sure he never questions whether he's a real yoshi we'll name him Yoshi!"

Jewel: "YES! Then he'll never know he's actually not a yoshi!"

Happy: "Or even better! Yoshisaur! Yoshisaur Munchakoopas!"

Tank: "Alright. I'll inject him with the green and white colors..."

(The video ends. Tank takes out the CD)

Tank: "What's worse is I found a secret text written by the shroobs. I recorded every single word of theirs I could and I think I translated it."

(Tank goes to his closet and brings out a piece of paper with shroob writing on it then a book with Tank's research in it.)

Tank: "What I think this says is "Here's the plan. We know they are going to destroy us... But at least our children can survive! We'll play on their empathy and put a child on the planet! Yes! The yoob! A baby yoob in the egg! So when he grows up he will betray them and fight against them! They will think he's just a baby but that's where they're wrong. We'll use their sympathy against them! HAHAHAHAHA!" So I was really let down. I knew they were talking about Yoshisaur munchakoopas. Then that divorce... I also found another. "In order to make us immune to the babies tears we must combine our own DNA with those the tears come from! We will have the one named Yoshisaur mate with his wife and bring about a child who will be immune to the weakness and then we can use him to conquer the world!" Jelly... The reason Yoshi wanted you to keep the child... is because he was evil..."

(Birdo sat down on the floor and began to cry.)

Tank: "Jelly?... Is there anything I can do?"

Birdo: "N-no... Just go away... Leave me al-lone... to cry..."

Tank: "Jelly... I really care about you... I don't want you to be alone... Hearing this..."

Birdo: "No dad... It's... ok..."

Tank: "Can I be in here with you?"

Birdo: "F...fine..."

(They spend the rest of the night in the basement.)