(A/N: dont own anything. Time skip to August)
Jon's pov
On one day of summer break, Jord and I got up with a smile on our faces, recalling the lesson on Kryptonian culture and holidays Hologramps had given us when Dad let us skip the first day of school to go with him to the Fortress. Today was August 13th, the first day of Klordny, which lasted til the 16th. All planets belonging to the galaxy of Krypton celebrated it, even not knowing what it was fully about! Legend has it that made it even funner and brought joy to the occasion. They focused on Freedom, Frienship and Frunt. Nowadays, the joy came via shennanigans and pranks. Jordan broke my silent musings
"Do you think we have a chance of catching Dad off-guard enough to prank him? Or will he get us first?"
I whispered back
"I don't wanna fall for his tricks, but how do you prank Superman?!"
It was admittedly easier to prank Dad before we knew. Then a Joker-type grin spread across my face, making my brother shoot me a worried look
"What?"
I smiled
"We use lead. He won't be able to see it coming. Literally. And think about it, he has never celebrated Klordny with us, he might not expect it, we might just have enough advantage to catch him off guard. Even if he does retaliate later."
My brother was sold on the idea. We just had to figure out what to put inside the lead encasing and how to give it to him without any suspicions. But we were well underway. He spoke again
"What about those water spouting clown flowers? Small prank, but still..."
I grinned, idea starting to form
"Water mixed with some... lucky sock juice? You know he doesn't use his super smell in the house, he won't suspect sweaty sock smell in the water."
The prank was mean. but it was amazing. We HAD to try.
After dinner, we had acquired the fake flower from Chrissy, and made the concoction. I had even managed to ask John Henry to provide the lead for us, and he happily obliged when we explained, chuckling at our antics. We went over to our parents, who were watching TV, and handed Dad the wrapped package, chirping a hopefully innocent synchronized
"This is for you, Dad."
He smiled
"Thanks, Jon; thanks, Jord!"
We smiled
"You're welcome."
Clark's pov
It was not common for them to give me a gift out of the blue, but after a tiring day, I was game for anything. I opened the packaging to find a lead box with a flower inside, with red, blue and yellow petals. Something was out of place here... Before I could process, however, I was sprayed in the face with water mixed with their sweaty lucky football sock smell! I couldn't help but exclaim
"EEWW!"
Laughing and giving each other high fives, the boys joyfully proclaimed
"Happy Klordny season, Uki!"
I wanted to slap myself for forgetting what day it was and missing my chance to prank them first. But for now, I settled for chasing them around the house, wrestling and ticking them when I had them in my grasp, all three of us laughing the night away. Now it was time for me to plan my retaliation.