LaCuevademigustos: Yep Mal does have plans and you'll see what they are later in the season.
Ellismskd24: I'll take your word for it.
acosta perez jose ramiro: Yeah I needed to have more reasons to keep them around so they needed to show their worth.
Screaming Gaffers: Sammy, Mike, DJ, Courtney, Noah, Amy
Killer Grips: Dave, Sky, Dawn, Duncan, Heather, Leshawna
A guitar riff began playing as the title came out; with it saying TDA Aftermath.
The words gleamed and the 'D' quickly came forward and turned slightly to the left before returning to its original position.
XXX
The GPS' lit up and began signifying that something was near.
"Well I guess lining everyone up was a bad idea." Cody chuckled nervously.
"Ugh you have got to be kidding me." Jo rolled her eyes.
XXX
"And the loser is..."
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"Geoff."
Geoff stood shocked as we see Duncan and Dawn get their Gilded Chrises.
"It's time to go." Chris told Geoff.
"Aw man, I thought I'd get further this time." Geoff sighed.
XXX
Harold began dancing and beatboxing as he twirled around and did a backwards walk and plied.
(After theme song)
Soon the aftermath intro played as we saw a studio with a couch on the center of the stage and bleachers to the right.
On the left side of the couch was Rodney while Sierra was on the right.
"Hey everyone." Rodney waved to the audience "Welcome to the brand new, totally sweet, Total Drama Aftermath show!"
The audience began cheering but stopped after a bit "We're coming at you live to talk all about Total Drama Action!" Sierra continued.
"I'm Rodney." Rodney introduces himself.
"And I'm Sierra." Sierra said.
"You might remember us from Total Drama Island." Rodney smiled "Or at least I hope so."
"Too bad we missed out on it's thrilling sequel Total Drama Action. I would've loved to redeem myself after being an early boot." Sierra said.
"Me too." Rodney nodded.
"Are you imbeciles really complaining about your placement when I got booted FIRST?!" Max asked incredulously.
"That was your own fault, but thanks for reminding us you exist Max." Sierra smirked deviously.
The audience clapped for Max as he began to smile "I have fans, how wonderful, I mean how expected."
"Either way we also have the others who didn't make it onto this season." Rodney smiled.
"We've got Gwen." Rodney said happily.
Gwen smirks at the camera.
"Silent B." Sierra continued.
B gives a finger gun to the camera.
"And Jasmine." Rodney finished.
Jasmine waved at the camera with a smile.
"Ahem where is my amazing introduction?" Max asked angrily.
"You already had an introduction." Sierra glared at Max before brightening up "Anyway, we've got tons of text and e-mails from you guys."
"And some people will be joining us via webcam," Rodney added. "It's gonna be awesome."
"Cody will stop by." Sierra said happily as the audience began roaring in applause.
"And Jo." Rodney added making the cheers stop abruptly.
"And let's not forget our favorite party guy: Geoff, and the man with mad skills: Harold." Sierra said covering Rodney's mouth with a smile.
Sierra then whispered to Rodney angrily "Let me do most of the talking."
"But this show is my responsibility too." Rodney protested.
"Whatever." Sierra rolled her eyes before smiling "Anyway it's time to discuss about eliminations, I was shocked Cody was one of the first boots."
"I have to agree honestly it was pretty shocking." Gwen nodded.
"It was a real low blow of Amy to eliminate her sister's boyfriend." Jasmine added.
"Have you met Amy?" Rodney smirked before continuing "I was not shocked that Jo got the boot as well, I mean everyone had a problem with her."
"But the real shockers were Geoff and Harold." Sierra said.
"Geoff probably could've made it farther if it weren't for Heather's tricks." Gwen admitted.
"Please that buffoon would've lost anyway." Max rolled his eyes.
"If we can have our show back." Sierra glared at the Peanut Gallery "Let's take a look at the TV."
Soon we see a montage of Cody moments.
"Cody's run on Total Drama Action may have been short but he still was able to show he had a powerful showmance with Sammy." Sierra said.
"Unfortunately due to said showmance he was one of the first voted out by Sammy's evil twin." Rodney added.
"Meanwhile Jo was coming back from a villainous run from season one, and she was ready to win." Sierra continued.
"Except she wasn't ready to get voted out which is exactly what happened in her elimination with Cody." Rodney laughed.
"One of our guests sniffed Gwen's hair, tried to fight off a fake killer, and the other actually took down a real killer and caused the eliminations of many here are Cody and Jo." Sierra introduces the two past competitors which earned applause from the audience as Cody and Jo walked over to the couch on the left.
"Welcome Cody and Jo, we have some great questions for you." Sierra smirked.
"Oh great." Jo rolled her eyes.
"So how did it feel to be the first ones voted out?" Rodney asked innocently.
"It sucked, that's what. I barely even got to prove my strength and win challenges." Jo complained.
"On the one hand I'm upset I won't be winning the million but at least I no longer have to compete in crazy challenges." Cody shrugged.
"Well then, it's time for a challenge of our own, we call it Truth Or Hammer!" Sierra smiled.
A shot of a golden statue of Lady Justice was shown against a black background... then was promptly smashed by a large wooden mallet.
"Wait? What?" Rodney asked in shock.
"I'll make this easy for you, We ask you a question and you either tell the truth or get knock out of you chair by a giant hammer."
"Are you insane?" Jo asked incredulously before realizing who she was talking to. "Oh wait, scratch that, I know my answer."
"Let's give it a test shall we?" Sierra asked with a crazed grin before a wooden hammer swings but luckily Jo and Cody ducked before it could hit them.
"Alright then, time for the first question, Cody, which one is hotter, Gwen or Sammy?" Sierra asked with a devious smirk.
"Are you seriously asking that?!" Cody asked incredulously.
"Yeah Sierra what's wrong with you?" Rodney asked incredulously as well.
"Oh come on, this is the perfect chance to see just how loyal Cody truly is to his girlfriend." Sierra smirked.
"Fine then, the answer is Sammy." Cody said and the hammer immediately came swinging down, making everyone shocked and Gwen looked kinda nervous.
"Wow, didn't take you for a cheater that is so diabolical Cody." Max smirked.
"No, it's not what you think I'm not a cheater, I find them both equally hot I'll admit it, but the thing is I like Sammy more than Gwen but it's not her appearance I like her for her personality and her caring nature and a bunch of other stuff I'm not gonna get into because this episode would take longer than it already is." Cody admitted.
This time the hammer didn't swing down and Gwen nodded in respect.
"Glad I could clear that up." Cody smiled before sitting down.
"Wow Sierra, that was just low." Rodney shook his head in disgust.
"Oh come on, he's proved he thinks another girl is hot, that's also pretty bad." Sierra argues.
"Maybe so but he also proved he truly loves Sammy, he'll get over Gwen." Rodney protested.
"Anyway let's get to less personal questions. Jo, now that you're out of the running, who do you think should win?" Rodney asked.
"If I must choose I'll go with Duncan, after all he is tough as nails and deserves it more than Heather, Amy or Mike/Mal." Jo admitted.
"Ooh are we going to talk about Mal yet?" Max asked in hope.
"Uh not today, we still have to talk to our other guests such as Geoff." Sierra smiled, making the audience cheer.
"Geoff had an alliance with Duncan with the intent of making it far in the competition but unfortunately those were cut short when Heather caused his elimination." Rodney explained.
"That's all, I guess he wasn't that memorable." Sierra laughed.
Rodney glared at her before speaking "Our next guest was head chef of the cooking challenge and fell down a tree when it was kicked, let's hear it for Geoff."
The audience cheered before Geoff walked up to the couch.
"Hey Geoff, Nice to see you." Rodney said happily.
"Hey man, good to see you all again." Geoff said happily.
"Thanks Geoff, and now it is time for you to play Truth Or Hammer." Sierra smirked.
"Bro you don't have to explain it, me and Harold heard the instructions from backstage." Geoff said.
"Cool, we'll start playing after we return." Rodney winked at the camera.
(After Commercial Break)
"Alright Geoff, it's time to play." Sierra giggled deviously.
"Should I be worried? Because I saw what she did to Cody" Geoff asked nervously making Rodney nod.
"So Geoff, who do you have a crush on in the show?" Sierra asked.
"Uh, no one really." Geoff shrugged.
"Wait? Really?" Sierra asked in shock "No one. Not even Sammy."
"I'm right here you know." Cody called out.
"Well I just never really clicked with anyone on that type of level you know." Geoff confessed.
"Ugh fine but you have to tell us, who do you think is the hottest girl on the show?" Sierra smirked.
"Are all your questions going to be romance related?" Rodney asked.
"Fine I'll tone it down but first Geoff must answer this question." Sierra promises.
"This makes me feel kinda scummy for judging based on appearance, but if I had to say who the hottest girl is. It's Heather." Geoff admitted.
The hammer did not swing down and Geoff narrows his eyes "Are we done now?"
"Yes I'm sorry Geoff." Rodney apologized.
"You're forgiven." Geoff said.
"Alright then, it's time to talk to our final guest Harold." Sierra said, ignoring Geoff and Rodney.
"Harold is a man of many mad skills or so he proclaims at least." Sierra told the audience.
"In season one he won the heart of the fair Leshawna." Rodney said happily.
"But in both seasons he had bad luck with tiebreakers." Sierra smirked.
"So our guest was able to build a tent, and a life looking sandcastle, give it up for Harold." Rodney introduces Harold.
Harold then walks up to the stage with a grin on his face as the audience applauded him.
"Hi everyone, glad to be here." Harold smiled.
"Aw, so glad to hear you say that." Sierra cooed before smirking "Flattery will get you nowhere here. It is time to play Truth Or Hammer yet again."
"Oh dear." Harold gulped.
"So Harold, do you have any respect for Duncan at all?" Sierra asked.
"No." Harold said adamantly before the hammer swung, making him duck.
"Gosh, fine I do somewhat respect his strategic gameplay but that does not make him a good person." Harold said angrily.
"Fair enough." Rodney nodded "Okay then. Well since there are no more questions." Rodney glared at Sierra "It's time for our newest segment, what's our newest segment?"
"I'm so glad you asked, I call this segment, That's Gonna Leave A Mark!" Sierra smiled.
"Huh?" Rodney raised an eyebrow.
The audience cheered as an intro to the segment played, there were various clips of injuries from the first season on the screen similar to the Gilded Chris intro.
"Are we seriosuly gonna show people's pain, for laughs?!" Rodney asked incredulously.
"Yep." Sierra smirked, "Roll the clips."
The first clip is Harold walking near the thug set until a stage light fell on him.
"Ooh not a bright idea for Harold to be walking there huh." Sierra said.
We then see a clip of Sammy looking through the cabin but then a rat showed up making Sammy scream and run at the door faceplanting on it.
"Ooh, ouchies." Sierra continued.
The final clip shows Chef in his alien costume with his paintball until he slips and falls with the paintball gun shooting paint at him.
"Now that's gonna leave a mark." Sierra said.
"Before we close off the show we have a web call from Steve… The Yeti." Rodney said raising an eyebrow.
Soon the TV shows Sasquatchanakwa.
"Hello Mr. Yeti, how are you doing today?" Sierra asked with a smirk.
"Chris McLean." The yeti began in a deep voice before sounding familiarly like the host himself "is the best host ever! How'd you two get your own show?! You stink!"
"Yo Chris, if I wanted to take the hot tub myself, oh you're doing the webcam thing now?" Chef was heard offscreen as the yeti gave a sheepish smile.
"Chris!" Rodney and Sierra yelled angrily.
"Um I need to go, The fabulous host I just mentioned needs me to perform some stunts. Bye." The yeti who is clearly Chris in disguise said awkwardly.
"Well that's it for now, hopefully this show wasn't too unsettling." Rodney said.
"It was." Cody and Geoff called out bitterly.
Rodney cringed at this before Sierra continued "But we hope you guys enjoyed the show, stay tuned and watch your favorite competitors compete on Total! Drama! Action!"
Bonus Clip: A much needed chat
"I don't know guys, Gwen probably won't wanna see me after that revelation." Cody said awkwardly to Geoff and Harold.
"You need to clear the air with her if you wanna stay friends with her." Geoff said.
"Geoff's right, you need to talk to her." Harold told him.
"Uh I'm right here." Gwen told the boys as she walked near them.
"Gwen listen, I-" Cody began before Gwen put a finger out silencing him "Relax Cody, I get that your still attracted to me crushes don't easily go away, trust me I know you won't cheat on Sammy."
"Thanks Gwen, so can we still be friends?" Cody asked.
"Sure." Gwen offers Cody a fist bump which he accepts.
Exclusive Clip Ends
Author's Note: And that was the first aftermath, Sierra and Rodney were the hosts because I figured they deserved some more screen time. As for Cody still having an attraction to Gwen, that's just to show that just because he's with Sammy now doesn't mean he isn't still attracted to Gwen. Although that doesn't mean he loves Gwen like he loves Sammy as Cody will eventually get over his thing for Gwen. I hope that makes sense because I needed a shocking revelation which makes Cody look sympathetic. Anyway hope you enjoyed that chapter and I'll see you in the next episode.
Screaming Gaffers: Sammy, Mike, DJ, Courtney, Noah, Amy
Killer Grips: Dave, Sky, Dawn, Duncan, Heather, Leshawna
