Down in the lab, Stanford Pines, twin brother of Stanley Pines was packing some stuff in his sack to go check up on some kind of strange occurrence somewhere in Gravity Falls. He thought he'd bring his twin brother along so he could have something to do rather then sitting around on his butt watching TV and trying to read A Battle of Thrones.
"Stanley where are you?!" Ford shouted from the lab. "I'm about to set off and I wanna see that you're wearing-"
Just then, Ford was interrupted when he heard the sound of screaming coming from upstairs and Stan repeating "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
A pants-less Stan then ran down the lab looking embarrassed and panicked by what had happened earlier.
"Ford, have you seen my pants?" Stan asked his brother as he walked down in the basement.
"Stanley, how many times have I told you to never misplace your pants?" Ford asked his brother.
"Oh please, I get that all the time." Stan replied. "You don't have any spares do you?"
Ford sighed in annoyance and threw his brother a pair of his own which he caught with his hand and then put the pair on.
"I think I traumatised those Mitchells for life." Stan said. "The same way I traumatised those kids during last year's Summerween."
"Are you sure leaving the Shack with the kids is a good idea?" Ford asked. "I mean, no offence to them but they are kids and they still need to learn some responsibilities."
"Take this as a perfect time for them to learn responsibility." Stan said, trying to convince his twin.
"Yeah, but with Soos and Melody planning their wedding, Abuelita off doing Abuelita things and Pacifica off on a family road trip….I don't know, seems too soon to leave the kid's in charge of a shack." Ford said.
"You're saying that like 6 different versions of Dipper are gonna pop out of nowhere and take over for a while." Stan joked. "Besides, that would be totally impossible."
Later, Stan and Ford were getting in the car while saying their goodbyes to the Mitchell family.
"Hey, I'm sorry I accidentally let you see what I wear when no one is looking." Stan said to Rick Mitchell.
"Oh that's okay." Rick assured the criminal Grunkle. "I once went on a survival course with some friends and when I got separated from my group, I had to use my own clothes as food and as firewood. And what's worse was, I was naked and when I eventually got out, it was outside my father-in-law's house. Boy, that was embarrassing. You two have fun with whatever weird stuff you're doing."
"You too." Stan said before getting into the car with his brother, who was busy mapping out the locations.
"Ready to enter the unknown?" Ford asked his brother as he put away the map.
"Nope." Stan replied with a mock smile. The crooked Pine twin then put on his seatbelt and put his hands on the steering wheel. "Let's do this."
The respective cars drove off to their own destinations, while Mabel and Dipper waved goodbye to them from their bedroom windows, not knowing the wild day that was gonna happen to them later.
After a 15 minute drive, Stan and Ford eventually reached their location which just so happened to be a mountain where teenage couples would go and make out in their cars.
"Question Ford: What should we do if there is a portal?" Stan asked his brother.
"We try and close it." Ford replied. "And let's hope it doesn't end up like when we ended up in the Bermuda Triangle."
"If anything comes out they better be prepared for the four of us."
"Stanley, has your vision gotten bad?" Ford asked his brother. "Because, there's actually-"
"Ford, don't be an idiot." Stan retorted as he pulled his brass knuckles out of his pocket and showed them to Ford. "Don't forget I'm talking about Miyazaki and Hayao."
Ford smiled at his twin brother and pulled out his gun. "Make it five. This here is my buddy, Harry. Most powerful blaster in the multiverse and it will blow your body parts clean off."
"Ha. Great name." Stan said.
"And let's not forget my trusty brain." Ford said rather arrogantly. "Who I named, Albert."
"And the awesome moment was ruined by ego." Stan commented.
Stan then parked the car in an handicapped parking zone; an action that got him a stern stare from his six fingered twin.
"Don't look at me like that." Stan retorted. "Let's not forget no one has come here for like 9 months, so no one's gonna care."
Stan and Ford then exited the car while the six fingered man glared at his twin brother, unimpressed with his actions of parking in a handicapped zone.
"Come on Ford, this isn't the first time I've done this." Stan protested. "Heck, I even used handicapped toilets on occasion. They're a lot more spacious."
"Hey, so have I." Said a random unexpected female voice.
The twins looked down and saw a teenage girl with dark-blue hair and brown eyes, wearing an olive green shirt, a turquoise jacket, a yellow skirt, brown boots, and an olive green beanie hat, laying on her back while staring at her phone.
"Even got banned from restaurants because of it." The girl said sounding like she didn't care. "Worth it!" The girl then raised her fist like she ruled.
"Hey kid, you want advice about going into the handicapped toilets?"
"Stanley!" Ford interjected. "Listen, what's your name?"
"Janna." The girl replied.
"Janna, have you seen any portal?" Ford asked.
"Portals?" Janna queried as she pulled a sniper from her back satchel. "I don't know anything about portals, heck, I don't even know how I got here."
"Do you think it could be one of the portals?" Ford asked as Janna stood up.
"I don't know." Janna replied. "Sometimes I just get to places without knowing how I got here in the first place. But there's some cool stuff to the right of you." Janna walked to one of those wooden fences on the edge of the mountain where she readied the sniper while the twins followed. "I got cool stuff like this BB sniper gun. And so far, I've been using it to annoy some Dad and his family."
Janna cocked the BB rifle before firing off a round to the random family. The girl and Stan smiled at the action that was recently performed while Ford cringed.
"Hey Ford, I like this one already." Stan said to his twin. "Why don't you go ahead and look for what you're looking for while I make sure Janna doesn't kill anybody?"
Ford gave his brother a stern stare before dragging him by his ear which his brother couldn't resist.
"By the way, if you wanna go into the handicapped bathroom, look handicapped!" Stan screamed while he was being dragged by his brother.
Janna smiled and then said, "I hope I run into them again."
After that bizarre run in, Stan forced his way out of his six fingered brother's grip and continued to follow his brother.
"Aww! I was gonna have her as an apprentice." Stan groaned. "Hopefully an apprentice who won't betray me and take my wallet."
"Stanley, we don't need another Stanley in this world." Ford retorted. "I need you with me to try and find a way to close the portal."
"Come on Ford…." Stan chided. "…Have you ever thought about it? Going a bit on the wild side?"
"Stanley, I haven't thought about it, I did them." Ford said. "With Rick and his gang."
"Oh yeah." Stan laughed. "Boy, I wish I was there during those moments. We would've been partners in crime."
"I doubt I'd see anything out of this." Ford said.
"What about with Janna?" Stan queried.
"Stanley, we barley know this Jana." Ford commented.
"Come on Ford." Stan said, trying to convince his brother. "I mean, how bad can it be? She might be SAFE!"
Stan and Ford quickly ran to the bushes to avoid a safe that was about to land on them. Once it landed, Stan and Ford poked their heads out of the bush and saw something that amazed them.
"How did we not see this?" Ford asked.
"Our eyesight is getting bad Ford." Stan replied. "Heck, I don't even know if I landed in a poison ivy bush."
Ford and Stan looked at what was in front of them, which just so happened to be a bunch of strange random stuff.
Like a giant cycloptic skeleton, a family of ducks with the colours of the rainbow, a vending machine with Ab pills, Family Dude Season 39 script, Quick and Hot Tempered 23 and a bald scalp.
"Look at all this weird stuff." Ford said.
"Yeah, there's so much of it." Stan pointed out. "I mean, you got a pair of arm wrestlers."
Stan pointed to a pair of arms that were in a wrestling match. The right one laid on top of the left one, trying their best to choke it out.
Ford and Stan walked out of the bush and towards the random junk that was lying all over the ground. Like a guitar floating, a blob of cream that looked like had been whipped and a battered book titled 'Matthew Perry's career.'
Stan picked up the Matthew Perry book and started to read it. He closed it after cringing at one of the pages, probably detailing a life of this actor that shouldn't be allowed to be described.
"Jeez, this guy's life sure was dark." Stan said.
"Hey, mind if I look at that?" Asked Janna, who approached the two men while pulling an interested smile.
"Kid, I don't know if you wanna know anything about what happened to Matthew Perry." Stan warned the weird teenager.
"Just give it here." Janna requested before snatching the book out of his hand.
Janna opened the book then froze with surprise at the detailed life of the famous sitcom actor. "Aww man, that's tragic. I love it."
"You're weird." Stan said. "You make my brother look sane."
"I heard that!" Ford retorted.
"You're having hearing problems!" Stan lied.
Ford sighed at his brother childish attitude before seeing something in the sky that made the six fingered man open his jaw wide in surprise. "Stanley, look at this."
Stan ran to his brother, who was looking upwards at something that appeared to be in the sky. Stan then pulled the same reaction as Ford, which was jaw wide and eyes wide with surprise.
Cause in the sky, was a red swirling portal which looked very, very threatening and ready to do something awful.
"Unbelievable." Ford commented. "I can't believe what I'm seeing."
Janna then approached the old men, placing the book in her pocket and looking up at the portal with an uncaring expression.
"Woah! That portal looks super threatening." Janna commented. "Hey Tom are you causing this?!"
"I don't know who this Tom is, is he bad?" Ford asked.
"Well, he's Prince of the Underworld and has a few anger issues, but he's a cool dude who's currently dating my good friend, Star." Janna reply made Stan and Ford stare at her in confused disbelief with questions running in their head. Is she really friends with a demon? Is she evil? Or is she just…..A strange, unique person called Janna?
"Is this portal bad?" Stan asked.
"It's worse." Ford replied. "That portal can only mean one thing. Empress Donna Atrix, the conquerer."
Janna then laughed at Ford's response which got her a dirty glare from him. "Oh grow up."
"Who is she Ford?" Stan asked.
"An empress who has dreamed of conquering many planets." Ford replied. "After I left Rick, I wandered the universe until I found her. Then, I started doing everything in my power to stop her from ruling everything while trying to get home."
"But, what does the portal have to do with this?" Stan asked.
"Donna talked about going to different multiverses to take over them." Ford replied. "And judging by that portal, she's coming with her army. And the bigger the portal gets, the more stuff will come through and the bigger enough it will be for her to drive her ship through."
"But, why did it open here of all places?" Stan asked. "Can't there be better places than Gravity Falls?"
Ford replied by awkwardly tugging on the collar of his coat, not sure if he wanted to actually reply to the question.
"Because that's where she needs to be." Replied a sinister voice.
Ford, Stan and a disinterested Janna turned around to see a familiar lizard dressing up smartly.
"Hello there, I'm so glad to meet you." Said the lizard who we know as Toffee.
"Who are you?" Ford asked. "And what do you have to do with the portal?"
"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan." Toffee replied.
"And what is your master plan….Uh…Mr….Mr….Mr…Mr…" Stan stuttered due to him struggling to think of a smart comeback. "….Mr…Mr…
"Hey, he's a lizard wearing a suit and salesmen wear suits." Janna replied. "Doesn't that make him a scalesman?"
Stan laughed at Janna's dumb pun and pointed at Toffee, who looked calm despite the dumb insult. "Scalesman! Ha ha ha ha! That is so funny!"
"Amusing." Toffee said. "But to answer the six fingered man's question, it's not who I am that should be your answer, what matters is my plan and what I want."
"And what is your master plan Scalesman?" Stan laughed yet again.
"Sending you two…." Toffee then noted Janna. "….Well, three through the portal." Toffee then pushed a button that caused the portal's functions to go from blow to suck and then, Stan, Ford and the mysterious girl known as Janna get sucked into the portal. The three couldn't do anything to stop the powerful suction no matter how hard they tried while Toffee stood, smiling sinisterly at their failure.
"And I'll be seeing you soon." Toffee said. "And also, you." Toffee then pulled out a photo of Preston Northwest, intending to do something to him.
In some other universe, Stan, Ford and Janna landed on top of a random cart filled with cabbages, causing the cart to shatter into pieces and the cabbages to be a bit mushed up.
The three sat up inspecting the damage that they did to the cart and probably someone's livelihood.
"Well, we destroyed someone's livelihood." Stan said. "I hope that person isn't gonna be angry about it."
"Eww! Cabbages." Janna groaned. "This guy should get a better livelihood."
"Ford where are we?" Stan asked his brother.
Ford looked around the destroyed city which looked technologically advanced yet, had a 1920's feel to it. There were old timey cars that had been destroyed, skeletons wearing red and yellow robes like some kind of monks and they even saw a building with a sign saying 'A-R-I-K.' Obviously missing a few letters.
"Wow, whoever torn this place apart must've hated it." Janna said as she observed the damage.
"My question is: Why did crazy lizard man send us here?" Stan asked his six fingered brother.
"I have no idea." Ford replied. "But I have a bad feeling who might've caused this."
"I just hope it isn't the guy who left that cabbage cart out in the open. Cause I think I got cabbage juice on my pants." Janna groaned while wiping away the cabbage leaves.
Ford stopped and then picked up a random torn up flag that was laying on the ground. He, Stan and they're new, if unexpected friend started to stare at the flag with intrigue. But the more Ford stared at it, the more he got worried at what it was.
The symbol was of a sword with spikes sticking from the blade with a crown as pointy as horns on the tip. This flag made Ford stare at it in fear since he knew what the flag meant.
"Oh no." Ford said.
"Donna Atrix?" Janna queried.
"What made you guess that?" Ford asked.
"It says so on the flag." Janna pointed to some strange alien writing that was on the flag.
"Wait, how do you know what it said?" Stan asked the strange girl.
"That's what I do." Janna replied. "I weird people out and I know things."
"We should try and leave this universe….." Ford suggested. "….Let's just find a portal and quickly close it before Donna Atrix finds us."
They turned around and suddenly, there were 9 Knight looking armoured robots in front of them holding blasters and aiming them at the three visitors.
"If visitors move, then the unfeeling shall execute the visitors." The robots said while aiming their guns at them.
"Unfeeling Huh?" Stan queried as he put on his knuckle dusters. "Feel this!" Stan the punched the robot in the chest which didn't even cause a dent to the robot but a dent to the knuckle duster.
Stan stared at his dented knuckle duster with surprise and then the robot who only could stare at him without any remorse.
"Well, you were right about you being unfeeling."
Later on a giant intimidating spaceship that was floating above the remainders of the city. The ginormous red spaceship had a square shape with many wings sticking out of the sides with a pointy part sticking out of the front part. The ship had an intimidating appearance. It was the kind of ship that you'd instantly run away from if you saw its shadow covering you.
Inside the ship, which was red and filled with narrow corridors, the Pines twins and the strange girl were being escorted by the army to their leader while wearing some ginormous handcuffs that none of them could escape.
"I've picked 20 handcuffs over the years, but I doubt I can pick through these." Stan said.
"You've picked through twenty?" Janna queried. "I've picked through 29."
Stan stared at the teenage girl with a surprised expression before smiling and turning to face Ford.
"Ford, can we keep her?" Stan asked his brother who replied with an annoyed sigh.
"If I say we might adopt her after this confrontation will you shut up?" Ford asked.
"Might's not good enough Ford!" Stan reply made Ford sigh with annoyance and frustration.
"The six fingered man known as Ford and the others whose names we don't know of yet shall remain quiet until we are in the presence of Donna Atrix." The leader demanded.
"Hey, Rust Bucket, why did you tell us to be quiet now?" Jana asked.
"The visitor has given me the name of Rust Bucket." The robot said. "From now on, I am Rust Bucket."
Janna then smiled with Stan smiling back at her, knowing what they're doing with the robots now.
"You two, please don't." Ford begged.
"Do?" Stan queried.
"Yes." Janna replied.
"No!" Ford exclaimed.
"Rust Bucket requests the visitors to be quiet unless the visitors wish to name the rest of the unfeeling." Rust Bucket said.
Later, the unfeeling lead Stan, Ford and Jana into a ginormous throne room with paintings of a silhouette towering over the skeletons of many creatures.
One of them had her towering over a skeleton that looked like Jabba The Hutt, skeletons of cycloptic humans and burnt corpses of hats with feet.
And another one of the pictures had two silhouettes. One of the horned female standing with a six fingered human being. A sight that made Ford all the more uncomfortable.
Ford looked up at a throne made out of laser guns and saw the person sitting on them, who just so happened to be the same female silhouette that Ford, Stan and Janna saw paintings of. She may have been green, but she had a few human features. Hazel eyes, blonde hair, a long nose, sharp red nails, a slender figure and a sinister smile. The female wore some kind of black slick dress and a helmet with lightning bolt shaped horns sticking out.
Then, from behind a chair, a round bald man wearing a golden tunic walked out holding a piece of paper which looked like a list.
"You three prisoners are standing before Queen Donna Atrix: The Undefeated: The All Mighty: The Queen of Destruction: Commander of the Unfeeling: The Feaster of Hearts: Master of Cooking the Best Casserole in all the Universe: The Great Powerful: Step Mother of Dragon: And Killer of the Nation of Air." The man announced. "I know that's a lot of titles, but it's my job to address them all."
"Thank you Lord Harris." Donna Atrix said before acknowledging her army and prisoners.
"Hey lady, why did you have so many titles?" Stan asked the conquerer.
"Silence!" The conquerer demanded.
"Hey lady, don't silence me. Only I get to silence vicious conquerers!" Stan exclaimed.
"Unless you are my advisor, you are to remain silent." The Queen demanded. "My Unfeeling, what have you brought me?"
"Unfeeling have brought visitors." Rust Bucket replied. "They go by the names of Janna Ordonia, Stanley Pines and Stanford Pines."
Ford cringed and closed his eyes when they mentioned his name while Stan and Janna stared at him with confusion, wondering what is wrong with him. While Donna gasped in surprise and shock.
"Ford, why did you just cringe?" Stan asked.
"I…I…I….I…I…I…"
"Hey Ford, she's an evil Queen." Janna said as the Queen started walking down her stairs. "It's not like she's your ex or anything."
Donna walked down her stairs and approached Ford, who was looking away in shame and worry as the conqueror started inspecting his face. She started feeling his face and adjusted his glasses.
The conqueror looked at her robots and asked them, "Did they do anything?"
"The one's known as Janna and Stan gifted the unfeeling with names Donna Atrix." Rust Bucket replied. "They have named me Rust Bucket. They have also named us Oil Leaker, Screwhead, Metal Pants, Steel Doofus and-"
"I don't care!" The conquerer exclaimed. "Leave us be! I must talk with them!"
"Yes Queen Donna Atrix!" Rust Bucket replied before running out of the throne room with him and his army.
Once the robots were gone Donna snapped her fingers and the chains fell off of the prisoners. Once Janna's were removed, it is revealed she was holding a hair grip that she might've been using to try and pick the locks.
Janna pulled an awkward cringe face and said, "Tried doing my hair. But then I realised I was handcuffed."
Ford stood up and stared at Donna Atrix in the face with a serious expression while Donna looked calm and chilled.
"Stanford?" Donna queried.
"Hello Donna." Ford said. "You haven't aged."
"You have." Donna noted.
"Look lady, do you wanna fight me?!" Stan asked as he stood up. "Because usually when people free me from cuffs it's because they think they can take me in a fight."
"I'm not here to fight." Donna Atrix replied. "I want my reunion with my ex to be less….Exciting."
"Ex?!" Stan exclaimed.
"Called it!" Janna exclaimed.
"Wait….This crazy lady is….Your ex?!" Stan asked.
"Stanford, is this your crooked brother who threw you in to the portal?" Donna asked her six fingered ex.
"Threw?!" Stan exclaimed angrily. "Stanford, you told her I threw you in!"
"Well, you were the one who caused me to be trapped in the other realm for 30 years!" Ford exclaimed.
"But you told her I threw you in?!" Stan asked angrily. "Wait, why am I angry about that?! I'm more angry that out of all the women you could've ended up with, you ended up with a psychopath?!"
"Also, Psychopath of The West!" Lord Harris shouted from the distance. "There was a huge smudge of mustard on the list!"
"Go back behind the throne, Harris!" Donna demanded.
"As you wish my lady." Lord Harris said before walking back behind the gun throne.
"So, you're angry about my choice in women?" Ford asked.
"You could've ended up with anyone and you decide a psychopath!" Stan shouted. "I mean, how did you end up with her?!"
Ford sighed. "After my time with Rick, I was on my own, surviving." Ford started to explained. "Two years of survival and one day, I encountered a giant robotic snake that tried to eat me. I tried to stop it, but the tech I had didn't exactly help. And then, Donna showed up and chopped its head off."
"And used it as a part of my ship." Donna said. "That floor you're standing on, was the beasts's bladder."
Janna pulled a face that suggested she was about to vomit while Stan was confused.
"Wait, do robots pee?" Stan asked.
"Anyway, after she saved my life, she offered me a ride on her ship." Ford continued. "We then started talking and talking. She asked where I was from, I told her about the stuff I did and she told me the stuff she did. Me and Donna started going on space voyages together. We went to different planets and met interesting people. But at that moment, I realised my new friend….Well…I wanted more with her. Eventually, we became a couple."
"Wait, where does the breakup come in?" Janna asked. "Cause it honestly sounded perfect and like it was going extremely well."
"Well, she didn't tell me the conqueror part." Ford replied. "I just thought she was making marks on the planets she wanted to conquer, just to remember the places she visited. But I realised what she was doing once she took over the Unfeeling army. She had her step-son dragon cook their previous owner alive in front of me. I thought it was drastic, yet it was a good thing due to the fact he abused the Unfeeling despite the fact they couldn't feel any pain. But then I realised what she was doing once she took over the planet Ruinia, a planet that was great for its tourism due to its ruins. But she took over the only castle that wasn't in ruined. I mean, I didn't want to be in this relationship any longer but there was a problem…"
"Uh oh. You didn't fall in love with her, did you?" Stan asked.
"He did." Donna replied.
"I just couldn't bring myself to do it since I had loved her. She gave me a reason to be in this universe." Ford replied. "Apart from saving anyone at anywhere at anytime, she was my reason to possibly stay. Just two weird people with unique flaws and fascinating goals. She gave me that purpose to stay."
"And why did you go back I wonder?!" Donna asked while folding her arms.
"Donna, I think you know what it is." Ford said.
"I think we all know what it is." Stan said.
"Yeah, do you mind if we leave?" Janna asked. "Because, we're close to this dude and we know when we should leave him."
"You're not close to me!" Ford exclaimed.
"Well, I'm starting to get close to him." Janna said while pointing to Stan.
"Yeah! She's my apprentice." Stan agreed.
Ford rolled his eyes and held his nose in-between his thumb and index finger in annoyance.
"Yes! They may go." Donna replied. "But as long as they are accompanied by Lord Harris."
Just then, Lord Harris walked out from behind Stan and said, "I'll lead you to the trophy room." The sudden appearance of the Lord, made Stan screamed while Janna couldn't even care less.
"How did he do that?!" Stan asked.
"I walked." The Lord replied smugly as he started to lead the two crooks to the trophy room while Ford and his ex were left alone.
Donna folded her arms while she narrowed her eyes at her ex who just pulled an awkward look and shoved his hands in his coat pocket.
There was silence between them as they stood in the throne room staring at each other. Donna wanted to blast her ex for what had happened years ago while Ford, didn't know how he should feel about seeing his ex face-to-face after about 14 years.
"So, that was your brother?" Donna asked after the silence passed.
"Honestly, I might've been scared you would've mistaken him for me." Ford chuckled.
"Well, you're skinny and have six fingers, he's got a bit of a gut showing and he only has five fingers." Donna replied. "And, is she your niece or his granddaughter?"
"Actually, she's just Janna." Ford replied. "Don't know who she is and I don't know why she decided to tag along except she's Janna."
"Wow." Donna said. "I mean, your life looks pretty sweet."
"Yup." Ford agreed. "I have a grand niece and a grand nephew. Twins."
"Aww that's sweet." Donna replied looking like she meant it. "Listen Ford, can we talk privately?"
"Aren't we already talking in privacy?" Ford queried.
"Yeah….But actually no." Donna pointed to the walls and what Ford saw, were cameras pointing at them.
"Oh."
"My room doesn't have any cameras." Donna assured her ex. "Just follow me."
Ford, despite feeling like this could be a trap, readied a taser that was in his coat pocket he had just in case he wanted to capture a creature that needed a lot of studying. But in this case, it was to knock out his ex just in case she was planning something.
Meanwhile, Stan and Janna were lead through a ginormous door by Lord Harris who opened it and walked through it.
"Welcome to the trophy room." Lord Harris announced. "A collection of Lady Atrix's greatest feats and victories."
Inside the room there were a lot of souvenirs from her adventures and conquests from across the galaxy and multiverses all in display cases or on display.
"Woah!" Janna said. "This stuff is amazing."
"Now, be free to look around and don't steal anything." The Lord requested.
"Come on, what makes you think I would-" Lord Harris interrupted Stan's sentence once he showed two hair grips and a paper clip he pulled from his cloak pocket. The Lord pulled a smug smile while Stan was surprised.
"Wow. That guy's a master pick pocket." Janna commented. "You gotta teach me some of those tricks. He's better then Stan."
"Hey, I'm a better pick pocket then him!" Stan argued. "I recently just pick pocket his wallet."
Stan then pulled out a discount card for goblin dogs instead of a wallet which disappointed him. "Aww! Seriously?"
"Trust me, the lines for the goblin dog carts are long, but the actual meal is worth it." Lord Harris assured them. "Now, feel free to look around and don't steal. I shall return once dinner is ready. We'll be having…Well, since you've come with no announcement I shall go to our expert hostage-I mean, chef. To see what you humans love to eat."
"I'll eat anything." Janna said. "Don't care if it's a dead Mewman."
"What's a Mewman?" Stan asked. "Sounds like a species of Australian bird."
"Yeah, but it isn't." Janna explained as Lord Harris exited the room while giving them a threatening stare.
"Do you wanna tell me what a Mewman is?" Stan asked the teenager.
"Nah. I wanna see if your brother's ex has any weird stuff."
Stan and Janna then started looking around the place and looking at the strange and weird artefacts on display.
They saw a funny looking Shuriken called the Rullk Shuriken, a hoverboard, a giant file cabinet titled: Matt LeBlanc's career and also a funny looking weapon that wasn't even in a glass display.
Janna shrugged his shoulder and picked up the weapon. She pushed the red button, which made it turn on to reveal a purple laser blade thing. The weird teenager smiled at the funny saber, feeling mesmerised by it.
"Love it?" Stan asked.
"Eh, kind of boring." Janna replied before turning the weapon off and putting it back on display.
Stan then noted the crown on display with a pile of coins next to it and smiled. "Oh boy, look at all this stuff we could steal."
"Yeah." Janna agreed. "I could give Marco that laser sword thing. Or maybe it'd be good enough for Pony Head. Nah, Kelly would like it."
"I don't know who they are and-Wait, Pony Head?" Stan reacted.
"Yeah! Actually, Pony Head will like it." Janna said.
"Well, how about we try and take it?" Stan asked Janna.
"I wish we could, but I couldn't help but notice cameras." Janna pointed to the cameras that were all over the corners of the wall looking like they were on. There were even cameras on some of the display cases and some of the artefacts out on display, still looking like they were turned on.
"Wow. No wonder Ford and Donna were made for each other." Stan commented.
"I mean, with all these cameras, nobody can steal them." Janna said with disappointment.
"Hey kid…" Stan placed a hand on Janna's shoulder "….You should see my criminal record. I once committed 5 acts of museum robberies. So this isn't new to me. But I hope this isn't one of those cameras where they can hear conversations."
"Just to be clear, I can't hear what you're saying." Lord Harris informed them over a mic. "Just thought I'd let you know."
"Thanks Lord Harris!" Stan shouted.
"Dude, he said he couldn't hear you." Janna reminded the old man.
"Listen kid, do you wanna stage a museum heist?" Stan asked Janna.
"Hmm, let me check my bucket list." Janna took off her beanie and pulled out a list called Janna's bucket list.
On the list it had a list of crossed off stuff like Perform a clown seance, learn to hypnotise Marco, Watch all 236 episodes of Pals in one sitting, Rap a profane song during a talent show, get banned from a taco stand, try and buy a taco from the stand you were banned and then get banned again, tear a copy of Little Men apart, get a voodoo doll of Tom and get into some random universe.
But the bottom of the list had two uncrossed tasks which were slide down a mountain in a giant boot and rob a museum with an experienced robber. Janna smiled and said to Stan, "Buddy, you just made my bucket list."
"Why are these so specific?" Stan asked.
"I'm a very specific person." Janna replied while smiling. "So, let's start discussing."
While Janna and Stan started discussing their plan, Lord Harris was in the control room watching them and being intrigued.
"I know what you're doing Stanley and Janna." Lord Harris said with a slimy smile. "You can steal all the artefacts you want. But I hope you don't pick up the red jewell and find out my little secret." Lord Harris pulled a sinister smile awhile Stan and Janna planned their heist.
Just then, one of the Unfeeling entered the control room and Lord Harris acknowledged it.
"Lord Harris, Unfeeling has name thanks to Stanley Pines and Janna Ordonia." The Unfeeling said. "Unfeeling shall be called Bolt Sucker."
Lord Harris sighed at the robot, not wanting to be bothered by it.
Meanwhile, Donna lead her ex to another large red door which she unlocked and then opened to reveal everything was red.
The carpets, the ceiling, the drawer, the safe, the bed, the closet, the floor, the sheets, the wood, the curtains, the bookshelf, everything was red.
"Why am I not surprised by the colour?" Ford mumbled as he shut the door.
"Trust me, I've been thinking about this." Donna said. "So Ford, why are you back in my world?" Donna started to look at herself in the mirror.
"It wasn't intentional." Ford replied. "But me, my brother and that weird girl got thrown into the portal by a giant humanoid lizard wearing a suit and tie."
Donna then pulled a disappointed look on her face. "Oh, so you didn't come here to see me? That's disappointing."
"Why would I wanna see you?" Ford asked angrily. "After what happened when I was stuck here?"
"Well, I thought you would've accepted that this was what I wanted to do." Donna argued. "I accepted your complicated science talk and how you geek out over the tiniest of things!"
"Well, it's not us bad as killing everyone!" Ford argued back.
"And geeking out isn't?!" Donna exclaimed. "Cause remember, you killed my mother by geeking out over her collection!"
"She had a triple heart attack!" Ford argued.
"Caused by you!"
"Okay, you may have a point." Ford sighed. "But it doesn't excuse what you did! What you were doing to those planets! Burning buildings to the ground! Blowing people up to smithereens! That kind of thing! Who would've wanted to stay with you?!"
"You did!" Donna argued while picking up a glass cup.
"I did because…..Despite all that, I still loved you." Ford replied. "Despite, all that chaos and death, I still loved you. You gave me a reason to stay in this unknown world and I was glad you did."
"Then why did you leave?!" Donna screamed before throwing the glass cup over his head, causing it to fly against the wall and shatter into a million pieces. "And destroyed everything I have built upon!
"I loved you Donna, but we were too different." Ford replied. "You wanted to destroy civilisations and kill civilians all for conquering! And I had to stop you before you killed more lives!"
There was an intense silent as the two exes glared at each other with a lot of hatred and venom coursing through their veins.
"Well, I want you to leave." Donna requested as tears started to fall from her face.
"I'm not leaving until I find a way to close that portal you opened." Ford replied.
"What portal?!" Donna snapped. "In case you haven't figured it out, as much as I tried to invade a multiverse, I haven't been successful in getting a portal to a multiverse!"
"How do I know if you haven't perfected it?" Ford asked.
"Because I would've been notified!" Donna replied angrily before sighing, calming herself down. "Show me the portal."
Meanwhile in the trophy room, Stan and Janna were looking at an pair of x-ray goggles that was in one of the display cases with intrigue while Lord Harris watched the two crooked humans from the control room.
Stan and Janna continued staring at the artefact but they managed to communicate with each other via the reflection.
Stan nodded at Janna, who nodded back at him as a response. She walked over to a necklace that was in a display case and pulled out her phone and started typing into it.
On the screen were a bunch of drawings of wires and cartoon electric bolts that she tapped on. She moved the bolt to the lines and that caused the cameras to spark up a bit.
Inside the control room, Lord Harris noted that the cameras were glitching and he sighed with annoyance. "I thought the engineer was gonna repair them." He slapped the TV and that caused the picture to get back to normal. Which the Lord happily smiled at once he saw Janna and Stan staring at the x-ray goggles.
But what he didn't know, was what was going on in actuality.
Inside the trophy room, Stan and Janna were smashing the display cases and taking whatever items they wanted and putting them in a big old sack that Stan somehow had.
"Hey, when did you bring a sack?" Janna asked as she threw the Shuriken into the sack.
"When did you bring a phone that can hack into everything?" Stan asked Janna as he threw the x-ray goggles in the sack.
"Like a River's 11 movie, don't question how they pulled it off, just enjoy them pulling it off." Janna replied as she threw a crown into the sack. "How about you?"
"Well, I don't know what a River's 11 movie is so I'll just say the answer's the same." Stan replied as he threw a golden boot into the sack.
The two thieves continued to loot themselves all sorts of treasures and artefacts. Including coins, staffs, orbs and crowns. But one artefact caught the attention of the two, on a pile of coins laid a red diamond jewell that was as red as blood and shining brighter then a UV light.
Stan and Janna smiled at the sight of the artefact and even without saying a word, the two knew exactly what they had to do. They walked over to the red jewell and smiled at it in a hypnotic state.
"Dude, that looks amazing." Janna commented.
"I know." Stan agreed tearfully. "This is probably the biggest and most gorgeous jewell in the entire multiverse!"
"I agree." Janna said.
"Well, let's pull this sucker out." Stan announced before bending to his knees and attempted to pull the jewell out. But unfortunately, the jewell wouldn't even budge. Stan tried with all his might and strength to pull the expensive looking artefact from the pile, but it wouldn't budge.
"Why?! Why?! Why won't it budge?!" Stan exclaimed. "I-I-I-I can't get it out! Janna, can you help?!"
Janna stared at the jewell, analysing it with interest before motioning Stan to move his hand's from it.
Stan complied and then Janna, instead of pulling the jewell, pushed it to reveal it was actually some kind of red button.
After Janna pushed the contraption, it caused the pile of gold to move aside to reveal a secret staircase that surprised Stan and Janna.
"I wondered why the coins looked fake." Janna said.
"Wait, you could see it?" Stan asked.
"Yeah." Janna replied. "I thought you would've seen it since you look to have a lot of experience."
"Yeah. I should have." Stan agreed before continuing to look down the staircase. "Do you think there could be gold?"
"Or…..Hear me out, a wand that makes gold?" Janna asked.
Stan then heard the sound of a cash register going off in his head, realising what Janna's query could mean. With a wand that can turn stuff into gold, Stan will be the richest person in the world.
"Hold on gold device!" Stan exclaimed before he started to run down the stairs along with Janna following from behind.
"Wait up, old man!"
Stan continued to run down the stairs, thinking of all the riches he could be getting. But once he got down, he realised Janna was there, messing with a pearl necklace. Something that surprised Stan so bad, that he jumped in the air screaming.
"Oh hey." Janna said.
Stan was struggling to put the pieces to the question on his mind, together. How did she get down so fast? She was behind him, but now she was down there in front of him.
"Well, we have a lot of goods." Janna said. "Come on." Janna then started to search for whatever goods she could find in a jewellery box. "I'm not into jewellery anyway, so why I'm looking at them, I don't know."
"Well, there sure is a lot of stuff." Stan commented. "But I don't see a device that can turn anything to gold." Stan then walked to a mirror that was displayed on the wall and noticed a note saying 'Call Eda.' "Call Eda?"
Just then, the mirror spoke in a female robotic voice, saying, "Calling Eda."
Then on the screen, a tall, slender woman with ivory skin, ears, maroon lips, and golden eyes. Her untamed hair is thick, long, and layered with two tones of gray. She has a screw-in golden fang that sticks out, orange claw-like nails, and an oval amber gem on her sternum and wearing a sleeveless two-tone maroon dress with a ripped-like hem design and gray leggings.
"What is it Lord….Stanford?!" The woman known as Eda queried in surprise.
"Let me guess, you're one of my brother's exes?" Stan asked while pulling an annoyed look.
"Well, him and I were great kissing buddies." Eda replied.
"Hey mirror, hang up before things get detailed." Stan said to the mirror.
"Oh wait, aren't you-" Before Eda could tell Stan anything, the mirror hung up on the witch.
"Who was that?" Janna asked as she stood by a wall staring at something.
"Another one of my brother's old flames." Stan replied. "I can't believe he's had more flames than me." Stan walked to Janna and saw what she was looking at, which just so happened to be some kind of female alien creature with a white suit, red gloves, boots and a cape that looked like Donna, but she had six fingers, Ford's eyes and nose. It didn't take long for Stan to realise, that this was probably the love child of Donna and Ford.
"Oh my gosh!" Stan exclaimed.
"It's hideous." Janna commented.
"Hey! That might be my niece you're talking to!" Stan exclaimed.
"Your niece?" Janna asked. "Why could she be your niece? Apart from the fact she has six fingers, your brothers nose and eyes and…Yup, she's your niece."
"But that's impossible!" Stan exclaimed in surprise shock. "Them two couldn't have."
"No, I did." Replied a voice.
The two future partner's in crime turned around and saw a dark figure in the shadows.
"I was the one that helped conceived this marvellous creation." Replied the sinister round silhouette.
"What do you mean Lord Harris?" Stan asked.
"Huh?! The silhouette reacted, confused. "No I'm not!"
"Dude, you're the only fat, bald guy here so quit playing." Janna demanded.
"Alright!" Lord Harris then walked out of the shadow to reveal himself. "It is me! And, that jab of my weight, that really hurt."
"So, are you going to explain this?" Stan asked.
"Well, I would but….." Lord Harris then snapped his fingers and then Stan and Janna got trapped in a force field right beside the mixture of Ford and Donna Atrix, causing the two to be a bit panicked. "….You're gonna get acquainted with your niece."
Just then, the bacta tank opened and then the scientific experiment fell to the floor and breathing for the first time since she was created.
"And like her mother, she is bread for one purpose, destruction." The Lord explained.
"My brother will figure it out!" Stan exclaimed threateningly. "He's smarter then you!"
"Am I?" Lord Harris replied rather confidently. "Once she's up, you're gonna be a nice mess."
Lord Harris chuckled while Stan and Janna stared at the creation in fear as it started to stand up with evil intentions.
"Out of all the ways I could die, I expected it to be in a different way." Stan said.
"Out of the ways I could've died, I expected it to end with me as Queen of the underworld with a demon husband." Janna said.
"Has anyone ever mentioned that you're the weirdest and most messed up person?!" Stan exclaimed.
"Well, you're the 65th!" Janna exclaimed.
"Good to know!"
Meanwhile, in the destroyed city that Ford and Donna wandered, Ford showed Donna the portal, him, Stan and Janna arrived in.
Donna stared at the portal in surprise and intrigue. So many questions going all over her mind.
"Well…..Familiar?" Ford asked.
"W-W-W-What?!" Donna exclaimed. "I…I…I…I….I….I….I never organised this!"
"What do you mean?" Ford asked. "You probably organised it. You probably organised this portal to open up in separate universes. It's bringing a lot of junk to Gravity Falls. Heck, it even brought Janna."
"NO!" Donna screamed. "I told you before we went, nobody does stuff until they tell me!"
"Come on, you're just lying!" Ford argued.
"Stanford, even when we were together, you knew I wasn't a good liar." Donna said.
"How do I know you didn't get better at it?" Ford asked.
"Uh! This was the one thing I couldn't tolerate about our relationship, you always wanna be right!"
"I don't wanna be right, I know I'm right!" Ford argued.
"Uh!" Donna groaned loudly that it caused the birds to fly away from the buildings and the bugs to scurry away from the ground. "I can't take this! Ford, I didn't create this portal! I admit, I destroyed and conquered this planet, but this is the planet that I stopped on and I felt disappointed by it! And do you wanna know why?!"
"Because you got bored?!" Ford asked. "Because I wasn't there to stop it?!"
"Because of you!" Donna replied. "I wasn't bored of waiting for you, I wasn't bored of taking over planets! I stopped because of that disappointed look on your face you pulled before you left! You were right to dump me, I was a psychopath! I stopped because I wanted to better myself! I wanted to do it, for you! But, as you can see, I haven't tried."
"And why?" Ford asked, somewhat gently this time.
"Because….I had to keep up my reputation in front of Lord Harris and the army." Donna said. "Despite the fact I don't wanna do it anymore, I had to act intimidating so I wouldn't lose anyone. Because, when you dumped me, it felt lonely. I felt alone and unsure if the things I've done were really me. I….Know it's hard to forgive me Ford, but it's true, I do want to change. I mean, it's not like you know anybody who's changed because of a guy. You don't believe in that sort of thing."
Ford then thought back to how his nephew, Dipper changed Pacifica for the better and then smiled at his ex girlfriend and took her hands in his.
"Actually, I do." Ford replied while smiling.
Donna smiled back at her six fingered ex, feeling like their relationship had been repaired.
Ford then closed his eyes like he was finally gonna kiss a woman after many years, but Donna then put her fingers on his lips and then said, "Uh Ford, maybe not now. I have a portal that needs to be sorted out."
"Oh, yes…Of course." Ford awkwardly replied.
Later, Lord Harris walked out of the secret lab/treasure room pulling a psychotic post-murder smile with glee.
He then walked out of the museum of Donna's achievements where he noticed Donna and Ford walking towards him.
"Ah, Miss Atrix I see you've…." Lord Harris then noted the fact that Donna and Ford were holding each other's hands, which meant but one thing. "…Gotten back together. No biggie."
"Hello Lord Harris." Donna greeted her lord as she let go of Ford's hand.
"How can I help you?" Lord Harris queried.
"Lord Harris, me and Donna have found a portal to my universe and we're wondering if you know anything about it." Ford replied.
"Well….Of course I do." Lord Harris replied honestly.
"What?!" Donna screamed as the Unfeeling came running in with their guns ready.
"Mistress Donna Atrix, can the Unfeeling help Donna Atrix in any sort of way?" Rust Bucket asked.
"Yes! Ready your weapons at Lord Harris just in case!" Donna demanded. "And also, Oil Drizzler, get me a soda just in case!"
One of the Unfeeling gave their leader a salute before running off to get their mistress a soda.
"Still can't believe your brother gave them names." Donna said to her boyfriend. "Okay Lord Harris, why did you open a portal without my knowledge or permission?!"
"Well, I thought it'd be a surprise." Lord Harris replied.
"Yeah! But how many times do I have to tell you and not do things behind my back?!" Donna exclaimed.
"Many, but this time is very different." Lord Harris replied.
"How can it be different?!" Ford exclaimed. "You've opened up portals to different universes, causing all sorts of junk to end up in Gravity Falls! Heck, it's probably still bringing in more junk to Gravity Falls as we speak."
"Mr Pines, I assure you all this is with good intentions." Lord Harris protested.
"What intentions?!" Donna exclaimed.
"For us to conquer more worlds once again." Lord Harris replied intensely. "Don't act like I don't know you, Mistress, you stopped conquering universes all for him. I'm too smart to see through your poker face."
"But if you know she doesn't wanna conquer anything anymore, why did you open the portal?" Ford asked, somewhat confused. If he knew that Donna wanted to stop conquering, why did he open up portals in the first place?
"Oh, now we get to the exciting part." Lord Harris replied gleefully. "Those portals aren't for my mistress, they're for subject 77."
"Subject 77?" Donna queried. "Another piece of something I wasn't informed about?! You are literally the worst Lord I've ever had."
"What is Subject 77?" Ford asked.
"Subject 77 is a combination of the two powerfully bonded people I've ever met." Lord Harris replied. "Subject 77 is a female clone of my mistress and my mistress' lover."
Ford and Donna froze in shock over this piece of information. They were kind of parents?!
"You organised a clone?!" Donna exclaimed angrily.
"Yes." Lord Harris confirmed. "A clone made for one purpose, destroy and conquer."
Ford pulled his blaster out of his coat and aimed it at the treacherous lord. "How do I close the portals and stop her?!" Ford exclaimed.
"Well, I have the device to destroy the portals." Lord Harris replied. "But, Miara, your daughter, she's unstoppable."
"Close those portals, now!" Donna demanded while Ford cocked his blaster and aimed it at the calm Lord.
"You better!" Ford exclaimed.
"You've asked two questions earlier." Lord Harris said smugly. "But you should've asked a third. What happened to your brother and Janna?"
Ford then froze with realisation, realising Lord Harris must've done something to his brother and possibly his brother's adopted daughter.
"What did you do with them?!" Ford asked worryingly.
"Oh, Stanley is getting quite acquainted with his niece." Lord Harris replied as he pushed a button on his wrist. "And now, you two will finally be acquainted with your daughter."
Just then, a figure shot out from the ground, catching everyone off guard, including Ford and Donna.
Low and behold in front of them, Miara Atrix Pines, daughter of Stanford and Donna, floating in front of them.
"Oh my gosh, she's beautiful!" Donna exclaimed. "And of course bread to destroy and conquer, just like what she did to your brother and adopted niece."
Miara then threw a pair of knuckle dusters and a beanie that made Ford worry and almost started crying. While Donna, felt equally as sad as he did.
"Now, Miara, destroy your parents." Lord Harris demanded.
Miara only stared at her parents threateningly before she grabbed Lord Harris by the collar and tore off the device to close the portals.
"Hey, put me down!" Lord Harris demanded. "What are you doing?! Put me-" Miara growled before throwing Lord Harris out of the window of the ship, causing him to crash to the ground below.
Donna and Ford froze in fear as Miara glared at them with intimidation. She threw them the button to close the portals which Ford caught with his hand. But she then cracked her fist and gave a killing gesture to Ford and Donna.
"Unfeeling, stop her!" Donna demanded before she and Ford started running and the Unfeeling aimed their weapons at Miara.
The Unfeeling aimed their weapons at Miara, intending to take her down despite the fact she could kill them all.
"Unfeeling, aim your weapons and fire at Miara." Rust Bucket demanded. "On my command, we-"
Before Rust Bucket could finish, Miara snatched the gun out of the robot and jammed it in to his head, killing the Unfeeling.
The Unfeeling, despite the fact their leader was dead, tried to shoot her but she was too fast. She grabbed one of their heads and then, crushed its head. And then, she snapped another one's neck off and tore another's arms off while the Unfeeling started blasting her in an effort to wound her, but she was too invincible.
She then jammed her fist into the chest of one of the Unfeeling and tore its robotic heart out.
And then, she tore one of the Unfeeling's legs off and then jammed that leg into the stomach of another Unfeeling.
The Unfeeling known as Oil Drizzler then ran back to where his comrades and Donna would've been.
"Hey Donna Atrix, Oil Drizzler has Donna Atrix's soda!" Oil Drizzler shouted before having the soda can snatched out his hand and jammed in his eye. "Donna Atrix, welcome."
Meanwhile, Donna and Ford ran into the throne room to try and get away from their angry daughter and Ford slammed the door shut and managed to lock it.
"Ford, you better have a plan!" Donna shouted.
"Well, since this is a red portal, I will need to go to the universes where they're open and close them there." Ford replied.
"But do you have a plan to defeat our daughter?" Donna asked her ex.
Ford sighed. "Unfortunately, I don't. But when we close the portals, we will try and find a way to defeat Miara and get back to your universe."
"Ford, I know this sounds mean of me to say, but you don't exactly have anyone to defend you when you try and find a way to the other universes." Donna said.
"What do you mean?" Ford asked.
"I mean, when you find a way to go to those universes, Miara will just follow us." Donna explained. "I mean, you saw the aftermath of what they did to Janna and St….." Donna then looked over Ford and squinted her eyes. "…Hey, who took the crown."
Ford turned around and saw that Donna's crown that was last left on her throne, was now gone.
"I don't know." Ford replied.
Suddenly, there was a loud clang and the sound of what sounded like many artefacts falling out of a sack.
The two turned around and in front of them, it turned out that Stan and Janna were still alive and struggling to get the artefacts in the sack. And with Janna still having her beanie on her head.
Stan and Janna turned and then froze once they saw that they were caught.
"Uh…..Definitely not your artefacts from your trophy-" Stan stopped talking when Ford ran up to him and hugged him, something that surprised him.
"Oh, thank goodness your safe." Ford said as tears fell from his eyes. "But how did you escape?"
Janna then pulled a pair of scissors out of her pocket and showed them to Ford. "Inter dimensional scissors. Don't leave Mewni without them."
It was at the mention of inter-dimensional scissors that made Ford freeze with a sudden idea.
"Oh and we left the knuckle dusters and also my beanie behind." Janna explained. "Luckily, I always have a spare underneath a beanie."
"So, these scissors can take us anywhere in the multiverse?" Ford asked
"Exactly." Janna confirmed. "Why? Do we need them?"
"Exactly." Ford replied as he tapped into Lord Harris' wrist device to reveal holographic projections of 6 worlds that Lord Harris intended Miara to conquer and destroy.
"Okay Janna, I need you to take us to this location first, can you do that?" Ford asked.
"I don't want to, but I will." Janna replied.
"What about Donna?" Stan asked. "She looks like she's dressing up for battle."
Ford turned around and noticed that Donna was putting on some intimidating armour that had spikes sticking out of the limbs.
Donna then walked up to Stan and took her crown and put it on her head.
"Donna, what are you doing?" Ford asked, a little worried.
"Giving you time." Donna replied.
"What do you mean?!" Ford asked, worried.
"The Unfeeling can't defeat her, but they're only obstacles to save your universe." Donna replied. "But, she'll kill them all, so I'm gonna fight our daughter so I can give you time."
"Donna, you can't do this." Ford protested.
"Stanford…." Donna gently took Ford's hands in her own and looked into his eyes lovingly. "…If I don't survive, I want you to know that I love you."
Ford then gently pressed his forehead on his former girlfriend's and replied, "I love you too."
The two former lovers then shared what could be the last kiss they'll ever have. The kiss didn't exactly last long, since it was interrupted by something crashing against the door aggressively. The two then disconnected feeling sad as they did.
Ford walked towards his brother and his possible adopted niece, ready to go and save the multiverse.
"Go ahead kid." Stan requested while Miara continued to bang against the door, violently.
Janna used her scissors to open the portal and stepped inside it with Stan following.
Before Ford followed the crooked two, he took one last glance at his girlfriend with an expression that told her everything she had to know. Despite what might happen, he will always love her. Ford soon followed and the portal closed behind them.
Donna sighed as Miara smashed down the door, ready to kill anyone who stands in her way.
Donna then gently placed her crown on her head and clenched her fists, ready to face her daughter.
"I know you're technically my daughter, but I wouldn't allow my daughter to be a monster who mercilessly kills people."
Donna and Miara clenched their fists harder as they slowly walked up to each other, ready for the fight to end all fights. Then the two started running and were close to punch each other in the face.
Meanwhile, Ford, Janna and Stan arrived in a universe with file cabinets with names on them and the three were covered in feathers.
"A universe of chickens." Janna groaned as she spat out a feather. "If Tom was here, he would've cooked them alive."
"Okay, we have 5 more to go." Ford explained as he looked around for the portal, which just so happened to be right near them.
Ford then pushed a few buttons on Lord Harris' wrist device and that caused the portal to close.
"You sure know how to work this stuff quickly Ford." Stan commented. "It seems very convenient."
"I'm a fast learner Stanley." Ford explained. "Janna."
Janna gave Ford a nod before using the scissors to open the next portal. The three walked through it and then they arrived in a universe where there were pieces of paper floating everywhere.
Ford looked at the portal that was open nearby and then pushed a few buttons on Lord Harris' wrist device and closed the other portal.
"Three to go." Ford announced while Janna looked at one of the pieces of paper.
In that drawing, was a picture of her and some demonic looking boy with light purple skin, three eyes, red hair and three eyes wearing a suit and tie.
Janna, instead of being offended, laughed and said, "I can't wait to show this to Tom."
Meanwhile, in a house with an Owl face on a door, the woman that Stan was talking to earlier named Eda, was looking at an open portal that was in her living room.
"I swear if this is one of Luz's friends doing." Eda said. "Or was I sleep walking while casting spells? King, I wasn't sleepwalking, right?!"
Before the one known as King could reply, another portal opened beside Eda and she quickly ducked behind her couch for cover just in case. But instead of there being something else, Stan, Ford and Janna walked out.
"Okay, once I'm done with this, we'll have two more left." Ford explained as he tapped onto Lord Harris' wrist device. After typing in the correct combinations, the portal closed while Eda poked her head from the couch to see if everything's fine.
"Oh no!" Groaned a familiar voice.
The three looked behind them and saw an adorable brown dog with a skull looking mask, yellow eyes and pointy ears glaring at them.
"Just when I thought Eda's sleepwalking was bad, three more puny humans show up!" The dog-like creature exclaimed angrily.
"Ford, why is this little cute dog thing giving me bad Bill flashbacks?" Stan asked.
"I don't know." Ford replied.
"Probably a neat fourth wall reference." Janna theorised as she opened another portal.
"What fourth wall?" Stan asked Janna as he followed her.
"We're not fictional, right?" Ford asked as he followed the two.
Once they were gone, Eda poked her head from behind the couch while the dog creature walked up to Eda.
"Hey Eda, was that your kissing buddy?"
"King, those two were." Eda replied. "Oh well, it doesn't mean anything. Do you wanna do anything?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna study more about Bill Cipher." King replied. "I have a feeling he and I would make great friends if we met."
Meanwhile, the light purple demon known as Tom Lucitor, was throwing away his box of chocolates away into the lava ocean after they almost got devoured by the Dipper dog.
"What a waste of a few good bucks." Tom complained before noting the open red portal. "Huh, never noticed that before."
Just then, a light blue portal opened and Janna, Stan and Ford popped out.
"Okay, here's number two." Stan said.
"Wow, it's here in the underworld." Janna commented. "But, if we're in the underworld then that means…." Janna turned around and saw Tom approaching her. "Oh, hey Tom."
"Janna, how did you get here?" Tom asked.
"Does it matter?" Janna replied before opened a portal with the scissors. "Well, this is my stop. You two better get going."
"Wait, you live here?" Stan asked.
"I wish." Janna replied. "But nah, this cool dude can just take me back to Mewni."
"Yeah, I can do that, crazy old twins." Tom confirmed.
"But Janna, we could've done so much stuff together." Stan said sadly. "I mean, imagine all the tax evasions we can commit!"
"I will." Janna replied. "But, I have other places I wish to be like tormenting certain guys."
"Ha, sounds fun kid." Stan said.
"I would hug you old man, but you have 33 seconds before the portal closes and you better get through it." Janna explained quickly. "But if you wanna see me again and we can cause all sorts of havoc…." Janna then handed Stan her inter dimensional scissors to him which he happily accepted. "…I'm just a snip away."
"Let's go, Stan!" Ford shouted.
Stan and Janna smiled at each other just as Ford jumped into the portal. Stan soon followed but before he did, he gave a nod to his new criminal sidekick.
Once they left, the demon prince stared at Janna with confusion and asked her, "What went on?"
"Just a regular Janna adventure." Janna replied before pulling a piece of paper out of her pocket while smiling cheekily. "Question Tom: Do you like art?"
Back in Gravity Falls, Stan and Ford arrived back home where the final portal was still open in the sky.
Ford tapped on Lord Harris' wrist device and managed to close the portal, sealing the link from Donna's world and their world, forever.
While their quest was complete, Ford still felt somewhat sad about something. He stared at the sky in sadness, with a hint of worry as well.
"Well, we did it Ford." Stan commented. "We saved the multiverse together. Isn't that great? And hey, if I used the inter dimensional succours, do you think they could take me to a universe of gold?"
But Ford was quiet, instead of replying since he was worried about the fate of his girlfriend, who he just got back together with.
Stan, seeing this in his brother's face only gave him a sympathetic look and said assuringly, "She'll be alright."
"I hope so, Stanley." Ford said as he gently looked up at the sky, wondering if the only person who's ever loved him, is okay.
Epilogue
In the alternate universe, Miara was walking along the damaged city wearing her mother's crown. Meaning, despite the fact she failed her plan, she won the fight between her and her mother.
But out of the smoke, came two mysterious figures. One, a strange brown haired boy wearing a sweater and a humanoid lizard wearing a suit and tie.
"Hello, Miara." Toffee greeted the evil clone with his signature evil smile.
She was about to attack the lizard, but Toffee stopped her by pulling out a weapon. Which was a red bladed lightsaber, causing her to stop.
"Miara, I only wish to talk." Toffee explained as Miara was in a trance at the blade. "Oh yes, you like this weapon don't you? Yes, you do. I want you to be a part of my horsemen and in return, you get to conquer and destroy all multiverses you want. Do we have a deal?" Toffee smiled sinisterly while Miara cracked her knuckles.