Chapter 8- Embarrassment and Blessing

Big thanks to HellRaiderS for reviewing again. Writing this isn't a priority in my life and frankly I'm kind of lazy, but it is a goal of mine to continue writing this story and hopefully finish it, so I will try and keep the updates coming. Warning! Typed on phone:

The next morning I woke up to go raid Leo's kitchen. It was already around 9 AM so everyone was probably already awake. Hopefully they're not all in the kitchen eating right now though. My plan is to go snag a quick breakfast without anyone realizing it, and then ask Calypso where the kitchen is to go get some food. I wish that's how it went though. The truth is quite embarrassing.

I walked out of my bedroom, looking for the bathroom first. I walked through the kitchen and saw no one in it. That's good news! After I use the bathroom I'll be good to go. I stumbled around the way station for a few more minutes, seeing no one, and also no bathroom. I used one yesterday, but I had Leo's assistance in finding it. This place is weird. My bladder is getting bad now. I really had to go. I was about to burst. I was doing some sort of half jog half walk now, while also looking like I was doing a funky dance because I really had to pee. I'm just opening random doors at this point. I opened one, the kitchen. I opened another, kitchen. I opened another, by golly it's the kitchen! Then I see a door labeled bathroom! Hallelujah! I open it, about to pee my pants, and it's the kitchen.

"Curse this building, man! It must be playing a prank on me!" I was at the point of no return now. I had to do something. Urine was starting to leak out the tip of my penis. I sprinted over into the kitchen, quickly thinking over what to do. If someone walks in on me it could be a disaster. I open the fridge, and pick out one of Leo's beer bottles. I dump out all of the contents. As the beer slowly went glug glug glug out of the bottle, which was not helping my situation by the way, I looked around and saw no one. That's good. As the beer finally emptied I slipped down the shorts that I slept in and my boxers, and went behind the island counter so no one could see me if they came in. I lined the tip up with the bottle and started to pee in the bottle. Pure ecstasy. I sighed as I started to pee. Then I ran into my second problem. The bottle was quickly starting to fill up. Panic. I started to panic. I couldn't empty another beer bottle before it filled up.

I slowly made my way to the fridge again. A few times my tip wasn't fully lined up with the bottle and urine went everywhere. I'll clean it up when I'm done. It could be a lot worse if I don't get to the fridge.

I open it as the beer bottle is almost full. I grab the milk carton, and luckily Leo lives here, so the carton is empty. The bottle fills up, and I suck in real hard to hold the pee in as I set the bottle on the counter and stick my d*ck in the milk carton. Bliss. For about a half a second.

A little girl starts screaming. My worst nightmare that I've developed in the past few minutes has just come true. I look around and there's a little girl next to the island screaming. She is obviously Leo's youngest daughter. She looks 4.

It's not like I can just stop peeing. I'm nearly finished anyway. I just need like 5 seconds. I flip my back around, it's much better that the girl see's my butt half covered by my shirt then my literal cock and balls hanging out peeing into a milk carton. My whole face is red from embarrassment.

"Julia! Julia! Where are you darling!" I heard Calypso shout as she came into the room. I see her and she's running towards the screaming. She can't see my lower half though because of the island. The last spurts of urine are coming out at this point. She runs onto my side of the island which is closer to her, and she comes face to face with me. Calypso starts screaming as well.

"Oh my gods! Percy! What are you doing!" She shouts. I pull up my shorts and hurriedly grab paper towels and wipe up the pee before this gets worse and someone slips and falls in it.

"I'm so sorry, Calypso. I don't know what I was thinking. I really had to go and this seemed like the best thing to do. I couldn't find the bathroom. It was like the building was pranking me." I spit out meaningless words and apologies as I cleaned. Calypso was picking up Julia as Leo and 3 kids barged into the room from the same door.

"What's wrong? I heard screaming." Leo said. All he saw was us 3, and I didn't have my d*ck out.

"Percy was peeing in a milk carton!" Calypso shouted and ran away from me. Thalia arrived at this time from another door. She was half naked, wearing only black yoga pants and a black bra. But she had her spear out, and she was very sweaty. She was probably undressing for a shower after working out when she heard screaming and ran here. I've only seen her a few times without her emo dark schemed makeup being done, she applies that sh*t religiously.

"Again?" Leo shouted.

"I have never done this before!" I shouted back. The kids started giggling and blowing air out their mouths called speaking, but no one was paying attention to them.

"You did what?" Thalia said. She walked over and smelt the smell coming out of the bottle and the carton. "You're f*cking disgusting Percy."

"This isn't my fault! The building wouldn't show me the bathroom!"

"The building shows you the room you want, but Britomartis likes to play tricks. This has happened before to a different guest. But these younger kids weren't born yet." Leo explained.

Then a hole in the ceiling opened up, and a rope fell down. Britomartis climbed it upside down looking like Spider-Man. "Come on you downer, you don't think it was funny?"

"I think it was traumatizing to my daughter!" As they were speaking I quickly disposed of the bottle and carton. "It wasn't funny the last time either."

"Percy Jackson, hero of Olympus, gets trapped! But it's a different kind of trap. He is trapped in an embarrassing situation! You're lucky I'm a nice person and didn't record it." Britomartis stated happily. Then she deftly maneuvered her way off the rope and down onto the floor of the kitchen.

"Yes I'm extremely lucky." I said sarcastically.

She walked up to me. I can't say we were standing face to face though, considering she is about 5 feet and 3 inches tall, while I am 6 feet and 1 inch tall. She tilted her face up to me and looked at me, then she looked down and traced her finger along my abs. "I'd like to trap you in my bedroom." She whispered huskily. I could only gulp. No one else heard it I don't think.

"Please don't play this joke again Britomartis." Leo sighed.

"No promises." She said and climbed up the rope and peaced out. As the rope magically ascended she mouthed 'call me' to me.

"Well Percy, that isn't how I would have liked to introduce you to my daughter, but here she is." Calypso walked up to me with her daughter in her arms. Julia had her thumb in her mouth and she looked at me hesitantly. "This is Julia. She's our youngest."

"I'm sorry." I said, holding out my hand to her. She held out the one that wasn't in her mouth and we shook.

"Hi." She squeaked. It was so quiet I could barely hear it. I gave her a sheepish smile.

"Oh and here's my other daughter Percy. She's the next oldest after Julia. Julia is 4 and Olivia is 6." The 6 year old came out from behind Leo and waved. I waved back.

"Hi Olivia." The two brothers had lost interest and were both staring intently at Thalia, who I could only assume was the most provocatively dressed girl the two boys had seen in their lifetimes. I turned to look at her, she was just looking at me and smiling. She had obviously taken amusement out of what had just transpired.

It took all of my willpower to not look at my cousin's chest and to focus on her eyes. "Maybe you should go and finish what you were doing, Thals," I said to her.

She gasped and remembered what she was wearing. "Don't look pervs!" She shouted and she ran out of the room. The two boys kept their eyes on her a*s all the way out. Calypso smacked them both on the back of the head returning them to their senses.

"Maybe you should go take a shower as well, Percy." Calypso spoke. She was right. I smelled like piss. I nodded and walked out of the kitchen and into my bedroom. The waystation was now giving me the rooms I was looking for. Convenient.

When I walked into my bedroom I dove face first onto my bed and groaned. That might have been the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I've been blown up, stabbed, and bathed in a river of a primordial goddess, but this sucked. Real bad.

I gathered my clothes and other bathroom supplies I would need for my shower. I opened the door and walked out into the great hall. There were a few guests Leo had that I haven't met yet sitting here and there. I decided not to bother them.

I heard water running through the door to my left. I knocked on the door. "Almost done!" Thalia responded.

"I'll just wait out here!" I shouted to her. I sat down and leaned up against the wall next to the door as I waited. I ran the whole pee situation over and over again in my mind.

A few minutes later, Thalia opened the door. She had her emo makeup done now, and she was wearing long black basketball shorts and a black tank top. She was wearing stuff she can easily slip off for when she changed into her hunter attire later today. We were planning on leaving after lunch. "All yours." Thalia said, leaving me the bathroom.

"Thanks." I said, and walked in. I took a long shower to get the smell of piss off of me. By the time I finished it was almost 10:30. I put on some jeans and a camp half blood shirt. I have long since quit bothering to comb my hair. The only times I have tried to do that in the past few years is when me and Annabeth had a special date.

When I got out of the bathroom, J.P was walking by and said that everyone was in the lounge room. I thanked him for letting me know.

In the lounge room I found the whole family plus Thalia and Britomartis. Thalia and Britomartis were sitting on the same 2 person couch, although Thalia kept glancing at her because she was taking up more than her share of room. Leo and Calypso each sat on their two person couch opposite of Thalia and Britomartis. The couple each had a daughter sitting in their lap. J.P and Charlie sat in their big chairs at each end of the table.

"There's enough room here Percy." Britomartis said and pressed her body into Thalia, leaving an open spot on the end of the couch with her in the middle. I shrugged and walked over and sat down. Thalia was glaring daggers at the smirking Britomartis. Thalia liked her personal space.

Even with me pressing my legs so close together my balls kind of hurt, the couch still was a tight squeeze. Britomartis had to scoot forward a little bit, leaving me and Thalia with a little more thigh room. That also meant Britomartis had half of her left cheek sitting on my thigh, which she probably did on purpose.

I looked over at Thalia, who rolled her eyes. As nice as it is to have a goddess hitting on you, it's not what I need right now. Goddesses are way too bold and they don't like being told no. I'm still nowhere close to being over Annabeth. I would feel like I'm cheating on her. Or betraying her somehow. Even though she isn't alive anymore and hasn't been for quite some time at this point. Maybe in the future it would be exactly what I need to move past the memory of Annabeth, another girl. But not right now.

"You're pretty." Olivia said randomly to me.

"Thank you. You are very pretty as well. Just like your mother." I said back.

"Right you are Perce! Into her 40's I still think wow! She's a bombshell. And when Calypso first met me she straight up quaked in her boots! She'd never met a man as hot as me, literally and figuratively." Leo laughed as he spoke.

"That's exactly how that went, sugar." Calypso said sarcastically. "Anyways, what are your plans since you have refused our offer for a career? Are you going to track down the god that made you sleep for 26 years?"

"That's exactly what I'm going to do. I won't be able to settle down knowing that I had an enemy out there left undealt with." I responded.

"Good luck with that!" Britomartis said.

"Was that sarcasm?"

"No baby. I truly meant it. I wish you well." She traced my jawline with her pinky finger. I don't know how to respond to someone this bold.

"Umm, thanks?" I shivered.

"In fact I can help you. You do something for me, I do something for you."

"I think I'm good." I had an idea of what she wanted me to do for her. She pouted. She's not even my type either. I prefer stronger, taller women rather than petite women.

"Are you gonna kill the god when you find them?" Charlie asked with a grin on his face.

"They'll get a talking to." I assured him.

"Yeah! Kill them like you did the giants!" J.P added in.

"Ok boys let the adults talk." Calypso ordered.

"I also don't think I could manage being here in society right now. So much has changed. I don't know what to do." I added.

"I could convince Artemis to let you stay with us for a while, Percy. Our old friend Reyna is there. We have hunters who are hundreds of years old. We stay in the wilderness. It would be a much better situation for you. You've met nearly all of our hunters, and a lot of them respect you on some level. It would be like traveling back to your time." Thalia suggested. "You could also think about how to best take your next course of action."

"I don't know, Thals. There hasn't been a male hunter since Orion. And that didn't go well."

"Well are you going to try to rape Artemis?"

"No."

"Then there shouldn't be a problem. Artemis respects you as well. At least think about it."

"I'll think about it." I said begrudgingly.

"If you're going to join the hunters you'll need some help." A goddess said, flashing in. It was Lady Hestia. Everyone got off of their seats to bow, even Britomartis. It's not every day the waystation gets a god or goddess outside of Apollo or Britomartis come in.

"What do you mean by that Lady Hestia?" I said. Before she responded she came over and hugged me. To which I returned.

"I mean my blessing, hero."

"Are you serious?" Lady Hestia smiled in her 8 year old form.

"I'm serious. You are still meant to do big things. And I mean to be on your side for it all."

"I would be honored, Lady Hestia, to receive your blessing." I said getting back on my knees.

"You will receive abilities like that of one of my vestal virgins. Except you're a man, so you get a few extra things. Along with becoming fire-proof, fire-manipulation, the ability to summon food, the ability to to raise or lower someone's hope, you will not be restricted to a single hearth like a vestal virgin. You will also be able to summon me whenever. You are also not required to maintain your virginity. You shall be a vestal warrior."

"I accept, Lady Hestia. I will become a vestal warrior, for the first time in history."

I heard a few "woah's" in the background, but I was only focused on Hestia. She placed her hand on my shoulder and said a few words in Greek. Here is the translated version.

"I take thee Perseus Jackson, son of Sally and Poseidon, to be my vestal warrior. He shall do my bidding when I request something of him, and he shall sue for peace and prosperity on the Earth."

When I stood up again after she was done talking, I had a new energy in me. Or you could say I had a new fire in me. This world is messed up. The gods are messed up. I can change this. I felt stronger, I felt taller. I probably stood at around 6 feet 3 inches now. My muscles were more defined. I turned to look at a mirror on the wall and I saw that my left eye was still sea green, but my right eye was now a reddish orange color. My skin also looked more tan. And my black hair got a few highlights in them.

"I won't let you down, My Lady." I said, looking down at Hestia.

"I trust you won't, My Hero."

I think this was one of my better chapters. I hope you thought it was funny. Don't be alarmed that Percy is gaining Hestia's blessing and is thinking about joining Artemis' hunt. I like cliches, but I will keep this story unique as I like to think I have been doing. Thanks for reading. Please review.