(I really wanted to name this chapter "Kunyay, Brega and their unstoppable King", but I ran out of room.")

(Tank went outside to think about what to do for Birdo. Then he saw a great big old ape swinging from the trees.)

Tank: "Maybe if we could tame him."

DK: "TAME KING OF JUNGLE!?"

Tank: "You can talk! Oh never mind! We need help! Uh. I'll be back!"

(Tank went to get bananas and chocolate.)

Kemmy: "WAIT ISN'T THAT POISONOUS!?"

Tank: "That's for dogs and cats."

(DK was bribed and ready to fight. Tank went back inside. Kemmy was outside. He looked around and on the camera Birdo was sleeping. Tank said a prayer.)

Tank: "God? We already tried going to church. We already tried pastor Pail. I'm out of options. We tried everything. Please... Please God. I already tried, she won't listen to me. Please. Save Birdo! Somehow save her PLEASE!"

(Tank sat down on the floor and waited for an answer. He didn't feel anything change. But his faith remained strong. Somehow God would come through. Meanwhile:)

(Kunyay, Brega, Luigi, Daisy, and Ruby all came out from underground. The sky was completely covered with clouds. They were met with shy guys, piranha plants, pokeys, spikes, and all of Wart's former minions, plus the cops and soldiers.)

Shy guy: "Ready for battle sir!"

Kunyay: "Excellent! Let's g-"

(A loud voice speaks)

King: "NO!"

(The voice is so loud everyone falls. even Kunyay and Brega fall to the ground)

King: "Only Kunyay, Brega, and everyone Birdo knew can go. I will also assist. Along with my son."

(The clouds transformed into a giant flying saucer that covered the entire sky. A lightning bolt shot out of it and onto the ground. It was too bright to look at. Their king suddenly stood in front of them with a ski mask on covering his face, along with his son who had his face showing. He was human looking, but power was emanating off of him. He clearly was something far more dangerous than a human. He had curly hair, a short curly beard and mustache. Brown hair. His eye color was unable to be determined because of the power rays coming off of him. He had a T shirt on that said "My mission is not to establish peace, but a war!" written on a picture of a sword. He had black shorts on. Somehow, he looked almost familiar. Their king had a plain white shirt on with black pants. Nothing else could be determined because of the ski mask.)

King's son: "Only let us attack. You just focus on getting the pot to Birdo safely. Don't let anything contaminate it, keep the lid on at all times. Rexie cannot come. You will disobey."

Rexie: "Ah come on!"

King's son: "Who are you to tell us what to do? STAY HERE!"

(Rexie went back underground.)

King: "Remember DO NOT ATTACK! Leave that to us. You minions will attack regardless so stay here and defend my territory!"

Minions (All at once): "YES SIR!"

Kunyay: "Yes sir!"

Brega: "On it!"

Luigi: "Let's-a go!"

Daisy: "Let's get Birdo on our side!"

Ruby: "I'll come in second!"

(Daisy, Luigi, Kunyay, and Brega started pulling the pot. The king and his son walked in front of them. Another bolt of lightning came out of the flying saucer and a figure appeared on the king's left shoulder. It was about 2 feet long, one foot high. Unable to be determined what it was. They kept walking.)

General: "Target acquired FIRE AT WILL!"

(The helicopters fired multiple missiles at them. They weren't phased at all.)

King: "If you rely on me, their attacks won't hurt you in the slightest."

Luigi: "Right-a sir!"

(The helicopters opened machine guns and fired. They shot right at them, hitting all 7. The king, his son, Kunyay, Brega, Luigi, Daisy, and Ruby. None were injured. The bullets disintegrated in mid air. The king spoke in a strange undeterminable voice.)

King: 作者给读者的注释："哈哈哈！很好的尝试！这应该是保密的。但是尝试一下还是不错的。国王所说的应该是保密的!"

(The helicopters came crashing to the ground. The men inside got out of them and ran. Jets came in with flame throwers. They absolutely scorched everything in their path.)

King's son: "Remember rely on us for your protection."

(The King pointed towards the sky. He spoke in that voice again)

King: "作者给读者的注释："哈哈哈！很好的尝试！这应该是保密的。但是尝试一下还是不错的。国王所说的应该是保密的!"

(The jets were hit with lightning bolts and burst into flames. The piolets ejected with parachutes.)

King: "Kunyay, go over to the ones who ejected. You know what to do. Brega, go over to the ones who crashed. Do the same as before."

Kunyay: "RIGHT!"

Brega: "GOT IT!"

(They pointed to the ground where they were trying to run and pointed to it. The ground rose up creating a wall. They walked over and took out the book, put their hands on their shoulders, read something unable to be heard from the book, and their wounds were healed. They followed behind them.)

Soldiers: "Ooooh too bad for you general we have a new commander!"

(More planes showed up with chemical weapons and totally gassed the place.)

King: "Half of them."

(The planes were split into two sections by a huge wind. The ones on the left lost control and fell to the ground. They died by the poison gas. The ones on the right also lost control but landed in a place that was unaffected by the poison gas.)

King's son: "Leave them. They will see later."

(Brega put a wall encaging them for later. They kept walking.)

General: "NOTHING IS WORKING! USE THE GROUND WEAPONS!"

(Hundreds of tanks showed up and fired many missiles and napalm at them. Fire spread over the entire valley. But the 7 were unaffected.)

King: "Do you have the authority to actually fire such weapons at us?"

Soldier: "WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT!? OUR GENERAL COMMANDS US!"

King: "Well I command your general. Back off!"

(A giant earthquake shook the ground and tore the tanks up into pieces. A crack formed in the earth and swallowed some up. The survivors started running.)

King: "Brega, stop them."

(Brega pointed in their direction and they fainted.)

General: "ALL SOLDIERS OPEN FIRE USE EVERY WEAPON IN YOUR ARSENAL!"

(The military laid down mines earlier. But none of them had any effect. The soldiers that joined the king attempted to shoot but the king's son stopped them.)

King's son: "Is your commander doing a bad job?"

Soldiers: "NO SIR!"

King's son: "Then why does he need your help? Stand back, stand by, Just follow."

(They put away their guns and continued.)

Luigi: "We're-a halfway there!"

King: "Stand strong."

(Other military members came from behind. No one saw them or knew they were coming. Except the king. They opened fire.)

King: "Are you trying to surprise me?"

(The bullets disintegrated in mid air.)

King: "Go up to them Kunyay."

Kunyay: "RIGHT AWAY!"

(Kunyay walked up to them. Their bullets never touched him. They had hundreds of machine guns. When he was 10 feet from them they all stopped firing.)

Soldier: "What are you that you're immune to these bullets?"

Kunyay: "Me? Let me show you."

(Kunyay took out the book and read from it.)

Soldiers: "We serve under you and the king! Sorry for the trouble."

(They followed behind them.)

General: "They are getting closer! WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO!?"

President: "I haven't the slightest clue!"

Prime minister: "Nothing! I got nothing!"

(The group kept on walking. Only the King attacked. They made it to the gate of Mush Rise park. thousands of soldiers started firing away with all types of weapons. Flame throwers, guns, bombs. Nothing hurt them. The king pointed to the tree that was in the way and a white laser beam came out of his hands. The tree got up.)

King: "Have fun with that."

(The tree grew eyes! it's branches became like hands! The tree fought the soldiers! The flame throwers immediately ran at it and started burning it. They destroyed the tree but then turned to the King. Their weapons still didn't phase him.)

Soldier: "Who are you that even the trees obey you!?"

King: "If you get the answer you'll lose your sight."

Soldier: "Who are you!?"

(The king took off his ski mask and looked at them. They all fell to the ground blinded. Some died. Some were unconscious. Some were just blinded.)

Soldier: "IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!"

King: "What's that famous saying?"

(The king's son went over to them. Touched their eyes. They could see. He said something to them others could not hear..)

Soldier: "Terribly sorry your highness!"

(The King put back on his ski mask. None were left. Then they got to the leaders of the countries. They tried to fly off. But the King shot a lightning bolt at the plane and it crashed. The King pried off the door.)

King: "I'm disappointed in you President, General, and Prime minister. You most of all Prime minister."

President: "But-"

(The King shot something from his finger. The president was knocked unconscious.)

Prime minister: "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!"

King's son: "Welcome to the army."

General: "WHAT!? NO YOU CAN'T! WELL I'LL NEVER JOIN!"

King: "Who told you that?"

General: "What do you mean who told me!?"

King: "Who gave you the reason not to join?"

General: "I DID! I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY MEN AND SO MANY INNOCENTS!"

King: "The laws your president has made aren't very good at showing who's innocent then."

(The General passed out.)

King: "Go to the base."

Inside the lab:... Tank was looking at the security footage. He saw Birdo sleeping. He remembered what happened the previous days. He looked around the lab trying to find something to help her. Then he found an exposed wire that plugs into the wall. A simple touch would electrocute someone.)

Tank: "This could... End-d her... p-pain-n. In a s-second-d"

(Tank began to cry.)

Tank: "G-God... Pl-pleas-s-se... I don't want-t this to be-e th-the... answer!"

(But Tank heard the noise above. He set it down and went outside to protect the entrance.)

(DK showed up whom be bribed earlier.)

DK: "YOU TRESPASSING!"

Kunyay: "Want a banana?"

(The King put out his hand. And a banana stalk with 20 bananas floated to him from hundreds of miles away. to him. He gave it to Kunyay and Kunyay threw it 500 miles.)

DK: "OOOOOOH!"

(DK ran after the bananas)

Tank: "Should've known better than to trust a monkey."

King: "Go into the base. I will set up a force field"

(Kunyay Brega, Luigi, and Daisy went closer. Ruby stayed outside. Kemmy was seen running away. Another army of soldiers from other countries came rushing in from behind. But another army of shroobs countered them and fought them. Along with Mario, Peach, Ally, and Kamic. Once the 4 got close enough the King set up a force field.)

King: "I offer my crown for anyone who can break that, however you aren't going to."

(They just had one obstacle left before Birdo. That was Tank.)

Tank: "I WILL NOT LET YOU GET TO MY DAUGHTER! STAND BACK YOU ALIENS!"

Kunyay: "Aliens."

Brega: "Did you hear what they call us now?"

Luigi: "It's-a shame."

(They walked closer)

Tank: "STOP!"

(Tank pulled out his water gun full of the chemical Yoshi made.)

Tank: "These babies tears ARE YOUR WEAKNESS!"

Kunyay: "Huh?"

Brega: "Weak... ness?"

Tank: "This is the ONLY THING that can defeat the shroobs!"

(Something buzzed around in Kunyay's mind. He stood there in amazement.)

Kunyay: "... ... ... NO!... YOU COULDN'T!"

King: "NO! MY ARMY'S ONLY WEAKNESS!"

Brega: "YOU COULDN'T!"

Tank: "COULD WOULD AND WILL! TAKE THIS!"

(Tank sprayed a full stream of the babies tears onto them.)

Brega: "AAAAAH! NO!"

(Brega got on one knee)

Kunyay: "AAAAAAH YOU FOUND THE STUFF!... THE THING! NOOOOO!"

(Kunyay fell to the ground)

Kunyay: "WE'RE MELTING! AAAAAH SSSHHSHSHSHSHS!"

Daisy: "And I'm free from the curse!"

Luigi: "Yay!"

King: "MY POWER NOOOOOO!"

Tank: "YES! IT'S OVER!"

(Kunyay and Brega both completely fall on the ground)

Kunyay: "No! It will never... be... over..."

Tank: "How come!? I defeated you! We have your weakness! IT'S OVER! YOU LOST!"

Brega: "Bec... ause..."

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Kunyay: "Nah! We're just kidding! Just messing with you! HAHAHAHAHA!"

King: "OHOHOHAHHAHAHA! HEHEHEHE! OH NO IT'S MY ONLY WEAKNESS! IGNORANCE!"

Brega: "OOOH YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!"

Kunyay: "I don't know what that stuff is, but it didn't hurt me in the slightest!"

(Kunyay put his hand on his head and pushed his hair down.)

Kunyay: "But I sure appreciate it! My hair sure was messed up out there!"

Daisy: "Oh I'm free from the curse! HAHAHAHA! You really believed that huh!?"

Luigi: "The stupidity of-a these guys is just-a out of this world."

Tank: "You're not- you're not- you're not harmed!?"

Kunyay: "OF COURSE NOT! WHAT IN THE WORLD EVEN IS THAT!? WATER?"

Tank: "Babies tears! The only weakness of the shroobs!"

Brega: "SHROOBS!?"

Kunyay: "YOU THINK WE'RE SHROOBS!? GOSH WHAT OTHER LIES DO YOU BELIEVE!?"

Tank: "Wh-what are you!?"

Kunyay: "Is it not obvious? We're HUMANS! GIMME THAT!"

(Kunyay pointed to the water gun and it jumped out of Tank's hands and into Kunyay's. He got the container and put it over his mouth)

Kunyay: "*glug glug glug glug* Ah! Thanks for the drink! It was a lot of work carrying that huge pot here."

Tank: "Humans!? How the- how did you- How are you so powerful!?"

Brega: "Look at this dude over here asking the basic questions."

Kunyay: "Don't you know? THIS!"

(Kunyay took out the book.)

Kunyay: "Anyone who reads this book and obeys can get all this pow-"

(And the self defense systems of the lab shot the book out of his hand. Tank grabbed it.)

Tank: "GOT IT! Not so tough now are you!?"

Kunyay: "Hmm. Sharper than we thought huh?"

Brega: "Yet look at the title."

Tank: "What could it possibly be? Book of witchcraft? satan's New World Ord- GOLLY GEEZE!"

(Tank looked at the title of the book. He dropped it to the ground. It opened.)

Tank: "It's not possible! You can't! There's no way!"

Kunyay: "Your glue powers could be a huge help to the king. You lost them when Wart attacked the orphanage. Also your legs can't run fast can they? Let's fix that."

(Kunyay walked over to Tank. He put his hand on his shoulder and read from the opened book. His glue powers returned, his legs were healed. Tank stood up and spit glue to test it. He had his powers back.)

Tank: "Alright. Go get Birdo!"

(Birdo woke up and saw everything. The lab had cameras. Kunyay and Brega went in first. Their voice changed to be almost identical to their King's. They both said in sync)

Kunyay and Brega: "Birdo's mine!"