Rrwd - Actually, I did read a story that already had the same concept. I think it was literally called that, and it was about the film, and the couple was just Hiccanna.
Pitch was later on back at the castle, snarling at himself for not being able to get the lamp.
"If only I've gotten that lamp!" Pitch snarled at himself.
"And to think, now we've got to keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughters!" Iago snarled in annoyance.
"No, only until she finds a chump husband, and she probably gets rid of us." Pitch stated, taking a wild guess the Princess' aren't going to be keeping him around.
Iago groaned at the thought before thinking of something. "Oh, wait a minute. Pitch. What if you were the chump husband?"
"What?" Pitch asked Iago.
"Listen, you marry the Princess and you then become the king." Iago explained.
Pitch then began to think about it and saw he might be onto something. "Marry the shrew. I become the king. The idea has merits."
"Yes, merits!" Iago said as he leaped onto the table. "And then we drop papa in law, the little woman, and her sister off a cliff!"
The two of them then laughed when they suddenly began to hear music. "What is that racket?" He asked when he walked to the window and saw the parade.
"And that good people is why he got all cute and dropped by!"
"Make way for Prince Hicry!"
After their parade through the city, Hiccup and Jack were brought into the castle and were waiting for the royal family to enter.
"Where are they?" Hiccup asked.
"Would you relax?" Jack asked him calmly.
That's when the doors finally opened and the king walked in with his daughters behind him.
"Here comes the big man." Jack whispered as he held onto his staff.
"It's a pleasure to welcome you to Arendelle, Prince Hicry." Agnarr greeted him as he stood on the opposite side of the room.
Hiccup smiled when the end of his stick came off and plopped down.
"How's you break that?" Jack asked in shock of what he just watched.
"I don't know. It just fell." Hiccup stated as Jack just slid it behind them where Toothless started playing with it.
"It's just as much as a pleasure for me, Your Highness." Hiccup said nervously as he attempted to bow. "You look very serene."
Jack had to facepalm himself, no idea at what he's seeing. "That's a curtsy, not a bow. Will you stand up? You're embarrassing yourself, and more importantly me."
"I'm afraid I've never heard of Ababwa." Pitch commented.
Hiccup then looked to Jack with an angered look as he said it was indeed a real place.
"It's North." "It's South." They both said and pointed towards at the same time.
"Uh...we have a place in north and south." Hiccup did his best to cover their tracks.
"What?" Iago asked, disguised with a squad.
"If you just go...around..." Jack tried to come up with a plausible location.
"Around there, you can find it." Hiccup added on. "You just have to know where to look."
Jack then elbowed him with a teethy grin. "I don't need your help."
"The world is changing quickly, Pitch." Agnarr supposed. "It's almost like there's a new kingdom every day."
"Well...yes." Hiccup tried to stop himself, but only kept going. "You are very wise."
"Maybe you should shut up and tell him about the gifts." Jack muttered to him.
"Oh, right!" Hiccup smacked himself for forgetting that. "We have...things. Gifts!" He then looked over to Jack. "Did you organize this?"
Jack looked over to Toothless who rolled his eyes. "Of course." He then clapped his hands and the doors opened to reveal the entourage with their gifts.
"We have spices, golden camels, peacocks." Hiccup listed, trying to not have a heart attack.
"Oh, this is too hard to watch." Anna whispered to Rapunzel who couldn't agree more.
"We have jewels." Hiccup continued on for as Jack couldn't believe he's still going. "And that." He looked over to the gift under a tarp. "Over there. Hidden in suspense."
"Do you ever stop talking?" Jack asked him.
"Only when I'm not nervous." Hiccup whispered back as they revealed the tarp was hiding a golden wheel.
"It's...a wheel." Elsa had to take a guess on what it was as it looked nothing like one.
"It's...very expensive." Hiccup informed her and back to Jack. "Is it expensive?"
Jack has had enough and just wanted this conversation to end. "Yes."
"Yes." Hiccup confirmed.
"And what do you hope to buy with this expensive piece?" Elsa asked with her brow raised.
Hiccup went for the dumbest answer due to the fact his head isn't screwed on right now. "You." Jack smacked himself in the face and sees he really had his work cut out for him when Hiccup realized what he just said. "Wait! No! No, no, no, no. I meant a moment with you. Not..."
Jack turned around and smacked his head against a pedestal.
"Are you suggesting that I'm for sale?" Elsa asked him.
"Of course...not." Hiccup corrected himself halfway thought his thought.
"It's cold and dark in the lamp." Jack tried to talk himself from just vanishing and finding another master. "But do I prefer it to this?"
"I...I need to be excused." Elsa sighed as she walked off with Anna quickly behind her.
"To be honest, not the worst suitor." Anna assured Hiccup. "You did great."
"No, that's not what I meant." Hiccup tried to explain himself.
"Just leave her alone." Jack begged of Hiccup. "You didn't do great, by the way."
"You will have another chance to speak with her, Prince Hicry." Agnarr promised him. "We hope that you can join us tonight, when we celebrate the harvest."
"Of course, your serene self." Hiccup said with a bow as Agnarr and Pitch leave.
"Smooth." Iago said from Pitch's shoulder as they left the room.
Jack then finally turned back to face Hiccup and rubbed his face from top to bottom. "In over the 10,000 years I've been doing this...I've never been that embarrassed."
That night, after they were set up in their room, Jack and Hiccup made their way to the celebration with Toothless sleeping in the room with Bruni (now turned to normal) asleep while Hiccup was second guessing his wish.
"Don't worry, you're not out of the game yet." Jack promised Hiccup as he put a comforting arm around him. "Just do what you'd normally do at a party."
"I've never been to a party." Hiccup confesses to Jack.
Jack immediately raised his staff to block Hiccup's path and turned to face him. "What? Okay, if that's the case, you're going back to the room. I'm not letting you ruin my first night out of that lamp in years."
"Prince Hicry." Pitch called from the shadow, which scared both of them on why he was just hiding out in them. "May I have a word? Privately."
Jack looked back at Hiccup who had a scared look and Jack had a guess on who the guy was. "I'll just be over here." He said and strolled off and left them alone. "Minding my business."
"I know who you are." Pitch tells Hiccup.
Hiccup froze at hearing that, as Jack promised that nobody's supposed to recognize him. "You do?"
"Yes." Pitch said. "You're a man of great ambition like myself." Pitch said and Hiccup sighed in relief that he didn't really know who he is. "I...don't thing we've been properly introduced."
"Pitch Black. Vizier to Agnarr." Pitch introduced himself. "I could be a valuable ally to help you get what you want."
Hiccup looked over to Jack who was keeping an eye on them. "I...I think about that, but I don't want to keep the Princess' waiting."
"Perhaps I'm not making myself clear. This offer won't be on the table for long, you see." Pitch stated as he slammed his staff and began to try and hypnotize him.
Jack then saw his is the perfect time to interrupt. "Excuse me. Prince Hicry, we need to keep going." He then dragged Hiccup away from Pitch. "He's the guy, isn't he?"
"Yep, that's the guy." Hiccup confirmed, remembering their talk in the cave.
After they met up with everyone else, they saw that the Princess' were sitting across from their father.
"Okay, now there she is. This is your chance." Jack tells Hiccup who sees the crowd between him and the Princess.
"You know what? There are a lot of people here. I don't think I can do this." Hiccup admits as he tried to leave and Jack stops him.
"Okay, listen, this is gonna be easy." Jack promised and then noticed Rapunzel with Elsa and Anna who left the Princess'. "Whoo. And look at their handmaid. And she's going to get some punch. I'm feeling thirsty myself."
"Wait!" Hiccup stopped Jack from leaving and was looking terrified. "They'll see right through me."
"No, they won't." Jack calmed him down. "All you have to do is walk up there."
"And speak." Hiccup reminded him. "I need to speak to Elsa."
"Okay, yeah, listen." Jack sighed and grabbed his shoulder. "I live in a lamp. This is a party. The first I've been to in 10,000 years. I like to party. You have the connection, go get her!" He then pays Hiccup on the back and walked off.
"That's not encouraging." Hiccup stated to Jack before beginning to work up the courage and walk over to Elsa and Anna.
Elsa was looking around when she looked and took notice of Hiccup walking over towards her and her sister. But before he could make it over to her, she heard a laugh and turned to see it was Prince Anders. The one that Olaf tore up.
"Princess Elsa!" Anders said with a cheery tone.
"You?" Elsa asked with a forced smile. "You're still here?"
"Yes." Anders said with a wide grin.
Hiccup sighed as he saw he missed his chance and walked over to the fountain where he looked at his own reflection, wondering if he had what it takes to actually win a woman like Elsa.
Jack was walking around the party with a smile when he looked and saw what Hiccup was doing. "What are you doing?"
Hiccup then looked and stop staring at himself to look up at him. "What?"
"What are you doing?" Jack repeated his question.
"I'm...I'm just making sure the water is a good temperature." Hiccup lied.
"Why see you not over there? Jack asked as he gestured over to Elsa.
"How am I supposed to compete with that?" Hiccup asked as he gestured over to Anders who just laughed again and Jack had to do a double-take. "Look at him. He's so princely."
"You're joking, right?" Jack asked. "You're twice the catch of that guy. You've got to be more confident about what you have to offer."
"What do I have?" Hiccup questioned. "Knowledge of how to steal food? Not useful to a Princess. How to get a salamander as your only friend? But Prince Hicry, he has jewels, gold-"
"Okay, I'm stopping you right now." Jack stated as he sat down and placed a hand on Hiccup's shoulder. "I made you look like a prince on the outside. But I didn't change anything about you on the inside. Prince Hicry got you to the door. But it's up to Hiccup to open it."
Hiccup sighed and wished he was as confident in himself as Jax was. It was easier to talk and stand up to Elsa before he knew that she was a Princess. He then looked and saw Agnarr offering a smile of encouragement.
"Oh, looks like he likes me." Hiccup guessed as he raised his glass to him.
"Well, maybe he'll let you be his wife." Jack said as the two stood up.
Elsa and Anna watched their interaction and sighed. "It seems this Prince Hicry is just another prince more interested in father."
Anna looked at her sister in disbelief at hearing that. "What? Have you seen him? I think this ones more interested in you rather than your position."
"And this one comes with a very attractive friend." Rapunzel commented on Jack. "Please make this one work."
"And what about Prince Hicry?" Elsa asked her sister and friend.
"Oh, he's trying so hard." Anna sighed as she watched Hiccup walk around.
"And that's his problem." Elsa sighed.
Jack then took notice of the women watching them with a grin. "Showtime."
"No, I'm waiting for the right moment." Hiccup tells Jack, facing away from the women.
"No, you're done waiting. You've done enough waiting. I'm done watching you wait." Jack has had enough of this and wants Hiccup to actually take action.
"No, I'm in charge. Okay?" Hiccup reminded him as Jack rolled his eyes and tapped his staff on the ground, and the slightest of wind began to push Hiccup towards them. "Really?" He question as he tried to stop himself. "Really?!"
"He's standing there. Say something." Anna whispered to Elsa as Hiccup turned to face them.
"Hi." Rapunzel greeted Hiccup with a smile.
"We'll be right over there." Anna said as she grabbed Rapunzel and dragged her off.
Hiccup sighed and saw it was just him and Elsa now. A thief and a Princess. "I just wanna start off with I'm sorry about what I said about the jewels, and the part of buying you. That wasn't me...I mean, it was me, but I..." Elsa watched with an amused smile as Hiccup tried to find the right words. "I...would you-"
"Dance? I'd love to." Elsa interrupted, knowing that might be one of the few possible things he was trying to get to and walled towers the dance floor.
Hiccup then looked over to Jack who was shocked he actually went through with it and offered a thumbs up and a smile. But there came the next problem as Hiccup walked over to the floor with Elsa.
Jack then quickly got the message that he can't dance. Jack sighed as he wondered what Hiccup would've done without him.
Probably die in that cave.
"Relax." Jack mouthed to Hiccup before waving his fingers and Hiccup's hand immediately went onto the air when he realized that Jack was controlling him.
Hiccup just decided to allow Jack to have control as he just went through the motions that everyone else was going through when Jack suddenly had the idea to show off a little and made Hiccup go through a solo dance which ended with him dancing on the edge of the fountain and doing a backflip.
It ended with the entire party found it impressive, as did Elsa, but it also ended with Elsa walking off, confusing Hiccup.
Pitch watched the entire thing and actually sees that this one might have a chance with Elsa. "I think it's time we said farewell to this Prince."