With the power of pre-writing, I wrote this before Christmas, to post this on Christmas. You're welcome.

Now, I'm going to address some shit!

Number 1: Todoroki calling Yaoyorozu a Succubus.

I kinda went with the flow at the moment, I think I was also sleep deprived as I am now writing this author's note so I was probably thinking "screw it, why not have some part-demon bullshit in this?" and I'm de-confirming that right now. Momo is not a Succubus, and is just… how do I word this politely? Hmm…

Moving on!

Number 2: Todoroki's Plan

Something else I wrote on a whim. Will he have something? I'll think about it.

Lastly, Number 3: The Villains of this Story

As mentioned, we will have the movies involved and obviously, this means they're going to be getting involved, one way or another. The only matter left is what will happen to them, the League, the Hassaikai, all of the villains.

So, I've to follow through with the whole AU and abridged part of this story, I've devised that we might have a dormitory on campus for all of the villains they do capture, and to try and reform them. Also for all of you Izuku x Toga people, as we need a way for that to be a-okay, and also because why the fuck not?

Now, onto the chapter!

The door kicked open and was kicked off of it's hinges as it flew across the hallway and hit the wall, not even 8 feet in front of it. Bakugo looked around, before yelling, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!"

"Kacchan, I think we might be in some sort of secret facility," Izuku said. He looked at the room they woke up in. "That, or this is a simulation of the canon. These are the dorms."

"They said we had a few weeks or something, and I held them to that regard," Katsuki said. "So, my question now is, WHY NOW, AND FUCKING HOW?!"

"It doesn't help that I woke up from my mom crying," Todoroki said as he exited the room next to the one Izuku and Katsuki were in. "But it worsens when I'm apparently in the room next to you two gay idiots, who're yelling and disturbing the motherfucking peace!" Todoroki shouted while slamming his hand into the wall. "So please shut the fuck up and let me sleep!"

"Great, he's here!" Katsuki thought aloud. "All we need now is that rich prostitute and we'll be fucking golden!"

"I'm over here!" Yaoyorozu shouted from somewhere, though it sounded like it was through the wall. Katsuki was about to make a witty remark when an axe came through the wall before a chainsaw cut an opening and Yaoyorozu stepped through it while throwing said chainsaw to the side. "Now, you're considering my offer I'm assuming?"

"I WAS FUCKING KIDDING! WHY IS SHE HERE?!" Bakugo shouted. "MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW THE HELL DID WE GET HERE?!"

"Come downstairs, dibshits," Aizawa's voice said through an intercom.

"The homeless man who is our teacher is here too?!" Bakugo shouted. "WHO ISN'T HERE?!"

Quite literally, everyone was here. At least the important characters were… by which, all of 1A was there, including their teachers. Aizawa was standing in the middle of the room with a figure who resembled Izuku, minus the ripped Gi he was wearing.

"Hello my bitches and bros, and no binary hoes!" The Izuku-look-alike said. "I'm your god, Lego, and I've come to announce that the dorms are here!"

"Wait, that means that you're the one who teleported us into those beds!" Katsuki said.

"Are you related to Midoriya?" Todoroki asked Lego.

Lego looked at Shoto. "Really? That's your question? Not, 'Do I get revenge on my father' or something among the lines of revenge?"

"I have other priorities as well, and things to be settled," Shoto said as he stared at the god.

Lego merely raised an eyebrow. "...right." Lego turned to look at the rest of the class. "Yeah, your dorms are here now. So, I'm leaving." He then opened a door and flipped them all off. "LATER BITCHES!" He then slammed the door and left. Bakugo opened the door to reveal it was just a closet, but the god was nowhere to be found.

"Fuck!" Bakugo said. "I wanted to take back that Purge bullshit!"

"Too late!" He heard Lego shout, and Bakugo merely grumbled something about him hating the world.

"Anyways!" Aizawa said. "Get your uniforms on, and head to class." Aizawa then left with his sleeping bag. "Waste of my time…"

As Izuku, Bakugo, and Ochaco entered the classroom, they saw some students from Class 1B in the classroom. Intrigued by this, Izuku was about to speak, when Mineta had said to Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, "Look, I have done nothing perverted in my life here in this AU, so I will kindly ask you to stop asking me if I've done anything pervert, like looking up skirts or reading porn magazines, or I will report you for harassment."

Kirishima crossed his arms and nodded. "Okay. Just making sure you weren't like your canon self."

Mineta sighed. "Thank you. I was gonna add that I would show you my browser history too if you continued to bother me, and-"

The grape headed midget was then socked across the face by Tetsutetsu, before being kicked by Kirishima, while the two of them shouted, "FUCK HONOR!" Everyone's jaw dropped at Kirishima and Tetsutetsu's behavior, except for Mina who already knew about this.

"Kirishima, what the fuck?!" Izuku questioned.

"Fuck honor man," Kirishima said. "Fuck honor."

"Alright, I heard Tetsutetsu was in here," Itsuka Kendo said as she entered the classroom, before looking and seeing him beating the shit out of Mineta, before she went silent. Everyone went silent and looked at her, before Itsuka stepped out of the door frame, and in came Shiozaki.

Or who would be Shiozaki if she didn't have black and red vines for hair, and looked like a gothic person, with black lips and eyeliner. She glared at Tetsutetsu, and said, "Over here, now." Tetsutetsu put down Mineta, and walked back to the 1B classroom. Shiozaki looked at Midoriya and his class, and said, "Sorry about that. Tell me if my classmates do anything else to your class. I'll be sure to punish them accordingly." She turned around and walked away. "Come along Itsuka."

Itsuka followed behind and waved at them. "See you all later," she said with a smile that hid her nervousness. She then followed Shiozaki.

The class was silent, before Izuku coughed and said finally, "Shiozaki is a goth… great."

"Shit!" Bakugo said. "That means Bird Man and that Gothic Mommy are going to be shipped!"

Ochaco looked at him. "G-... Gothic Mommy? That's your nickname for her?"

"Yeah, she's a goth, and acts like the mother of that 1B Class," Bakugo stated, before Shiozaki's vine came through the wall, and grabbed him, before smacking his head against the wall.

From the otherside of the wall, he heard Shiozaki say, "Call me that again, and I'll call my hounds on you, scumbag." She slammed his head against the wall again, and let go before Bakugo crawled to his seat.

Aizawa entered the classroom with a pissed expression. "What is with the ruckus in-" He stopped as he saw Bakugo's bleeding forehead, everyone's shocked expressions that had mixed emotions, Kirishima holding Mineta up by the collar of his shirt, with Mineta's hands over his family jewels, and Mina smoking a joint in class while drinking tequila from a bottle. "...what the hell happened?"

"Everything, and anything, that could happen," Shoto said as he sat down at his desk. "And god… this world is seriously fucked up."

For people who don't understand Mina at the end, her "emo"/depression is mimicking Emo Gohan from Daitomodachi's YouTube, and Depressed Jimmy/Cell Jr. from the DevilArtemis YouTube. So… expect more things like that.

Characters:

Mineta is a clean man in this AU, so nothing will happen here. Besides Momo.

Kirishima and Tetsutetsu have the same personality, and basically are saying "To hell with manliness and chivalry! Fuck honor and pride!" I came up with that "Fuck Honor" line while playing Ghost of Tsushima, and saying "Fuck Honor" by doing things against the Samurai Code of Honor and Assassin Creed'ing the whole game. At least when I could.

If Shiozaki is a devoted Christian, then making her more violent, and also gothic seems to be a good case. I don't know why I thought to make Shiozaki a goth, but for some reason, I feel like it'd fit for an abridged version. Let me know what you all think.

Kendo doesn't have much screen time, but in a nutshell, she's just a follower and doesn't give orders. She's a nervous person, despite being great at martial arts. I see that as Kendo in this story.

Oh, Shoto is also plotting revenge on Endeavor. That's canon to this AU.

Okay, have a Merry Christmas everyone!