"Indeed he has awakened, Rem."
"I, a denizen of the night, waking in the morning?"
"I'm getting all emotional"
"I'd better go sleep a second time"
"My, what a deadbeat thing to say"
"Did you hear that, Sister?"
"Yes, truly a loser's words."
I heard him, Rem.
"ALL RIGHT!"
"Who are these two voices that keep criticizing me in the stereo!?"
Subaru gets up to look for the source of the voices as he looks to his left he noticed
"N~no way,"
"Maid Uniforms are a thing in this world too!?
Shock!
"While I've always imagined maids as the living embodiment of elegance,"
"I can live with this too!"
"How terrible. You are being violated in our guest's mind, sister."
"It is terrible. You are experiencing the ultimate shame in our guest's mind, Rem."
"Don't ever underestimate the power of my fantasies"
"Your both fair prey in them"
Subaru said moving his fingers in a perverted-like way indicating one thing
bad intention.
While this is happening a silver-haired half-elf is on her way to meet her love
as she knocks on the door before opening it.
"Good Morning Subaru!"
The half-elf greeted with a smile while walking inside.
"Did you had a nice dream?"
Subaru stares at her for a few more seconds before snapping out of it.
"Whoever picked that outfit certainly have good taste"
"Do you like it?"
"I chose it myself"
"Please listen to this, Lady Emilia."
"Rem was held, prisoner, and shamed by that man."
Ram pointed towards Subaru waiting for her sister to continue what she started but when nothing came she knew something is wrong.
"Rem are you ok?
The blue-haired Oni suddenly took a step back.
"Is there something wrong Rem?"
The half-elf asked the Oni.
The half-elf knows the very reason why Rem is acting this way but for now, I must play along.
"I-I'm fine Lady Emilia I think I just need some fresh air to recover from the harassment of our guest."
"If you may excuse me Lady Emilia I'll be right outside"
Rem walks outside avoiding looking at the half-elf.
Ram was worried for her sister for she doesn't usually act like this.
"Excuse me, Lady Emilia I will go check on her"
"Very well"
Ram simply nodded and followed her sister outside the room.
OUTSIDE WITH RAM AND REM
"Rem, are you really ok?"
"I'm sorry sister but I just can't help it anymore."
Confused by this Ram continued to ask her further.
"What exactly do you mean?"
"It reaks the smell it's too much I can't handle it anymore"
"Do you mean the guest? If so I think we must get rid of hi-"
"No!"
"I mean I admit he's still suspicious but the smell is not coming from him."
This confused the pink-haired Oni more.
"W-what do you mean by this?
"It's L-lady Emila."
"I don't know why but she's been like this ever since she returned from the capital"
"not only that she's been acting unusual since last night"
"her new outfit as well"
"It's very unlike her to wear something of that color"
Ram can't help but confirm everything her sister says is kinda true
"I understand but we must not rush into conclusion"
"For now we shall wait for Lord Roswall and inform him"
Back to Subaru's Room
"So Subaru How is your body doing?"
"Does anything hurt?"
"Huh, well I was just a bit exhausted from yesterday and groggy from oversleeping"
"But since your here I feel more refreshed than ever Mela-tan"
"e-eeh Mela-tan?"
"Well I don't want to accidentally call you the wrong name in public so I decided why not just give you a nickname?"
"What does -tan imply though?"
"Uh, just ignore it, okay?"
"But seriously, thanks. I owe you one."
"No, I should be the one thanking you."
"For everything you've given me"
"Wha-?"
"No-nothing"
"Okay, let's start this off right. It's time to dive headfirst into a brand new day!
IN THE YARD
"This place is seriously huge"
"The yard isn't so much as a yard as a field."
Subaru said while he is stretching
"Those are unusual movements."
"What are you doing?"
"An ancient practice of my homeland called warm-up exercises"
"Come on, Mela-tan! Together now!"
"Radio calisthenics, number 2!"
"Bounce on both feet to loosen up your body!
"Huh! You're kidding! what is that?"
half-elf panicking unsure of what to do.
"Just do what I do"
"I'll drill the essence of radio calisthenics into you"
While they are doing this someone has been watching from afar
"Now raise both arms and shout, VICTORY!"
"V-victory!"
Victory!
Puck Suddenly appears from Emilia/Satella's head.
"Hi, Subaru! Great morning, isn't it?"
"It is"
"Especially shedding the sweet sweat of passion with Mela-tan!"
"Please don't make it sound scandalous!"
"Good Morning Puck!"
"Sorry for pushing you yesterday."
"Morning, Lia. I almost lost you yesterday."
"I can never thank our mighty meatshield enough."
"I have to repay him somehow."
"Then let me pet your fur anytime I want."
"Huh! are you sure about that Subaru?"
"Why not? I think it's a really good deal."
"being able to dote on the object of your affection anytime is worth as much as a multimillionaire's riches."
"Oh, man, these ears."
"I'm in love with how soft you are."
"I can kind of read your mind,"
"So I know you feel that way"
"But I'm amazed you can actually say it!"
"It's ok Lia"
"I can't find a trace of malice, hostility, or ill-intent in Subaru.."
"It's so cute how you call her "Lia" too."
"Not as cute as your "Mela-tan."
That's why I love you
"Huh!?"
I just smiled looking at him. pretending I haven't said anything.
"By the way Lia, what's with the new look?"
"hmm? Oh I just wanted a new look that's all"
"Puck wanted to question her further but sensed two presence approaching."
"Oh? What brings you two here?
"Lady Emilia"
"Our Lord Roswall has returned"
"Please come inside."
The two Oni said both in perfect sync with each other.
IN THE DINING ROOM
With Subaru in front, we all headed in the dining room to meet Roswall
"Betty was watching you from upstairs, and you know what?"
"You are as dumb as you look I suppose."
"You are one profoundly aggravating man I suppose."
"First NPC found."
"Your cute face is gonna go to waste if you're that cold."
"You should smile more."
"The only smile worth giving you is a derisive sneer."
"What's got you so high and mighty, you damn loli!?"
"I never heard that word before but it's already irritating me I suppose
"I suppose it's betty will teach you a lesson."
Betty approached Subaru and placed her hand on his chess and was gonna do something but was suddenly stopped by the half-elf.
"What are you doing I suppose?"
The half-elf was holding the spirit's arms
"There is no need for you to do that to him"
"This is all necessary to know if he's an enemy or not I suppose."
"Puck already confirmed that so there is no need"
"The Beatrice looks at the half-elf for a few seconds more before stopping."
"Please let go of Betty I suppose"
"Betty does not know this human I suppose."
"But if Bubby believes he's innocent then Betty has no choice but to believe as well I suppose."
"Hey, Betty. It's been four days."
"Have you been nice and ladylike?"
Bubby!
The great spirit suddenly excitedly quickly approached the floating cat.
"I've been waiting for you to come home."
"Do you suppose you could stay with me today?
"Sure no problem."
"Let's take the chance to relax together today."
"Yay!"
The greater spirit happily spins around while holding Puck leaving Subaru and the half-elf.
"In a dither, aren't you Subaru?"
"Beatrice is so taken with Puck."
"in a dither? I haven't heard those in a while."
A weird clown suddenly enters
"My, my! How unusual it is to see you here, Beatrice."
"I'm so happy you've decided to dine with me."
"I suppose that boy is more than enough addle-brained fools for me."
"Betty was only waiting for Bubby!"
"You guys hired a clown to entertain you before each meal?"
"I'll never understand how rich folks think."
Subaru said this unaware while patting the back of Lord of the Mansion.
"Um, Subaru, that man is..."
The half-elf tried to warn Subaru but was stopped by the man.
"Oh. no. It's quite all right, Lady Emilia."
"What's that mean?"
Subaru asked still unaware of the situation.
"Only that I am the lord of this manor, Roswall L. Mathers,
Natsuki Subaru
This finally made Subaru realized that he messed up big time