It's almost Christmas boys and girls, and you know what that means! *pulls a pistol and cocks it* It's time to go Grinch-Watching so we can shoot the Grinches and kill them!
Bakugo: So, I was reading something-
*shoots Bakugo* One Grinch down! Some hundred or so more to go!
Bakugo: Fucking… kill me…
"Alright maggots, listen up," Aizawa said. "We're going to do a test in order to assess how crappy each and everyone of you are. Don't ask why, just do it."
"I have a feeling something bad is going to happen," Izuku commented.
"Yeah, same," Katsuki agreed.
"If we're being honest, he's probably gonna say something among the lines of 'whoever places last is gonna be expelled from the class', which will damage that person's record, and from there on finding a hero school that would accept that person would be nigh impossible to find, which would eventually lead to that person going to a normal high school or worst case scenario becoming a villain, and since each of us have strong as hell Quirks, if any of us did become villains, our families would have the power and evidence to support suing UA, which would cause a scandal too great for our society to handle with more Villains coming out to do their shady business and that would obviously cause Japan's society to trust Heroes even less as the worst case, or best case scenario UA makes the teaching policy even stricter and removes the freedom the teachers have while teaching, if only to protect the safety of the students and prevent any more villains from rising from UA's Hero Course," Mina said in a emotionless tone, which made everyone look at her, worried for her mental health as well as realizing how great of a point she made.
"...if it wasn't for the fact I don't give a shit, I would probably refrain from expelling whoever came last," Aizawa said. "However, I don't give a shit, and I'm still doing as I said. I'll give you props for coming up with a sound argument."
"Yeah, I expected as much," Mina said while looking down.
"I'm surprised you haven't dyed your hair black, or even just the tips," Kirishima told her.
"I was too lazy and decided that I'll do it later," Mina answered.
Izuku, Katsuki, and Ochaco merely looked at the two of them, before they looked at each other. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure this world's version of Class 1A needs some help," Izuku whispered to them.
"Definitely," Bakugo agreeingly whispered.
"Agreed," Ochaco whispered back.
"If everyone is done bitching about life, can we get on with this because I have a nap I need to take unless I want to pass out while teaching," Aizawa said.
"Why can't you sleep at night though?" Izuku asked.
"Because I have to take care of my cats, and also grade your fucking homework while making sure Mic doesn't wake up the neighbors," Aizawa replied. "Now shut up."
"Yes sir!"
"Bakugo, you beat the most robots so throw this baseball as far as you can using your Quirk or get an F," Aizawa told the explosive teen.
"Sorry Deku," Bakugo said before grabbing the ball and chucking it. "SAYONARA!" Then his hand released an explosion and sent the ball flying.
"I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!" They heard someone yell.
"What the fuck?" Katsuki questioned.
"Don't ask," Aizawa said before showing Bakugo's 705.2 meter score.
"Dope," Bakugo said simply as he returned to Izuku.
"Alright, with that out of the way-!" Aizawa began.
One Anime Timeskip Later
"-now let's see your scores," Aizawa finished randomly as the timeskip cut into one of his sentences.
"I have a serious sense of Deja Vu but I can't tell why," Izuku whispered to his posse.
"Probably because of the whole interdimensional thing," Ochaco whispered back.
"That or something happened that you've experienced but are only re-experiencing right now," Katsuki added.
"True," Izuku said before they saw their scores.
The only real difference was Izuku was in 19th Place, and Mineta was in 20th place.
"Now behold, you're all staying, so fuck off, I need to go take a nap before I lose any more brain cells after what I've witnessed here," Aizawa said. "And someone take Sato to Recovery Girl before we have to deal with cleaning up his breakfast. I don't even understand why he has sugar on him in the first place!"
"Cookie…" Sato simply said tiredly.
"Right, he'll probably suffer from a sugar crash in a few moments," Izuku said.
"I got this," Shoji said before walking off with Sato.
"Well, now that that is taken care of," Todoroki began. "It's time for me to enact my plan."
"What?" Everyone else questioned.
"You'll see in a few chapters," Todoroki said, before walking off.
"I'm curious as to what he's up to," Ochaco stated.
Bakugo and Izuku nodded in agreement. "Hopefully he's not plotting something evil," Izuku said.
"Knowing him and his backstory from the canon, he probably plans to do something to disgrace his father as well as get his own revenge on him," Mina said. "I already have a few ideas as to what he's going to do."
Izuku looked at her. "Are you sure you're okay?" Izuku asked.
"If I'm supposed to let my feelings out, I'm depressed," Mina answered.
"Right…" Bakugo said. "Let's go Izu, we're going to go change."
"Okay," Izuku said.
Yaoyorozu smiled. "Mind if I-"
"RUN!" Izuku shouted as the two gay dudes began to run from the rich girl.
"I'll get in your pants one day…" Momo swore to herself.
"Why not another guy's pants?" Kaminari asked.
"Because he's cuter than the rest of you idiots," Momo said. "And Todoroki's turned me down more than fucking once." Everyone gave her a questioning look, not sure if this was on purpose, or if she just liked to do this for fun.
Regardless, everyone did go to the changing rooms and eventually change into their school uniforms before returning to the classroom.
At the end of the long day, Aizawa had come back into the classroom looking way better than earlier this morning.
"Okay, so, everyone here should know that we do happen to be a spinoff series of a canon timeline and that also means we have some jackass watching over us," Aizawa stated. "Well, said jackass also gave us some news to report to every idiot in this fucking school. Ahem." Pulling out a clipboard, he began to read what it said. "The first thing is that the dorms that would normally be appearing during Season 3 and also Manga 11 of My Hero are going to be built within a few days time, so we'll have to deal with that, and by we, I mean you all better start fucking packing your bags to move. Second, do unforeseen and by which it's actually foreseen, you may experience sudden color changes to your costumes at random points in this story, which also apply to your uniforms, casual clothes, gym clothes, and hero costumes, as well as any special outfits, like the movie costumes since we'll also have the My Hero Academia movies involved in this story, so that will happen. Third… we kinda already addressed the movies." Aizawa flipped the page to see whether or not anything else was written. "Nevermind, that is all." He looked back at his students. "Alright, y'all can go home and get in each other's pants or whatever."
Bakugo raised his hand randomly. "Will we have a Purge during the October of this story?"
Aizawa's raised an eyebrow at that. "I'll ask the higher ups."
"Why a Purge?" Izuku asked Bakugo.
"Because I want to kill that rich girl since she is getting on my nerves with her behavior.
"Understandable, but wouldn't that just mean she'll try to kill you and Ochaco to get in my pants since all laws are literally overlooked on the day of the Purge?" Izuku asked.
Bakugo thought about it and realized he was right. "I take it back," he said while looking at Aizawa again. "I TAKE IT BACK!"
Aizawa showed his phone screen and clicked send right in front of Bakugo's eyes. "Too late."
"Fuck me," Bakugo said.
"I would gladly on one condition," Yaoyorozu said.
"I will send you to Hell if you don't keep your fucking thirst in check," Bakugo said.
"Already went," Momo said, while painting her nails with nail polish she pulled out from somewhere.
Izuku and Bakugo's eyes widened, before Todoroki said, "She's part Succubus." Yaoyorozu began to laugh, as the bell rang and the boys left immediately, with Ochaco following close behind them.
We build character in this chapter!
Going with what was said by The Gentleman with a Mustache, Mina is Emo! I have several reasons as to why I like it, but the main reason is that she can be the Depressed Jimmy of this AU. And by Depressed Jimmy, I mean Cell Jr. from the DevilArtemis YouTube.
Everyone else I'm still building on, but I'll figure out something. The ones I have an idea for are Monoma, Kirishima, and Tetsutetsu. Everyone else I'm still trying to put pieces together.
Anyways, I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter and I look forward to seeing what other bullshit I have planned. And remember! If you see a Grinch, fucking pop a cap in their ass.