Bart and Milhouse were walking home from school.
"Somebody, stop them!" they heard a woman say.
The bullies were in a van being driven by Jimbo.
The van went past the car of Chief Wiggum and Officer Lou.
"Chief!" said Lou shaking Wiggum awake.
And the chase was on.
"Step on it, Jimbo! We've got some cops on our tail!" said Nelson. Nelson opened the back doors and shot a tire on Chief Wiggum's car.
The rest of the bullies laughed as they watched the police car swerve off the road.
"They got away," said Bart who had been watching with his binoculars.
"Oh no," said Milhouse.
"Maybe we can stop them," said Bart. "Come on, let's go get our bikes."
Bart and Milhouse followed on their bikes.
"So this is their secret hideout," said Milhouse when the van finally stopped.
The bullies got out.
"Milhouse, where are you? Milhouse?" said Bart on his walkie talkie.
Bart overheard Dolph and Jimbo and slowly made his way to them, holding a gun.
Jimbo took out a syringe and filled it with the COVID-19 vaccine.
"Ya know, that vaccine will kill you," said Kearney.
"Yeah. Do you wanna live forever?" replied Jimbo before injecting himself with the vaccine.
Jimbo turned on the stolen TV, then set it to The Big Bang Theory.
Kearney and Jimbo laughed, but then Kearny was shot.
"Eat my shorts," said Bart pointing the gun at Jimbo. Jimbo played surrender, but then pulled out a gun of his own.
"Why don't you let us take over from here, Jimbo?" said Dolph.
Jimbo disarmed Bart.
"Your ass is mine," said Jimbo holding a gun to Bart's neck.
"Not yet it ain't," said Nelson.
The three bullies cornered Bart, each holding a gun.
"Where's your nerd friend? Huh? Where is he?" said Nelson.
"Well, guys, the other wimp was upstairs. I took him out," said Black Weasel.
"I bet that really pisses you off?" said Nelson. "You probably don't think I'm a good kid, do ya?"
"Nelson, I think you're slime."
"See, I've got this problem. Wimps don't like me. So I don't like wimps."
He pointed his gun at Bart, played around with it for a bit, and then shot Bart's hand off.
"Well, give the boy a hand!"
They proceeded to shoot Bart's entire right arm off. Then they started shooting at the rest of his body repeatedly.
"Okay, fun's over."
And Nelson put Bart out of his misery with a bullet to the head.
For the next few hours Bart saw nothing, heard nothing, felt nothing.
When he regained his senses, he was in Professor Frink's lab and his entire body had been replaced with a robotic one. Only his face remained human. And he didn't remember anything.
"Alright. Send him back to school. Nobody will know who he is."
"I'm afraid Bart is no longer with us. But a new student will be joining us," said Ms. Krabappel.
RoboBart walked in.
Everyone stared at him in amazement.
RoboBart took the one empty seat.l and started playing with a yo-yo.
"Hey, new kid. I'm Milhouse. Do you have a name?"
"How can I help you, Milhouse?" said RoboBart.
"That's not really what I meant. Don't you have a name?"
RoboBart stared blankly.
"Bart. It's you."
"Pay attention while I'm talking, Milhouse," said Ms. Krabbappel.
The next day, RoboBart noticed Jimbo pointing a gun at Lisa.
"Give me all your lunch money, bookworm, or I blow your brains out." Lisa did as she was told. "What are ya reading there? Are you in Gifted and Talented or something? I bet you think you're pretty smart. Think you could outsmart a bullet? Let's find out. Whaddaya say?"
Lisa remained silent. She thought it was best not to argue with someone who had a gun.
"Eat my shorts," said RoboBart.
"I know you. You're dead. We killed you."
He shot at RoboBart's metallic body, but the bullet bounced off.
"We killed you!"
Terrified, he got on his motorcycle and tried to get away, but he RoboBart shot his wheel, causing him to crash into a car, sending him flying off his motorcycle.
RoboBart walked over to Jimbo.
"Who are you?"
Jimbo groaned in pain.
"Who are you?"
Jimbo continued to groan in pain, then Bart let go of his shirt, frustrated.
RoboBart went to the school and made his way to the principal's office. He wanted to know who he was.
"Hey! That's classified!"
He got out a retractable blade and used it to hack into the database, uploading a picture of Jimbo.
He found out more about Jimbo and his friends, then found a file of himself.
RoboBart got out and got on his skateboard. He would have his revenge.