Yep, cringe. Fucking cringe.

I'm also at that point where I don't know why I write this story, but I'm sure everyone feels that way once they start a story and don't invest in it because they have several other stories that they are writing.

Yeah.

I also decided after some rereading of the previous chapters to instead of trying to do everything exactly like the MHA anime/manga (I'm a manga reader, so I don't watch the anime, but I still play the MHA games, namely One's Justice so I do have a grasp on some of their voices), I'll go a bit off track so things are more towards the weird canon of this story.

Needless to say, this story is beyond fucked up, and I'm beginning to further question my sanity.

Two weeks after the UA entrance exam, Izuku and Katsuki were, strangely, at a gym working out.

"Okay, so let me get this straight," Katsuki began as Izuku used the bench press. "You were left to eat everyone's dust."

"Yes."

"You were most likely insulted by some French guy?"

"Mhm."

"And you saved that one chick who we both agree is cute while breaking your arm and legs in the process."

"Correct."

Katsuki looked at Izuku for a few seconds before saying, "So you just decided to play Hero and jump in when someone needed help."

"Pretty much," Izuku replied as he lifted the barbell back onto the press and he sat up. "I don't remember much, most likely due to the energy spike I had and because I went into shock once I hit the ground, but I'm pretty sure she also saved me."

"Well how else would you have survived the fall?"

"Well-"

"Without breaking your other arm."

"...most likely due to Uraraka."

Katsuki then sighed. "So then I guess we got to wait until the new term and then see if we can find her and have you thank her for saving your ass."

Izuku nodded in agreement. "True, we do have to do that."

"Well I should be thanking you for saving my ass," Ochaco said.

"Well my body did just move in the moment," Izuku replied to her. "Wait, what?!" He then registered that she was here and said, "When did you get here?!"

"Well I moved into an apartment that's cheap, and then I decided to find a place that I could cheaply work out at so I could also train my Quirk, legally, and found this place," Ochaco said. "Also, hi!"

Katsuki whistled. "Smooth."

"Why thank you! You're rather handsome yourself," Ochaco replied.

Katsuki was dumbfounded. "What?"

"Don't you know? Main characters of My Hero Academia get an app on their phone so they can view otherworldly content!" Ochaco said.

"So that's that weird app I've been deleting that has fanart of me if I were an anime character," Izuku said as he pulled out his phone. "...who even are some of these girls?"

"Well there's a lot you guys clearly don't know, which is acceptable considering you have to learn it one way, and turns out the world is full of lies!" Ochaco said bluntly while still seeming happy about it.

Katsuki looked at her before asking, "Your personality is the type that is happy and cheerful about basically everything, right?"

"Damn right! None of us have our same personality from the original series!" Ochaco replied. "That, and our placement hasn't changed in the slightest."

"I can only imagine what the rest are like," Katsuki said.

"Well I can only bet that something weird is gonna happen," Izuku said. "I also wouldn't be surprised if one was a yandere."

"If that's the case, then I'm sorry you'll have to deal with that."

"Also, Uraraka," Izuku began as he looked at her. "You wear a leotard while at the gym?" She was indeed wearing a leotard.

"You'd be surprised at how different I am from my canon self!" Ochaco answered. "And besides, why does it matter? You're wearing a slightly oversized tracksuit and your boyfriend wears a tank top and shorts."

"Point taken."

"Now, if you don't mind me," Ochaco said before picking up the same barbell Izuku was just working out with before beginning to lift it over her head with just one hand without using her Quirk and then walking away to go change the weights on it. "I'm going to see just how heavy I can make this."

Izuku and Katsuki's jaws dropped at that display. Just what the fuck did they witness?

"Deku?"

"Yeah Kacchan?"

"She has a nice ass."

"What the fuck?! That's what you're concerned about?! Not the fact she lifted a barbell of fifty pounds over her head like it was nothing?!"

"I mean, it's to be somewhat expected."

"...you're a dunce."

"WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN?!"

And so after a few weeks, the three (Deku and Bakugo, with Ochaco included) walked the halls to find Class 1A, while Bakugo was singing at the same time.

"Kacchan, you're disrupting the peace," Izuku told his boyfriend.

"And that's exactly my job as the Ultimate Rebel," Katsuki replied as he stopped singing for a moment.

"Is that a Danganronpa reference? Cause if that's the case, I would say you're more of the Ultimate Demolitionist," Ochaco countered.

"Then how 'bout I blow your head right off!"

"I doubt you can produce that much."

Izuku began to laugh and put a hand over his mouth, while Katsuki got flustered and looked away. "Great, she's also great at comebacks."

"But that's how humans reproduce, by-"

"We get it! You also like to make sexual retorts!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOO!" They heard someone yell from somewhere in the building, which slightly concerned the three.

"...what the hell did we get into?" Izuku questioned.

"I don't know, and I already hate it," Katsuki replied.

"Oh hey, we're here," Ochaco said as she pointed at a door that had 1A written on it.

"Great!" Katsuki said before kicking the door off it's hinged and sending it through the window, while announcing, "AND SO ALL MIGHT SHOUTED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, 'ALL FOR OOOOOOOOOONE!'"

"Hey there kid," a man who looked like a homeless said. "I'm your teacher, Shouta Aizawa. You almost killed me with that stunt you pulled so because of your actions, everyone is skipping orientation and going to do a test using your Quirks to see where you all are at with pure unadulterated talent and slash or power."

"But in reality we were gonna do this test anyways because you don't give a fuck about orientation, right?" Izuku assumed.

Aizawa was silent, before giving one of his creepy smiles and saying, "Smart. But we're doing the test regardless." He then threw a gym outfit at Izuku's face before leaving a bag on the podium filled with other tracksuits and leaving to the field.

"...he knows we can't navigate this place, right?"

"Then adapt!" A blue haired teen with glasses stated. "GOTTA GO FAST!" And he grabbed a uniform and ran out of the room at an intense speed.

Izuku just stared at the scorch marks on the floor and said, "Great, he's the hyperactive one who can't stay still for more than five seconds and is over energetic." Izuku was silent before saying, "Fuck."

Yaoyorozu (Because describing them all on hair is already old and boring and I'm fucking done doing it as everyone can just look up their FUCKING design and should already know what they look like) looked at Izuku lustfully and said, "I would gladly-"

"Figurative," Todoroki began, "language." He looked at Yaoyorozu. "Calm your thirst until after your debut."

"Fine," Yaoyorozu said while pouting.

Izuku and Katsuki just stared at her, before the two began running out of the room and trying to follow Iida. "I'm scared for my virginity!" Izuku told his boyfriend.

"I'm scared for mine as well!" Katsuki replied as they ran.

Okay, for personalities of characters so far:

Izuku and Bakugo's are more of a mixed reaction type as this story will empathize on them mainly, so they're reactions vary.

Ochaco is bright about everything, and is open about everything. Blunt to put it simply. Though I'll say this, she also has her dark side.

Yaoyorozu (as recommended in a review) is one of the sluttier characters, and I can't believe I used such a word, though I guess it was coming since they are teenagers and Ochaco makes sexual retorts when she decides.

Iida, as stated, is hyperactive but is also more of a sheltered child. So we won't see any profanity from him in his early chapters, but we will eventually. I plan on giving him the personality of Sonic too as he slows down.

Todoroki is nothing like his canon counterpart, and is instead much more knowledgeable and intelligent about various fields, like social interactions and cues. One For All he'll learn about instantly, so give it a few chapters. I see this version of him also more open to opinions and probably being a hell of a lot more darker too.

Aizawa just likes to be an ass to everyone by saying somethings gonna happen, when in truth he's actually following canon events.

I brought up that the Main MHA characters can essentially break the Fourth Wall, and that alone will just help change the story. I don't plan for them to have the same outfits, so they're gonna swap out outfit designs every so often, mainly colors though. Deku, is a different story, as he's the main character.

I guess that's all. Tell me how you think other characters will act too.