(I'm sorry this took so long. I had something come up every single day this week.)
(Kunyay showed multiple prophecies by his teacher Tim Cement.)
Tim: "And the Lord spoke again and said "Behold, 2 calm ones shall raise up this warrior. They shall teach him all the ways of mercy and kindness. His parents will raise him up to have what you call cute, but a married couple of prophets shall raise him up to learn the ways of the lord.""
Kunyay: "And this is why we've been trying to protect you and Yoshi for so long. We're going to be the best friends of your child."
Birdo: "What happened to Tim?"
Kunyay: "He's on vacation."
Birdo: "Where to?"
Kunyay: "Erm... You wouldn't get it. Some would say he died, but it's... different."
Birdo: "He died but went to heaven? Like most Christians?"
Brega: "No. His spirit is still in his body. He didn't die and his body isn't buried underground. But he isn't on earth anymore."
Kunyay: "You'll understand one day. Even I don't fully get it."
Brega: "Anyway, enough of that. Time to move on with the lesson."
(I'm not going into detail on the full sermon this is a story not a lesson. At the end Kunyay gave a brief summary)
Kunyay: "People mocked us, made so many Youtube comedies about me."
Brega: "When we got married they even said our marriage license wasn't legit because we were the furthest from prophets."
Kunyay: "When we came to this world as God instructed us to, the mockery turned to fear."
Brega: "But the bottom line is, we stood our ground in faith. We always trusted God. Always did what he told us to. Even if it meant we'd be mocked, or feared."
Kunyay: "Or called witches."
Brega: "We still stood firm."
Kunyay: "And that sums up everything there is about being a hero in Christ. I hope you guys enjoyed this lesson. See you next Sunday."
(The crowd clapped and Kunyay and Brega walked off stage. Birdo got up as well. Tank stayed inside a little longer. When they walked outside they were met with hundreds of police officers and Pail was in the midst)
Pail: "I have a warrant for the arrest of Kunyay, Brega, Tank, and Birdo!"
(Kunyay's cops ran out as well. About 30.)
Cops: "Your orders sir?"
Pail: "Put your hands behind your back all of you!"
Birdo: "What we do!?"
(Kunyay closed his eyes. He waited 5 seconds. Pail gave a hand signal to raise their guns)
Kunyay: "Uh huh. Something terrible happened in the spirit realm. It's time for war!"
(Pails cops raised their guns and fired multiple bullets. Birdo ducked. Kunyay's cops were not affected and they fired back. Pail's cops fell to the ground)
Pail: "HOW DARE YOU ATTACK A TRUE PASTOR OF GOD!"
Birdo: "YOU NO PASTOR YOU A WITCH!"
Pail: "HAHAHAHAHA! Can you believe what they call us!? Birdo, we're forced to take all of you in. At the jail, we can remove the curse Kunyay put on you! I'll do it with the lord's power!"
Kunyay: "You! Who call yourself a pastor!"
(Kunyay raised his right hand to the sky)
Kunyay: "The lord says "YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ME! Do you really think you have bested me!? No! I have allowed you to deceive others for there will be a day when those you have deceived will find the truth, and they will become more bold than if you had done nothing at all!""
Pail: "Deception!? You call the bible deception!? What are you an atheist!?"
Kunyay: ""YOU DO NOT KNOW THE BIBLE!" says the lord! "For the bible says do NOT touch the sacred ones! You don't even KNOW WHO THE SACRED ONES ARE! But you do know that I have told you DO NOT TOUCH THE CHILDREN! The sacred ones are the children and the anointed! Jesus said it is better than a millstone be hung around your neck than you cause one of these little ones to stumble! 2 years ago you have caused 15 year old Birdo to lose faith in me, and I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THAT! Not only will I punish you, I will trick you into doing more for me than you ever did for the other side! You say I bring judgment by killing A CHILD!? HA! I laugh at your pathetic attempt to best me! For because you have done this to her, I will cause an EVEN GREATER JUDGMENT THAN DEATH! Do you honestly think you have deceived this nation and bested me!? I know everything about you, who in public calls yourself Pail, but in your private place of gathering you call yourself Q9 AND YOUR WIFE KEMMY Q8! I will cause the other Q's to attack you out of fear, then you will be drowned in the deepest sea!""
(Pail was shocked Kunyay knew his secret identity! He was scared for him to continue and socked Kunyay in the cheek. Kunyay fell over.)
Kunyay: "The lord says "I have allowed you to strike my prophet so therefore I could destroy half your influence. Strike again and all of it shall be taken away!""
(Pail raised his fist. But was scared. He threw down his gun and walked away.)
Kunyay: "What a great image you've given to your officers! If I am a witch then how come you're afraid of me!? Why isn't your God protecting you!?"
(Some cops started mumbling. Others grasped their triggers harder.)
Pail: "The true God... Uhm..."
(About 50 cops threw down their guns and walked over to Kunyay.)
Kunyay: "In the name of Jesus Christ those that have been wounded stand up. All of you!"
(They all got up unharmed. half walked over to Kunyay.)
Pail's cop#1: "What do we do sir? He has possessed half of our side!"
Kunyay's cop#1: "We would rather fight for the true God's side than one who kills innocent teenagers and babies!"
Pail: "We must warn the others! Quick! We have to escape!"
(Pail threw a smoke bomb and most of the other side ran away. except for the 50 cops that joined Kunyay)
Kunyay's cop#2: "We were hired to protect the innocent. That is what we will do even if it means being labeled a criminal!"
Kunyay: "You will have your honor back one day."
(Birdo stood up.)
Kunyay: "Birdo, why did you duck?"
Birdo: "Me... thought they'd kill me."
Kunyay: "Your fear may be your greatest downfall. You should've trusted God would save you."
Birdo: "Sorry."
Kunyay: "You're only hurting yourself by doing that. I'm not mad. Go home now."
(Tank finally came out.)
Tank: "I just wanted to look around the place. I can't believe this is Wart's former castle!"
Birdo: "Well you missed all the fun!"
Tank: "What happened?"
Birdo: "Me tell daddy later. Bye Kunyay!"
Kunyay: "Goodbye and God bless. Also hurry back. Tank, when you get there, tell Birdo what happened to Yoshi."
Tank: "Oh that!... Er... alright"
(They started their long walk back to Yoshi's lab. Upon arriving Tank started talking to Birdo.)
Tank: "Hey Birdo?... Remember Yoshi?"
Birdo: "Yeah... Sugar egg died. But I happy his baby gonna live."
Tank: "Well... He actually wound up being possessed by a virus."
Birdo: "WHAT!?"
Tank: "He is alive, but he isn't controlling himself!"
Birdo: "Me thought that possession stuff was a lie!"
Tank: "Kemmy was the one possessing them! She controlled them and made them pretend that Kunyay was their leader!"
Birdo: "Then... WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO CAPTURE YOSHI AND GET HIM BACK! WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE!?"
Tank: "I'm not sure where he is. But I bet there's a tracker in Yoshi's lab."
(They both walk up to the door and go in. Tank starts looking around and Birdo changes. Tank finds a satellite and follows the wires to a computer. Next to it is a strange grey powder and some notes torn out of a journal.)
Tank: "Yoshi: "I dont have enouff time. I need to attatch a camera to these micro bots in order for them to fight the virus. But that could take a long time. Maybe days. Without help... all is lost." Well he doesn't spell very well. But I think I could get the camera attached. What are these for anyway?"
(Birdo comes in.)
Birdo: "Well not enough time could mean they were a cure made for the virus!"
Tank: "Micro bots made to fight illnesses! Brilliant! I'll get right to work on completing the cure!"
(Tank started working on the powder hooking it up to the scanner. He then looked around the lab for a very tiny camera.)
Tank: "Wait! That small camera Yoshi put in Birdo's food! Copies have to be in here somewhere!"
(Tank started looking around. Meanwhile the lab was attacked from the outside)
Birdo: "I go get them!"
Tank: "But... What if something happens to you!?"
Birdo: "It won't. Me trust God this time."
(Birdo runs outside to see who it is. Someone is trying to break down the door of the lab! Birdo waits inside and starts sucking up air. Eventually the person breaks it and Birdo blows as hard as she physically can, but her pregnancy makes it hard. The one breaking in only fell because of the wind, not sent flying. Birdo saw who it was. Ally!)
Birdo: "Ally!"
Ally: "Kunyay sent me to destroy this lab! You cannot be allowed to live!"
Birdo: "I no falling for that no more! KEMMY sent Ally!"
Ally: "Uh um ah... eh... NO THAT'S FALSE! THAT'S A LIE! A LIE BY KUNYAY! wait... what are you wearing!?"
Birdo: "Yoshi saved the baby and I made mistake of aborting the baby! Now I pregnant again but no control of bladder."
Ally: "huh... so you found out the truth huh!? Alright diaper girly take this!"
(Ally pointed her finger towards Birdo and a lightning bolt shot out. Birdo ducked and shot an egg at Ally who shot one back and they crashed. Ally's egg was stronger than Birdo's because she was pregnant and smashed Birdo's egg. Birdo was knocked down the stairs backwards after being shot.)
Ally: "So, you found out Kemmy was the mastermind huh? Well we can't allow you to go around telling anyone that!"
(As Ally started down the stairs Birdo shot an egg at the computer monitor that Kunyay broke earlier. It fell on top of Ally.)
Birdo: "Not too smart now that Ally possessed hm?"
Ally: "YOU LITTLE-"
(Ally tried to shoot lightning but the computer monitor absorbed it and electrocuted Ally instead)
Ally: "OOOOOOOW!"
(Birdo punched Ally in the cheek knocking her unconscious)
Birdo: "YES!"
(Tank ran out of the room.)
Tank: "GOT THE CURE READY! The powder needed to be mixed with water to be effective!"
Birdo: "Let's try it on Ally!"
Tank: "So she was the one who attacked? Well I hope the cure works!"
(Birdo and Tank picked Ally up and carried her into the ER. Tank put the powder into a glass of water and then stuck a syringe into it.)
Tank: "Alright. Time to test Yoshi's cure."
(Tank stuck the needle into Ally's right arm. Ally's insides appeared on the computer monitor like an X ray)
Computer: "Cleansing process 1% complete."
Birdo: "Great it looks like it's working!"
Tank: "Now... We just wait..."
(3 hours later.)
Computer: "99% complete... 100% complete. Subject Ally should be waking up soon."
(Ally opened her eyes.)
Birdo: "Ally? Ally you ok?"
Ally: "Ow... My head hurts. What happened? Last I remember we were fighting Kunyay, lost, then Kemmy came to visit me... Did Kunyay hurt me?"
Tank: "No Ally. You became possessed."
Ally: "That terrible Kunyay! I hope that book of his burns up into a million ashes!"
Birdo: "Yeah... about that..."
Tank: "Uh... Well. Remember Birdo had an abortion?"
Ally: "Yeah."
Tank: "Remember it would make her incontinent if the pregnancy continued?"
Ally: "Yes. Wait..."
(Ally sees Birdo's wearing a diaper.)
Ally: "I thought you had an abortion?"
Birdo: "Well. The baby was alive during the abortion..."
Tank: "And felt every bit of it."
Ally: "oooooh! I see... So why are you wearing... that?"
Birdo: "We eventually found Dr. Joy's lab and he is really Yoshi. Yoshi saved Birdo's baby and created a surgery to put the baby back in me."
Ally: "Yoshi is Dr. Joy!?"
Tank: "Yup. So Birdo's pregnant again."
Birdo: "Also... Kemmy knew the baby was alive."
Ally: "SHE DIDN'T!?"
Tank: "Kemmy willingly hurt the child and tormented the baby."
Ally: "Kemmy!? KEMMY!?"
Birdo: "Yeah. Kemmy is a traitor!"
Ally: "I bet she's working with Kunyay and Brega!"
Tank: "Well."
Birdo: "When me had the abortion and found out the baby suffered. Birdo tried to kill self."
Ally: "Aaaw it's alright that's not your fault you didn't know."
Birdo: "But..."
Tank: "You won't believe who came to her rescue."
Ally: "Who who?"
Birdo: "KUNYAY!"
Ally: "Nuh uh! No way! He's trying to get something from it!"
Tank: "Kunyay actually wasn't. He was trying to help us all along."
Birdo: "That book of his?... It's actually the Bible!"
Ally: "... ... ... ... Huh... Well... Who possessed me then!?"
Tank: "KEMMY!"
Birdo: "Yoshi made cure for the virus, and we used it on you!"
Ally: "Wow..."
Tank: "Guess you being alive means it worked!"
Birdo: "Now time for Yoshi! Time for my Sugar Egg!"
Tank: "The computer tracked his location to the cutting cave."
Birdo: "Let's go let's go let's go!"
Tank: "Hold on... Birdo... I don't want anything to happen to you... But I know you love Yoshi... So... I think you should... wait until I do some research on him..."
Birdo: "Alright! That's ok."
