(This chapter is the best one. Also the main reason I rated it M)

(Tank and Kemmy start looking at the other doors. None have a clearance level over 3 except the video diary room.)

Tank: "It's so weird. We have all access to everything in this whole lab except the video diary section."

Kemmy: "Maybe that's his secret identity."

Tank: "Could be. Which room do you want to check out first?"

Kemmy: "Let's try this "shroob's plans and what to do" door label first."

(Tank and Kemmy go into the room. Tank sees a clear liquid in a jar with writing on it.)

Tank: "This is Dr. Joy. I have founds the shroobs weakness. Babies tears. I have also found a way to easily make artificial ones. Follow this recipe and you can make them easily."

Kemmy: "Hey, that sounds like it will come in handy!"

Tank: "Along with all the water guns this should be easy to defeat them."

Kemmy: "Let's go in further!"

(They continued browsing the experiments. The next one said child labor pain killer)

Tank: "This seems interesting."

Kemmy: "In order to reduce the pain my wife feels during pregnancy, I found the part of the brain which receives pain during that time. I found an easy way to turn it off and turn it on after birth."

Tank: "Yoshis lay eggs. So there's no pain for yoshis."

Kemmy: "Very interesting. Wonder what he's talking about then?"

Tank: "Maybe Dr. Joy is a human disguised as a yoshi?"

Kemmy: "Very interesting indeed."

(As they were walking, Kemmy stepped in some light red blood on the floor next to the babies tears.)

Kemmy: "Looks like there was a battle here."

Tank: "Well at least we know the babies tears work."

(As they continued walking they saw another item. A flying machine with multiple lasers and weapons attached. Kemmy read the note)

Kemmy: "I have no idea how to stop Kunyay or Brega. I have vastly studied their powers and recorded their every movement. Their weapons appear to not even originate from their own bodies but as if some other being is using them as their cover. They might not even exist for all I know and might just be mirages."

Tank: "Very interesting! Maybe someone from behind the scenes is controlling them! Maybe they're just holograms!"

Kemmy: "Anything could be possible. That might be why we could never kill them!"

Tank: "I'll get to work right away trying to look through his notes."

(Tank went all the way around the room and found a giant journal 2,000 pages full. Thankfully he wrote a index on the first 10 pages.)

Tank: "Pages 200-300 how to stop the shroobs."

(Tank flips through it.)

Tank: "Although shooting them with a water gun may seem appropriate, I must be ware of the virus. How many on their own planet are starving? How many have they hurt? What would be the best course of action to get on their own planet now that I'm on my own?"

Kemmy: "They've took hostages from the earth!?"

Tank: "Horrible! "I have analyzed the times they seem to attack. I've gotten many different times of the week. They appear to have a set schedule. If I could hijack one of their ships I could get on the motherboard and get to the main planet pretending to be one of them. Now I need to discover the best ways to blend in." "

Kemmy: "That sounds like an excellent plan!"

Tank: "I might could build my own ship. The combustion chambers use electric sparks to move the magnets around creating the hover ability. I'll start working on one right away. Then I'll pack some water guns..."

Kemmy: "What's the rest say?"

Tank: "Some of the liquid is on the page. It was never finished."

Kemmy: "Read the next page."

Tank: "I've finished scanning the DNA. I know the truth now..."

Kemmy: "What is that supposed to mean?"

Tank: "I have no idea. "I know everything... I get it. I just don't understand why my family would do this." Family?"

Kemmy: "Who's he talking about?"

Tank: "The best course of action would be to place a hidden camera on the shroobs ship until I find out more about them."

Kemmy: "And only Birdo has access to that."

(Then the door opens. Birdo enters the room and looks around. She gets a cup and fills it with water and starts drinking.)

Tank: "Hey Jelly what did you find out?"

(Birdo quickly inhales air and blows it out. then repeats over and over.)

Birdo: "N *gasp. exhale* othing."

Tank: "What's wrong?"

Birdo: "*gasp exhale* Nothing... I fine... I fine... *gasp exhale.*"

Kemmy: "Why are you doing that?"

Birdo: "Doing wh *gasp exhale* at?"

Tank: "That *gasp exhale* stuff?"

Birdo: "Throat's dry... That's what the... water is for..."

Tank: "Alright. Keep searching."

Birdo: "I *gasp exhale* will..."

(On Birdo's way out, she grabbed a rope sitting by one of the machines and walked out.)

Tank: "How did she seem Kemmy?"

Kemmy: "Searching through tons of videos looking for what happened can be exhausting. He probably yacked a lot about high school crushes and stuff. Birdo is probably just tired and grabbed the water to wake herself up. Come on let's keep looking. Birdo's doing her part and we're doing our part. We must continue."

Tank: "Alright. "Anyway, the angle needed for the magnets to blow air down is a perfect 45 on one side and 45 on the other side. They will blow directly into each other also stabilizing the ship. As for the weapons, I could use my 1000 mirror to burn multiple ships at once. Each one must be placed a certain distance from the others." And the rest of this page is a million math calculations."

Kemmy: "What a genius! Too bad he couldn't figure out Kunyay."

Tank: "You know I didn't even look at that! Let me flip to that page. "These pictures taken shows the weapon appearing always 2 feet from Kunyay and Brega's hand. I've gotten my camera disguised as a fly right in front of his hand as he and Brega shot fireballs and the fly spy didn't even get hurt. This is proof they are not the ones using these powers. However my previous theory was proven wrong as I had my spy mosquito land on them and actually suck blood out of them. I will attempt to analyze it to see what they are. They are NOT holograms.""

Kemmy: "That sucks."

Tank: "Hey wait a minute! Why don't we try to use the babies tears against them!?"

Kemmy: "Ah I see where you're going with this! Maybe they are shroobs and we could melt them! Just like in the movies! Throwing water on the witches!"

Tank: "Alright let's start getting the water guns ready!"

(They took the liquid and put it in some water guns Dr. Joy had in his lab. Kemmy spilled some on her dress.)

Kemmy: "That's great. Wasted one."

Tank: "He has more. And this recipe easily shows how to make it! Now we'll be ready for an attack by them!"

Kemmy: "Also don't forget about destroying the book!"

Tank: "Got it! I'll just swipe it out of his hands and tear it in half!"

Kemmy: "Seems kind of thick for that. I say we go to the top and see if Dr. Joy has any self defense in this lab!"

(They went outside of the room and looked at the other ones. But Tank stopped to look at the cage)

Tank: "I wonder what the heck he had in this huge thing."

Kemmy: "The broken bars suggest whatever it was, it got out."

Tank: "Must be Kunyay and Brega."

Kemmy: "Yes. Has to be."

(They looked at the other doors and noticed one said security.)

Tank: "Let's look in here!"

Kemmy: "Alright. Remember, our priority is to find a way to destroy the book!"

(They walked inside the room. There were tons of weapons.)

Kemmy: "COOL!"

(Kemmy tried to touch one but the computer siren went off.)

Computer: "SECUROTY CLEARANCE LEVEL 5 HANDS OFF THE MACHINERY!"

Kemmy: "Whoops"

Computer: "Current guests allowed to touch the weapons are Tank and Birdo."

Tank: "Alright. Guess I'll do this."

(Tank looked around at the weapons.)

Kemmy: "Try putting these pictures of the book inside the weapons to get it to know what to attack."

Tank: "Got it. Too bad the book is so blurry we can't read it."

Kemmy: "Why do you want to read such a terrible book anyway? You could become possessed by it."

Tank: "True. You know what I find strange? So many clues to what his identity is yet none of it is pinpointing a particular yoshi or human or whatever. NOTHING!"

Kemmy: "That is strange indeed. I also wonder who he is."

Tank: "Maybe Birdo found out by now. Should we go check?"

Kemmy: "If she did she would've already came and got us. Don't rush her."

Tank: "Well. I just care about her. I have to go and check."

Kemmy: "Stressing her out will only make our job more difficult. We can't beat them going like this."

Tank: "Just. I care about her is all."

(Kemmy and Tank went outside and knocked on the door to the video diary section.)

Tank: "Jelly? How's it going? I'm curious to what those video diaries hold."

(5 seconds of silence.)

Kemmy: "Yoo hoo! Birdo!"

(10 seconds of silence)

Tank: "Hey Jelly can you come out now? Jelly? Jelly answer! Jelly!"

(10 seconds of silence.)

Tank: "I don't understand why- WHY DOES THAT MONITOR UP ON THE WALL SAY WARNING WARNING PROBLEM IN AREA VIDEO DIARY SECTION!?"

Kemmy: "Maybe Birdo found a secret video she wasn't supposed to see?"

Tank: "AND WHY IS THERE NO ALARM SOUNDING!? JEEEEEELLLLLLYYYYYYYYY!? GOD WHY DOESN'T SHE ANSWER!? I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG I HAVE TO BUST THROUGH THIS DOOR!"

(Tank hit the door with his fist. The door opened and the room was flashing red with a siren on top.)

Tank: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?"

(Tank wasn't shocked by the flashing lights. Nothing could've prepared him for what laid in front of his eyes. It was the state he found Birdo in. One thing was clear. That wasn't gasping earlier. That was whimpering. She had deep cuts all over her body, blood pouring out all over the floor, bruises all over her face, both her eyes were black, bits of flesh hanging from her mouth, but the worst part of all was SHE WAS HANGING FROM A ROPE!)