(Everything in parenthesis is supposed to be the translator box.)

Wolfie: "你…你杀了我的兄弟！！！" (You... YOU MURDERED MY BROTHER!)

Birdo: "I did not! That mean Kemmy-" (我没有！这意味着凯米-)

Wolfie: "不不要给我那些废话！你个叛徒！没想到我竟然对你有好感！你杀了Yoobinye，现在你也想杀了我吧！？是这样吗！？" (DON'T GIVE ME THAT NONSENSE! YOU TRAITOR! To think I even had a crush on you! You murdered Yoobinye and now you wanna murder me too huh!? IS THAT IT!?)

Tank: "They're not listening Birdo! We gotta get out of here!"

Birdo: "Looks like they not gonna let us out without a fight!"

(Tank bolted to his right and Mike fired a bullet at him, Tank then jumped up and used his glue powers to stick to the wall and threw an egg at Mike. Mike jumped out of the way. Wolfie fired a bullet at Birdo and she inhaled it and spit it back and it hit the gun frying it.)

Wolfie: "我知道我知道！一直以来，你都哇-想杀了我哇哇哇！！" (Me knew it me knew it! ALL TH-THIS TIME YOU WA-WANNA KILL MEHEH WAAAAAH!)

(Wolfie started crying and turned invisible. Birdo felt terrible for him seeing him cry. But Wolfie turned invisible and ran behind Birdo and kicked her onto the ground then grabbed her arms)

Wolfie: "你拿走我的一切，我都会得到你！" (I gonna get you for all you take from me!)

(Wolfie tries to twist Birdo's arm, but by now Birdo understood what to do. She looked at a piece of metal, and a bullet came up her throat and she spat it out. Her baby copied the bullet and it bounced off and shot him on his back. Wolfie yelped and fell off. Birdo spat another shot at Mike who fell on the ground.)

Mike: "GAAAH!"

(Tank jumped from the ceiling onto Mike and stood on his back and hit him in the back of the head knocking him unconcious. For some reason Tank felt like he shouldn't kill him. Wolfie started bawling uncontrollably. He tried to say something but the translator couldn't translate he was crying so much.)

Wolfie: "他，我去吧，紫罗兰请"

(All the translator got was)

Wolfie: "GO AHEAD AND KILL-... ... ... LIKE VIOLET ... ...YOOBINYE... ... MONSTER!"

(Wolfie threw an egg at Birdo knocking her down to the ground. Wolfie jumped up and broke the window of the ship and fell out and ran away sobbing. Birdo saw him run away, but she didn't jump out after him, he would attack her. She didn't know why he was crying, but Birdo felt sorry for him.)

Tank: "Birdo?"

Birdo: "Why he crying?"

Tank: "Could it be because he's hurt?"

Birdo: "He was crying before me shot him. Why he so sad?"

Tank: "I couldn't tell you. Sorry."

Birdo: "What do we do with Mike?"

Tank: "We have no choice. We have to lock him up."

Birdo: "Should we... kill him?"

Tank: "I don't... think we should."

Birdo: "Why?"

Tank: "... ... ... I... don't know why."

Birdo: "Come on why?"

Tank: "I think I heard... someone say not to."

Birdo: "Like the holy spirit?"

Tank: "Yes... I know it sounds crazy but just trust me."

Birdo: "He talk to me all the time."

Tank: "Well... Thanks... We'll just lock him up."

(Tank picked up Mike and took him in the onboard jail cell. Then came back.)

Tank: "They never watched this video."

Birdo: "Why they so determined to get this camera? Don't the shroobs know this is all a fake stage?"

Tank: "The shroobs are evil... They must know... so why doesn't Princess Shroob want them to see it?"

Birdo: "Strange... That truly is scary."

Tank: "Do you remember when Mario and Luigi were fighting them? They received some key with Kyle Koopa the news reporter onboard this specific ship, once they put the key into something, they immediately kicked them out of the ship. They never figured out what the secret of the shroobs is. Think maybe that has something to do with it?"

Birdo: "Let's find that place. It was in the attic right?"

Tank: "Let's go."

(They go up to the top of the ship. Forbidden but no one is onboard to stop them. On the top they see a bunch of wires that used to be hooked up to a computer but it's gone.)

Birdo: "Wonder what they did with it?"

Tank: "It must be important to re locate it."

Birdo: "We gotta get that secret!"

(Meanwhile on ground Wolfie is saying incoherent shroob language since there's no translator and is sobbing)

Wolfie: "不错的尝试，但它应该是一个秘密。我不会正确翻译它。"

(Wolfie is then approached by guards who say more nonsense. Wolfie yells something back at them. And then they attack him by firing bullets at him. Wolfie falls to the ground and can't run. Mario flies by on a cape and sees him.)

Mario: "Why would the shroobs be attacking their own kind? This doesn't make-a sense."

(Mario heads towards the ground and headbutts it creating an earthquake knocking them all down. He then grabs Wolfie who's slowly losing consciousness and flies back to the ship. The guards shoot at Mario but Mario easily dodges them since he's in the air and they're not. Queen shroob is behind the guards and calls someone on her phone and enters the same passcode.)

Queen Shroob (Q6): "Call Q7 King Shroob!"

King Shroob (Q7): "What's going on honey?"

Queen Shroob (Q6): "Wolfie didn't have the camera either. Plus I think attacking him was a bad idea, he kept muttering about how aliens killed his girlfriend, his brother, and now they wanna kill him too. He may be skeptical of us now."

King Shroob (Q7): "I'll send helicopters to take down the mother ship. The camera has GOT to be on there! I saw Mario fly to the ship carrying Wolfie! Can you imagine what would happen if he found out this was all a gag? That big mouth would completely demolish our government!"

(Mario was carrying Wolfie to the ship. Wolfie said something to Mario and cried some more, but Mario couldn't tell what it was. Wolfie was too wounded to move. Mario flew in the busted window)

Birdo: "MARIO!"

Mario: "Would someone PLEASE ex-a plain to me WHAT IS GOING ON!?"

Tank: "You sure are late in the game Mario. Most of the time you were possessed and couldn't do anything."

Mario: "That dumb Kunyay! Where do I put-a him?"

Tank: "Take him to a bed in a cell. He looks too wounded to move. Also when you get back we have some stuff to tell you about Kunyay..."

(Mario went and laid Wolfie down into a bed and came back.)

Tank: "Now let me tell you what's been going on... ... ... ..."

(A while later...)

Mario: "So... The truth is Kunyay was lied about?"

Birdo: "Yes"

Mario: "Kunyay was the first person I saw when I woke-a up from Possession. You're-a saying he cured me?"

Birdo: "Yes."

Mario: "Yoshi was-a possessed by Kemmy the good witch and you had to kill him."

Birdo: "Yup."

Mario: "Now you're-a here for revenge?"

Tank: "That about sums it up."

Mario: "Where's-a my bro? I need to apologize to him."

Tank: "He flew back to earth."

Mario: "Mama-mia I can't-a find anyone! Well I suppose it's-a alright to fight the shroobs with you! What's the plan!?"

Tank: "First the secret of the shroobs. Do you remember that purple key Kyle Koopa the reporter gave you? What did it open?"

Mario: "Some container with a computer. We couldn't see what was-a in it, because they threw us out of the ship when they opened it." (This is actually in the game Mario and Luigi Partners in time. It ends and they never tell the big secret.)

Birdo: "They took that away. It gone now."

Mario: "Must be an important secret whatever it is."

Tank: "Think maybe we can get Wolfie to talk?"

Mario: "He's a yoob. But... Maybe. He's obviously in no condition to fight."

Birdo: "Maybe Birdo can talk with him?"

Tank: "Are you sure he's not gonna hurt you?"

Birdo: "How can he?"

Tank: "Good point. Should we go in there with you?"

Birdo: "He may feel intimidated. Maybe me can just calmly talk to Wolfie. If not, all of us."

Tank: "Alright."

(Birdo walks into the room where Wolfie is laying on the bed. Mario put bandages on his wounds. Wolfie is laying on the bed with a translator on the shelf. Note: I'm not using Chinese to save space. Just assume the translator's working)

Birdo: "Wolfie?"

Wolfie: "Traitor... Alien... Traitor."

Birdo: "What Wolfie crying about?"

Wolfie: "Yuh-yuh you killed... My girlfriend... my brother... took my mama and daddy away to fight... killed my adoptive parents... my friends... now huh huh yuh-"

(Wolfie started whimpering.)

Wolfie: "BIRDO WANNA KILL ME TOO!"

(Birdo grabbed a tissue and wiped his eyes.)

Wolfie: "DON'T TOUCH ME!"

Birdo: "I no wanna kill Wolfie."

Wolfie: "Why!? Wanna TORTU-TU-TURE MEH-MEH ME!?"

Birdo: "I no kill your brother... Me loved Yoshi."

Wolfie: "A big puh puh pack of LIES!"

Birdo: "Yoshi loved Birdo too. He not even know he was a shroob."

Wolfie: "Bunch of conspiracy theories! I no believe it! Me even had a crush on Birdo! Yoshi probably tricked by Birdo so Birdo could KILL HIM!"

Birdo: "Yoshi was possessed by Kemmy."

Wolfie: "Kemmy on YOUR SIDE!"

Birdo: "No she's not!"

Wolfie: "Didn't see Kemmy following Boulder's orders? Kemmy attacked us and possessed Princess Shroob!"

Birdo: "That was all staged!"

Wolfie: "Staged? You monsters want Wolfie to believe that? JUST KILL ME AND GE-GET IT OVER WITH-TH-TH!"

(Wolfie's tears fell onto Birdo's bare feet and onto the floor and created a small puddle. Wolfie's eyes were shut tight. He was in complete fear and sadness that they would kill him. Birdo wondered why a shroob would be crying his eyes out in fear of them constantly pretending he believed the lies and never admitting to the truth even when directly confronted with no cameras around. Birdo thought "It like Wolfie is brainwashed why he acting like that?" Birdo put her arm behind his head.)

Wolfie: "DON'T HURT ME PLEASE!"

(Birdo hugged him with both her hands.)

Wolfie: "What what you do-do-doing?"

Birdo: "I not trying to kill you Wolfie... I not gonna torture you."

Wolfie: "But trying to brainwash me to believe your lies!? I not falling for it!"

Birdo: "You don't believe Princess Shroob is evil?"

Wolfie: "Not a chance no! YOU EVIL!"

Birdo: "Remember that camera from the cell?"

Wolfie: "..."

Birdo: "Would you like to watch it?"

Wolfie: "That has your secrets on it?"

Birdo: "Not mine. The evil aliens secrets."

Wolfie: "But... You the evil aliens!"

Birdo: "Want to see for yourself?"

Wolfie: "... You gonna let me see your secrets?"

Birdo: "The evil aliens secrets."

Wolfie: "I no know why you would..."

Birdo: "Let me go get it."

(Birdo left the room to talk with Tank.)

Birdo: "Give me the camera."

(Tank gave Birdo the camera. Birdo went back in)

Tank: "Mario, you got the copy?"

Mario: "Yes."

(Birdo went and gave the camera to Wolfie. Wolfie hit play.)

King Shroob: "Get in there!"

(King Shroob threw a shroob into a cell)

Shroob #1: "You'll never get away with this!"

King Shroob: "I believe I already have! You won't bow down to our government so you'll starve here!"

(... ... ...)

Queen Shroob: "Y'all found out the truth that the aliens are on our side! You won't get to tell anyone about this! You'll rot in this jail!"

Shroob #2: "God will help us!"

Queen Shroob: "Let him try."

(... ... ...)

Princess Shroob: "Aren't they coming here to try to so called ReScUe me? You pretend you're giving me some shot that's supposed to possess me, then I'll scream at the top of my lungs something like "OH MY EYES ARE BEING RIPPED FROM MY SOCKETS!" or "I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS!""

Kemmy: "Not convincing enough! Try some whimpering, moaning, and groaning."

(They tortured many shroobs, toads, yoobs, and yoshis when they found out the truth. They tortured all races equally after they found out Princess Shroob, Queen Shroob, and King Shroob were all WORKING WITH THE EVIL PEOPLE FROM EARTH! Almost all shroobs who found out were killed. Along with the toads. The shroobs didn't mean to follow this evil government. Just like Birdo didn't mean to follow Kemmy. The shroobs didn't know. The secret of the shroobs is

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THE SHROOBS THEMSELVES ARE NOT EVIL!.!.!.!.!.!.! THEIR GOVERNMENT IS!.!.!.!.! AND SO WAS YOSHIS ISLAND'S!.!.!.!.!.!)

(Wolfie placed the camera down on his chest after watching the ending. That whole possession thing was all a fake. He saw more shroobs get ACTUALLY possessed who joined the military. Wolfie sighed and looked at Birdo.)

Wolfie: "So... What's this mean? Princess Shroob is evil? Queen shroob is evil? They all evil?"

Birdo: "Yes."

Wolfie: "Why you show me this? Aren't Birdo evil too?"

Birdo: "We came here to stop them along with Kemmy."

Wolfie: "So Birdo the good guy all along trying to save the shroobs?"

Birdo: "We were tricked too by Kemmy into thinking you were evil. Wolfie tricked by Princess Shroob into thinking me evil."

Wolfie: "But my friends not evil!"

Birdo: "Maybe they tricked as well."

Wolfie: "So how we stop them?"

Birdo: "We have to spread the video!"

Wolfie: "Me got it... but... What that mean for Yoshi my brother?"

Birdo: "The truth is Kemmy possessed him... Yoshi was sent after me... I... had no choice... Yoshi died... And it Kemmy's fault!"

Wolfie: "Kemmy is against you?"

Birdo: "Yeah. Kemmy gotta pay for what he do to Yoshi!"

Wolfie: "Why would they lie saying you evil though? Why they lie saying all of earth was evil?"

Birdo: "If they lied about all earth being evil... Could they have lied about all shroobsveam being evil too? Are most shroobs actually good?"

Wolfie: "Well I good!"

Birdo: "Are most shroobs good?"

Wolfie: "I no know..."

(The ship shook with many bullets and a loud megaphone shouting "THIS IS THE SHROOB INVESTIGATION AND ARRESTING SERVICE! YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK BY THE SHROOB GOVERNMENT! HAND OVER THE CAMERA NOW OR YOU WILL BE KILLED ON SITE!")