Another crackfic. This is sligthly based on a Castle episode... Kudos to anyone able to guess what episode.
This was bad. He'd been taken hostage with a group of locals, and SG-1 was helping negotiate with his captors. They had started yelling and were threatening to kill him if their ship wasn't there sooner.
Suddenly he could hear Vala's impatient voice in the background, before she snatched the radio.
"Alright, you listen to me, kek mikta! You're going to wait 10 minutes for your Alkesh, because if you kill my Daniel, I will march in there and personally slice your throat," she snarled, with enough venom to make a full grown jaffa weep.
Unsurprisingly, they didn't kill him.