Yoshi and Birdo IT isn't worth it

by PhoenixStormJr

After a scary bedtime story about the shroobs Birdo tries to calm down her husband Yoshi. But her efforts are worthless when a REAL ALIEN INVASION HAPPENS! Yoshi is terrified of the strongest one, the Yoob. To make matters worse Birdo defies science and somehow gets pregnant. Will she be able to raise a family, carry a child and fight or will she take the EASY way out?

46. Chapter 46 The big lie

(Birdo went into the cave. Tried to find the safest route down holding onto the rocks. But the stalagtites were dripping water on the sides of the cave and one of her hands slipped.)

Birdo: "YAAAAA!"

(By this time her baby was already using his powers! Birdo felt a gush of wind without her inhaling enter her mouth, and it didn't go to her lungs. This caused the baby to float and in turn Birdo as well. She floated down to the bottom. Birdo put her hands on her belly.)

Birdo: "Ha... Thanks..."

?.?.?: "Did you see the look on Wolfie's face?"

?.?.?: "Wolfie is an idiot, but you should've screamed more, made it sound more painful! Mike didn't look convinced! Wolfie was easily convinced, but it was this reckless action that caused Yoshi to wake up! Imagine if these three figure it out!?"

Birdo: "What?"

(Birdo sneaks in closer trying to see who's talking. She's able to find a long hallway with many jails and various yoshis, yoobs, toads, and shroobs in them. Most of them are unconscious... or dead... she can't really tell.)

Birdo: (under her breath) "What is this place?"

(At the end of the hallway, she sees Princess Shroob and Kemmy talking)

Kemmy: "You gotta scream more next time!"

Princess Shroob: "Aren't they coming here to try to so called ReScUe me? You pretend you're giving me some shot that's supposed to possess me, then I'll scream at the top of my lungs something like "OH MY EYES ARE BEING RIPPED FROM MY SOCKETS!" or "I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS!""

Kemmy: "Not convincing enough! Try some whimpering, moaning, and groaning."

Princess Shroob: "How's this? "OOOO-WOOOOOAHH MY EY-EY-EYES ARE BEING RUH RUH RIIPPED FROM MY SOAAAAAAAAAACKETS!""

Kemmy: "That's better! That'll convince them you're in pain! Now Kamek,"

(Kemmy presses a button on a remote. One of the cells open.)

Kamek: (In an almost lifeless voice) "Yes mother."

Kemmy: "Remember when they come in to act surprised, but don't act like we can't beat them"

Kamek: "Yes mother."

Birdo: (Under her breath) "They're staging this? All this time the 2 top officials on Earth and Shroobsveam were working together?"

(Tank calls in from a cell)

Tank: "B-Birdo?"

Birdo: "Daddy?"

Tank: "Birdo what are you doing here?"

Birdo: "Gonna rescue daddy."

Tank: "If they find you, they'll kill you. Get out of here leave me!"

Birdo: "Nuh uh. My friends gonna help!"

Tank: "Friends?"

(By that time an explosion is heard further up.)

Kemmy: "OK like we practiced. GO!"

Princess Shroob: "OOOO-WOOOOOAHH MY EY-EY-EYES ARE BEING RUH RUH RIIPPED FROM MY SOAAAAAAAAAACKETS! SOME OOOOOONE HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

Wolfie: "IT'S PRINCESS SHROOB! THEY TORTURING HER!"

Kemmy (whispering): "Totally fell for it! You're doing great!"

Mike: "YOU FIENDS BETTER LET HER GO!"

(Mike rushes in with Princess Shroob's laser gun)

Kemmy: "Oh we're not just torturing her! You thought that was all? WE'RE GONNA CONTROL HER!"

(Birdo is uninterested)

Birdo: "What if we use this time to get you out?"

Tank: "Good idea! Both of us bang the lock together!"

(They start hitting the lock. Meanwhile Kemmy injects a basic placebo shot into Princess Shroob's arms)

Princess Shroob: "OOOWOOOAAAAAAAWOOOOOW! I CAAA-AAAA-AAN'T FEEEEEL MY AAAAAARM SOCKETS! WAAAAAAAAAH!"

Kemmy: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Actually laughing at them for how easily fooled they were.)

Birdo: "GOT IT!"

(Tank gets out.)

Tank: "OK let's get out of here!"

Birdo: "WAIT we gotta get the video tape to record that planned event!"

Tank: "Gotcha!"

(Mike runs up and fires a bullet with the gun but Kamek puts up a shield with his wand.)

Kamek: "How'd y'all get past the guards?"

Mike: "There's multiple entrances idiot! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

Princess Shroob: "OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYING! OOOOOOOH OH OH OH EVERYTHING'S GOING BLAAAAAAAAAACK WOOOOOOOOOAH!"

(Wolfie runs up and appears to vanish before running into the shield.)

Kamek: "What? Where'd you go?"

(Kamek is grabbed by the neck with only a hand visible)

Wolfie: "DIDN'T EXPECT A YOOB WITH INVISIBILITY POWERS DIDJA!?"

(Birdo crawls behind all of them with Tank behind her.)

Birdo: "Tank stand on me to get camera!"

Tank: "Got it!"

(Tank stand on Birdo. She's barely able to hold him. Tank uses his tongue to reach and grab it.)

Tank: "Got it!"

(Meanwhile Kemmy shoots a bullet at Wolfie's hand revealing his location. Then another at him crashing him into the wall. Mike throws eggs at Kemmy knocking her down along with Kamek. Then Birdo and Tank run into the scene and grab both of them.)

Tank: "Sorry for no introductions but I'm B-"

(Birdo bumps Tank on the side with her elbow.)

Tank: "I'm her dad!"

Mike: "You rescued your daddy Jelly!"

Princess Shroob: "Not s-s-soo... fast..."

(Princess Shroob stands up with her hands on her head.)

Wolfie: "OH NO!"

Princess Shroob: "While I sti-still ha-have my m-m-mind... RUN I'M BEING TAKEN OVER!"

(Princess Shroob's eyes turn red. Kemmy winks at Princess Shroob)

Princess Shroob: "BWAHAHAHA! YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! DIE STUPID SHROOBS!"

(Princess Shroob holds her hand out and the gun jumps into her hands)

Wolfie: "SH-SHE'S EVIL! RUUUN!"

(Princess Shroob shoots at Birdo but Birdo ducks. The shot misses. Princess shroob fired another while she was on the ground, but Tank grabbed her and dragged her out of the way. Tank spat glue on the gun and it stuck to the wall.)

Princess Shroob: "STUPID SHROOBS!"

Wolfie: "COME ON RUN!"

(They all started running out. Princess Shroob started chasing them along with Kemmy and Kamek. They eventually got out with the gang hot on their tails. But once out, Birdo had to get labor pain at that specific moment.)

Birdo: "GEEEH NO NOT NOW!"

(Birdo still tried to run, but Princess Shroob shot her gun at Birdo's leg. Birdo fell over into the dirt.)

Tank: "JELLY!"

Princess Shroob: "It's over shroob!"

(Princess Shroob held the gun and aimed towards her throat to shoot the translator. But out of nowhere a fireball came from the sky and hit Princess Shroob's gun frying it. Birdo looked up. It was non other than Mario!)

Mario: "Now dat's enough of-a mess, let a pro show you how it's-a done. LET'S-A GO!"

Wolfie: "What he say?" (Mario doesn't have the translator.)

(Mario jumps down on Princess Shroob and kicks her into the dirt against a rock.)

Kemmy: "CRUD WE'RE TOO LATE!"

(Kemmy and Kamek fire bullets at Mario but he jumps over them with ease and fire's a bullet at Kamek. Kemmy throws a bullet at a rock which falls and hits Mario. But Mario planned for this and has some extra power ups in his pocket. He took out an ice flower and froze Kemmy. Mario then turns his head to Birdo.)

Mario: "Um..."

(Mario sort-of recognizes her.)

Mario: "Birdo? What's-a going on here? Who are-a they?"

Wolfie: "IT'S MARIO THE BIG OLD MEANIE!"

(Wolfie turns invisible and runs up and hits Mario. Mario then gets an acorn from his pocket and kicks up some dirt to reveal his location. By this time Birdo turns off the translator)

Birdo: "MARIO STOP!"

Mario: "Why?"

Birdo: "I TRYING TO BE A SPY HERE YOU RUINING IT!"

Mario: "OH I GET IT! That explains the weird colors. I'll uh just-a... run away!"

(Mike throws eggs at Mario, Mario purposefully takes hits and runs screaming.)

Tank: "We can't help Princess Shroob, we just got to retreat now!"

Mike: "Agreed. Let's go!"

(They all run to Princess Shroob's ship and fly off. But while they were running Princess Shroob noticed a camera in Tank's hands.)

Kemmy: "Went perfect right!?"

Princess Shroob: "Uh..."

Kemmy: "What's wrong?"

Princess Shroob: "Well..."

Kemmy: "What?... WHAT!?"

Princess Shroob: "They got the camera..."

Kemmy: "WHAT!?"

Princess Shroob: "QUICK! GO BACK INTO THE JAIL AND LOOK AND SEE IF THE CAMERA IS THERE!"

(Both get up and run inside.)

Kemmy: "THE CAMERA IS GONE! WE HAVE TO GET THAT BACK BEFORE ANYONE FINDS OUT THIS WAS ALL STAGED!"

(Princess Shroob calls someone on her phone.)

Phone: "En-"

Princess Shroob: "060606 PLAN OF SATAN! HURRY UP COME ON!"

Phone: "Access granted. Welco-"

Princess Shroob: "Q6 ALREADY HURRY UP!"

Phone: "Calling Q6."

Q6 (Queen Shroob): "What's up my darling-"

Princess Shroob: "MA! THEY GOT THE CAMERA FROM THE JAIL!"

Q6 (Queen Shroob): "What's on it?"

Princess Shroob: "OUR WHOLE FAKE INVASION PLAN! THIS COULD DESTROY OUR ENTIRE FAKE GOVERNMENT!"

Q6 (Queen Shroob): "WHAT!? We'll be paying a visit to Wolfie's home NOW with the entire military! Don't worry! We'll tell them that the data can only be seen by government officials or something! Don't worry we got this all under control!"

Princess Shroob: "I sure hope so. Imagine if this gets back to earth!? We could lose Yoshi's island too!"