'The Happy Unmarried'
Disclaimer: Ken Akamatsu wrote 'Love Hina' and he owns the rights. This tale written for fun, and I seek no re-dress from it.
Writer's notes: Let the games begin. That is before the inmates take over the asylum.
Different 'running jokes' will now be seen through the rest of our tale.
-Chapter 3-
-5:30am-
A different start today was about to open up many opportunities for our hero, but it would also leave him saying, "Shit," at the end of it.
Yes, Naru did snuggle into her beloved never husband and slept wonderfully, but…
BRRRR! BRRRR!
"Son-of-a-bitch," screeched Keitaro who reached up and slammed down the snooze bar, "Just as we were starting to get along, I here that thing go off."
Unfazed, and acting like she was never hungover, Naru removed his arm, smiled at the man she loved and said, "Me, or the clock, sweetie?" Which purposely came out a bit sarcastic. Then she added, "I have an important meeting this morning, so someone else will have to take care of your needs. And, if the news of what we shared yesterday has finally sunk in, that should not be a problem."
"Right," he burred and sat up with the never wife. He had nothing to complain about, as it was always nice to see Naru's naked body.
Giving him a quick peck on the lips and a pat on his hardened manhood, she rose up out of bed and slinked her bare ass across the floor to the bathroom. A commode was in there, which was unusual for a Japanese house.
"Son-of-a-bitch," he hissed as he watched Naru, "Just when we could actually enjoy a sober morning together." The nice gap between her legs alone made him oppressively harder.
Smiling from the doorway of the bathroom, she flashed him her large tits and headed into the shower first.
"Just my fucking luck," he squawked after enjoying the eye-candy.
As the water turned on, Keitaro heard laughter from the never wife.
Shrugging it off, Keitaro relaxed when he stood over at the commode, peed and said, "After we shower and dress, I'll make us breakfast."
Looking out the shower stall, Naru replied, "Thanks, sweetie. It will keep me from pissing Shinobu off again. Shit, that girl has such a fucking potty mouth now."
After Naru put her head under the running water, he murmured, "I wonder where the fuck she got that from." Keitaro then smirked at his own inventiveness.
"Dumbass," commented the never wife with another big laugh.
Shrugging again, Keitaro went over to brush his teeth and gargle. He needed it.
Thirty minutes later…
With a ribbon in her long-braided hair, Keitaro understood why his never wife got up so early during the week. However, as she descended the circular stairway from her dressing room up above, the never husband enjoyed the eye-candy that he had received as he looked up her skirt. In a 'killer' business suit, she had her briefcase in one hand and a smart phone in the other.
In contrast, Keitaro just had on a light-blue tee shirt with some faded jeans since he did not need to go anywhere today.
"It might be an early day if all goes well, Kei-kun," announced Naru as she put her phone inside her jacket pocket.
The fuzzy slippers did look quite odd as Keitaro led his never wife downstairs by the hand. A big smile was on her face as Naru knew at least one or two of her housemates would no longer be virgins by the time she arrived home. And, with what hung between his legs, they would be extremely sore ex-virgins too. But none of her friends would care too much about that.
It would be some time before Shinobu came down to fix breakfast for everyone. Happy with that, Keitaro was already in the kitchen near the main rear entrance about ready to whip up his own brand of culinary magic. Someone had prepared the coffee urn the evening before as all he had to do was turn it on.
Delicious smells began to fill this side of the manse.
"Who do you think will approach me first, Naru-chan?" asked Keitaro while he poured them both some coffee.
Seated in the breakfast nook opposite the main hallway, a smirking Naru replied, "All of them. Even though it has not shown up yet this morning, the queue has already formed. However, my money is on Shinobu as that woman practically worships you."
As he put the finishing touches onto their breakfast, Keitaro turned his head and nodded to his never wife.
Looking up from her coffee, she could only giggle a little. Nothing worse than being horny and wanting the man at the stove now that they got along, but not being able to have him trash you due to work circumstances did not sit too well with her.
"Shit," she hissed and then snickered when flashbacks hit her about the night when they had celebrated their never marriage and their equally happy never divorce. 'He really fucked me hard too,' she mused as an afterthought and shrugged it off, 'I'll just fuck him later.'
She happily smiled at her never husband.
"Good thing I have plenty of aspirin," he said with a chuckle while plating their food.
While the non-couple ate, Keitaro and Naru heard activity from everyone else who lived there.
He grimaced, she laughed.
Some of the cacophony was quite a bit loud for this time of day, but being a work- and school day, it was still somewhat expected.
When they had finished, both took their dishes into the kitchen.
Before she left, the never wife kissed her never husband and said, "Gambare, sweetie. You sure as hell are going to need it." With a final smirk, Naru sauntered to the rear foyer and put on her shoes.
He chuckled, ogled her swaying ass and did the cleanup.
In the garage, the never wife laughed and knew that there would be some sore pussies when she arrived home.
How many, was anyone's guess…
-A queue had long since formed-
When Keitaro had finished stacking the dishes into the large industrial washer, he lowered the handle to start cycling the machine.
With his back to the doorway, Keitaro missed it as a certain someone came in to start breakfast for her housemates.
"Ohayō, Senpai," said the petite chef happily as she walked quickly over to where Keitaro was. She had on a halter top and denim cutoffs that showed quite a bit of her nice little ass.
When he turned to greet her, two small hands reached up, grabbed a handful of his tee shirt and pulled him down. There was quite a height difference between them. (Approx. 30 centimeters) The same hands then took his, placed them on her large boobs before she on tippy-toes threw her arms around his neck.
As their tongues danced, he thought, 'I never knew she was that strong.'
"The little minx beat me to him," quipped Kitsune as she and Kanako came into the kitchen. Considered the odd couple of the Hinata, Kanako shared a room with the ashen-haired Fox and the two often dated. Like many of the other women around here, they both had declared themselves to be bisexual as only the male owner of this manse would do if he were ever free. And now that he was…
"Shinobu-chan, you didn't wait for me," whined Ema as she lined up behind Kanako.
"You snooze, you lose," said Kitsune with a smirk. She had to head down to her shop soon, but nothing would prevent her from doing what she has wanted to do for a longtime.
The kiss between the Keitaro and the petite chef continued on a bit. It would be a long one as Shinobu too had waited a long time to kiss him.
Moan!
As he fondled her tits, Keitaro really enjoyed what she possessed. Until yesterday, he could only dream about them.
No bra.
"A line has already formed I see," said a sunny Mutsumi who came in with Motoko. The Kendoka was quiet as the fire in her eyes said everything. Her fire was lit at the moment of her confession and had not cooled one iota since then.
"Damn it," said Sarah as she too came into the kitchen and saw the queue before her, "and I got up a bit earlier too."
When the need arose to breathe and with the buildup of red auras behind her, Shinobu ended the kiss but not before she whispered in his ear, "You are so mine," and then stepped away with a huge smile on her face.
It did leave Keitaro slightly 'out-to-lunch', because she was a great kisser.
Before Kitsune could step up and attempt to outdo her housemate, a secret passage in the wall opened up and out jumped Kaolla with Nyamo in tow.
"KEITARO!" hollered Kaolla as she jumped onto him. Not having regained his wits after Shinobu's kiss, the Princess totally devastated the him as she nearly sucked his face off.
Giggling, Nyamo at least had the wherewithal to join in at the back of the queue.
"Ahem," came the throat-clearing warning from the Fox who said, "What the fuck, Kaolla-chan. I was here first." Not really upset, she had to get to work and did not have any extra time to watch the man that she loved being mauled by someone whose size did not match their strength.
Between the grumbles, there was some definite giggles and laughter.
"At least let Onii-chan breathe," said Kanako as she attempted to stifle her own mirth. The sight of Keitaro being kissed by another woman other than Naru made her happy.
Only when Kitsune tapped on Kaolla's shoulder did the Princess finally climb down off a barely cognizant Keitaro.
"End of the line, you," said Kitsune as she had to wait for Keitaro's light to come back on. The look in his face indicated that it might be a while, so she took her own initiative and leaned into kiss him. What Kitsune felt press against her lower abdomen nearly made her want to skip work. 'Fuck,' she screamed in her mind as she gave him a second smaller kiss.
At that moment, Keitaro had no clue as to where he was and did not care.
"It seems that the wheel is turning, but the hamster has long since died," said Mei as she came in behind Sarah and Nyamo.
After Kitsune, it seemed as if the others tried to outdo the previous trio.
Mutsumi, Kanako and Sarah had to pry Motoko off him. The woman had waited a long time to kiss him and started to strip off her Yukata when she did.
As she left the kitchen and headed for the front pantry exit, Kitsune kissed her girlfriend and said, "I want a full report, Kana-chan." She then sauntered down the hallway and knew that Kanako had more than an eye on her gorgeous ass.
A smirk from the Fox as she disappeared outside and down the stone steps.
"Bitch," cried Sarah who laughed at Motoko's antics.
After Kaolla gave Keitaro another kiss, he needed a few minutes to process everything.
"Hey, whoever isn't helping me make breakfast, get the fuck out and take him with you into the dining room," announced an exasperated Shinobu, who then added, "Before I rape him."
-Dining room, a short time later-
One thing that Keitaro immediately took notice of was the difference in dress code, at least for girls who worked from home. The change was quite drastic and sudden, plus he enjoyed perusing their boobs and as such had quite an erection going on in his crowded trousers. At least he had recovered his bearings somewhat after the 'love-muggings'.
Shinobu, Ema and Sarah brought in the platters with the food. After everyone got their breakfast, the three kissed Keitaro once again and then sat. These kisses were a bit more sedate, although some tongue was mixed in.
'Glad I am seated,' he mused while slurping on his miso, 'because my dick hurts.' The auras from around the table made it understood that they all knew he was hard. But the girls were patient enough to wait until their opportunity came along.
Only the Toudai students wore bras as those who worked on site wore very little in the way of clothing to protect their modesty.
For obvious reasons, four of them had oversized hoodies draped over the back of their seats. Mutsumi, Mei, Sarah and Ema did not appreciate having hormonal male co-eds ogling their oversized assets. Only Keitaro was allowed that privilege.
Since Shinobu sat next to him on his left, she reached under the table and place her hand on his leg. At least she thought it was his leg. Having leaned in a little, she suddenly learned that Naru had not exaggerated about his size. A look of awe at first spread over her face, it was soon followed by a lustful, shit-eating grin.
"Son-of-a-bitch," she whispered barely audible as she felt his cock twitch.
Next to her Ema giggled as Keitaro's eyes shot open. It was going to take a lot for him to not go off in his pants.
But…
"Onegai," whispered Keitaro just as softly as did the petite chef. If she kept that up, he would need another shower and a change of pants.
Smiling at her precious Senpai, she released him and knew that it was going to hurt. Nevertheless, she did not give a shit.
That was followed by more giggling as everyone had caught onto the petite chef's little game.
Another tradition then started, as the four co-eds needed to head out. Having gotten out of their seats, and before they put their hoodies on, Keitaro was on the receiving end of another kiss from them. Nothing was chaste about it, as Mutsumi slipped him quite a bit of tongue all the way to Sarah grabbing his hands like Shinobu had and placing them on her huge tits while she gave him a big sloppy French kiss.
Moan!
'Nice, but I though she hated me for some reason. Guess not,' thought Keitaro as he gave them a gentle squeeze. A thin bra covered her magnificent treasures.
Groan!
Ema too had thought about allowing him to fondle her boobs, but since she lactated, the timing sucked and would wait until they were alone. She was patient, as was Mei whose kiss was the gentlest.
"Come on, mina," said Mutsumi who was working toward her doctorate.
The four slipped on their hoodies and made a show of it for Keitaro.
Placing her hand back on his lap, Shinobu could tell that her Senpai had loved the show as his cock twitched and became very rigid.
"Fuck," Keitaro hissed as he concentrated hard on not cumming again. However, the petite chef's handjob only compounded his problems.
Breakfast soon ended and everyone left at the Hinata knew that the games were about to begin.
-Late afternoon-
Driving up the rear entrance to the Hinata, Naru was strangely in a very happy mood. Her meeting went well and ended early just as she had hoped.
"Keitaro is a stud," whispered the never wife in her mirth, "I just wonder who went first. As if I already didn't know." As she pulled up to the garage, Naru laughed as she hit the button to open the door and saw Mutsumi's car pull in next to hers. Both women looked at each other with big grins as they drove inside.
"I wonder if Shinobu was first," said Mutsumi as the passengers in her car disembarked.
"I wonder if he got more than one," said Sarah who laughed.
"My money says Keitaro-nii did," commented Mei with her own big grin.
With gentle smiles each, Mutsumi and Ema were then very quiet. Both knew their opportunity had finally come.
The blonde sidled up next to the never wife as the other three followed close behind them.
As they crossed over the bridge, Mei asked her sister, "Jealous at all, Nee-chan?" Even though Naru said she was not, and even though she had her own reputation issues, her older sister was still dear to her.
Naru signaled the other three to go on ahead. She stopped, placed a hand on Mei's shoulder, looked her in the eyes and replied with, "Not really, Mei-chan. One thing you will discover about Keitaro is that he has enough for all of us. That might sound strange, but it is the only answer I can give you that will make any sense right now."
Enigmatic for sure, but the younger sister caught the gist of what she had said.
-A not so surprising surprise-
Coming into the main part of the manse, the quintet was greeted by Shinobu who gingerly came down the steps and stopped to greet them. She had some clean towels in her arms and a huge smile on her face. Everyone noticed that she stood there with her legs slightly apart. That said, she shared a kiss with Ema and smiled as well.
Before anyone could ask her anything, Kanako drew near with Nyamo. Both held files in their arms and walked a bit funny.
Simultaneous to their approaching the others, Kitsune turned the corner and approached from the old kitchen/now pantry. She saw the slight grimace/huge smile plastered on her girlfriend's face.
"Three of you," said Naru surprised as she beat Kitsune to state the obvious.
However, before she could continue, Kaolla in came from the pool area smiled at Nyamo and said, "Actually, it was…"
"Five of us," interjected a smiling Motoko who had followed the 'mad scientist' in. Nevertheless, there was a slight blush on her face.
"FIVE!" hollered the others in unison.
"What a stud," exclaimed Kitsune after she had kissed her girlfriend.
Mutsumi shared a kiss with Motoko as well. She looked at the Fox and nodded as she had to agree with her declaration. If the blush on her girlfriend's face and the smiles on others said anything, she could put up with a little discomfort when he took her pussy.
Kanako looked at her never sister-in-law and said, "You did not exaggerate about Onii-chan's size, Naru-nee."
"I thought he would split me apart with that monster," chimed in Shinobu as she did have some grimace issues.
Nyamo just smiled and said nothing. But her girlfriend said, "I had never screamed so loud in my life."
Having been a bit a bit aggressive with her Keitaro-sama, Motoko just continued to blush as she could not put her knees together.
Neither could the other four.
'He is so going to fuck me senseless or else,' thought Naru as she left the others behind and headed for her home office.
-Half-an-hour later-
With a smirk on his face, Keitaro sat behind his office desk and wondered where his sister or Nyamo could be with the certain documents that he had requested. He knew that Naru was home as she had just gone into her office, but where were the others.
Just as he was about to state the obvious, his never wife opened the door and stepped in. Her jacket was off, blouse unbuttoned exposing her bra some and she had on her fuzzy red slippers.
"Good combination if you ask me," said Keitaro. He almost drooled as the never wife approached him, came around the big desk, pushed his chair back and straddled his lap.
He placed his hands on her gorgeous skirt-covered ass.
Before she said anything, Naru undid a few more buttons to her blouse and then gave the never husband a deep, long slow-burning French kiss.
At the same time, she sensed something had grown and now pressed against her entrance. Which one? She would let him decide.
"Five," said Naru after she broke the kiss.
"Yes, but two of them put me through the grinder," he replied with a smirk. That smirk was a bit forced.
"Let me guess," responded the never wife. She put a fingertip underneath her chin in an exaggerated thought-filled gesture and added, "Motoko and Kaolla."
"It started out just like you said, Na-chan," he said with a somewhat serious tone, "There was a queue in the kitchen, Kaolla mugged me and then it took three of the others to peel Motoko off." Naru laughed. "In the dining room, Shinobu-chan had even grabbed my dick underneath the table."
Right then, the petite chef walked in with an armful of towels. "Yes, I did," she said with a huge grin. If she was not so delightfully sore right now, she would have him fuck her right in front of the never wife.
After Shinobu placed the towels in his private bathroom, she blew him a kiss and left the room.
"She sure looks happy," said Naru who smiled at the happy petite chef's glow.
"Although she cried out in pain, Shinobu did not tell me to stop," he said as he went to describe the events of the morning.
The never wife placed her hands on his shoulders as she continued to listen.
"Kaolla was bit physical, but not too rough," said Keitaro who looked somewhat thoughtful, then he changed tack and added, "Motoko on the other hand did get a bit rough. It started when I went into the bar to get myself a shot after lunch, before I could step in behind the bar, she grabbed my arms, turned me around, pulled me across the room by my tee shirt and Judo-flipped me onto the tall stack of mats by the glass wall which separates the bar from the pool. Nimbly, she jumped up, undid my zipper, pulled my cock out and impaled herself on me without hesitation. Never have I heard someone scream so loud in my life."
Naru laughed.
So did he.
Kanako came in with Nyamo finally. Like Shinobu, both walked a little gingerly and wore grins on their faces.
"Onii-chan, we will leave these here," said Kanako as she and Nyamo set the files on his desk. Both smiled at the never couple in the chair and then left.
"Instead of messing with these files, Kei-kun," said Naru with a gleam in her eyes, "Let's go up to our bedroom where you can mess with me until suppertime, okay?"
Without another word, Keitaro nodded as the never wife climbed off him. Taking her by the hand, he led a giggling Naru upstairs.
Loud screaming from the never wife then ensued.
Left in his wake were five very sore, but extremely satisfied pussies.
That left him with four still to conquer and one just to widen a little.
-End of chapter-