Birdo: *gulp* "So um... Can we uh..."

Princess Shroob: "Go rescue your father? Right away! I think Mike would want to see too. He might have a way into the base. I've already phoned Mike, he'll meet us under mount Neverest. Let's go!"

(Birdo was too scared to say "ok" and just started walking out. They got in Princess Shroob's flying capsule and started flying under the mountain underground.)

Birdo: "Um... Your uh... highness?"

Princess Shroob: "Oh don't be so shy! It's alright Jelly! What do you think I'm gonna do? Throw you in jail? Cut you into a thousand pieces? Run awful experiments on you? I'm very social unlike those aliens! I treat my people very good, unlike Princess Peach! Go on open up and talk!"

Birdo: "I uh... heard some stuff about Yoshisaur..."

Wolfie: "Ahem!" (reffering to Birdo as she's not supposed to ask many questions.)

Princess Shroob: "Oh please don't call him that around me! You know it's disrespectful to refer to a yoob as their spy name. Call him Yoobinye."

Birdo: "Yeah... Yoobinye. Tell me about him!"

Princess Shroob: "Our number one warrior! Strongest shroob on the planet! Specifically naturally selected to be the smartest one here! We sent him to earth in an egg to spy on earth. He's currently pretending to live a normal life, and has faked a crush on someone named Birdo."

Birdo: "He's uh... trustworthy right?"

Wolfie: "JELLY!"

Princess Shroob: "If he weren't we'd know by now and would've told y'all."

Birdo: "Weren't you on earth and actually fought Yoobinye-"

Princess Shroob: "THAT'S A BIG LOAD OF FAKE NEWS AND MISINFORMATION! WHO'D YOU HEAR THAT FROM!? ONE OF THOSE PRISONERS AND THEIR DOCTORED UP FOOTAGE!? HUH!? THAT KIND OF INFORMATION IS ILLEGAL!"

Birdo: "Oh uh I sorry!"

Princess Shroob: "WE GO THROUGH SO MUCH FOR YOU SHROOBS AND SACRIFICED OUR WHOLE LIVES TO PROTECT YOU! I COULD BE KILLED AT ANY MOMENT FROM AN ALIEN ATTACK! DON'T YOU KNOW THEY HATE ME!? AND Y'ALL DARE TO QUESTION WHETHER OUR TOP WARRIOR IS A TRAITOR! THAT'S INSANE! I'M LETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK NOW BECAUSE OF YOUR AMNESIA BUT DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO THEM AGAIN!"

Birdo: "Ok Ok your majesty!"

Wolfie: "Me tell her not to ask but Jelly no listen to me!"

Princess Shroob: "Better not happen again! Follow those who sacrifice for you!... Now let's get back on track to save your father."

(Princess Shroob lands the ship.)

Princess Shroob: "OK y'all go outside and wait. I have to turn off all the engines so the ship can't be detected."

Wolfie: "Gotcha! Come on Jelly!"

Birdo: "OK!"

(Wolfie and Birdo leave the ship and Princess Shroob is left alone. She takes out a phone and calls someone on it. Princess Shroob then speaks perfect English without a translator that Birdo was using in her ear.)

Phone: "Enter your pass-"

Princess Shroob: "060606 plan of SATAN."

Phone: "Access granted. Welcome back Q5. With whom do you desire to speak?"

Princess Shroob: "Phone Q8 Kemmy."

Phone: "Calling Q8."

Kemmy: "施鲁布公主的计划进展如何？" (How's the plan going Princess Shroob?)

Princess Shroob: "Quit talking like that. I'm alone."

Kemmy: "Oh OK. So did you lead those 2 under mount neverest like I asked?"

Princess Shroob: "Yeah. Jelly... or should I say BIRDO has no clue I'm onto her!"

Kemmy: "Great! I'll show up with Kamek and directly attack her in the mouth to break the translator and another time in the ear! That will get the other shroobs to turn on her once they know she's Birdo!"

Princess Shroob: "But don't you remember Kunyay's prophecy? That Kamek would be the one to defeat you?"

Kemmy: "Relax I have my son under a mind control spell same thing you use for yours. He can't fight against me like that. Besides, the only antidote was made by Yoshi and he's gone now and the plans are ruined. Can't make any more. The only thing we have to worry about is the time anomaly for when Birdo's child from the future comes back into time. That hero of God can cure it. But I have planned for that as well, Kamek will be no where around when he comes back. I'll make sure Kamek is back on earth by then."

Princess Shroob: "Excellent Q8!"

Kemmy: "As for Boulder, Kunyay's friend, my crystal ball says he's already patrolling the place looking for Birdo. Have y'all brainwashed her into believing Boulder is the enemy and working with me?"

Princess Shroob: "Wolfie did that already. Told her the entire fake story."

Kemmy: "Excellent! Alright I'll show up and attack in a bit. Remember to pretend like you're OH SO TERRIFIED of me and don't let them know I'm on your side. OK!?"

Princess Shroob: "OK I got-"

Kemmy: "WAIT A SECOND I SEE AN ALIEN SHIP INCOMING AND IT'S NOT ONE OF OURS!"

Princess Shroob: "WHAT!?"

Kemmy: "THERE'S A ONE MAN PASSENGER ON BOARD! MARIO!? I THOUGHT I POSSESSED HIM!?"

Princess Shroob: "PROBABLY KUNYAY CURED HIM! Good thing we used an extra powerful one on Kamek but Mario we just used a test run! How long until he lands?"

Kemmy: "He's 2 hours away. We should have enough time."

Princess Shroob: "Right! We'll hurry! Goodbye!"

(Princess Shroob hangs up and runs outside.)

Princess Shroob: "Alright, I turned off all the engines and machinery. They can't find us now!"

(Mike drives up in his car)

Mike: "I finally got here! I know that if we continue to dig down we'll be able to find a secret entrance into the cell where they're holding Tank. It'll be a sinch with your drill Princess Shroob."

Princess Shroob: "Great idea Mike! I'll take it out"

(Princess Shroob takes out her gun and shoots the ground starting to make a hole. But the shot fired was EXTREMELY loud.)

Birdo: "Careful they gonna hear us!"

Boulder: "Too late."

(A man rides up on a scooter in sunglasses and red hair. He has a red shirt on and blue pants. He snaps his fingers and lightning strikes the ground blowing them all back!)

Wolfie: "AH Boulder!"

Birdo: "That's Boulder?"

Boulder: "It's obvious what you're trying to do wannabe princess. Leave Jelly, Wolfie, and Mike to me... If you wanna keep your life!"

Princess Shroob: "I'LL NEVER LET YOU HURT MY PEOPLE!"

(Princess Shroob jumps in the air and a UFO flies under her from the ship (that she said she turned off) She flies above him and shoots Boulder with her gun but Boulder grabs the bullet and throws it back at her! That causes the UFO to explode and she falls to the ground. Then Kemmy flies in with her broom and throws some magic from her wand to make her paralyzed... but not really paralyzed the magic actually didn't do anything at all.)

Princess Shroob: "OOOH HELP ME I CAN'T MOVE!"

Kemmy: "HA! Nice aim King Boulder!"

Boulder: "Get out of here! Hurry up Kemmy!"

Kemmy: "As you command your majesty! Princess Shroob will be held captive in the center of the mountain at the botto-"

Boulder: "I SAID GET OUT!.!.!"

Kemmy: "RIGHT AWAY YOUR HIGHNESS!"

(Kemmy flies away and Wolfie attempts to throw eggs but misses. Mike's power is glue and cannot reach up there.)

Boulder: *sigh* "That IDIOT thinks she can get away with this!"

Mike: "AND YOU BOULDER!"

(Mike throws some eggs at Boulder, they hit but do no damage.)

Boulder: *sigh* "I'm warning y'all, do not even ATTEMPT to rescue her! Wolfie will CERTAINLY be killed if y'all try! Mike will get his legs broken. And as for Jelly... Well... You know who I am and what my plans are already. I'd love to stay and play but I have stuff to do, not like you guys can understand."

(Boulder vanishes into thin air.)

Wolfie: "OOOOH ME HATE THAT BOULDER!"

Mike: "I'm not gonna let that old witch stop me!"

(Birdo starts thinking. "Didn't this EXACT SAME THING happen before but with Kemmy being kidnapped? And that actually just a trick. Me know this gotta be a trick as well!")

Wolfie: "COME ON! We gotta go to the center of the mountain and rescue Princess Shroob!"

Birdo: "Um..." (Trying to think of a way to say it's a trap and Boulder is right without blowing her cover.)

Mike: "What's wrong?"

Birdo: "But uh... You heard Boulder!"

Mike: "Think that's gonna stop us!? If we let that old witch always get his way out of fear, he'll never be stopped!"

Birdo: "But he EXPECTING us not to listen! How about we dig underground and come up from below and they not gonna expect us!?"

Wolfie: "OH GOOD IDEA!"

Mike: "That is pretty good. Yeah, Princess Shroob dropped her gun! I'll dig the hole."

Birdo: "And the rest of us split up! Wolfie go in from behind, I go in from the side!"

Wolfie: "OK that's great!"

Birdo: "OK bye I see you in the middle!"

Mike: "GOT IT!"

(Birdo starts walking but another cramp shoots up in her belly and lower back.)

Birdo: "OOOOOW! WH-HAT!? AG-G-GAIN!?"

(Birdo grabs her belly and sits on the ground.)

Wolfie: "What wrong what wrong!?"

Mike: "Don't worry that's normal. Jelly has labor pains."

(Wolfie runs over to Birdo and puts his arm around her shoulders and tries to give her support like the back of a chair.)

Wolfie: "I gonna help you Jelly!"

(The pains soon go away. Birdo is able to stand back up.)

Birdo: "Thanks Wolfie. Me hope this is over soon."

Wolfie: "How Jelly supposed to walk alone like that?"

Birdo: "It's fine! I no need any help. Just watch!"

Wolfie: "Well... Alright if Jelly sure."

(Birdo and Wolfie walk in different directions towards the middle of the center of the mountain that they're under. They're planning to get directly under the lava in the mountain and dig up. Birdo is left alone to walk in from the side. As she's walking she hears someone counting down.)

?: "5. 4. 3. 2. 1... ok where is she?"

Birdo: "Hello?"

Boulder: "Ah there you are Birdo! I was 2 seconds off my prediction. What's up?"

Birdo: "So... This is very similar to Kunyay. You not evil are you?"

Boulder: "I knew you wouldn't fall for it! Yup I'm a prophet of the most high God! In fact, I'm the best prophet of them all! I can say EXACTLY what will happen in the future! That's why they call me King Boulder. I'm the King of the prophets! Kunyay sent you here to be a spy. I know all about it, you don't have to tell me about Yoshi or anything like that. It was genius of you to get them to go in a different direction. Now Kemmy and Princess Shroob won't be able to attack them head on. The way they were going was filled with possessed toads."

Birdo: "That's pretty good! Even Kunyay couldn't predict that much! So what going on here? How Boulder get into all this?"

Boulder: "We didn't use to be prophets. Each one of us was living a normal life. But slowly had questions building up in our minds. You know about how Princess Shroob didn't allow you to ask questions earlier when you asked her "Weren't you on earth and actually fought Yoobinye when y'all launched an attack on earth and tried to kill Birdo but Yoshi actually have crush on her and saved her? Me think Yoshi actually disguised under the name Dr. Joy right?" But she interrupted you before you could finish."

Birdo: "How you know that? Read my mind or something?"

Boulder: "Long story that's not important. There's more important things to do. I'd love to sit down and get to know you, but we'll have more time in about 2 days from now. So for the moment here's what I want you to do. Quietly enter it from the side, ride on top of the elevator to the bottom, rescue your father, and quietly walk to the cell they're holding Princess Shroob in. Team up to grab the camera. You can blow it off and Tank can grab it with his tongue. That will come in handy in the future. It will record Kemmy's conversation with Princess Shroob. By that time they'll have found you and you'll start running and run straight into Mike and Wolfie. That's when Princess Shroob will pretend to be possessed, and attack you. Be careful she will try to break your translators! If she succeeds they'll know your true identity! When you get out from underground Mario will meet up with you being as confused as ever to why you're disguised like this. Explain to him the reason in normal english without the translator. Then Princess shroob will plan an attack on Wolfie's house where that time for sure they'll crush the translator! One fight Kamek will attack Wolfie as a trick to make them think he's evil when he's possessed. Something amazing will happen after that, however, since your translator will be broken it'll only be a matter of time before you're arrested and sent to death row prison! Team up with Mario after they succeed in breaking the translator and find me. You must kill Princess Shroob before then or the entire plan is ruined."

Birdo: "That's pretty specific."

Boulder: "I am the best after all. Remember the plan, we'll have a little time to chat in a few days. There's more important things going on than you and me. You'll really have to live on the curb here. Now go rescue your dad. See you later."

Birdo: "Bye."

(Birdo looks for a cave to go under the mountain further into the ground and looks back and he's still standing there)

Birdo: "Don't Boulder gotta go?"

Boulder: "Waiting for Mario. He'll be here in a few minutes."

Birdo: "OK. Bye!"

(Birdo continues down into the cave.)