Yoshi and Birdo IT isn't worth it

by PhoenixStormJr

After a scary bedtime story about the shroobs Birdo tries to calm down her husband Yoshi. But her efforts are worthless when a REAL ALIEN INVASION HAPPENS! Yoshi is terrified of the strongest one, the Yoob. To make matters worse Birdo defies science and somehow gets pregnant. Will she be able to raise a family, carry a child and fight or will she take the EASY way out?

32. Chapter 32 retold

(This chapter explains what actually happened.)

Chapter 1 An "ordinary" snowball fight

(before anything happened)

Kunyay: "Move the rock a little further."

(Brega kept pushing a huge boulder)

Kunyay: "STOP! ALRIGHT in 2 years Birdo will fight Mario and lose, Yoshi will come later and save her."

Brega: "His curiosity will definitely get him to climb up on this rock. By then it will be covered in snow making it a small mountain."

Kunyay: "Perfect to hear Birdo's crying. She is definitely the chosen one."

(They leave.)

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(Yoshi runs towards the mountain then stops all of a sudden)

Penny: "What's wrong? Scared?"

Yoshi: "Does penny hear that?"

(A sound of a girl crying is heard)

(Kunyay says off in the distance)

Kunyay: "FINALLY! I sure felt bad for her crying all alone."

Brega: "But if we saved her, Yoshi would never get to save her. Birdo would not be as happy. Plus the chosen one would never be born without Yoshi."

Kunyay: "I know. It hurts me to hear someone as young as her, only 15 years old crying like that."

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Chapter 2 Hospital stay and Yoshis feelings

(Birdo stands up and gets on Yoshi's back. Yoshi walks in the door.)

Dr Tank: "Good evening Yoshi. YIKES! Is that Birdo!?"

Yoshi: "Birdo out in cold weather for a month. She frozen. Me and Daddy dig her out. She not able to talk at all."

(Kunyay from outside)

Kunyay: "IT'S THE CHOSEN ONE OF GOD YOU IDIOT!"

Brega: "Shut up they'll hear us!"

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Chapter 3 Harsh truth

Yoshi: "What that mean? Birdo is a boy? But her nose is a girls nose!"

Dr Tank: "You've never heard of swyer syndrome have you?"

Kunyay: "Perfect! We got the right one!"

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Chapter 5 Birdo's sad life

(Birdo arrives at her… "home" which is just the underside of a bridge with a sheet) "If Yoshi see this place he definitely not like me. Yoshi is just SO CUTE! Me hope he just too embarrassed to say he not like me… Oh who I kidding? Yoshi would never like me.

(Kunyay is watching her.)

Kunyay: "Aaaw. I want to go over there and tell her he will like her SO BAD! She looks so alone. I want to help somehow."

(Kemmy comes up behind them)

Kemmy: "HEY! What are you doing here!?"

Brega: "Busted."

Kemmy: "I was sent by Wart to bring Birdo back! But I see I'll need to deal with you creeps first!"

Kunyay: "You picked the wrong 2 to mess with!"

(They beat the pulp out of Kemmy who runs away. Kemmy goes and talks with Ruby and Boshi (Ruby later becomes good) and informs them about Birdo having swyer syndrome. They spread the news like wildfire. And Kemmy also tells them Birdo will be coming by the next day and to get ready to bully her. Kunyay and Brega are unaware and go to Yoshi's house to make sure he's doing fine. But when Birdo doesn't arrive on time they try to find her.)

(Birdo searches for an alternative route to Yoshi's house which takes 2 hours to sneak past all the bullies.)

Wart: "Alright minions! Ready to launch our surprise atta-"

Kunyay: "Ready for the counter surprise attack!?"

Wart: "WHA-!?"

(They chase him off. Back at Wart's castle)

Wart: "Who are these two!?"

Mouser: "Sir they are prophets of God almighty."

Wart: "We need to find a way to stop them! They can't keep interfering with my plans!"

Mouser: "Sir their goal is to destroy your kingdom."

Wart: "Ain't gonna happen!"

Mouser: "Kunyay said "Behold. The lord says "Do you see this wicked frog king? God will rise up King Bowser to deal with him. And in this, his kingdom will see God's goodness along with Bowsers kingdom! And my prophets will turn his castle into a church" says the living God!""

Wart: "Well bright guy tell me how to stop them!?"

Mouser: "Uuuuuuuuh"

Wart: "You tell me THIS INSTANT! before I come over there and knock your teeth out!"

Mouser: "Uuuuuuuuuh"

(Wart gets up)

Mouser: "uM spread lies about them!"

Wart: "What type of lies!?"

Mouser: "They're... not prophets but witches!"

Wart: "Excellent idea!"

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Chapter 6 Embarrassment and Delight.

Birdo: "Me super late so far. Cut on right cheek. Hopefully me not embarrass myself too much... not in front of my crush. *knock knock*"

(Kunyay is hiding in the bush.)

Kunyay: "Mission success. Yoshi should be the one to save her from now on. That will cause her to like him even more. Let's go home Brega"

Brega: "Alright."

(They vanish.)

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Chapter 11 Right before the terror.

(Yoshi and Birdo walk in and Jewel and Happy drive off. Little did Jewel know, she wouldn't return in an hour to pick them up. When the two get home Kemmy is outside running and acting like she is in fear.)

Happy: "Hey hey hey! What's wrong!?"

Kemmy: "These *pant* two evil *pant* witches *pant* are trying to kill me!"

Jewel: "Who are they!?"

Kemmy: "Kunyay and Brega! Please *pant* you have to save me!"

Happy: "We'll get them!"

(Meanwhile spying on them from their church.)

Kunyay: "We weren't anywhere near Kemmy chasing her."

Brega: "*sigh* this is the price for being good."

(End of spying.)

Kemmy: "King Boo *Pant* was sent by them... to kill me!"

Jewel: "Let's go!"

(Spying)

Kunyay: "Great! We can't just go save them with them thinking we aren't on their side! They'll fight us! We'll just have to amp up Birdo's powers to stop King Boo. I hope Yoshi and Birdo get done soon so they can fight."

Brega: "I have n idea on how to get them to see we're actually the good guys!"

Kunyay: "Huh?"

Brega: "We must find them when all hope seems lost and then come in at the last moment and save them!"

Kunyay: "Alright. Let's see what we can do."

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Mouser: "I'm the one that hired you to do this job. An employee can't fire the employer"

King Boo: "You forgot what the job even was."

Mouser: "Yes... What is the job?"

King Boo: "Uh let's see... The job is a scientific study to see how fast you can get lost. Now start getting lost!"

Mouser: "Ok sir! I will get lost for you."

(Mouser walks away in a random direction)

Kunyay: "Howdy!"

Mouser: "AAAAH WHO ARE YOU WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!?"

Kunyay: "I'm here to give you a better life. Don't you hate getting whipped by Wart all day?"

Mouser: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... Won't he yell at me for answering?"

Kunyay: "Not if you don't work for him any more."

Mouser: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut won't he kill me?"

Kunyay: "Not if I kill him first."

(Mouser walks away with Kunyay. He never returns.)

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Chapter 13, Birdo's unknown strength

(Birdo blows as hard as she can against Boshi. He drops the knife and flies towards the wall putting a dent in it. Birdo while still blowing picks up the knife. She walks towards Boshi and her belly is finally out of wind. She grabs him by the neck and holds him against the wall.)

Birdo: "I'll make sure you never bully ANYONE AGAIN! Cause you'll be DEAD!"

(Kunyay is outside)

Kunyay: "Wooooooow. I think we gave her too much power!"

Yoshi: "Birdo stop! That not right!"

Brega: "Good thing Yoshi's merciful."

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Chapter 14 the end of a legend

King Boo: "ANSWER ME! YOU GOT 5 SECONDS!"

(Kunyay): "Come on Birdo ATTACK!"

Yoshi: "I NO WANT ANYONE TO SUFFER! YOSHI WANNA KEEP BIRDO! AND MAMA AND PAPA! PLEEEEEASE!"

King Boo: "TOO LATE!"

(Brega): "BIRDO!"

(A bomb blows up and dirt flies all over the place. Yoshi and Birdo fall backwards.)

(Later after Birdo leaves.)

Kunyay: "If we go over to Yoshi, what are the chances Kemmy will show up and say we're witches?"

Brega: "I wish there was something we could do..."

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Chapter 15 Birdo's lone battle

Kunyay: "About time"

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Chapter 17 Standing firm

(Q's are in session)

Q9: "NO NO NO NO NO! Kunyay's prophet Tim will be right AGAIN!"

Q8: "Patience! We are still unknown."

Q3: "We must find a way to scare them into not mating. Then the chosen prophet will be born!"

Q9: "I got it! I control most of Yoshi's island. I will show up and say that the bible says not to marry! That will do the trick!"

Q8: "To make it even better I can also come in and pretend to be on their side working against you Q9."

Q9: "Perfect! Ready to fight friendly foe?"

Q8: "Ready to fight!"

(They shake hands.)

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Chapter 18 "New" life?

(Yoshi and Birdo have just set off in the boat heading for the Mushroom kingdom. Yoshi is on the left paddling and Birdo is on the right paddling. Yoshi isn't saying anything and Birdo starts feeling sympathy.)

(Meanwhile Kunyay and Brega are looking for them in Yoshi's island.)

Kunyay: "Did they break up? Where are they?"

Brega: "I saw Pail telling them the bible said not for them to marry. They banished them from the island."

Kunyay: "Obviously they went to the mushroom kingdom. Let's go!"

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Chapter 19 Planning

Yoshi: "Yup! Birdo's cheeks were so cute!"

Birdo: "Yoshi like Blushing?"

Yoshi: "Yeah. Quite a lot!"

(Birdo points to a peach tree.)

Birdo: "OOOH! My favorite!"

(Birdo opens her mouth and begins inhaling. She gobbles about 10 of them.)

(Kunyay and Brega are at the top of one of the trees watching.)

Brega: "Yoshi's kind of strange."

Kunyay: "Just let the prophecy play out."

(Meanwhile someone covering their face in a black coat showed up with goombas and koopas in flying ships. Yoshi and Birdo were unaware.)

Kunyay: "Who is that?"

Brega: "I don't feel power emanating off the person in the black coat. It must not be God."

(They flew up to the ship and the person tried to attack them. They beat them back. This person's mission was to kill Yoshi and Birdo. But who it was was unknown.)

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Yoshi: "Me can't *yawns* let down such a *yawns* cute girl! I gonna make a shell then come back!"

(Yoshi slowly picks Birdo's arm off his back. Then sneaks off. Yoshi is going to his secret lab)

Yoshi: "Think an ocean will keep Dr. Joy off of Yoshi's island!? HA!"

(Yoshi presses a button on the boat turning it into a submarine. He takes the underwater entrance to his lab)

Yoshi: "Neah neah! PFPFPFPFT! (With his tongue) Now to build... *Yawns* that shell."

Chapter 22 One lie is all it takes

(While they were playing though... There was yelling downstairs)

Mario: "THEY ARE UPSTAIRS 3 ROOMS TO THE RIGHT!"

(Kunyay is outside)

Kunyay: "We need to intervene!"

Brega: "Those cops are trying to do good but don't realize what is actually going on! Do we fight them or let them go!?"

Holy spirit (Who's inside of them): "Let them go. This will show to the island how cruel Pail truly is."

Kunyay: "Alright."

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Chapter 23 Who to trust?

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(Kunyay and Brega are in their church.)

Holy Spirit: "Call the number ###-###-#### NOW! Tell him to fill up his car with gas IMMEDIATELY! He will say it's on full and you respond JUST DO IT!"

Kunyay: "Erm... ok?"

(Kunyay calls Luigi.)

Kunyay: "Luigi, go fill up your car with gas RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT! It's an emergency!"

Luigi: "How do you-a know my name and-a number!? Who is-a this!? Why should I go fill up-a my car I just got-a back from doing-a that!"

Kunyay: "GO NOW! You'll find out on the way there!"

Luigi: "Erm... OkeyDokey!"

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Chapter 24 THIS is our friend?

Luigi: "THAT GUY! THE BIG MEAN ONE! NOOOOO!"

Birdo: "WHO!?"

Tank: "Luigi, if you're too chicken to help then I suggest you leave now."

Luigi: "Welp! See ya!"

(Luigi runs off)

Luigi: "I wonder how that dude knew Birdo was on the road crying?"

(Luigi takes out his phone and calls the mysterious number back.)

Kunyay: "You've reached Kunyay and Brega's ministries Lord of Angels church home of God's prophets how may I help you?"

Luigi: "You called-a me and told-a me to fill up my car. How did-a you know Birdo was-a on the road!?"

Kunyay: "I already answered your question in my opening statement. Home of God's prophets. He told me to call you and fill up your car with gas."

Luigi: "YOU CAN-A TALK TO GOD!?"

Kunyay: "Sure we can! You can too if you believe!"

Luigi: "YAAAAAHOOOOO! I want-a to meet you! Where-a are you!?"

Kunyay: "We're in Wart's basement."

Luigi: "WHAT!?"

Kunyay: "Wart's basement. Our church is in his basement and we preach to his minions getting them to leave his side. Want to join?"

Luigi: "How can I get-a in!?"

Kunyay: "Simple. Watch this."

(Kunyay appeared in front of Luigi. He grabbed Luigi's arm and they teleported to Wart's basement.)

Kunyay: "See?"

Luigi: "Wow!"

Brega: "Hey Weeg!"

Luigi: "You two are the coolest!"

Kunyay: "You mean God working through us is the coolest!"

Luigi: "Oh... right."

Brega: "Anyway we need your help. See, Kemmy is a witch that's spreading this idea we're bad witches and she's a good witch. We're certain she'll show up if we try to help Yoshi and Birdo so we need you to do it for us."

Luigi: "Well... How-a can I get anywhere without-a my car?"

Kunyay: "Here's a new car. Now can you go to the village?"

Luigi: "Certainly!"

(Luigi gets in his car and they also get in. Luigi stop's driving when he gets to the village)

Luigi: "Hm... Well... I-a can't let-a Birdo down! I'll-a help outside of that guy's sight."

Kunyay: "Good for you! Thank you so much!"

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Chapter 25 HORRIFYING prophecy

Kemmy: "I WASN'T FINISHED YET! Well, she'll throw a fret. I was going to say, "At least not YET!" Yoshi will be killed, and through an anger BIRDO WILL BE THE MURDERER. You cry and cry because he has died. But he can't stop the attack! Nothing will bring him back! Not true love's kiss, nor prayers to your abyss! Nothing at all! The ring is useless! Nothing will bring him back! Not even to say "Sorry about your baby". Stop asking him to open his eyes, HE HAS DIED!... AND I'M NOT A DUDE! Do I really look like a guy in this outfit?"

Kamic: "Yes mom. The weird mask makes you look like a guy."

Kemmy: "I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT!"

(Kemmy chases Kamic out of the room with a broonstick.)

(Just noticed the typo. Broonstick. Oh well.)

(After Kamic runs off)

Kemmy: "Birdo doesn't even know that "prophecy" is all part of our plan. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I will cause Yoshi to be infected with a virus, causing Birdo to be the murderer and I will cause Birdo to abort the prophet causing the marriage ring to be useless. That ain't no prophecy THAT'S MY PLAN!"

Chapter 26 Jail break

Yellow guard: "HEY! IT'S THAT CRIMINAL BIRDO! GUYS I GOT HER!"

Birdo: "Great! Now what!?"

Yoshi: "Birdo shouldn't have... broken the window!"

(Kunyay is outside)

Kunyay: "In the name of Jesus christ let them get out safely... Also... make fun of the guard. Cause him to mess up."

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Chapter 28 THE END

(Bowser went up first and Birdo followed after him as well as Tank even though he was injured. When Bowser got to the top he ran into a room with a white door and layed Yoshi down.)

Bowser: "TANK YOU GOT ALL THE EQUIPMENT YOU NEED! YOU BETTER GET YOSHI BACK OR ELSE I'M GONNA LOCK YOU UP!"

Tank: "Right away sir!"

(Tank hurried over to Yoshi. Blood was dripping from his chest due to the gunshot. He was very weak, but cared for Yoshi more then his self. But the ship shook)

(After they left the room.)

Tank: "It doesn't look like there's anything I can do! Yoshi needs a blood transfusion I can't-... do... an..."

(Tank collapses on the floor.)

Kunyay: "We'll take over from here doctor."

Brega: "We got these containers with Jesus Christ's blood. That should do the trick."

(They hook up the blood to Yoshi and leave Tank wakes up later.)

Tank: "Gosh... what happened?... How'd this blood get here? Oh well no time for questions let's go with it!"

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Bowser: "Alright Kunyay! I got Birdo and Yoshi just like you wanted."

Kunyay: "EXCELLENT! The plan is going smoothly. Also how'd you like my little trick with those guards?"

Bowser: "THAT WAS YOUR DOING!? I thought those guards were just idiots."

Kunyay: "Nah! Had to use our powers to make them dumb. It wore off soon after Yoshi got out."

Bowser: "COOL! Also Peach tried to get Birdo to go to her kingdom. She went with me instead because I'm more powerful."

Kunyay: "Good thing you stopped her. That would ruin everything." (Knowing Peach would not protect them from Kemmy)

Bowser: "Sure would. Considering what we need her for (Her baby). Birdo will definitely help us. Do you think she'll do it willingly or will we have to force her?" (Force her to get pregnant by Yoshi.)

Kunyay: "Forcing her will obviously get them to turn against us. Then again, she won't do it willingly either. We'll have to trick her into doing it." (Trick her into having the baby)

Bowser: "Think if she knew what we were doing she'd stay in our castle?"

Kunyay: "HEAVENS NO! No way someone like her and Yoshi would do that! (Too immature) They'd DEFINITELY go with Peach if they knew!"

Bowser: "Peach tried to warn Birdo I had a trick up my sleeve. Boy she didn't know how right she was!"

Kunyay: "Birdo is the most important. She doesn't have any clue what we need her swyer syndrome for." (Only one who can fulfill the prophecy)

Bowser: "We totally have both of them fooled! How long do you think it will take?"

Kunyay: "Considering their age? They won't be able to do it now. Birdo is 15 and Yoshi is 14. When they get older they'll get stronger. My guess is about 2 years."

Bowser: "BWAHAHAHAHA! THEN THE KINGDOMS OF THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED! AND OUR ARMIES WILL RULE THEM!"

Kunyay: "They have no idea how powerful they truly are. And all of that power will be for our kingdom and our master... Who is Jesus Christ."

Bowser: 'So just to be sure, I will still have my kingdom right?"

Kunyay: "If you remain loyal to the father God. We have to get Yoshi and Birdo to mate for the child, but Birdo clearly doesn't want a child. We will have to trick her into having the baby."