Yoshi and Birdo IT isn't worth it

by PhoenixStormJr

After a scary bedtime story about the shroobs Birdo tries to calm down her husband Yoshi. But her efforts are worthless when a REAL ALIEN INVASION HAPPENS! Yoshi is terrified of the strongest one, the Yoob. To make matters worse Birdo defies science and somehow gets pregnant. Will she be able to raise a family, carry a child and fight or will she take the EASY way out?

24. Chapter 24 What REALLY happened to Yoshi

(Tank clicked on another video. A security footage clip of Yoshi finding out Birdo was Jelly.)

Yoshi: "Alright! Got everything! Finally Yoshi got the security footage of that orphanage!"

Birdo: "YES! How Birdo actually Jelly?"

(Yoshi started rewinding. And saw Amber taking in a little baby in her hands.)

Birdo: "That me!"

Yoshi: "Seems... born premature. VERY premature. That's pretty small. Computer! Use the advanced DNA analysis to find Birdo's parents."

Computer: "Found. Pancake and fall Nenny."

Yoshi: "Hm. I'll search through these videos and see if I can find anything else out."

Birdo: "OK!"

(Yoshi continued looking through them. He found a 17 year old clip of them going into planned parenthood.)

Pancake: "This is too much trouble! I'm losing control of my bladder, super tired, and can't even live my life normally!"

Birdo: "Just like me..."

Fall: "Yes so we'd like to have the procedure."

Kemmy: "Very well."

Pancake: "It isn't worth it to go through all this."

Kemmy: "Alright right this way."

(They went into that same room Birdo was in.)

Birdo: "How could that be Birdo mama if she had an abortion?"

Yoshi: "This doesn't make any sense!"

(Yoshi forwarded it to an hour ahead of time. Then saw Amber outside the center going in. But she had a robbers mask on.)

Birdo: "What's mommy doing!?"

Amber: "Please Kemmy show me if any of them survived!"

Kemmy: "None of th-"

Amber: "DON'T FEED ME THAT NONSENSE! JUST SHOW ME THEM!"

Kemmy: "Women deserve pri-"

(Amber took out a gun)

Amber: "I WILL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME IN THERE THIS INSTANT! I SAW THROUGH THE WINDOW YOU HAD A BABY CRYING IN THERE AND I WANT IT!"

Kemmy: "I assure you you're mistaken!"

Amber: "THEN PROVE IT!"

Kemmy: "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OK! JUST LET ME GO!"

(Kemmy opened the door. And Amber was right. A baby was in there with a weak faint cry and sealed mouth.)

Amber: "Will $50,000 keep your mouth shut on this!?"

Kemmy: "Absolutely! But I swear I didn't know one survived!"

Amber: "HERE!"

(Amber gave Kemmy a check for $50,000 then took the baby out of the center faintly crying and to the orphanage. Yoshi paused the video.)

Yoshi: "Birdo... was a failed abortion. That explains why she has all those problems. Swyer syndrome. Mouth was sealed shut."

(Birdo watching the footage begins to cry)

Birdo: "Th-then me turn-n around and d-do it too! *sniffle*"

Yoshi: "Birdo is Jelly... But Jelly's mommy... didn't want her... Birdo IS NOT AN IT! She was a BABY! NOT AN IT!"

Birdo: "No!... no... ME AM AN IT! I DO THE SAME M-MEAN THING AS REAL MAMA!"

(That security clip ended. Tank noticed one of the videos was what happened after the abortion and one was Birdo's response to it by security footage.)

Tank: "I'll take the security footage."

(Tank clicked on the security footage one.)

Yoshi: "*grumble* I can't believe this! HOW COULD SHE!? AFTER WHAT HER OWN MOTHER DID TO HER!?"

(Yoshi played a video of the camera inside her belly during the abortion. Birdo saw the "fetus" in her belly kicking the device. She saw it trying to fight for itself.)

Kemmy: "Sorry but I'm having a little bit of trouble. Just squeeze your belly right around there."

Birdo: "Alright."

(And Birdo saw the skin collapse in the place she squeezed. Grabbing the fetus. and Birdo heard a very quiet but distinguishable scream. The baby's voice box wasn't fully formed yet so it was a very quiet scream. Birdo watching the recording opened her mouth and gasped.)

Yoshi: "IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL WOMENS RIGHTS!?"

Birdo: "I DIDN'T KNOW!"

Yoshi: "IS STOPPING THIS BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO WOMEN!?"

Birdo: "NO NO!"

(The machine did something terrible to the fetus. Something that made Birdo hate herself. She never knew how terrible it actually was. It tortured the child. The machine quickly ripped off the legs of the fetus and then the arms. Birdo heard crying in the video. Cries of pain. Cries of dying. She knew why Yoshi divorced her then. She knew everything.)

Birdo: "NO NO NO!"

Yoshi: "THIS BRUTAL CHILD TORMANT TO A BABY IS WOMENS RIGHTS!? WHO GIVES A _ IF IT'S PART SHROOB! IT'S JUST A BABY!"

Birdo: "I SORRY I S-SORRY!"

(Birdo starts that gasping and exhaling. It's clear she's whimpering.)

Yoshi: "BIRDO IS A MURDERER! A MURDERER! I'M NEVER STAYING WITH A MONSTER LIKE HER!"

(Birdo puts her hands on her face and starts crying harder then she ever has in her whole life.)

Birdo: "DON'T COME BACK! PLEASE STAY AWAY ST-TAY AW-W-WAYHAYHAY! ST-AU AWAUYYYYY! Stay aw-way from a mons-ster-r-r like me... I no des-s-serv-ve Yoshi!"

Yoshi: "I GONNA FILE FOR DIVORCE THIS INSTANT!"

(Birdo gets off the chair and beats the ground crying.)

Birdo: "I HATE MYSELF! Yoshi not the meanie. I AM! I AAAAM! Me MURDER that kid JUST SO ME COULD BE FIIIIIIIINE!"

(Birdo puts it on pause and exits whimpering.)

Tank: "Even I didn't know... That's what they did... No wonder she feels... like a monster..."

(Biro came back with a rope and a glass of water.)

Birdo: "After this video I GONNA GET RID OF MYSELF! BIRDO A MONSTER!"

(Birdo's tears are collecting into a puddle on the floor. The next video Birdo sees is what finally pushed her over the edge. Yoshi found out where they took the baby aborted. They took it to a research lab. And used it for various experiments on viruses. Every time they used needles to inject the baby with various viruses. Some that burned the child. Some that destroyed the baby's bones. Yoshi clenched his fist in his hands)

Yoshi: ""Honestly Yoshi I can't believe you! You should be ashamed Yoshi! Yoshi you don't respect women! Yoshi this is too much on me! Yoshi it's not worth it!" AND THIS IS WORTH IT!? WHAT TYPE OF DEMON ARE YOU BIRDO!?"

Birdo: "NO NO! I DIDN'T KNOW!"

(On the camera Yoshi hacked into Yoshi turned up the volume. To hear hundreds of babies screaming and crying in pain.)

Yoshi: "THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA BURN DOWN THAT WHOLE CENTER! AND I'LL KILL ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAAAAAAAAAAAY! EVEN BIRDO! Nice cute Yoshi is GONE! NOW I'M GONNA ACTUALLY STEP UP AND SAVE THEM FROM THAT TORTURE! But FIRST I'm gonna get my child back!"

Birdo: "PLEASE PLEEEEASE JUST KILL MEEEEE!"

(Yoshi went to the center. And in the corner of his eye was the full recording.)

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Yoshi: "GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

Birdo: "I NOT GONNA LET YOU DESTROY THIS LAB!"

Yoshi Whisper: "How could you protect the slaughter of babies!? I knew you were wicked but never that wicked! Take this!"

(Yoshi tries to kick her but Birdo jumps up and kicks him in his belly.)

Birdo: "What are you?"

Yoshi: "What or who!? Because I haven't quite figured out what I am myself!"

Birdo: "Well what are you most similar to?"

Yoshi: "Those aliens that came here. The shroobs. I'm a yoob!"

Birdo: "How can you speak english!?"

Yoshi: "I was altered to know your language as far as I'm concerned! I came with one purpose! TO DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE LIKE YOU!" (Whisper: "Baby MURDERS that is.")

(Yoshi extracts his claws which are pink in color. Birdo remembers the pink nails in the trash that were so sharp. He runs up with super speed and tries to claw Birdo. She ducks and kicks his legs making him fall down.)

Birdo: "If you're half shroob and half yoshi then who are you?"

Yoshi: "Forgot me already!? Thanks! I appreciate that! NOW GET READY TO DIE!" (Whisper: "For what you're doing to my kid!")

(Yoshi wrapped his tongue out and grabbed Birdo's legs causing her to fall. His tongue looked like a snakes tongue cut in the middle.)

Birdo: "Forgot you already!? Yoshi!?"

Yoshi: "Hm... so you do remember me. That will make your death much more painful BIRDO!"

(Yoshi grabs her and throws her out the window. Birdo gets up gets her claws ready. She spits an egg at Yoshi but he runs and dodges it. He runs around her in circles.)

Birdo: "Yoshi You're Yoshi!?"

Yoshi: "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?"

(Yoshi Runs around and starts scratching her in various places. Birdo tries to dodge but he's too fast.)

Yoshi: "CAN'T TAKE GETTING BEAT UP BY YOUR EX HUSBAND!?" (Whisper: "Like you beat up my kid?")

(Birdo sucks in air and starts blowing. She is able to pick him up with her wind and throws him and makes him fall on the ground. Birdo runs up and steps on his chest.)

Birdo: "Figures you that inconsiderate devil!"

Yoshi: "You know nothing about the devil!" (Whisper: "The devil tortures children!")

(Yoshi then raises his tongue to the top of his mouth and spits this strange green spit at Birdo's eyes. It burns her.)

Birdo: "OOOOOW!"

(Birdo watching the video screams)

Birdo: "PLEASE PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEEE!"

(She gets off Yoshi and steps back. Yoshi then kicks her with his foot making a huge bleeding gash. Birdo falls. Yoshi picks her up by the neck and claws her eye with his other hand. Birdo closed her eye lids just in time to avoid going blind. but Yoshi's choking her.)

Yoshi: "That acid spit came in much more handy then I thought it would! Although I came to destroy this place and steal what I could, getting to kill you would be a two for one special!" (Whisper: "Get to save my child and kill the one who tried to murder him!")

(Yoshi makes a fist and punches Birdo in her eyes onto the ground. He walks over and picks her up punching her again. He repeats this multiple times. He picks her up one final time by her throat.)

Yoshi: "This death is nothing like what you deserve! But choking you to death is close enough!" (Whisper: "You really deserve to be forgotten by your own mother! And told you're worthless! and NOT WORTH IT!")

(The video ends. Birdo gets up from the chair and makes a fist with her hands.)

Birdo: "Yoshi... I get myself... for you! I DESERVE ALL OF IT!"

(Birdo punches herself in the eye. Then the other eye. She takes her claws and scratches herself up.)

Birdo: "YOSHI NOT EVIL! I AM!"

(Birdo puts her claws in her mouth and rips her gums up.)

Birdo: "THIS WHAT I DID TO OWN CHILD! NOW I DOING IT TO ME!"

(Birdo takes her claws and tries to rip her arms off. But she only scratches them making her bleed.)

Birdo: "Yoshi failed to kill this evil. DON'T WORRY YOSHI! I WILL!"

(Birdo got on the chair and got the rope ready. Tied it around her neck.)

Birdo: "For you Yoshi's baby! I SORRY! I SORRRYYYYYHYYHYHY!"

(Then she kicked the chair. The security video ended. Tank put his head in his hands and started crying.)

Tank: "Jelly... I'm sorry... I didn't-t... know."

(That really was Yoshi who fought her. He really did divorce her. But Birdo had no idea the child really was alive inside her. And she didn't know the pain she caused to the baby. Yoshi really did attack her. And Birdo really did commit suicide. How could Tank make her feel better? What was he going to do?)