(While they're in the ship)

Mike: "We barely got out of there alive!"

Birdo: "Yeah, that was so hard!"

Wolfie: "What you mean we get out alive! Princess Shroob is GONE!"

Mike: "Now Wolfie don't talk that way! There's hope if we can find an antidote!"

Wolfie: "How we gonna find an antidote? Who smart enough to make an antidote?"

Tank: "Well, I don't know about an antidote, but I got something that could totally destroy their plans!"

Wolfie: "What!?"

(Tank holds up the camera)

Tank: "THIS! I stole this while inside the jail! It recorded all of their plans, and everything they ever said!"

Mike: "AMAZING!"

Wolfie: "Think the weakness or cure to the possession is on there?"

Tank: "May be. We'll have to look!"

Mike: "AWESOME! We'll take a look when we get home! Look, we're almost back to Wolfie's house."

(They land and go inside. Unaware that the military was on their way to their house.)

Mike: "Before we take a look at the footage, tell us about yourself Tank. You're Jelly's dad right?"

Tank: "Not exactly. She's... adopted."

Birdo: "Yeah, but Tank a good daddy anyway."

Mike: "Oh well that's good I guess. Jelly has amnesia and doesn't remember anything. Who her boyfriend is, her friends, where she lives, nothing. Do you have any details?"

Tank: "I'm afraid I don't either."

Mike: "That's sad."

(Meanwhile Birdo and Wolfie are in the bedroom.)

Wolfie: "Still nothing about your boyfriend huh?"

Birdo: *sigh* "Nuh uh."

Wolfie: "Could me tell Jelly about Violet?"

Birdo: "OK."

Wolfie: "She the absolute cutest girl me ever known. Eyes could light up a room. Many criticized her because you could see through her, but me think that was cool. The coolest is she no wanna grow up like me. And she ever so ticklish!"

Birdo: "Ticklish?"

Wolfie: "Yeah! We play for hours tickling and running and wrestling. But most people no like that. Yeah Wolfie get why..."

Birdo: "Know anyone else who like being tickled?"

Wolfie: "No..."

Birdo: "Maybe... me?"

Wolfie: "You like being tickled!?"

Birdo: "Me and Yos- er... Yeah!"

(Wolfie didn't even pay attention to the first thing she said. He jumped towards her and grabbed her.)

Birdo: "GUAAAHAHAHA! OAAAH! BUT ME A F-F-FIGHTER!"

(Birdo pushed on the walls with her feet and pushed him onto the bed. She flipped over and wrecked his belly.)

Wolfie: "GEHEHEHEEHE! OOH!"

(Wolfie managed to fall off the bed and run in the other room. Birdo chased him and pushed him into the couch.)

Wolfie: "GAGAHAHAHAA!"

(Birdo started panting and fell onto the couch as well.)

Wolfie: "Guess me a bit too rough huh?"

Birdo: "N-no... it just huh... huh... me never had this much fun... for long time... huh."

Wolfie: "If Jelly not already have boyfriend me would've asked for a kiss"

Birdo: "WHAT!?"

Wolfie: "But it not right, that's cheating. You really cute though Jelly..."

(Birdo looked into his eyes. She didn't see any ulterior motive. She saw that same dazzling and daydreaming in Yoshi's eyes. Wolfie's arms were shaking like Yoshi's. She knew he wasn't joking... He liked her. "Both our's are gone... Maybe... Maybe... Me could... be Wolfie's girlfriend." Birdo thought.)

Birdo: "I uh... thanks... heh! But... No... Just a bad feeling."

Wolfie: "I not asking for a kiss... Just would if Jelly no have boyfriend."

Tank: "Hey Jelly! We're about to look at that video from the-"

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Soldier: "THIS IS THE SHROOB INVESTIGATION AND ARRESTING SERVICE OPEN UP! WE'RE HERE FOR CLASSIFIED INFORMATION THAT MAY BE ON THIS PROPERTY!"

(Mike goes to the door to see a pink shroob in armor at the door.)

Soldier: "We have information that there is a camera on this property that may contain information about the aliens. We have a warrant to search the house. You're not in trouble, but someone might've put it here to hide it from us and blame it on you. Let us look for it!"

(Mike looks outside to see hundreds of soldiers. Before Mike can answer the man pushes him out of the way and they barge in! The man sees Tank holding the camera. The soldier runs up and tries to grab it, but Tank knows what they'll do,)

Tank: "JELLY CATCH!"

(Tank throws it across the room to Birdo, and the soldier shoots Tank in the leg. and grabs Birdo by the neck. Birdo throws the camera outside a window and screams to the soldier)

Birdo: "YOU NOT A SHROOB! YOU AN ALIEN! HELP ALIENS ATTACKING ME-"

(The soldier squeezes her neck and crushes the translator! Birdo opens her mouth to gasp for air! But she can no longer understand what anyone's saying either because the translator to her ear was connected to her throat!)

Wolfie: "果冻是对的!这就是正在发生的事情!让她走!" (Jelly's right! That's what's going on! Let her go!)

(They shoot Wolfie in his legs and all collapse. Other soldiers run outside to get the camera, but their screams are heard.)

Soldier: "What?"

(Mario dashes in with a blue shell and bonks all of them in their legs freeing Birdo, Mike, Tank, and Wolfie! Mario then crashes into the wall so they can escape!)

Mario: "Birdo RUN!"

Wolfie: "我们得离开这里!" (We gotta get out of here!)

(They try to run, but another soldier shoots Tank in his ear destroying the translator. Mario threw the camera back to Tank and they ran off! Mike jumped into the ship and they flew off! Birdo was nearly choked to death and passed out... Birdo started dreaming again. She saw something that looked like a courtroom. Jesus was the judge. Kunyay was the prosecutor. The lawyer for the prosecution was Brega, and the lawyer for the the defendant she couldn't see.)

Kunyay: "I call Birdo Munchakoopas to the stand."

Jesus: "Birdo come up."

(Birdo went up.)

Brega: "Birdo, did you or did you not go in for an abortion?"

Birdo: "Y-yes..."

Brega: "Were you told about what was really going on? What the child felt?"

Birdo: "No... I sorry. Me try to make it better!"

Brega: "There's all you need. In combination with the video by Yoshi this proves guilt."

Jesus: "Birdo go sit down."

(Birdo went to sit down.)

Jesus: "By the evidence of this court I hereby charge the defendant guilty of the attempted murder of this child. Would the defendant please rise."

(Birdo stood up.)

Jesus: "You're not the defendant! Sit down!"

Birdo: "What?"

Jesus: "In fact, I want both defendants to rise."

(Birdo looked to her left. Yoshi and Kemmy stood up.)

Jesus: "Yoshi and Kemmy, you hereby were found guilty of the attempted murder of Birdo's child by both of you not informing her of the true dangers she put this baby through. Yoshi you had multiple chances but never once said what abortion really was, and you were married to Birdo, but kept your mouth shut. And neither did you Kemmy, even when directly asked. Kemmy your judgment will be eternal damnation to the lake of fire, and Yoshi, your punishment was waived by my blood on the cross. Both of you are responsible for this!"

(Yoshi started crying loudly. He knew he had many chances to tell Birdo, "It IS worth it" but never did. He never told her the pain the baby would go through if she went through with this when he knew full well what abortion was. THAT is why Birdo kept seeing signs that Yoshi was depressed. He was responsible. Not Birdo. Yoshi was responsible for the pain the baby went through because of his lack of communication. Not Birdo. If Yoshi had told her, she wouldn't be in this mess.)

Yoshi: "ME WANNA HELP TH-THE BABY! LET M-M-ME HELP BIRDO! I NE-NEVER NOT TELL HER ANYTHING AGAIN!"

Birdo: "Yoshi! Me love you!"

(Birdo woke up. She was lying in a bed. Nothing connected except a heart rate monitor. It never went off. She was only dreaming this time.)

Wolfie: "呸!我们几乎没有离开那里是吧?" (Phew! We almost didn't get out of there huh?)

Birdo: "Uh..." (The translator's broken. She can't understand him!)

Wolfie: "什么黄果冻?你爸爸还没起床。" (Something wrong Jelly? Your daddy isn't up yet.)

(Birdo puts her hands on her ears to try to turn on the switch. And her tongue from her mouth. NOT WORKING!)

Wolfie: "你在做什么?嘿,迈克,果冻在做什么?" (What are you doing? Hey Mike what's Jelly doing?)

(Mike walks in. Birdo starts panicking and pulls off the covers... BUT NOTICES HER BOTTOM PART OF HER TAIL IS WHITE AND PULLS THEM BACK ON! THE PAINT IS GONE! IT RUBBED OFF WHEN SHE FELL DOWN OUTSIDE!)

Mike: "果冻?" (Jelly?)

Birdo: "JUST GIMME A SECO-"

(Birdo knew she wasn't supposed to say that!)

Wolfie: "她说了什么?" (What did she say?)

Mike: "听起来像… 英文!" (That sounded like... ENGLISH!)

(Birdo jumped out of her bed and ran in the other room panting violently!)

Birdo: "WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO!?"

Wolfie: "英语!?"

Mike: "等一下…她看起来很困惑。给我一个翻译。" (Wait a second... She looked confused. Hand me a translator.)

Wolfie: "你不是说…果冻是外星人!?" (You're not saying that... JELLY'S AN ALIEN!?)

Mike: "拿枪。现在!" (Get a gun. NOW!)

(Wolfie handed him a translator and picked up a gun. Wolfie and Mike went to check on Birdo. Mike said something into the translator.)

Mike (Through the translator): "Jelly is everything alright?"

Birdo: (thinks her own translator was fixed) "Oh yeah! Sorry about that. Me forgot where I was for a second! More amnesia!"

Translator: "哦耶!对于那个很抱歉。一瞬间我忘记了自己在哪里!更失忆!"

Birdo: "Uh oh..."

(Mike and Wolfie hold up their guns!)

Wolfie: "叛徒!"

Translator: "TRAITOR!"

Birdo: "Not good!"

(Tank comes out of his room.)

Tank: "Alright what did I mi- HOLY SMOKE!"

(Mike points his gun in Tank's direction)

Mike: "不要移动外星叛徒!"

translator: "DON'T MOVE ALIEN TRAITOR!"

Tank: "Jelly, what happened?"

Wolfie: "受够了这种健忘症和果冻的胡说八道!你叫谁果冻!?" (ENOUGH OF THIS AMNESIA AND JELLY NONSENSE! WHO ARE YOU SO CALLED JELLY!?)

Birdo: "My name Birdo. I the wife of Yoshisaur Munchakoopas! He died! This baby is YOSHI'S!"