(Birdo ate those peaches and apples up and drank all the fruit juice. That was the best meal she ever had. She ate every bit of it until the pot was completely empty. She wasn't one bit scared of getting possessed or poisoned this time. She never felt better. Meanwhile outside the lab Kemmy had ran off to see Pail. Kemmy was unaware Kunyay changed Birdo's mind.)
Kemmy: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Got out of there just in time! I set the electrical cord up for Tank to electrocute Birdo!"
Pail: "HAHAHAHAHA! Excellent! That takes care of the last of them!"
Kemmy: "Imagine Kunyay going in there only to find out SHE'S DEAD! Not only that I can still fake my nice approach as being the good guy! Imagine the COMPLETE TOTAL EMOTIONAL PAIN Tank had to go through putting his OWN DAUGHTER down!? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! OOOH I CAN JUST SEE HIM CRYING OUT TO GOD SAYING "WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP HER!?" Not knowing he was resisting the help this entire time!"
Pail: "Not only that, she thinks God hates her! After the talk I had with her BIRDO IS PROBABLY SCREAMING IN TORMENT IN HELL! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Imagine. They think I'm a true preacher! I only work for satan!"
Kemmy: "I can then say, "Oh look! Kunyay possessed Tank to kill his own daughter!" PHAHAHAHAHA! OH THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY! Not only did I drive her to suicide, I also took care of that little so called prophet! Yoshi is on our side, Birdo is dead, and so is the little super warrior destined to expose all corruption! Imagine how horrible Birdo must've felt right before she died!? STILL THINKING I'M ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY!? I even printed out a fake ID card for my job and snapped it to get them to think I was quitting. Who do they think I am!? Those babies parts sell for some goooooooooood money! I ain't never quitting!"
Pail: "Those fools never knew we planned for her, Yoshi, and their baby to die all from the very beginning! Planned for her to have an abortion, planned for Yoshi to get mad and fight her, planned for her to commit suicide. They never stood a chance! Plus we also have Mario, Peach, Kamic, and Ally on our side as well, with the public believing we're trying to save them from Kunyay's virus WHICH IS REALLY OUR VIRUS! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Kemmy: "I bet Kunyay and Brega are crying their eyes out right now over the death of Birdo! They got there a bit too late didn't they!? Mario! Peach! Report for duty!"
(Mario and Peach enter carried by a helicopter)
Mario and Peach (monotone robotic voice): "Reporting for duty ma'am"
Kemmy: "Say... How about now that Yoshi's island is under our control, spread some fear in the mushroom kingdom as well. Put the poison in those worthless toads and make sure you spout Kunyay and Brega's names all throughout the land claiming they commanded you to do so! Then act like when we show up, we're trying to save you!"
Mario and Peach: "Yes... Ma'am"
Kunyay: "I'm sorry, but there will be no fear spread throughout the mushroom kingdom!"
Kemmy: "WHAT!? KUNYAY!"
(Kunyay appears from behind a tree along with Ruby.)
Ruby: "I recorded your entire conversation! Wonder what mister Bowser will think of this?"
Pail: "Oh we'll stop you from showing that to Bowser!"
(Pail takes out a wand and shoots a bullet at Ruby. Kunyay gets in front.)
Kunyay: "You'll have to get though me!"
Kemmy: "I thought you had to go save Dr. E gadd from suicide eh? Looks like he'll die!"
Kunyay: "Brega is doing that. I decided to come and save Mario from your control!"
(Kemmy gets out her broomstick and floats on it.)
Kemmy: "Bring it on!"
Pail: "2 verses one!"
Kunyay: "One prophet of God is more than a thousand of you witches!"
(Kemmy shoots at the tree causing it to fall. Kunyay grabs the tree and uses it as a bat to hit Kemmy. Pail meanwhile went to attack Ruby and pinned Ruby to the ground.)
Pail: "STAND BACK! Or your video is history!"
Kunyay: "That was sent to my cell phone wirelessly."
Pail: "Oh... uh..."
(Kunyay pointed at Pail and he levitated off. He was thrown back one mile. Ruby ran back to Kunyay's base.)
Kunyay: "Now as for Mario and Peach..."
Kemmy: "Mario Peach RUN! I order you!"
(Mario and Peach try to run. But a wall arises and stops them. Kunyay walks up to them. They both attack Kunyay with punches and fireballs. Which do no damage. Kunyay puts his hands on their shoulders.)
Kunyay: "By Jesus mighty name I cast out that virus inside of you! BE HEALED!"
(Their pupils returned to their normal size. Mario said)
Mario: "What the heck is going o- EEK! KUNYAY!"
Kunyay: "RUN! GET OUT! DO NOT try to defend Kemmy or else you will certainly die next time!"
Peach: "I won't just let Kemmy fall to your control!"
(Kemmy was charging up for a bullet to shoot. Kunyay knew she was going to try to kill Peach and Mario with it.)
Kunyay: "I said GET OUT!"
(Kunyay levitated Peach and Mario and threw them against a tree out of the way of the bullet. They ran away thinking Kunyay was trying to hurt them. Kemmy shot the bullet at Kunyay right after he threw them and knocked him down to the ground.)
Kemmy: "Oh look! Two more afraid of you now! Two more afraid of your God!"
(Kunyay got up and ran up to Kemmy with super speed and punched the wand out of her hand. He grabbed Kemmy by the throat.)
Kunyay: "Torturing a little baby makes me want to torment you to death! But going further to make the mother commit suicide? AND MAKING A SPECIAL VIRUS FOR THE FATHER!? You've gone way too far!"
(Pail throws a rock into Kunyay, but it doesn't do any harm. It shatters into a million pieces. Kunyay is blinded by the dust. He realizes Kemmy has escaped and he is holding onto a piece of rock.)
Kunyay: "Once Kamic is shown the truth, he will take care of you! A death by your own son will be much more excruciating than me dealing with you!"
(Kunyay vanishes. Pail and Kemmy are gone. Kemmy went back to the lab to check on Tank. Kemmy entered the lab.)
Kemmy: "Hello? Tank?"
(Kemmy walks all the way down stairs to see Birdo with a stuffed belly and an empty pot.)
Birdo: "That was the most delicious meal me e-"
Kemmy: "EEK BIRDO! H-H-HOW ARE Y-YOU... ALIVE!?"
Birdo: "Kemmy! I been wrong all along! Kunyay and Brega were really the good guys! He and Brega saved me! I gonna go out and tell everyone how horrible abortion is now! Plus they recovered a video from the trash about Yoshi actually saved the baby! Tank put the child back in me! I pregnant again! Isn't that great!"
Kemmy: "Oh no! Not you too! You've been possessed by Kunyay!"
Birdo: "NO NO NO! THAT'S NOT IT KUNYAY CAN'T PO-"
(Kemmy shot a bullet at Birdo and she jumped out of the way.)
Birdo: "Kemmy PLEASE! Kunyay and Brega NOT EVIL!?"
Kemmy: "I know that. You know that. But what will the public think?"
Birdo: "WHAT!?"
Kemmy: "You see Birdo,"
(Kemmy raises the pot up and throws it at Birdo. She is hit and falls to the ground.)
Kemmy: "I've been your enemy all along! HAHAHAHA! AND WHEN I KILL YOU I CAN SAY "Oh how sad Kunyay got another one." and what will everyone believe!? YOU'RE FINISHED! YOU AND YOUR BABY!"
(Kemmy points her wand to the doors which entrap Birdo. Kemmy wals up and raises her wand up again.)
Kemmy: "Goodbye Bird-"
(And Tank spits some orange looking liquid at Kemmy's wand. It falls to the ground covered in it.)
Tank: "Did you forget about me!?"
Kemmy: "Tank! OOOH!"
(Kemmy runs over to the wand and it's stuck to the ground. Kemmy tries to grab it but trips trying to get it. Tank runs up to Kemmy.)
Tank: "All this time YOU'VE BEEN RYING TO KILL MY DAUGHTER!"
(Tank makes an egg and throws it at Kemmy. Kemmy gets hit and runs up the stairs.)
Pail: "Not just her!"
(Pail shoots a bullet at Tank. Birdo manages to finally push the doors down.)
Pail: "We can't beat you with just me! But now that you work for God, we'll make your lives a living hell! Think you were living on the curb before!? Now you're in for every demonic power in hell! WE WILL STOP THE PROPHECY! And just for clarification I am NOT a preacher! I AM A WITCH! And the husband of Kemmy!"
(Pail shot the entrance to the door and it closed. They ran off. But Kemmy lost her wand. By the time Tank got the door open it was too late. Gone.)
Tank: "RATS they're gone!"
Birdo: "That ok. My baby still alive and that all that matters. I can also tell other people what me did!"
Tank: "Not if they spread the lies we are under Kunyay's power!"
Birdo: "Hm... Well. They told me what to do. I just gonna do that."
Tank: "Alright. God's got this."
Birdo: "Also we gonna go to Kunyay's church on Sunday right?"
Tank: "Right. Also, I found a hidden room in the playground. I place where Yoshi grew fruit trees and other food."
Birdo: "Oh goodie!"
Tank: "Well. It was a hard day. It's time for bed."
Birdo: "Alright. where's the spare diapers?"
Tank: "I put them in the video diary room under the computer."
Birdo: "OK!"
(Birdo skipped in there. Tank noticed something different about her. "She didn't blush at all. No looking down. No sadness. Nothing!" Birdo came out)
Birdo: "Alright ready for bed!"
Tank: "Jelly... you're much happier than before!"
Birdo: "Uh huh! Yoshi's baby is gonna live! Who cares what me gotta go through for a life?"
Tank: "Wow. I'm glad you're feeling better about that. Well. I'm exhausted. Time for bed."
(They all go into Yoshi's homemade bedroom and go to sleep. Birdo slept the soundest and quietest she's ever slept in her whole life. Because she was happy about her decision. The next day Birdo got up excited to go visit Kunyay at Wart's former castle. She got up super excited. Ran over to Tank.)
Birdo: "Daddy it's time to go to church it's time to go to church!"
(Birdo shook him violently)
Tank: "Jelly... it's... 8:00 AM. Come on let's wait a bit."
Birdo: "I gonna go without you then! Bye!"
Tank: "Bye."
(Birdo almost forgot to change. She ran back in and took care of herself and ran out. She ran as fast as she could to Wart's former castle. When she got there, the whole castle had been demolished and she saw an entrance to the former basement with many arrows and signs (None of which she could read.) and a huge carpet being swept by... Mouser? Who was whistling.)
Birdo: "Mouser!? What are you doing here!?"
Mouser: "Well when I was told to get lost by King Boo Kunyay found me shortly after and told me about this new life! I work for God, a much better master who doesn't whip me when I do wrong! It's wonderful! In other words, King Boo told me to get lost, but I totally failed and was found! I've been working here cleaning the place ever since."
Birdo: "So that's what happened to you! Alright... can me... come in?"
Mouser: "Sure! We love as many to come as we can get. However, what is that you're wearing?"
Birdo: "I pregnant. But the baby is close to my bladder so I can't hold anything."
Mouser: "OH MY GOD!"
Birdo: "What?"
Mouser: "YOU'RE THE-... YOURE THE... No... I think Kunyay should tell you instead."
Birdo: "Erm... ok."
(Birdo walked up to the door leading underground. She could hear music from the outside.)
Kunyay: "You called my naa-aame"
"And I ran out of that grave!"
"Out of the darkness"
"Into your glorious day!"
"I needed rescue"
"My sin was heavy"
"But chains break at the weight of your glory"
"I needed shelter"
"I was an orphan"
"But now you call me a citizen of heaven!"
(That one line about being an orphan hit Birdo right in the heart. She started crying tears of joy. She ran into that door and ran downstairs to the church. She saw all of Wart's former minions jumping and singing. Luigi, Rexie, Daisy, and Ruby as well.)
"When I was broken!"
"I needed healing"
"Now your love is the air that I'm breathing!"
"I have a future"
"My eyes are open"
"Cause when you called my name..."
"I RAN OUT OF THAT GRAVE!"
(Kunyay stopped singing. He came out into the center of of the stage. They kept playing the instruments.)
Kunyay: "Listen up! God told me to play that song for a very special someone. And he is speaking to me now! The spirit of the lord says: "YOU! You have come to my church! No! It is not an enemy this time! It is one of my anointed one's! YOU! You know who you are! Identify yourself, don't be shy! How can you stand up to satan if you can't simply come up here in front of other Christians!? Identify yourself! Or I will do it for you." Says the spirit of God."
(Birdo heard the holy spirit but no one else could)
Holy spirit: "Go GO! Yes you Birdo!"
Birdo: "Here I am!"
(Birdo waved her arms wide and high.)
Birdo: "Me think it's me!"
Kunyay: "Yes you! Come up here! The spirit of the lord says "Another prophecy has just been fulfilled!""
(The minions and others began to shout and clap. Birdo walked up on the stage)
Kunyay: "He says "I have given you an incredible job Birdo! You are unaware of your incredible power! I will allow my prophet to show you what his master has said.""
Birdo: "What what?"
Kunyay: "And that's the end of his message. I know what he's talking about. Sit down. Mouser come over here and get her a seat please."
(Mouser ran in.)
Mouser: "Right away sir!"
(Mouser picked up one of the seats in the audience and brought it upstage. Birdo sat down.)
Kunyay: "I'd like to explain to the audience a little about you. So, how'd you like the fulfillment of God taking down Wart huh?"
(Cheers)
Kunyay: "Yes! Isn't God good? Turned his evil castle into a church! And as for you Birdo... When I first heard about you... 36 years ago, I never thought you'd be this... Well cute like a child."
Brega: "Yeah Birdo you and Yoshi are adorable. I never thought you two would be like this."
Birdo: "36 YEARS AGO!? BUT I ONLY 17!"
Kunyay: "Oh let us explain! "
Brega: "Well this is a much older prophecy by my master, Tim Cement. See, Birdo has something called swyer syndrome."
(Some mouths opened in the audience. Some didn't)
Kunyay: "I see some of you know where I'm going with this."
Birdo: "What what!?"
Brega: "Sssh be patient! Anyway, you all know her husband Yoshi. Well science says it's impossible for her to get pregnant. However, anything is possible with God. See this what she's wearing? That's because BIRDO IS PREGNANT and her bladder isn't accepting it very well.!"
(A few in the audience cheered. Some didn't know why this was important.)
Kunyay: "Let me show you a recording of my pastor Tim Cement."
(Kunyay got the remote and pushed a button for the TV. Tim Cement was in the same room on the recording talking.)
Tim: "The lord says: "And after the apprentice of Tim, there shall come an even greater prophet! One with both natural powers, and spiritual! This particular prophet, will be so nice, so kind, and what some would even call cute, NO ONE will DARE call him a witch! You haters say "But prophet, where's the sign of this super prophet? How will we know which one? What miracle is there in that?" Well then. You haters also say gender is non existent and some with swyer syndrome are exceptions. I WILL SHOW YOU THE DIFFERENCE! Can a woman with swyer syndrome get pregnant? Not in your world. But with God ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE! The prophet will be born from the belly of a girl with what you have identified as swyer syndrome! I call it, no seed case 3! SHE IS A FEMALE by birth! and the prophet will be her seed! She will be a girl from Yoshi's island, yes this one will succeed my apprentice Kunyay and will be EVEN MORE POWERFUL than him! NO ONE will call this one a witch! However, the devil comes to steal kill and destroy. He will try to kill this child before it's born. It may even look like he is dead. Why am I telling you this? Because when you see the bad news of the child has been aborted, you will know I have protected him! He will expose ALL corruption and bring down ALL wicked rulers! ALL OF THEM! And they will not have anything evil to say about him!" Rejoice! SHOUT! Give praise to the living God!"
(And the clip ended. Birdo finally understood why she has been attacked so harshly. They had to stop that child from being born. Her child was going to grow up to be an amazing prophet! A hero! Birdo sat there in amazement. She stayed for the whole sermon which was on prophecy and hearing from the holy spirit. Tank came in halfway through. Birdo loved it.)
(The next chapter will explain everything from the beginning from Kunyay's perspective. )
