(Birdo and Wolfie go inside his house. Birdo sees a lot of toys around the house. Toy swords, waterguns, video games, bouncy balls.)

Birdo: "What are all these?"

Wolfie: "Oh me like to play with them, but not many adults like to play with me. They all too grown up. Only one other yoob ever played with me and that was Violet."

Birdo: "Who's Violet?"

Wolfie: "Violet was Wolfie's girlfriend a couple years ago. Violet always was teased because she had this weird glow to her. Also some of her insides were visible from the outside. She was kinda see through. But her powers were AMAZING! Violet could READ MINDS!"

Birdo: "READ MINDS!?"

Wolfie: "Yup! It was pretty easy for her to figure out me liked her! Hehe! But she really like me too so that was good! And the thing about her powers is her range was always increasing so she could even read Queen Shroob's mind and those evil earth aliens!"

Birdo: "WOW! What did she say about them!?"

Wolfie: "Well about that time, she get pregnant like Birdo, and she doing well, but her power kept growing. Violet decided to read the minds of the aliens. One day she say to Wolfie, "I never knew how terrible this plot hole goes! Them aliens are even more bizarre than we thought! A hundred times weirder! You never gonna believe this! Me gotta write it all down for you and say it all in one time!""

Birdo: "What she say!? what she say!?"

Wolfie: "Well... A couple days after she started writing... an alien witch named Pail broke in and killed her... Along with the baby. Pail said he was sent by King Boulder and Kunyay. So now I alone... And he burned up all the things she write."

Birdo: "I... Really sorry Wolfie..."

Wolfie: "She was gonna expose all their secrets... She gonna end that evil alien earth race forever... But now she can't..."

(Wolfie grabbed one of the play swords on the ground... He started squinting his eyes.)

Wolfie: "Worst now me live all al-lone."

(Wolfie tried not to cry but Birdo could clearly tell. Birdo put her arm around his shoulder)

Birdo: "If Wolfie wanna cry it's ok."

(Wolfie opened his eyes and let some tears out. Then hugged Birdo)

Wolfie: "Thanks Jelly."

Birdo: "My boyfriend was al-" (about to say "also killed by Kemmy" but then remembered she was trying to be a spy and pretending to have amnesia.)

Wolfie: "What about Jelly boyfriend?"

Birdo: "Uh... Me not really remember. Just thought I remembered."

Wolfie: "Oh ok."

Birdo: "Hey, if you not mind me asking, why you talk like that?"

Wolfie: "In this childish voice? Jelly does too! Don't make fun of me!"

Birdo: "I no mean like that! I just curious!"

Wolfie: "That's because I no wanna grow up... I like being little..."

Birdo: "Me too!"

Wolfie: "Any chance Jelly wanna... Play?"

Birdo: "Play!? Like with the fake swords and pillows and waterguns and slides and stuff! YEAH!" (Totally forgetting she was supposed to be a spy.)

Wolfie: "LET'S GO!"

(Wolfie hit Birdo with the sword he was holding.)

Birdo: "Hey no fair I no have a sword!"

Wolfie: "Better get one QUICK!"

(Birdo ran in the other room and slammed the door then hid. She picked up a sheet and threw it on Wolfie when he opened the door and stole his sword... ... ... ... A few hours later Birdo got exhausted. She would normally be able to play for hours without end, but this pregnancy was getting even harder. Wolfie understood and they went to sit on the couch in the living room.)

Wolfie: "Violet also was really tired when pregnant. Me get it. It's ok Jelly"

Birdo: "Thanks Wolfie!"

(Birdo really thought that was fun. Although panting, she thought Wolfie was almost the funnest person ever! He was so childish, energetic, playful, caring... And those eyes of his were so big and cute!... Just like Yoshi... Then she thought "WAIT! NO! Wolfie's a yoob! He the bad guy! I can't... I can't have a crush ON AN ALIEN! But... Yoshi was also an alien... Neah he was just one! No one like Yoshi! Yeah. This is just a trick! I no fall for it HAHA!")

Wolfie: "Jelly you ok? You just sitting there staring off into space."

Birdo: "Oh yeah! Sorry just trying to remember some stuff. Can't. Hey, where Wolfie's parents?" (Trying to change the topic and not get caught)

Wolfie: "Oh them, they're fighters in the military."

Birdo: "So why you here alone?"

Wolfie: "They some of the top generals! They super smart! Hallen and Joen!"

(Birdo's eyes opened so wide you'd think they were gonna fall out! SHE REMEMBERED THOSE NAMES!)

Birdo: "Have any... Br-brothers?"

Wolfie: "Me only got one brother, but he also part of a military plan. See, mama and daddy put my brother on earth as a spy when he just a baby in an egg! These 2 stupid yoshis named Happy and Jewel found him and decided to name him Yoshisaur."

(Birdo's mouth opened wide!)

Wolfie: "Oh Jelly know that much! Your memory coming back! Yup! I the brother of the famous Yoobinye or as earthlings call him Yoshisaur! Haha! Has Jelly heard the conspiracy theory that Yoshisaur fell in love with an earthling?"

Birdo: "T-tell me *gulp*"

Wolfie: "Some evil aliens or traitors to the shroob race are saying that Yoshisaur has betrayed us and married an earthling called Birdo, a female yoshi and even got her pregnant! If that true it means Yoshisaur is the enemy and betrayed the whole shroob race!"

(Birdo's teeth are chattering since she's the one he's talking about.)

Wolfie: "I know, scary! Then they say that Birdo knew all along and was just using him! She eventually just murdered Yoshisaur and used his plans to use a spaceship to get to shroobsveam AND IS HIDING ON THIS PLANET RIGHT NOW!"

(Birdo's whole body started shaking.)

Wolfie: "But no worry Jelly! It's all fake news! None of it's true! Yoshisaur is just hiding and acting like the rest of the earthlings, and is slowly gathering information about them giving it back to mama and daddy."

Birdo: "But... What if Yoshi really did have a crush on me- Birdo and... say married her?"

Wolfie: "I never trust him again! We'd all be killed! That's the shroobs last chance to stop the invaders! If Yoshi fails or turns, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! But no worry. It's fake. Let's get some REAL news huh?"

(Wolfie turns on the TV to Central Shroob Service. CSS.)

Reporter: "This just in that a giant space ship just arrived here a few days ago and some aliens got off it and captured a yoob, belly orange and top pink."

Birdo: "THAT'S MY DADDY!"

Wolfie: "Jelly remember?"

Reporter: "He was knocked unconscious while talking to someone who has a pink belly and purple top, a female yoob, we assume it was his daughter. He was inside one of the houses outside we assume on a research project and Toads called by King Boulder attacked him and took him prisoner. We think he's being held right under that mountain underground because of various activity there. The good news is we also captured one of the aliens named Ruby, and threw him in the state jail. The state jail is not the highest jail of the land though, that's the death row prison. We're trying to see if we can get him to talk and then we'll send him to death row prison."

Birdo: "Can we do anything to save my daddy!?"

Wolfie: "What!? Is you CRAZY!? THESE ARE ALIENS! KEMMY PROBABLY HAS GUARDS SET UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! We can't rescue Tank! We gotta just hope for the best!"

Birdo: "Me know where my daddy is now! I not gonna let anything happen to him! I gonna go rescue him WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!"

(Birdo stood up angrily and marched to the door opened it, walked out, and slammed it behind her... But then a sharp pain went through her back and lower belly.)

Birdo: "G-OW! WH-AT!?"

(Birdo didn't know they were labor pains. Birdo grabbed her belly... but in 30 seconds they went away. She didn't think much more of it and continued walking. The delivery was getting close.)

Wolfie: "I can't just let a pregnant girl go fight alone!"

(Wolfie got up and ran out to follow Birdo)

Wolfie: "JELLY! I sorry about that. I gonna help!"

Birdo: "Oh thanks!"

Wolfie: "Alright, but first we need help. The best thing to do is to go to the government and directly ask for help. They have stronger weapons than us. Let's go!"

Birdo: "Um... Sure they gonna... help?" (Scared of getting caught)

Wolfie: "Yeah it's this way! Come on!"

(Wolfie starts walking. Birdo realizes she has no choice and follows him.)

Birdo: "So... Yoshisaur is your brother? That little cutie with the superspeed and the big blue eyes?"

Wolfie: "Yeah! Surprised that the bravest yoob on- What do you mean cutie?"

Birdo: "Oh sorry. Well, what yoober WOULDN'T think Yoshisaur is cute?"

Wolfie: "Yeah me can see there. All that guy has to put up with Birdo he's pretending to be her boyfriend. He probably hates that girl. Only using her as a cover most likely."

Birdo: "Have Wolfie ever seen Yoshisaur play with Birdo?"

Wolfie: "Well no. I no know much about what he does. Only the government."

Birdo: "No videos, no news, nothing?"

Wolfie: "No I actually don't."

Birdo: "How often does Yoshisaur report what's going on to the government?"

Wolfie: "They never say what Yoshi saw."

Birdo: "What does he report."

Wolfie: "They never say."

Birdo: "How does he report? Does he say it? Sneak off? A walkie talkie?"

Wolfie: "They never say."

Birdo: "Who he report to?"

Wolfie: "..."

Birdo: "Where does he report?... DOES he report?... ... ... ... Do you think Yoshisaur even knows he's a yoob?"

Wolfie: "Honestly... I no even know."

Birdo: "Think the government is trying to hide something?"

Wolfie: "Um... No. Maybe it's just so the aliens don't find out anything. There are some here ya know. But they no really like anyone asking questions. Makes them look bad and causes trouble. We almost there let's not talk about it."

(Wolfie goes to the door of the police station next to the shroob's government house and holds it open for Birdo.)

Birdo: "Thanks Wolfie!"

(Birdo goes inside and so does Wolfie. The Sheriff is sitting in a chair.)

Birdo: "Um... Hi."

Sheriff: "What do ya want?"

Birdo: "On the news there was a yoob that was captured b-by aliens. Me the yoober that had amnesia and that my daddy! We may be able to get some secrets or something if we can rescue him!"

Sheriff: "Sorry girlie we got more important stuff to do. One yoob isn't as important as a tribe."

(From the back a screeching voice is heard)

?.?.?: "Actually I think I should handle this personally."

Sheriff: "YOUR HIGHNESS!?"

(Princess Shroob walks through the door!)

Birdo: "EEK!"

Princess Shroob: "What's wrong Jelly? I'm gonna help you rescue your father!"

Birdo: "But didn't Mario and Luigi KILL YOU!?"

Princess Shroob: "HA! You really did forget a lot didn't you? King Shroob my father brought me back to life using special procedures. Now come on! Let's go rescue your dad!"

(Birdo was TERRIFIED now! She was the criminal they were talking about! And to think if Wolfie found that out HE WOULD KILL HER! Not only that, Princess Shroob WAS RIGHT THERE! One wrong move and her cover would be blown! Plus Wolfie is the BROTHER of Yoshi!? Can Birdo keep up the spy act? Could she stop Princess shroob?)