Ellimskd24: We'll see how long Mal lasts.
acosta perez jose ramiro: I will say there will be no alliance with Chef but he will have a plot.
Screaming Gaffers: Sammy, Mike, Leshawna, DJ, Courtney, Noah, Amy
Killer Grips: Dave, Sky, Dawn, Duncan, Heather, Harold
"Last time on Total Drama Action; He was a boy, she was a girl, and last week these two friends were pitted against each other by a shocking team redistribution. Amy showed that she was as mean as she always was, while DJ showed us how wimpy he is. Noah's acting skills trumped Dawn's whatever, but fortunately for Dawn Heather helped her get rid of party boy Geoff who let's face it wasn't doing much." Chris recapped "How will Duncan fare without his best bro again? Will Sky and Dave hook up?"
"Will my non-fat vanilla soy latte ever get here?" Chris asked with a pointed glare to the left. "All these answers... answered. On the latest humor filled episode of... Total! Drama! Action!"
(After Theme Song)
The episode began with a shot of Chef stirring a pot behind the server's window in the craft tent. He dumped a brown lump onto a plate and the camera zoomed out to show Heather staring at the plate in resigned confusion.
"Now I know how starlets stay thin." Heather commented.
"Wish Chef would let me in the kitchen." Harold commented. "I got me some mad culinary skills."
"That's… fascinating Harold." Heather said with a fake smile.
We then see Noah using the salt shaker but the top of it fell and spilled all over his eggs.
Duncan's laughter was soon heard "Oh sorry about the morning a-salt."
"Must you pull these childish pranks?" Dawn asked angrily.
"What?! They're funny." Duncan defended himself.
"Whatever let's see if I can even it out with some…" Noah said before trying to use the pepper shaker which then spilled as well.
"Pepper." Noah finished with a glare as Duncan continued laughing.
A whistle soon caught the campers' attention and they saw Chris walk in with sunglasses and a surfboard "Hang on to your coconuts players, We're going back to the beach!" Chris told them.
"Aw man, that's cool." DJ said happily.
"But why are we heading to the beach?" Heather asked.
You ever seen one of those 1950's surfer movies where the kids get up to neat-o fun before the big bonfire twistathon?" Chris asked with accompanying hand gestures. "And the big bully kicks the sandcastle in the nerdy guy's face?"
DJ gave a shrug, Leshawna gave a raised eyebrow while Harold nodded.
"Uh no grandpa we haven't." Duncan shook his head.
"I actually have." Harold spoke out making Duncan glare at him.
"Then get ready to recreate one, youngsters. Two challenges, followed by a tiebreaker if necessary. So, grab your swimsuits." Chris continued before leaving the tent, with the rest of the cast following, however Courtney pulled DJ back "Listen you need to toughen up, don't let us down this time."
DJ fearfully nodded before the camera cut to an icicle covered stage set with everyone in their swimsuits.
"C-C-Cold." Dave shivered.
Mike was in the back as he gasped before turning into Mal who growled before raising his hair up.
Confessional:
"These challenges are too much for that wimp Mike to handle, looks like I'll have to take charge, again." Mal rolled his eyes while smirking.
Confessional Ends
"As you all can see, we're actually in the shooting studio." Chris smirked.
"And the A/C is cranked because?" Duncan asked.
"All the cameras and lights get so hot, they could melt Chef's heart," Chris explained and the cook creepily smiled and waved. "And my agent said that sweaty wasn't a good look for me." Chris then pointed to the pool with a mechanical surfboard "Your first challenge: Hang ten this deck into the big blue without swallowing tail in the soup."
"What did you ask me to do?" Leshawna asked.
"He means whoever stands on the surfboard the longest wins." Noah translated.
"Exactamundo groovy cat!" Chris said. "So, who's first?" The camera cut around to show Harold and Leshawna, then Noah, then a cricket on the stage lights that was soon frozen solid. "The winner of the first challenge gets a half hour head start on the next, and considering tonight's reward, you all should be fighting harder than Amy and Sammy over who gets first shot."
Duncan smirked, then shoved Harold in front of Chris.
"We have a volunteer." Chris said happily making Harold scowl at Duncan.
The scene skips ahead to show Harold on the surfboard "Aand please welcome the return of some season one fan favorites," Chris announced. "The sharks!" A shark breached making Harold shriek in fear.
Confessional:
"I'm very protective of my buttocks," Harold explained. "They provide me with the low center of gravity that is the key to my many mad skills. You could say they're my biggest asset. Check it out," Harold got up and turned around, "I can juggle my Magic Steve's Magical Trading Cards," Harold said while juggling the cards from one back pocket to the other.
Confessional Ends
We then see Harold clinging to some ceiling stage lights. "My booty and I are out!" Harold declared.
"You're booty has an opinion?" Heather asked, weirded out.
"I do not know what to say to that." Dave said.
"Alright, Harold fails. Next up is Amy." Chris told the teams.
Amy was then seen on the board and began bragging "Is that the best you've got?"
Chris smirked and pressed a button and the backdrop switched to a farm with a tornado. Chef plugged in in a fan and Amy was blown off the surfboard and onto the wall as she glared at the hosts.
DJ was the next one shown on the board, the beach backdrop returned. He wobbled on the surfboard a bit before gaining his balance making him smile until a shark jumped and ate the back of his swim trunks.
DJ then runs out covering his censored butt as Courtney shook her head in disappointment.
We then see Dawn using the surfboard before she lost her balance and fell in the pool which was frozen so she just hit the ice.
"Phew." Dawn said in relief before the sharks broke through the ice and she ran off.
Chris popped up in front of the camera and blew a whistle. "Break time." Chris announced "Union rules."
"Finally." Heather groaned.
"I don't mean you shark bait." Chris replied.
Soon we see the sharks on the lawn chairs sipping tea.
Sky was seen on the surfboard and confidently smirked "Well this seems too easy."
We then see the base of a machine gun and panned up to show confused looking seagulls being loaded as ammunition. Chris then cocked the gun and the camera panned out to show him manning the weapon with a grin. "I love this game!" He shouted jovially and started firing.
Sky quickly ducked to avoid the birds but one got stuck in her hair and she began losing balance, Dave saw this and panicked "Sky."
Dave then caught Sky as she fell, both blushed at each other as Dave put her down gently.
"Uh thanks." Sky said blushing "I'm gonna go over there now."
Confessional:
"What was that?!" Sky asked incredulously "Do I have feelings for Dave? I mean he's kinda cute but I'm not here to date, I'm here to win."
Confessional Ends
"Finally we have Mike." Chris told everyone as he began shooting the seagulls out of the gun but Mal gave a smirk and began dodging them left and right until he punched two of them with a smirk which everyone was shocked at. Duncan began to question this.
Confessional:
"Mike is starting to remind me of someone from juvie but who was it, I'm not sure." Duncan said.
Confessional Ends
Chris then looked at Sammy and smirked "You gotta be kidding me." Mal said stoically before he ducked at the incoming cheerleader.
"And with that Mike has achieved victory for the Screaming Gaffers." Chris announced as Mal smirked.
"Will Mike continue to display impressive skills? And will Duncan continue to annoy his team, find out after the break." Chris smirked at the camera.
(After Commercial Break)
We then see Chris at the sidewalk of the film lot with the thirteen competitors "Welcome back to Total Drama Action!" Chris announced "Where against all advice to the contrary, the players have changed out of their bathing suits. Hope ya like swimming in your jeans," he added while crossing his arms.
"Right." Heather rolled her eyes with a smirk "Because we're totally going to the beach for real this time. The bus is just late." A bus horn honked and a yellow bus drove to the entrance.
"You were saying?" Chris asked smugly.
Confessional:
"Chris told us the truth?!" Noah asked before speaking "The apocalypse has officially begun."
Confessional Ends
DJ and Courtney were seen sitting in the bus together as Courtney began speaking "Listen DJ, you need to toughen up so we can win more challenges, I know you can be I saw how you were ranting in that acting challenge." Courtney whispered.
"Well I don't wanna hurt anybody." DJ said.
"You won't have to actually harm anyone, but you need to be more assertive. Trust me it'll work." Courtney told DJ "I'll help you out."
"You will?" DJ asked before smiling "Thanks Courtney."
Confessional:
"I gotta admit I see a bit of myself in DJ and besides it's either help out our strongest member or try and get Amy and Sammy to get along, yeah I think I know what the better option is."
Confessional Ends
We then see Mal sitting next to Sammy as she was rubbing her head "Mike why did you harm those defenseless birds, it seems so mean."
Mal began speaking in his Mike impression "I did so we could win, besides I'm sure those seagulls are fine."
"Well okay just don't scare me like that again, okay?" Sammy said.
"You got it." Mal said in a chipper voice.
Confessional:
"Ugh that cheerleader just creases me with that saccharine sweet attitude." Mal rolled his eyes, "Though she could be useful to my plans." Mal smirked.
Confessional Ends
Soon we see what looks like a beach as the thirteen campers stood on it "Yes campers, we're back on your old stomping grounds; Total. Drama. Island."
"If you need to take a moment to reminisce on the good times you had here..." Chris began as Sammy began reminiscing but the rest of the campers began laughing making Sammy barrow her eyes.
Confessional:
"I actually valued my time on the camp, despite the challenges we faced we made some great friends." Sammy explained.
Confessional Ends
"Fine, we'll skip the good memories montage." Chris also narrowed his eyes "Screaming Gaffers, you've got a thirty minute head start on," the camera showed a square area filled with plastic shovels and pails. "The sand castle building contest! To be judged by our resident King o'the Dunes." Chef put on a hat that looked like a sand castle tower. "Make like prop masters and give me something awesome."
Soon we see Harold making something when Dave and Sky walked over.
"Dave, more water in those buckets." Harold commanded before speaking to Sky "Sky pack it's firmer."
"What did you just say?" Sky said, growing red with anger.
"I'm a bit of a Gary buff." Harold answered as if that explained everything. Sky looked at him confused, and Dawn began explaining "He means Frank Gary who in his opinion is the greatest architect in his opinion."
"Okay, so?" Sky asked.
Harold then gestured a sand castle that looked like a specific cathedral in Moscow. "Now how about some props for my dominating domes?"
"Yeah, great job Harold that was awesome." Heather said happily.
"Hey where's Duncan?" Dave asked.
We then see Duncan about to walk to the bus before Dawn walks in front of him "I advise against this."
"What the- how did you know about me planning to dismantle the bus?" Duncan asked in shock.
"Please, it's so obvious. Either way if you do this you might get disqualified." Dawn warned the punk.
"Ugh you do make a good point, I guess I shouldn't do this." Duncan groaned.
"You're on thin ice Duncan. Just warning you now." Dawn lectured Duncan.
"Three, two," Chris announced and Chef blew a fanfare on a bugle. "Screaming Gaffers, your thirty minute lead is over. Sammy, dudette get castling."
"Alright guys I have a plan. Just let me get something from the cabin." Sammy told everyone before she left.
The footage skipped ahead to show Sammy getting a magazine out of under a bed.
The footage then cut to her returning to her team.
"Alright then, I have a plan we can use these magazines and Amy's hairspray to make a paper mache castle." Sammy told everyone.
"Hmm, creative." Mal smirked, causing Sammy to smile back.
The Screaming Gaffers soon began ripping up magazines and putting them in a bucket as Sammy began spraying the magazine pieces.
Soon we see the Gaffers' sandcastle had paper mache built into it while the Killer Grips had a dome, as Chef began looking at each sandcastle but ended up smirking at the Gaffers' and pointed to it.
"We have our winners, The Screaming Gaffers." Chris announced.
Everyone began cheering at this revelation and the Gaffers except Amy picked up Sammy in celebration as the Grips scowled.
"Killer Grips, What can I say, that performance was awful, see you at the elimination ceremony." Chris smiles at them.
"But our sandcastle was perfect." Harold protested "They just put paper on it."
"It was called a prop sandcastle contest, twiggy boy. You lose, they win." Chef said.
Harold sighed at this, he couldn't argue with that.
We then see Duncan speaking to Sky and Dave behind the boy's trailer.
"Look I know I wasn't the best competitor today but you gotta vote out Harold." Duncan told Dave and Sky.
"And why should we?" Sky asked angrily "You haven't done anything worthy of us keeping you."
"Because I have a theory that Heather is in an alliance with Harold and Dawn." Duncan explained.
"How do you know that?" Dave asked.
"I mean, think about it, why else would she save Dawn, and she's been friendly with Harold lately, she's rarely friendly with anyone."
"You do have a point." Dave said.
"And if you vote me out, one of you two will go next." Duncan said.
Sky gasped at this before gaining an annoyed expression "Fine we'll vote with you but you better start doing better in challenges."
"Oh thank you I promise I will." Duncan sighed in relief.
We then cut to the Gilded Chris ceremony where the Gilded Chris theme played as a montage of Chris is shown.
Soon we see votes being cast by the players and then they put down their voting devices.
"Well I'm kinda surprised to see you guys here again but then again I'm kinda not." Chris laughed making the Grips glare at him.
"Anywho, the Gilded Chris means you can stay, but if you don't get one you're out of the contest and you can't come back, ever!" Chris smirked.
"The first one goes to… Dave."
"Dawn."
"Sky."
"And Heather."
And now the final one goes to…" Chris begins before speaking again "No one, it's a tie."
"What?!" Harold and Heather asked in shock.
"Yep both Duncan and Harold got three votes." Chris said "Now we must go onto the tiebreaker, a dance off!"
"A dance-off?" Harold asked before smiling "Awesome, I have mad dance moves."
"Alright then I'll be judging the dance moves, Harold you're up." Chris told the contestants.
Harold then began dancing and beatboxing as he twirled around and did a backwards walk and plied.
"Alright that was pretty good, Duncan you're up." Chris said.
Duncan then began gap dancing before he began doing a flip and then span on the floor.
"Alright it was close but the winner of the dance-off is…" Chris said.
"Duncan."
"Aw yeah!" Duncan cheered as Harold lowered his head "Lost by a tie again, gosh!"
"You'll get it next time dude." Dave told Harold as he walked solemnly to the Lame-o-sine.
"Thanks Dave, even though I know you voted me out it was still nice of you to say." Harold said happily before he walked in the Lame-o-sine.
"Well that was a shocking elimiantion, how's Heather gonna get out of this one? Will Duncan remember where he knew Mike from? And will DJ toughen up? Find out on Total! Drama! Action!" Chris said.
Exclusive Clip: Harold
"Going home early stinks. I didn't even get to say goodbye to Leshawna and worst of all Duncan outlasted me again!" Harold ranted before calming down "It's kinda odd that I lost due to a tiebreaker again but what's even weirder is how Mike added, I mean he hurt two defenseless seagulls. That really doesn't sound like him so it's probably another personality. Chester isn't violent and neither is Svetlana. Vito and Manitoba couldn't have shown up due to his shirt being on and there being no hat to put on so what could it be?"
Harold then gasped "He has a secret personality."
Exclusive Clip Ends
Author's Note: Yeah I originally intended for Harold to get further than this but out of all the Grips he had the least going on, so I got rid of him now. I know it's kinda lazy for me to have him lose due to a tiebreaker again but it's kind of a funny gimmick if you think about it. That exclusive clip was showcasing his intelligence and it's kind of lucky for Mal that Harold left.
Screaming Gaffers: Sammy, Mike, Leshawna, DJ, Courtney, Noah, Amy
Killer Grips: Dave, Sky, Dawn, Duncan, Heather
Votes:
Harold: Dave, Duncan, Sky
Duncan: Dawn, Harold, Heather
16th/15th: Jo
16th/15th: Cody
14th: Geoff
13th: Harold