Yoshi and Birdo IT isn't worth it

by PhoenixStormJr

After a scary bedtime story about the shroobs Birdo tries to calm down her husband Yoshi. But her efforts are worthless when a REAL ALIEN INVASION HAPPENS! Yoshi is terrified of the strongest one, the Yoob. To make matters worse Birdo defies science and somehow gets pregnant. Will she be able to raise a family, carry a child and fight or will she take the EASY way out?

29. Chapter 29 The end?

(I hope you enjoy this chapter! These next couple chapters are the best ones!)

(Birdo squinted her eyes waiting for herself to lose all control. She waited for something to enter her mind and force her to do things against her will. She waited and waited... And waited... And... uh... Waited... uuuuuuh... waited... Still uh... waiting... Waiting... 10 seconds... 20 seconds... STILL WAITING!... 5 minutes... Any day now... Possibly by next Christmas... STILL WAITING!... one hour... Sun's going down... WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!? Birdo lifted her hand up to her face. Opened her eyes. She wiggled her fingers. Full control. She looked at her feet, wiggled her toes, full control. "Maybe I a spirit?" She wondered. She looked around the room. Same room. She didn't die and they control her body when her soul goes to heaven. Nope. Still in the same place, in her body. She looked to her right and left. They were still sitting there. With their arms around her shoulders. Still, Birdo just as alive as ever. Birdo thought: "Why aren't they controlling me!?")

Kunyay: "Because we never controlled anyone."

Birdo: "WHAT!?"

Brega: "It's true Birdo."

Birdo: "BUT!- LUIGI! DAISY! RUBY! REXIE! TANK! SAW YOU READ FROM THAT BOOK!"

Kunyay: "They all joined us out of their own free will."

Birdo: "WHAT!?"

(Luigi and Daisy enter)

Luigi: "It's-a true Birdo."

Daisy: "I was never under any curse or brainwashing."

Brega: "They all joined us out of their free will."

Birdo: "No! How!? Why!?"

Luigi: "Because of the love-a they have-a to offer."

Birdo: "WHAT LOVE IS THERE IN KILLING INNOCENTS!?"

Kunyay: "Tell us who we killed?"

Birdo: "But, the soldiers out there!"

Brega: "The ones who abandoned their companions during other battles instead of fighting? The chickens? Who pledged allegiance to their country then failed to follow through? Allow me to show you:"

(Brega points to the door across the room. A picture appears inside surrounded by white smoke.)

man: "I think I'll join the military"

friend: "WHY!? YOU COULD DIE!"

man: "Not if I run away from all the battles!"

Brega: "Here's another."

woman: "They'll never get me. I just won't ever shoot the gun."

Brega: "Another."

man2: "I'm just in it for the benefits."

Kunyay: "This is the worst one."

man3: "I'm a spy for another country."

Bega: "Would you like to see more?"

Birdo: "N-no..."

(The pictures in front of the door disappear.)

Birdo: "I no understand. So... everyone joined out of free will? What caused the soldiers to leave their commander and join you!?"

Daisy: "It's our King. He is why we joined."

Birdo: "How!? I no understand!"

Kunyay: "Our King is actually the nicest and kindest one of all. He only kills those who are truly greedy at heart. Some members of the military joined to serve their country out of love, but some joined only for the benefits and ran every time battle came out. They would've ran from us anyway so we had to get them when we could. They're traitors to their country."

Birdo: "But you guys attacked the amusement park!"

Kunyay: "Did we? Let me remind you."

(Kunyay pointed to the door. Another image appeared.)

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Brega: "UNO!"

Kunyay: "Guess again draw four!"

Daisy: "YOU!"

Kunyay: "Me or her?"

Daisy: "BOTH OF YOU!"

Brega: "What's up?"

Birdo: "Why aren't you... aren't y'all... Who are you?"

Kunyay: "My name is Kunyay and this is Brega my wife. Would you come back in like 10 minutes I'm just about to win."

Tank: "Uhhhhh what do we do?"

Ally: "Why aren't y'all... attacking?"

Kunyay: "Didn't you read Yoshi?'s letter? He's moved so far away you won't find him. What need for us to attack?"

Birdo: "Uhhhh to kill us?"

Brega: "Dang you live on the curb! Why would we do that? We want you to work for us."

(Then the roller coaster comes to a stop and Luigi is one of the one's that get off)

Luigi: "Oh that-a was fun! Thanks for-a speeding it up Kunyay!"

Daisy: "YOU TWO CREEPS POSSESSED MY BOYFRIEND!"

Luigi: "DAISY LISTEN!"

(Daisy runs up and tries to kick Kunyay but he grabs her and throws her into a tree.)

Kunyay: "We were sent to show you our strength. Would anyone else like to try?"

Kemmy: "I'm gonna destroy you two for all this mess you caused!"

(Kemmy picks up a boulder with her wand and throws it at Brega, who catches it and throws it back.)

Tank: "WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR LET'S GET THEM ALL OF US!"

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Kunyay: "You attacked us. We were just enjoying the park."

Birdo: "We... did... Well what about all those mean things Kunyay said to me!?"

Brega: "Pick one and we'll show you."

Birdo: "You no want Yoshi and Birdo to marry!"

Kunyay: "You were too young. If you were older you would've found out what abortion truly was and you wouldn't have done it."

Birdo: "What about you two say not to rescue Kemmy if we don't want to die!? We went up there Kunyay and Brega possess Mario and Peach and try to KILL ME!"

Kunyay: "We thought they would've got Yoshi too, however, Yoshi is immune to the earth rabies virus, because he is an alien. They took over Mario and Peach though."

Birdo: "They!? No YOU!"

Brega: "Watch"

(Brega pointed to the door. Another image appeared.)

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Real Yoshi: "I'll start melting the wall. Yoshi and Birdo, stay with me. You others would probably be best at the back to launch a surprise attack!" (Dr. Yoshi really wanted to just protect Birdo.)

Birdo: "Got it!"

Robot Yoshi: "READY!"

(The others ran around the back.. Mario and Peach went around.)

Peach: "Mario! punch down the window!"

Mario: "Let's-a go!"

(Pail was inside the building after Mario punched a hole through the window..)

Pail: "Surprised to see me!?"

Mario: "How'd-a you know we would-a be here!?"

Pail: "I heard Kunyay's warning. You failed to listen. Fell right for "his" trap!"

(Pail shot two needles at them. They fell over, lost control, and went around to the other side of the castle.)

Pail: "Now we can lie saying Kunyay possessed them! And no one will ever know! We got 2 new recruits and Birdo will still die! "His" trap! HAHAHAHA! I mean OUR trap we blamed on him!"

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Birdo: "But you 2 hurt Kemmy!"

Brega: "Ruby's outside recording something you'd be shocked to see."

Birdo: "What!?"

Kunyay: "We'll show you when he's done. It's about Kemmy. The one who calls herself a "good witch". Please give me a break!"

Birdo: "But... you witches!"

Brega: "Please. We're witches as much as you and Yoshi are gay."

Birdo: "But... I born with girl parts. We not!"

Kunyay: "Exactly her point."

Birdo: "WHAT!?"

Brega: "We are NOT witches."

Daisy: "We believed the same lie you did Birdo."

Luigi: "They are-a really the good guys! They've been-a trying to warn you! Their warnings of you would-a die wouldn't be because they would-a kill you! SOMEONE ELSE-A WOULD!"

Kunyay: "Birdo,... If you die, how many wouldn't be helped by your incredible power? If you die, how many innocents would suffer without you? Join us Birdo, and we will find your purpose in life!"

Birdo: "... ... ... ... NO! I NO BELIEVE IT! LUIGI AND DAISY BEING FORCED TO SAY THAT! YOU LYING! YOU CONTROLLED THEM!"

Brega: "Then why aren't we controlling you as well?"

Birdo: "I no know! But there gotta be a reason! I not gonna join you! Kunyay read something from that book, then they fell to you control! They possessed me know they are!"

Luigi: "Actually, they never-a read anything from it to me."

Birdo: "What!?"

Luigi: "Remember that-a strange number which-a called me when you were-a on the road? I-a called it back. Here try-a for yourself."

(Luigi hands Birdo his cell phone. He scrolls to the date that weird number called him. Birdo clicks the call button. Kunyay's cell phone began to vibrate.)

Luigi: "I talked to-a him and he told-a me why he called. He is the one who-a called me."

Brega: "Birdo. I hope you understand now."

Birdo: "But! WHAT DID THAT BOOK SAY!?"

Kunyay: "You mean THIS!?"

(Kunyay reached into his coat pocket. He held the book up. The title was bold and clear. Birdo opened her mouth in amazement!)

Birdo: "It's... It's... th-the... th-the... If you not... witches... what are you!? What you say to them to get them to join you!?"

Brega: "We are not witches, we are the furthest from them. We are the exact opposite of witches. That's why we told you to be careful of what labels you attach to us. We will heal your self inflicted wounds NOW!"

(Birdo read the title of the book Kunyay held in his hand loud and clear)

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Birdo: "It's the... HOLY BIBLE!"

Kunyay: "You asked what we were if we were not witches. I will tell you! We are prophets of the ALMIGHTY GOD! You have wounds just like those we healed! AND AS I HAVE SAID TO THEM I WILL SAY TO YOU, BIRDO MUNCHAKOOPAS! AND BY JESUS' STRIPES, BE HEALED!"

(Instantly, all the bandages fell off. All her wounds were perfectly 100% healed. Not even a scar. Her tongue repaired itself. Her eye color turned to pink instead of black. She was healed by Jesus's power.)