Yoshi and Birdo IT isn't worth it

by PhoenixStormJr

After a scary bedtime story about the shroobs Birdo tries to calm down her husband Yoshi. But her efforts are worthless when a REAL ALIEN INVASION HAPPENS! Yoshi is terrified of the strongest one, the Yoob. To make matters worse Birdo defies science and somehow gets pregnant. Will she be able to raise a family, carry a child and fight or will she take the EASY way out?

33. Chapter 33 retold part 2

(Birdo vs ? chapter 14 is the worst part in the great reveal. If you aren't going to read the whole thing, read chapter 14 Birdo vs ? down below)

chapter 1 Marriage?

(Bowser left for his throne and Kunyay vanished.)

Bowser: "Who even is that Kunyay? How does he do all of his curses anyway? How did he become so powerful?"

(Kunyay appeared in front of him)

Kunyay: "They are not curses. I thought I made this clear to you I was chosen by Jesus Christ?"

Bowser: "Well..."

Kunyay: "You should've held off on the marriage. They are not strong enough to fight against satan yet! Birdo also doesn't know what abortion truly is! YOU have hurt them far more than me crashing the marriage! Because of this, YOU have caused Yoshi to fall under a REAL curse by a virus, he will lose all control of his mind, Birdo will have an abortion, and when she finds out what it really is she'll attempt suicide! YOU have caused this!"

Bowser: "I didn't know all that would happen."

Kunyay: "But you know what I told you! Have I ever been wrong!? YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED! Next time I WILL TELL YOU TO FIRE SOMEONE VERY IMPORTANT! YOU BETTER DO IT OR THIS WHOLE PROPHECY IS TRASH! Both Yoshi and Birdo will die along with their chosen baby if you disobey next time! This person will cause them to die!"

Bowser: "Alright. I'm sorry."

Kunyay: "You better listen. I really care about those two."

(Kunyay vanishes)

(Bowser layed down and went to sleep. The next morning Yoshi woke up at 10:21 AM. Everything in bold is something Kunyay said.)

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chapter 2 Strange day at work

Ruby: "Darling! How did you think I did with Altranz?"

Birdo: "Honey we've talked about this before! Why must you have the best of the best in this kingdom!?"

(Kemmy is outside the auditorium)

Kemmy: "HAHAHAHA! So long little chosen prophet!"

(Kemmy strikes a match and sets the building on fire. Kemmy ran off.)

(Yoshi is in the bathroom and he hears beeping from his hand)

Yoshi: "Oh come on!? Did a catastrophe have to happen while I going potty!? UGH!"

(Fire entered into the bathroom. Yoshi reached under his shell and got a light blue pill. He ate it)

Yoshi: "WAIT A MOMENT!"

(Yoshi blew ice at the fire and quickly finished up. Outside Kunyay sees Kemmy running away from the fire.)

Kunyay: "YOU! You caused this!"

Kemmy: "Go inside and save them and my spies will shout your name all over the place as the one who did it!"

Kunyay: "I might not be able to save them but I sure will bash your head in!"

(Kunyay started walking over to Kemmy)

Kemmy: "What's that? A security camera? What will everyone think of you? HAHAHAHAHA!"

Kunyay: "GRRRRRR! I HATE YOU!"

(Kunyay teleports to the other side of the building.)

Kunyay: "What can I do to-"

(Kunyay sees Yoshi break through the wall of the bathroom. He reaches under his shell and takes out a lab coat and quickly puts it on along with sunglasses)

Yoshi: "Well the emergency detector works. Hope these pills do fine."

(Yoshi takes out a purple one from his lab coat pocket and fly's on top of the building and smashes in)

Kunyay: "Hm. I didn't know he was a super hero. Well my job's done. Or more precisely Yoshi did it for me. Save Birdo without getting noticed."

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chapter 3 back to the island

(Ship3 then took out a sign. The sign read.)

Sign: "We will extract your DNA to figure out the best way to destroy you yoshis. After that we will create a shroob like replica of you!"

(Inside the ship the shroob was talking on the phone to Kemmy)

Shroob: "希望 Birdo 爱上这个愚蠢的标志" (Hope Birdo falls for this stupid sign. Don't try to use google translate on this. If you do I swear that's not what I intended it to mean. Its english to chinese for those brave enough to try it.)

Kemmy: "Birdo 会爱上这个标志，如果不是这个标志，她实际上会相信我是在试图救她。" (Birdo will fall for the sign and if not for the sign, she'll actually believe I'm trying to save her. Again don't google translate this!)

(Birdo couldn't read most of it. But she did read replica, DNA, and yoshis. She tried to get up and run but she couldn't move. She was terrified! The needle dug into her skin. Birdo screamed because it hurt her so much! But some yellow bullet came in and broke the needle. Birdo looked over who it was. KEMMY SHOWED UP TO SAVE HER!)

Kemmy: "GET LOST YOU WEIRD UGLY MORONS!"

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Birdo: "They put a needle in me to get my blood! I no know what for!"

Kemmy: "You couldn't read that sign!?" (Thinking: "Is my handwriting that bad?")

Birdo: "No."

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Kemmy: "Yoshi is already on the dock and went back to get you! I told him I would get you NOW GO BACK BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND AND COMES DOWN HERE!" (Totally lying)

Birdo: "Alright thanks Kemmy!"

(Birdo leaves)

Kemmy: "Fell right for my trap!"

(Birdo rushed to the top of the ship. But when she was running to the life boats, Kemmy shot a bullet causing: the ship snapped in half! Birdo ran away from the snap but a pole fell. Birdo jumped out of the way but it was rolling towards her. Kemmy got on her broomstick and flew to the other side of the poll. She could just barely see Kemmy behind it pushing the pole. (But she didn't know who it was) She got as far away as she could but she was at the edge of the ship! It rolled faster and faster)

(Meanwhile, Yoshi is at the bottom of the boat playing in the water. He notices the boat going down.)

Yoshi: "What's going on?"

Birdo: "AAAAAAH!"

(Yoshi hears Birdo screaming)

Yoshi: "Bye floaties!"

(Yoshi immediately grabs a pill and barely gets his lab coat on. He fly's up there and grabs Birdo.)

Kemmy: "So... Yoshi is a super hero huh? That puts a dent in our plans to stop the prophecy."

(Kemmy fly's away.)

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chapter 4 terrifying bedtime story

(When Rexie and Ally left Kemmy came and stopped them.)

Kemmy: "Hey Ally, mind if I play with Rexie?"

Ally: "Sure go for it!"

Kemmy: "Alright"

(Kemmy takes Rexie in the back. And tells Rexie the big lie about people being replaced by shroobs. Rexie later couldn't contain his excitement and told the story to Birdo and Yoshi later that day.)

chapter 5 a real alien invasion

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(Kemmy is talking with the news reporter)

Kemmy: "I want you to interview Princess Peach. I have set up something to cause her to lie about Kunyay and Brega"

Reporter: "Got it."

Kemmy: "But first go to Yoshi and Birdo's house. Look for any DNA around the house to suggest Birdo is pregnant."

Reporter: "We must stop the prophecy. Alright I'll check around."

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Birdo: "AHEM! Yoshi! My problem!"

Yoshi: "Oh yeah. Yeah. Well Kemmy we'd like to but Tank is examining something about Birdo."

Kemmy: "What is it?" (Thinking: "Could she be pregnant already!?")

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(Yoshi went with Kemmy into the house and waited. Birdo went to see Dr. Tank in his lab that he set up.)

(Inside Yoshi's house Kemmy told Yoshi she was going to use the bathroom)

Kemmy (On the phone): "Birdo told me she has some problem! I think she's pregnant! You have to show up and KILL HER THIS INSTANT!"

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(Yoshi takes the reporter inside.)

Yoshi: "This is the living room! Me and Birdo play with all those pillows ALOT!"

Reporter: "Where is Birdo?" (Thinking: I have to get a sample of her DNA.)

Yoshi: "Doctor's appointment. Now come with me. Here is the basement."

(Reporter thinks: "Great! Mission failed!")

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(Flying saucers came by and took multiple shots at Yoshi. They hit the reporter who fell on the ground but not Yoshi)

Yoshi: "Th-those are the alien saucers! AAAAAAH!"

(Yoshi got out and started running)

(The reporter gets up)

Reporter: "Perfectly faked that death!"

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Dr. Joy: "Hey sorry I'm late! Let's deal with these alien invaders!"

Kemmy: "Great! Call off the attack guys! The hero is here!"

(Kemmy showed up too realizing the attack was doomed because Dr. Joy saved her.)

Kemmy: "Don't forget me! I want in on the action! I'll get Dr. Tank to safety!"

(After they all left deep in the island)

Kemmy: "That was a total failure."

Yoob: "I know that Dr. Joy is my son Yoshi!"

Kemmy: "I hate him! OOOOH! Well, at least they still think I'm the good guy."

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chapter 6 Kunyay and Brega strike!

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(Before anything happened in Kunyay's Church Peach came up with a camera)

Kemmy: "Record everything you see. Get it all. I will edit out everything about God."

Peach: "Got it!"

Kemmy: "Go inside!"

(While Peach is going in the holy spirit is talking to Kunyay and Kunyay is crying)

Holy spirit: "Peach is coming in here at this very moment to make you look like an evil witch!"

Kunyay: "No! It can't be! Pe-peach is good!"

Holy spirit: "She just entered the church. You go and tell her what I tell you to say!"

Brega: "It... must be... a demon! Peach wo-would never do thi-is!"

(Peach enters the church with her camera and sits down. Here's the REAL message by Kunyay. Everything in bold was cut out by Kemmy)

Kunyay: "Before I give the lesson on healing... I just wanted to *sniffle* tell you... a warning. There is someone in here who does not belong. They have come to bring shame to our name and they are recording right now. YOU! YOU WHO HAS SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR THIS PLACE NOT TO WORSHIP GOD ALMIGHTY BUT TO BRING SHAME TO HIS PROPHET'S NAME!"

Brega: "YOU HAVE SEARCHED TO RECORD AND EDIT A VIDEO TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE WITCHES!"

Kunyay: "Listen up! YOU WILL GE YOUR VIDEO! Because you have done this it will cost a price! And the price is YOUR KINGDOM WILL BE CURSED BY THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!"

Brega: "The first to go will be your research center! It will be destroyed by a giant tornado!"

Kunyay: "However it is not your employees we're after! WE'RE AFTER YOU! YOU WHO IDENTIFIES AS PRINCESS PEACH! GET OUT NOW! This message is for those who want to hear, not to destroy! So since you have come to destroy, you will taste your own medicine! GET OUT! Lest the lord God puts another curse up-pon y-"

(Kunyay breaks down into tears. He couldn't finish the prophecy. Peach leaves in fear of getting cursed again)

Kunyay: "IT IS TRUE! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! SHE MUST N-NOT B-BE ACT-TING OUT OF H-HER WILL! Brega coul-d-d you giv-ve the mes-ssage today? I just..."

Brega: "It's ok Kunyay. I'll do it for you."

Kunyay: "I'm sorry g-guys. I just do-don't understand wh-why Peach would d-do this!"

(Kunyay leaves the stage crying.)

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Yoshi: "The reporter must've forgotten to turn this off."

(The reporter left that on, on purpose!)

(While they were talking Kunyay and Brega were talking in their new location to each other. Deep in the mountains of the mushroom kingdom)

Kunyay: "So they know who we are huh?"

Brega: "Yup. Also Kemmy is helping them."

Kunyay: "Show us more great King. Show us what is going on. Show us why Kemmy would help them."

(Kunyay and Brega grabbed each others hands and began speaking in a very strange language in sync with eachother)

Kunyay and Brega: "otasimulatata kelumatata. ochamulato kamuchohata!" (Heavenly language called speaking in tongues)

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Brega: "Let's go tell Bowser."

(Kunyay and Brega leave and go to Bowser's castle)

(On the way there)

Kunyay: "Kemmy can't keep saving them! It has to be US that saves them because Kemmy will talk Birdo into having an abortion!"

Brega: "Don't get into fear Kunyay! We have never failed before."

Kunyay: "I know it's just... that poor baby. Birdo. Yoshi... They're so innocent! They don't deserve this!"

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Brega: "Remember, if you turn chicken and cut out, your whole kingdom will be destroyed."

(Kunyay and Brega vanish and are back at their house)

Brega: "We can't take any chances! One wrong move and Kemmy will kill them!"

Kunyay: "But Birdo already knows about us."

Brega: "So does Yoshi."

Kunyay: "If only Bowser had waited a little longer before that marriage! WE HAVE TO ACT NOW! Before they figure out our plan!" (Plan being Birdo getting pregnant and giving birth)

Brega: "Yes. We'll go to Yoshi's island. And we will trick them."

Kunyay: "We can trick them into thinking it is any other cause Birdo's stomach is getting bigger. Also trick them into mating."

Brega: "They'll see it will all be worth it in the end. All children are a blessing. Not a problem... Well... they can sometimes create problems but overall are a blessing."

(Kunyay and Brega try to teleport but a voice tells them)

King: "Walk!"

Kunyay: "Yes sir!"

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(Kemmy fired a bullet at the ground opening up a ditch to try to cause Kunyay to fall in it. But Kunyay floated in mid air above the hole.)

Brega: "You'll never learn your magic is no match for us."

Kunyay: "Simple. Stop saving Birdo and you shall be spared. Just let whatever happens happen." (The pregnancy. Let them save her instead of Kemmy pretending to)

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Kemmy: "Humph! I might be weaker then those two but I'm not quitting on Birdo!"

(Kemmy got on her broomstick and flew to Yoshi's island.)

Kemmy: "I'll kill Birdo eventually!"

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Brega: "It sounds like you're getting afraid. You know that will corrupt the prophecy. "2 calm ones shall bring up the Warrior"?"

Kunyay: "Phew you're right. We must stay calm. Let's get started on laying the trap."

(They walked around Yoshi and Birdo's home doing something then hid.)

(Here's what they were really doing)

Kunyay: "We RELEASE the angels of protection around this house! We RELEASE the protection of God almighty!"

Brega: "Fulfill the prophecy Lord God! Give them hope and comfort! Let Birdo's mind be opened that a child is worth it!"

Kunyay: "We march around this house like those in the bible marching around the wall of Jericho. We command the wall of swyer syndrome to be broken! Let Birdo bring forth! Lord protect the child, protect Yoshi, protect Birdo! We release the angels! GO ANGELS!"

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(Kemmy is talking to the reporter)

Kemmy: "(blah blah blah blah) DON'T LET HIM PRETEND TO HUG YOU! DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU AT ALL COSTS! Even death! Better to die then join them and kill even more!" (If they heal Birdo or Yoshi they'll immediately know they're the good guys)

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(Yoshi and Birdo go in their bedroom to sleep. Kunyay and Brega were spying on them outside.)

Brega: "Any time Birdo should be asking Yoshi to do it"

Kunyay: "Nothing is happening yet."

Brega: "Kunyay, give it time. They've only been married 4 months. Just wait. Our trap will activate soon enough..."

Kunyay: "I suppose all we can do now is wait. We'll try to stop Kemmy from saving them anymore..."

Brega: "Yes. Tomorrow is a big day for these two. Hope they follow orders willingly. Otherwise they'll get hurt."

(Kunyay and Brega vanished. Back at their church)

Kunyay: "Because if Kemmy "saves" them any more Kemmy will kill them."

Brega: "She's come very close to doing so. We must watch carefully."

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chapter 7 Birdo's theory

(Kunyay is watching their battle from afar)

Kunyay: "Pail has deceived them into thinking they are working for God but are actually working against him! It's not their fault Pail is a monster! Pail led them right to their death thinking they follow God almighty! IT'S NOT FAIR for them to die! I'll show them who the true God is!"

Kemmy: "I'll just kill those guards now!"

Kunyay: "No you won't!"

(Kemmy shot a bullet at the volcano causing a giant fireball to jump out. It was just about to hit the evil knights when it froze in mid air.)

(All looked at it. It was suspended in mid air. Kunyay appeared on top of the fireball.)

Kunyay: "ENOUGH! Kemmy LEAVE THOSE KNIGHTS ALONE!"

Kemmy: "They were about to kill Birdo and Yoshi!"

Kunyay: "GET LOST!"

Yoshi: "Y-YOU'RE KUNYAY! THAT MEAN DARK WITCH THAT CURSED PEACHE'S RESEARCH CENTER!"

Kunyay: "I am indeed Kunyay. But I'd be careful about what labels you attach to me. If you want to stay safe!" (Safe from Kemmy that is)

Birdo: "Pail must be working with him right!?"

Pail: "I don't associate with witches! All are evil! Kunyay is just the worst one!"

(A loud BANG was heard in the distance. Kunyay looked over there. He read their minds and Kemmy's. Kemmy thought (OK our trap is ready! I'll pretend to get captured!) 50 flying shroob saucers showed up and grabbed Kemmy then flew off pretending to kidnap Kemmy, taking her to a mountain.)

Yoshi: "HEY!"

Kunyay: "DON'T EVEN TRY TO RESCUE KEMMY, YOSHI AND BIRDO! That is, if you don't want to die! STAY AWAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM DEATH!"

(Kunyay pointed to the ground and the floor rose creating a wall around Yoshi. Another around Birdo. Then a bigger one trapped Peach and Mario. Kunyay disappeared. He is searching the island for where they took Kemmy)

Kunyay: "I have to find her before they do! Kemmy could kill them! It's a trap! Well, that wall will stall them from going anywhere anytime soon. Aw who am I kidding!? Yoshi is a super hero! He probably already broke the wall!... Wait... THOSE SOLDIERS!"

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(Pail walked off with his remaining knights. Kunyay reappeared and went over to the soldiers. He mumbled something to each one too quiet to hear. Just out of Birdo and Yoshi's ears. Then showed them some device in his hands.)

Here's what happened:

(Kemmy wasn't actually kidnapped and hid. she shot bullets at Yoshi and Birdo to prevent them from hearing anything.)

Kunyay: "Hey guys. I see you've been defeated."

Soldier: "Ya think!?"

Kunyay: "You've been defeated probably because Pail isn't a priest. Watch this video of him 2 years ago when the nuke hit the island"

(Kunyay showed them a video he recorded of Pail)

Pail: "He only saved you to give you another chance without Yoshi. But you continue to rebel so he has to kill him!"

Peach: "How could you believe in such an awful God?"

Pail: "That's exactly what the bible says. Hate to burst your bubble Birdo but this is the end of your little boyfriend."

(End of video. The soldiers mumble)

Soldier: "What a jerk! What good priest can we listen to?"

Kunyay: "I am the real priest! In the name of Jesus Christ BE HEALED!"

(They all got up and their wounds healed! They followed Kunyay)

Kunyay: "Welcome new members!"

(Kunyay took them to his church. Then continued searching the island for Kemmy)

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(Yoshi and Birdo went out into the hallway but alien saucers started shooting into the cell. They shot Dr. Joy in the back!)

Real Yoshi: "GOOOOW! GO GO GO!"

(Real Yoshi ate a flying pill and took to the skies. He started attacking and Birdo and Robot Yoshi went in further to get Kemmy.)

Shroob: "为什么病毒没有使他变得邪恶？" (Why isn't the virus turning him evil?)

(Yoshi quickly destroys them.)

(Meanwhile in the back)

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Peach: "Mario! punch down the window!"

Mario: "Let's-a go!"

(Pail was inside the building after Mario punched a hole through the window..)

Pail: "Surprised to see me!?"

Mario: "How'd-a you know we would-a be here!?"

Pail: "I heard Kunyay's warning. You failed to listen. Fell right for "his" trap!"

(Pail shot two needles at them. They fell over, lost control, and went around to the other side of the castle.)

Pail: "Now we can lie saying Kunyay possessed them! And no one will ever know! We got 2 new recruits and Birdo will still die! "His" trap! HAHAHAHA! I mean OUR trap we blamed on him!"

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Kemmy: "QUICK! GET OUT!"

(Kemmy shot at the wall opening it) (HINT HINT HINT! Why didn't she just simply free herself earlier in the story instead of waiting for them to save her?. Kemmy thought: "HAHAHA With Pail in the back Peach and Mario should be coming around any second now! Let's hope I can fake my surprise when they're possessed by "Kunyay" I really mean ME!")

Birdo: "WHAT ABOUT YOU!?"

Kemmy: "You two are more important! GO! I'll follow!"

(Kemmy kept shooting at the crowd. Yoshi and Birdo ran to the window.)

Robot Yoshi: "BIRDO COME O- OOOOOOOOOW!"

(a white hand smacked Robot Yoshi back into the room. Then the person stepped into view. PRINCESS PEACH! She was looking at him with red eyes!)

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(Meanwhile Kunyay was trying to find Kemmy)

Kunyay: "I bet it's on that mountain!"

(Kunyay ran with superspeed up the mountain and nearly tripped on a rock into a trap hole.)

Kunyay: "That evil witch! I have to protect Birdo from getting trapped here!"

(Kunyay looked inside the hole and found many knives and swords. It would be instant death.)

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Real Yoshi: "I'll go get him! Run!"

(Real Yoshi ran around to the back. The others started down the mountain but Birdo tripped on a rock. Kunyay grabbed her with his powers)

Kunyay: "That was close!"

Yoshi: "BIRDO!"

(But Birdo was grabbed by an invisible force. She started hovering in mid air!)

Birdo: "HELP MEEEEEE!"

(Yoshi ran up to Birdo but the invisible force quickly brought her up to the top of the castle. Kunyay then appeared in front of her looking straight at her.)

Kunyay: "You made a grave mistake coming here!..."

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(Brega later found the mountain. Real Yoshi was running down the mountain very fast and nearly fell into the trap as well.)

Brega: "I wish we had time to fill the hole with dirt! I have to trap him!"

(Real Yoshi started heading down the mountain but giant walls arose from the ground to block his path.)

Real Yoshi: "WHAT!?"

(A mysterious force grabbed him and threw him against one of the walls. Chains wrapped around his arms holding him to the wall. Brega appeared in front of him)

Brega: "We told y'all NOT TO COME HERE! And because you have gotten Kemmy out, you will die, Birdo and Yoshi will suffer because of YOU!"

(Brega knew Kemmy had infected him with a virus earlier, but didn't know that because Yoshi was a shroob he was immune.)

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(While Brega was talking, Real Yoshi quickly grabbed a pill with his tongue and turned yellow colored. He broke the chains and jumped off the mountain.)

Brega: "That's fine. The trap has been set... But not activated. We saved them from it. Mission accomplished"

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Kamic: "They might be chicken but I'm gonna kill those monsters!"

(Kamic went back up the mountain. He found Kunyay and stood in his way.)

Kamic: "I'm gonna destroy you for what you did to my mother!"

(Kamic fired multiple shots at Kunyay all of which disappeared in mid air. Kunyay pointed towards the sky and was about to send a lightning bolt when Brega zoomed in.)

Brega: "WAIT! Remember the king's orders! We cannot attack anyone but Kemmy! The others we can use!"

Kunyay: "Oh the traps we have set up? I remember. So what do we do to stop Kamic in the meantime?"

(The traps he is talking about are video cameras set in Kemmy's secret meeting place. He wants Kamic to see his mother is evil.)

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chapter 8 Yoshi's acting strange.

(Yoshi put his finger on his cheek to wipe away his tear. But something weird happened! Yoshi jerked his finger away and shrieked!)

Yoshi: "GYACH! AAARCK!"

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(Birdo tries to tickle him on his tail again but notices a small green spot on the bottom of his tail.)

(Hint)

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Kunyay: "HAHAHAHA! They fell right for our trap!" (They mated)

Brega: "Now it's only a matter of time. Everything is going exactly as planned."

(Brega turns around and looks at the 20 knights that used to work for Pail.)

Brega: "Ready for battle?"

knights: "MA'AM YES MA'AM!"

Kunyay: "Excellent. Mario will also be helpful as well."

(All of them vanish.)

Brega: "Once we save Mario from the virus that is."

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chapter 9 What's wrong Yoshi/Birdo?

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Q8: "THIS IS TERRIBLE! IT WILL RUIN OUR ENTIRE PLAN! THAT MOVIE WAS RATED R FOR A PURPOSE I NEVER THOUGHT YOSHI AND BIRDO WOULD GO IN THERE!"

Q11: "Especially considering who made it! And the intentions they had in making it! No way we can allow them to watch that we have to intervene!"

Q7: "The only way we can stop them is with another frontal assault. I'll get the army!"

Q8: "Yes get to work immediately! You must cancel the show! The trap will activate any day now but if they're allowed to watch this it will blow everything!"

(Hint hint hint! Kunyay said his trap already activated! So they can't be the Q's. Kunyay and Brega were the ones who made the movie. It was saying how wonderful it is to have a child despite what problems may arise.)

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Actor2: "A park?"

Actor3: "Ye"

(Kemmy showed up upstairs)

Director: "Oh hi Kemmy!"

Kemmy: "You're dead!"

Director: "Wha-?"

(*KABOOM!* A bomb went off upstairs frying the projector.)

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(Yoshi runs over to Mario and pushes him out of the way. Kemmy sends a force that picks Birdo up again and throws her against a wall. Birdo can't move! Yoshi tries to run over to Birdo but Peach knocks Yoshi on the floor. Then Peach and Mario walk up to Birdo.)

Yoshi: "Crud! Looks like I'll have to sneak off to my Dr. Joy outfit!"

(Yoshi eats a black pill and turns invisible. He runs outside and gets ready. He climbs on top of the stadium)

Kunyay: "THERE HE IS!"

(They jump off the roof and hold onto a window. Real Yoshi tries to find an entrance into the building and notices a huge hole in it.)

Yoshi: "I can use this!"

(Mario and Peach start making fireballs. But the ceiling collapses on them and Dr. Joy falls in!)

Yoshi: "Just in the nick of time!"

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chapter 11 Birdo struggles

Kemmy: "Well I have a few other things at my own office. Some options we can look at. I used to be a doctor myself."

Yoshi: "Really? Wow!"

(Spying on them)

Kunyay: "You! I never imagines you'd stoop so low as to murder Kemmy! I know you're talking about abortion!"

Brega: "Oh she'll get it this time!"

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Kemmy: "Yeah. Yoshi you are such a jerk! You have no idea what carrying a child is like. Quit acting like it's the best thing in the world. You have no respect for Birdo!"

Kunyay: "THAT DAUGHTER OF A-"

Brega: "Hey we're pastors we don't curse Kunyay!"

Kunyay: "OOOOOOOOORGGH! HOW DARE YOU CALL YOSHI A JERK!"

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chapter 12 Birdo's decision.

Birdo: "This pregnancy will cost m my life!"

(As the group got closer to killing Birdo an explosion blew them all back!)

(Kunyay really threw the bomb saving Birdo)

Kunyay: "Now I can step in and fight them!"

Birdo: "Kemmy!?"

(Kemmy and Kamic rushed in on their broomsticks!)

Kamic: "YOU FIENDS STAY AWAY FROM HER!"

Kemmy: "We won't let you guys attack them anymore! LEAVE!"

Kunyay: "Oh stealing my spotlight huh? I was just about to show her I was the good guy When you guys jumped in and took my credit! Not only planning to murder the baby, you're also stealing credit for my work!? I can't stand you!"

(A mysterious force grabbed Kemmy by the neck!)

Kamic: "Mom? MOM!?"

(Kunyay appeared in front of Kemmy.)

Kunyay: "I told you to STAY OUT OF MY WAY!"

(Kunyay threw Kemmy against the wall.)

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(Possesed Mario and Peach followed by the two Yoobs came in closer. But Kunyay pointed to them to stop them from killing Birdo.)

Kunyay: "STAY BACK!"

Group: "Yes commander!"

(Kunyay thought: "I AM NOT YOUR STUPID COMMANDER! JUST SHUT UP!")

Kunyay: "AND SHUT UP! Birdo! You sure have made this difficult not only on yourself but all of us as well! You will suffer greatly for your disobedience to the king! (He knows because she isn't listening to his orders, Kemmy will make them suffer.) Along with Yoshi! However your disobedience will cause a greater suffering for Yoshi (Possession by Kemmy)! You will only come close to dying (Suicide) but he will be killed! This all could've been avoided if you would've listened to us (Trying to save her from Kemmy)! But no you had to go and follow Kemmy, Kamic, and Bowser instead of joining us!"

Kunyay: "Now is not the time. But you will join us one day. YOU FOUR! GET OUT OF HERE! We only came to give this message."

Mario, Peach, Yoob, Yoober: "Yes commander!"

(They run off and get in their ship. Kunyay thinks: "I want to scream at the top of my lungs I ain't their dumb *** commander! I know I will curse if I open my big mouth so I'll just stay silent!")

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Kunyay: "Birdo, don't think this isn't the end. I'll be back. You will j-"

(Yoshi got up and threw an egg at him. It did no damage.)

Kunyay: "Yoshi! You have no clue what power you're messing with. If you value your life, or Birdo's I recommend joining us now." (They will protect them from Kemmy)

Yoshi: "I not ever gonna join a bunch of monsters!"

Brega: "It's no use. We'll have to do it the hard way." (Letting them suffer under Kemmy because they won't join them any other way.)

Kunyay: "Very well. We'll come for you when you're at your weakest." (To heal them)

(Kunyay and Brega vanish.)

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Birdo: "And you sure it's not alive?"

Kemmy: "Yup! All problems will go away tomorrow!"

Birdo: "Alright... But..." (Birdo had a thought pop into her mind by the holy spirit. "Why would Yoshi tell you to do something so mean? He isn't mean. Therefore what he told you to do isn't mean. He must have a good reason for asking you to keep the baby.")

Kemmy: "But?"

Birdo: "Neah. Nevermind. Let's just get this over with."

(Kemmy put the machine inside Birdo's YKW (You know what) And she laughed under her breath. The baby however violently fought the machine and even put a dent in it.)

Kemmy: "Sorry but I'm having a little bit of trouble. Just squeeze your belly right around there."

Birdo: "Alright."

(And then Birdo unknowingly trapped the child. Kemmy instead of immediately removing the baby KNOWINGLY tortured the baby by ripping the baby's arms and legs off before removing it. Kemmy had an ear piece in that was connected to the end of the machine so she could hear the screams of the baby getting murdered. Kemmy could barely contain her laughter tormenting the baby. Kunyay however saw the whole thing)

Kunyay: "I'M GONNA KILL THAT MONSTER! I'M GONNA RIP HER ARMS OFF AND SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT!"

Brega: "That isn't part of the lord's-"

Kunyay: "I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE AND LET THAT POOR BABY GET RIPPED TO PIECES! AND THEN KEMMY HAS THE NERVE TO LAUGH ABOUT IT!? I'M GONNA TORMENT KEMMY LIKE SHE TORMENTED THAT BABY!"

Brega: "Torturing her like she tortured the child... does align with recording her in the future."

Kunyay: "We'll wait until she's alone to avenge the baby!"

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(Birdo and Yoshi walk home. Meanwhile Kemmy is watching them. Kunyay uses this moment to avenge the baby)

Kemmy: "Please go well. Yoshi take it well and move on."

(A hand appears and grabs Kemmy's neck choking her. Then the rest of the body appears and Kunyay appears in front of her!)

Kunyay: "You know I oughta kill you!"

Kemmy: "K-KUN... YAY!" (Kemmy's choking. Brega appears too.)

Brega: "Instead of just letting things play out..."

Kunyay: "What I should do is torture you to death! I should set you on fire and watch you burn while I sit back and laugh! Remember?" (Like she laughed at the baby)

Kemmy: "*wheeze* N-NO! P-PLE...ASE!"

Kunyay: "But if we did that we couldn't force you to work for us! And after we're done using you for our purposes, we'll throw you away! (Like she threw away the baby) YOU WILL DIE! But just know even though we won't do it, AND BOY I'D LOVE TO HURT YOU SO BAD YOU COULD NEVER WALK AGAIN! Just know YOU WILL suffer a brutal and tormentable death! (Like she tormented the baby) It won't be a quick one. It will be both mentally and physically scarring. Our master will give you the worst punishment of them all. It won't be me or Brega that tortures you to death! BUT YOUR OWN SON! Yes! We will send KAMIC against you! That death is much more PAINFUL than having US do it!"

(Kunyay throws her to the ground)

Brega: "Get lost! Run away like the little flea you are that runs away after getting caught by the dogs owner!" (Running away after getting caught picking on the innocent baby, like a flea runs away after getting caught picking on the innocent dog.)

(Kemmy gets her wand and runs away beyond the houses.)

Brega: "I wish I would've seen that little pest wither up and die right now!"

Kunyay: "Oh trust me. The death of having your own son kill you is the worst thing in the whole world. It will be worth the wait!"

(Kunyay and Brega vanish.)

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chapter 14 Birdo vs ?

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(Yoshi at his lab hacked into the cameras of the lab and saw his baby being injected with all sorts of chemicals as a research project.)

Yoshi: "MY BABY IS NOT A SCIENCE PROJECT!"

(Yoshi got up and went to attack the center. Then the real torment to the child began. Kemmy went into the room Yoshi's baby was being kept)

Kemmy: "So you're the chosen prophet who will destroy my kingdom huh!?"

(Kemmy went into the room and looked at the baby that was only half an inch long)

Kemmy: "COME ON YOU WEAKLING! GROW YOUR ARMS AND LEGS BACK LIKE A PROPHET! WHERE'S ALL YOUR STRENGTH LIKE KUNYAY HUH!?"

(Kemmy picked the baby up by his half cut leg. The baby screamed but it was too quiet to hear! Kemmy however had an ear piece in that amplified sounds so she could hear the baby being tormented)

Kemmy: "COME ON AND FIGHT ME YOU DUMB PROPHET!"

(Kemmy took out a sewing needle and stabbed the baby multiple times. The baby screamed even louder. Loud enough to hear without the ear piece.)

Kemmy: "CAN YOU HEAL THAT STAB WOUND!?"

(Kemmy stabbed the child over and over with the sewing needle. To the baby it felt like a butcher knife)

Kemmy: "CAN YOU HEAL THAT!? *STAB* HOW ABOUT THAT!? *STAB* OOOOH LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HURT! *STAB* LET ME HELP! *Purposefully drops the baby onto the floor*"

Baby: "AAAAAA~AAAA~AAAAA!"

Kemmy: "OH I'M SO SORRY! (mocking) HAHAHAHAHA!"

(Kemmy kicked the baby into the wall. Kemmy was going over to the baby when Kunyay appeared in front of Kemmy and punched her into the test beakers)

Kunyay: "FOUND YOU! WANT A PROPHET TO FIGHT YOU!? I'LL DO IT!"

(Kunyay picked up Kemmy by her leg and bashed her into the wall multiple times)

Kunyay: "I'D LIKE TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! BUT INSTEAD, I HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR SON TO SEE THE TRUTH! HE WILL FIGHT YOU FOR US!"

(Kunyay throws Kemmy out the window and she runs away. Kunyay walks over to the baby. The baby is screaming loud enough to hear. Kunyay picks the child up.)

Kunyay: "I'm so sorry little guy. I'm so sorry. I have this capsule to help with the pain."

(Kunyay took out a little beaker from his pocket filled with a healing liquid. He dropped the baby into it.)

Kunyay: "Don't worry. Yoshi your daddy, will be by in a little bit to steal you back to his lab. You won't be hurt there. Promise."

(Kunyay leaves the beaker on the floor for Yoshi to steal and take back to his lab. Kunyay goes outside to see how Yoshi's doing against Birdo)

Kunyay: "He's trying to... KILL HER! Birdo doesn't know what she caused it isn't her fault!"

(Yoshi tightens his grip around Birdo's neck! Birdo is starting to lose consciousness. Then suddenly Kunyay grab's Yoshi from behind. Kunyay throws Yoshi away from Birdo. Then Birdo sees the one who saved her. KUNYAY!?)

Birdo: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

Kunyay: "Yoshi, steal what you came here to steal (his baby) before the fires destroys it. Leave Birdo to me."

Yoshi "GRRRRRRR! YOU MIGHT'VE WON THIS TIME BUT I WILL KILL YOU *cough* BIRDO!"

(Yoshi Runs back into the building. Kunyay turns around and looks at Birdo.)

Kunyay: "Don't think I saved you from him. You'll feel his wrath one day. (When she goes in his lab and sees his videos) And you will work for me. But if you died you couldn't serve in our kingdom. Just remember we are stronger then you!"

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(Yoshi? Goes inside a lab and grabbed a strange pink marble in a glass container. (His baby is the pink marble) He ran out and started running from the fire. Brega appeared in the midst and looked at the wounded cops. The cops that shot the other ones were the same ones that used to work for Pail earlier in the story. She went over to them and said something?)

Brega: "Let me show you what this lab does!"

(Brega showed a recording of Kemmy tormenting the child)

Soldiers: "Terribly sorry! We didn't know we were defending such monsters!"

Brega: "Work for us instead! In the name of Jesus Christ BE HEALED"

(Every one of them stood up unhurt from the fire or gunshots and followed her outside.)

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(And they all vanished. Yoshi? however ran off somewhere else with that pink marble in the glass container.)

Yoshi: "Birdo will never get you now..."

(Yoshi continued running and was eventually out of sight. When he got back to his lab)

Yoshi: "Your mean old mama tried to murder you didn't she!? I'm not gonna let that happen! I'll raise you myself! I'll nurse you back to health! It's alright. don't cry anymore. Big daddy's here to save you and take care of you! It's alright!"

(Yoshi immediately tried to work on a solution to getting his baby back to full health. But later determined nothing could be done without a female. He went outside and buried his child in the dirt. Yoshi couldn't speak while doing it. He was crying too much. Yoshi planted some flowers around what he thought would be the grave.)

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chapter 16 Hope's gone!

(Luigi goes over to Daisy with a book in his hands. He reads something from it (that the reader can't hear) (Kemmy cursed everyone else's ears not to hear it)

(Here's what happened)

Luigi: "Daisy look! Look at this-a book!"

Daisy: "Yeah are you gonna burn the bible or something!?"

Luigi: "NO NO! That's-a where our power comes from!"

Daisy: "Yeah right prove it!"

Luigi: "Jesus-a said "If you have-a faith the size of a grain of-a mustard seed you can-a say to this mountain jump and it will obey you." So I will-a say to this boulder jump and get off Daisy!"

(and the boulder floats off! Daisy gets up completely well.)

Daisy: "Alright. Never mind! I'm with you!"

Kunyay: "Welcome aboard new recruit!"

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(They walk over to Rexie who's past out. Brega reads from the book, PUTS HER ARM AROUND REXIE)

Brega: "I command you to wake up fully healed in Jesus's name!"

(and he wakes up totally fine.)

Rexie: "What happened?"

Brega: "I healed you in Jesus's name."

Rexie: "You aren't the bad guys?"

Brega: "We're the Christians"

Rexie: "I'm with you Kunyay!"

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Kamic: "Why are you so... evil!? What do you want?"

Kunyay: "What do we want? I'll tell you what we want! Seeing all this misery in this world makes me-" (He was going to say "makes me SO ANGRY! and so sad for all the innocents that are killed!" But Brega knew they wouldn't believe him.)

Brega: "You can't tell them Kunyay. That's not our mission."

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(Kunyay hands Rexie the book. He walks over to Ruby and reads from it.)

Rexie: "OK Ruby! Let's see. This says by Jesus's stripes you're healed! LET'S GO!"

(Ruby's arm heals.)

Rexie: "YAY IT WORKED!"

(Rexie puts the book down.)

Ruby: "Wha what!?"

Rexie: "Jesus healed your arm Ruby! And I said the verse I said it!"

Ruby: "But but... you're the bad guys!?"

Rexie: "Nope! They just have been making them look like the bad guys to prevent you from getting healed!"

Ruby: "I never thought of it like that. Birdo please quit fighting us. Please join us! You won't regret it!"

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(Kunyay holds his hands towards the sky. A yellow bolt of lightning strikes Daisy, Luigi, Ruby, and Rexie in their foreheads. They all vanish.)

Kunyay: "Alright turn your bibles to- I FORGOT THE BIBLE! WHERE IS IT!?"

Rexie: "Oops I put it down back there."

Kunyay: "UGH one second!"

(Kunyay appears)

Kunyay: "Forgot the book."

(Kunyay vanishes.)

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chapter 20 apocalypse

(In the night Kemmy goes around town with tranquilizer bullets of possession)

Ally: "Hi Kemmy what are you doing here so late? *BANG!*"

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Kamic: "HI MA- *BANG*"

Kemmy: "I will never let you find out the truth! If I have to kill you myself!"

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(And Kemmy went all around the island shooting other yoshis.)

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(Tank put Birdo down and they ran back to his basement. Yoshi? Kamic and Ally eventually broke in but couldn't find them.)

Here's what they found:

Kunyay: "HAHAHA fell right into my trap Kemmy! I'm gonna cure every one of you and all three of you will see the truth!"

(Pail shoots a bullet with his wand at Kunyay.)

Kunyay: "Oh look! Target practice!"

Pail: "Do you really have time to fight me when our demon possessed yoshis are attacking the hospital?"

Kunyay: "Oh Yoshi's more important!"

Pail: "But what will happen to Birdo and the chosen prophet if the demons get her?"

Kunyay: "GRRR! I'll get you one day Pail!"

(Kunyay vanished and set up a force field around the hospital.)

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Tank: "Great! So much for a father daughter day... Just you and me."

(Kemmy finally found where they were)

(Kemmy shouts from above)

Kemmy: "What was that? I've been hiding up here since Kamic turned evil!"

(Totally lying)

Tank: "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING SOONER!?" (Because she just got there)

Kemmy: "Because I thought you two were possessed as well!"

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Kemmy: "Gosh why aren't those possessed people attacking us!?"

Birdo: "Me no know just take advantage and don't question it!"

Kemmy: "Just I think there's something coming for us... Some sort of trap!"

(Kunyay is outside fighting them and curing them. That's why)

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chapter 26 Birdo's incurable depression

(Meanwhile underground somewhere, Kunyay and Brega are in front pf a big pot. Luigi, Ruby, and Daisy are behind them.)

Kunyay: "Luigi, your turn."

(Luigi comes up to the pot and pours something into it. It's too dark to make it out, but its pieces of yellow things.) (Peaches and apples)

Brega: "Your turn Daisy."

(Daisy comes up to the pot with buckets of liquid. Many different colors. Blue, yellow, pink. (Blueberry juice, peach juice, strawberry juice) She pours the buckets into the pot and Brega begins stirring it.)

Kunyay: "Alright. Now your turn Ruby."

(Ruby comes up with 2 bags of powder. It's white powder. Ruby pours it into the pot. (sugar))

Brega: "My turn Kunyay."

(Brega hands the stirring tool to Kunyaa. He takes it and stirs. Brega leaves and comes back with more buckets filled with something thick and red. A lot of it. (Strawberry syrup))

Kunyay: "And I'm last."

(Kunyay handed the stirrer over and left. He returned with red beads in cups. (Miracle fruit that makes everything taste 10X sweeter (This is a real thing but berry expensive.)) He put them in the pot and Brega kept stirring.)

Kunyay: "We must stir it for a full hour. Then let it be kept cool for at least a day."

Luigi: "KUNYAY LOOK!"

(They look to the window and see the replay of Birdo attempting suicide.)

Brega: "Yes. She'll work us very soon. The next time she meets us, she'll come to OUR side."

(They all haul the pot into another room and exit. Meanwhile back at Yoshi's lab, Tank goes in to see Birdo.)

Brega: "We keep it in the refrigerator for 1 day. That's what the recipe says."

Rexie: "Peach soup. Weird"

Kunyay: "You really are mean aren't you? The girl has depression. Stop being like that!"

Rexie: "Sorry it was an accident."

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chapter 27 Kunyay, Brega, and their unstoppable king

Tank: "God? We already tried going to church. We already tried pastor Pail. I'm out of options. We tried everything. Please... Please God. I already tried, she won't listen to me. Please. Save Birdo! Somehow save her PLEASE!"

Jehovah God: "Sheesh guess I'm gonna have to come down there myself and tell you Kunyay and Brega were trying to help her this whole time huh?"

Kunyay: "Excellent! Let's g-"

(A loud voice speaks)

Jehovah God: "NO!"

Jehovah God: "Only Kunyay, Brega, and everyone Birdo knew can go. I will also assist. Along with my son."

(The clouds transformed into a giant flying saucer that covered the entire sky. A lightning bolt shot out of it and onto the ground. It was too bright to look at. Jehovah God suddenly stood in front of them with a ski mask on covering his face, along with his son (Jesus Christ) who had his face showing. He was human looking, but power was emanating off of him. He clearly was something far more dangerous than a human. He had curly hair, a short curly beard and mustache. Brown hair. His eye color was unable to be determined because of the power rays coming off of him. He had a T shirt on that said "My mission is not to establish peace, but a war!" (War against the evil torment of innocents) written on a picture of a sword. He had black shorts on. Somehow, he looked almost familiar. (NAH?) Their king had a plain white shirt on with black pants. Nothing else could be determined because of the ski mask.)

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Jehovah God: "Remember DO NOT ATTACK! Leave that to us. You minions will attack regardless so stay here and defend my territory!" (God knows who did and didn't betray their nations)

(The helicopters opened machine guns and fired. They shot right at them, hitting all 7. The king, his son, Kunyay, Brega, Luigi, Daisy, and Ruby. None were injured. The bullets disintegrated in mid air. The king spoke in a strange undeterminable voice.)

Jehovah God: 作者给读者的注释："哈哈哈！很好的尝试！这应该是保密的。但是尝试一下还是不错的。国王所说的应该是保密的!"

(Tongues. He said "Angels. Crash their helicopters. Save them all. None of these are traitors.")

(Jehovah God pointed towards the sky. He spoke in that voice again)

Jehovah God: "作者给读者的注释："哈哈哈！很好的尝试！这应该是保密的。但是尝试一下还是不错的。国王所说的应该是保密的!"

(Alright. These are clear too. Let them live. Destroy their weapons though. With lightning.)

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(The ground rose up creating a wall. They walked over and took out the book, put their hands on their shoulders, read something unable to be heard from the book, and their wounds were healed. They followed behind them.)

Kunyay: "Let me show you something your general did!" (Completely unrelated to the story and I just said this in referring to another story of mine I wrote. I do plan to create a crossover in the future. The general has been helping foreign nations.)

Soldiers: "Ooooh too bad for you general we have a new commander!"

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(More planes showed up with chemical weapons and totally gassed the place.)

Jehovah God: "Half of them."

(The planes were split into two sections by a huge wind. The ones on the left only joined the military for the benefits not to protect the nation. The ones on the right joined to protect the innocent.)

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(The soldiers that joined God attempted to shoot but Jesus stopped them.)

Jesus Christ: "Is your commander doing a bad job?"

Soldiers: "NO SIR!"

Jesus Christ: "Then why does he need your help? Stand back, stand by, Just follow."

(They put away their guns and continued. Jesus said this because not everyone in the military was evil. Most were good doing evil by being tricked. Jesus wanted to save all of them.)

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(Kunyay walked up to them. Their bullets never touched him. They had hundreds of machine guns. When he was 10 feet from them they all stopped firing.)

Soldier: "What are you that you're immune to these bullets?"

Kunyay: "Me? Let me show you."

(Kunyay took out the book and read from it.)

Kunyay: "Who's rules do you follow? Who do you fear? Men who can destroy the body? Or God who can destroy both the body and soul? Why not join us and give your life to God? He will give you back a cup running over with blessings so wonderful your life cannot contain them."

Soldiers: "We serve under you and the king! Sorry for the trouble."

(They followed behind them.)

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Soldier: "Who are you that even the trees obey you!?"

Jehovah God: "If you get the answer you'll lose your sight."

Soldier: "Who are you!?"

(Jehovah God took off his ski mask and looked at them. They all fell to the ground blinded. Some died. Some were unconscious. Some were just blinded. God chose the ones which ran away from other battles and were spies of foreign nations to die, the stubborn ones which wouldn't listen to him at the time were knocked unconscious, the ones who would listen were only blinded.)

Soldier: "IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!"

Jehovah God: "What's that famous saying?"

(The king's son went over to them.)

Jesus Christ: "With men this is impossible. But with God all things are possible. Matthew 19:26"

(Jesus Touched their eyes. They could see. He said something to them others could not hear..)

Jesus Christ: "I will give you blessings you cannot contain. Follow me and you will never be thirsty. Please put down your weapons."

Soldier: "Terribly sorry your highness!"

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(Jehovah God shot something from his finger. The president was knocked unconscious.)

Prime minister: "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!" (Knowing who it is. He didn't know who he was fighting before)

Jesus Christ: "Welcome to the army."

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Tank: "G-God... Pl-pleas-s-se... I don't want-t this to be-e th-the... answer!"

(Jehovah God answered his prayer by kicking the ground with his foot. Tank heard the noise He set it down and went outside to protect the entrance.)

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Tank: "These babies tears ARE YOUR WEAKNESS!"

Kunyay: "Huh?"

Brega: "Weak... ness?"

Tank: "This is the ONLY THING that can defeat the shroobs!"

(Something buzzed around in Kunyay's mind. He stood there in amazement. What he really thought is "What are you talking about? Babies tears?" But the holy spirit told him "Make a joke out of it. Just play along. It'll be funny!")

Kunyay: "... ... ... NO!... YOU COULDN'T!"

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Tank: "COULD WOULD AND WILL! TAKE THIS!"

(Tank sprayed a full stream of the babies tears onto them.)

Brega: "AAAAAH! NO! (Brega thought: What's the name of it again?)"

(Brega got on one knee)

Kunyay: "AAAAAAH YOU FOUND THE STUFF! (The... whatever that is.)... THE THING! NOOOOO!"

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Kunyay: "Nah! We're just kidding! Just messing with you! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Jehovah God: "OHOHOHAHHAHAHA! HEHEHEHE! OH NO IT'S MY ONLY WEAKNESS! IGNORANCE!" (Ignorance to the fact he's really the good guy.)

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Tank: "Humans!? How the- how did you- How are you so powerful!?"

Brega: "Look at this dude over here asking the basic questions."

Kunyay: "Don't you know? THIS!"

(Kunyay took out the bible.)

Kunyay: "Anyone who reads this book and obeys can get all this pow-" (Was going to say power from God.)

(And the self defense systems of the lab shot the book out of his hand. Tank grabbed it.)

Tank: "GOT IT! Not so tough now are you!?"

Kunyay: "Hmm. Sharper than we thought huh?"

Brega: "Yet look at the title."

Tank: "What could it possibly be? Book of witchcraft? satan's New World Ord- GOLLY GEEZE!" (He read the first word Holy but was so amazed he accidentally said Golly.)

(Tank looked at the title of the book. He dropped it to the ground. It opened.)

Tank: "It's not possible! You can't! There's no way!" (No way they've been reading from the bible this whole time)

Kunyay: "Your glue powers could be a huge help to the king. You lost them when Wart attacked the orphanage. Also your legs can't run fast can they? Let's fix that."

(Kunyay walked over to Tank. He put his hand on his shoulder and read from the opened book.)

Kunyay: "By Jesus Christ's stripes and mighty name be healed!"

(His glue powers returned, his legs were healed. Tank stood up and spit glue to test it. He had his powers back.)

Tank: "You're... working for God?"

Brega: "We've come to help Birdo just like we helped you. The prince over there is Jesus."

(Tank looked and saw the holes in his hands)

Tank: "Alright. Go get Birdo!"

(Birdo woke up and saw everything. (Except she didn't hear anything) The lab had cameras. Kunyay and Brega went in first. Their voice changed to be almost identical to their King's. They both said in sync)

Kunyay and Brega: "Birdo's mine!" (Not satan's. She won't go to hell.)

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(And that's what REALLY happened!)