Gravity Falls: It's Gonna Get Weird, continued

by Mando Whisky

So, I was an author called Groft45 and did stories called Return to Gravity Falls and Gravity Falls: Return of the Weird. So, I recommend you read those first before moving on to this

7. One Shirt To Rule Them All

It had been four days since the great unicorn heist where Gideon got some of the townsfolk to steal some hair from unicorns to protect them from Toffee. While they did steal the hair, Dipper was the only one who didn't get away since he was thrown into another universe known as The Boiling Isles.

Pacifica, Stan, Ford and Mabel were sitting by the kitchen table, mourning for Dipper if he turned out to have died.

For days they have only mourned just in case Dipper might've died. I mean, Stan even made a grave for his nephew just in case.

The four sight beside the kitchen table where Soos walked in holding a rad t-shirt of a golden lion standing on its hide two legs in front of a red background.

"Hey dudes, I recently brought this cool t-shirt from the market." Soos announced. "I thought I'd buy it since it looked cool. Although the person at the counter said to me that it was cursed. But if it was cursed, why were they selling it?"

"Soos, go off and have your little side adventure while me and the others miss Dipper." Stan demanded. "Besides, do we look interested?"

Soos then frowned. "Sorry, I thought you guys needed cheering up."

"No thanks Soos." Mabel replied. "Just let us wallow in sadness."

Soos wanted to say something that'll make the family feel better, but he knew he wasn't gonna of any use, so he turned around to have his own Soos adventure.

After Soos left, the family groaned in sadness, still missing Dipper every second.

"It's all my fault." Pacifica cried.

"Pacifica, don't say it." Ford requested.

"But it's true!" Pacifica argued. "If I didn't hold his hand, then maybe the unicorns wouldn't have noticed and took him as hostage. And all because of me." Pacifica had tears falling down her face that her makeup started to come off.

"Pacifica, we can't give up hope." Mabel said with the first hint of optimism in her voice. "Besides, Stan has those inter-dimensional scissors which he got from Janna. He can use them to to cut open a portal that will free Dipper from the other universe."

Stan then cringed as he got off the chair. "Unfortunately, I might've lost it." Stan informed Mabel.

"What?!" Mabel, Pacifica and Ford exclaimed.

"Well, it's kind of a long story….."

In a flashback, Stan was seen using the dimensional scissors to go into universes to take gold and diamonds from many universes.

"Ah, fresh gold and diamonds." Stan said happily. "I can sell these!"

Just then, a woman with pale white skin, spiked arms, long red hair (tied back in a black spiky hair tie) with bangs that cover her right eye, orange eyes, fangs, pointed ears, and jagged yellow-orange horns; Wearing a yellow-orange ballgown, brown high-heeled boots, and a black tiara with a small orange flame burning over her head walked out of a red swirling portal with an unimpressed look on her face.

"Uh oh, the owner!" Stan said in surprise. "Look, I'm just keeping guard on this for a friend!" The woman then took a glance at the scissors in Stan's hand and then at Stan.

"Uh Huh." The woman said with clear disinterest. "So, you got these from a friend and just keeping an eye on them?"

"Yes." Stan replied nervously. "If that makes perfect and logical sense."

"Did said friend say you could do whatever you want with those scissors?" The woman asked.

"Well, not running with them but I do." Stan replied before the woman snatched the scissors out of his hand. "Hey!"

"You have been too irresponsible with the scissors so you need to face the consequences."

Stan sighed. "Okay, I'll come with you. But first, I just need to get rid of my SMOKE GRENADE!" Stan then threw a smoke grenade on the ground, causing smoke to burst out and blinding the woman.

But she then used magic to clear away the smoke and once she did, she realised that Stan had disappear. She sighed and said, "I hate crooked humans."

Back in the present, Ford, Mabel and Pacifica had their jaws wide in shock over Stan's story.

"You basically lost privileges of using those scissors?" Ford asked.

"Hey, there was no rule book!" Stan argued.

"Well, thanks a lot Stan, your nephew is gone!" Pacifica shouted.

"Hey, if I knew my nephew was gonna be thrown into a universe by unicorns, I would've used the scissors when useful." Stan argued.

Ford sighed. "Well, we can only hope that Dipper has made it a good friend of mine."

"Who?" Mabel asked.

"Eda Clawthorne, the Owl Lady." Ford replied.

"Eda Clawthorne?" Stan then started thinking back. "Somehow, she reminds me of my wife of 48 hours who only married me so she could take my car. She said her real name was Eda after stealing it. But she crashed it into a cactus after about 12 minutes."

The family stared at Stan with blank expressions before going back to missing him.

"Well, I'm impatient so let's just find an alternative." Mabel requested.

"To be fair Eda wasn't the brightest." Ford confirmed. "So, I guess we have no choice."

Pacifica sighed as she wiped away her tears with a tissue. "I just hope Dipper's doing well in the other universe."

"Aww man, I left the gold!" Stan exclaimed with realisation.

Meanwhile in the Boiling Isles and inside the Owl House, Dipper was reading a book about alternate realities on the couch as well as Luz and Amity, while Eda was drinking a glass of apple blood and watching them.

"Have you three found a way back to his universe yet?" Eda asked.

"We're still looking Eda." Amity replied. "None of these books so far, don't mention a universe leading to Gravity Falls."

"Not even the little mouse is helping." Luz said while tapping the Echo Mouse for any information. "Come on little mouse, tell us how to get to Gravity Falls."

"Luz, it's a mouse." Dipper pointed out. "How will it help?"

"This little mousy has helped me a lot." Luz retorted. "Even if it did lead a tragic goodbye with my mom." It hadn't been long since Luz's departure from her mother after an incident that involved shape changing doppelgängers and crazy conspiracy theorists.

Amity noticed Luz feeling saddened and placed a comforting hand on her shoulder. "Don't worry Luz, you'll get home."

Just then, Eda's pet/roommate King, walked in with a glass of milk in his hand. "This other human's still here?"

"Have been for the last four days, King." Dipper replied. "Still looking for Gravity Falls."

"How are we so sure that Gravity Falls exists?" King asked. "I mean, it sounds fake."

"I have to agree with King." Luz said. "It doesn't even exist on any of the Earth maps. Not even on Moogle Maps. From memory of course."

"Seemed convenient you had wifi with a door before." Dipper remarked.

"Kid, this is a world of magic, why are you questioning it?" Eda asked before taking another sip of apple blood.

"Luz, you said you're from the human realm, how can Gravity Falls not exist in your world?" Dipper asked.

"Maybe Gravity Falls isn't in Luz's human realm, maybe it's just in yours." Amity theorised.

"Great, just what I need, another human realm." King groaned.

"Come on King, you like Luz." Eda pointed out.

"I know, but Dipper is a boring version of her." King said.

"Boring?!" Dipper exclaimed. "I'm not boring! I can be fun!" Dipper then put a pillow on his head while pulling an awkward smile to show how fun he could be. "See? Fun?"

Amity, Luz, Eda and King stared at Dipper with unimpressed expressions since he wasn't at all being fun.

"See?" King queried. "A boring and not fun Luz."

"King, that doesn't make sense." Dipper pointed out as he removed the pillow from his head. "How are me and Luz alike? I mean, sure we're both geeks, we both have an old authority figure who's a crook, we both encountered demons and we both have awesome girlfriends who come from a rich and snobby background whose life we changed for the better; But that doesn't mean we're alike."

"Yeah, I don't think him and I are alike." Luz agreed. "He might like season 8 of Battle of Thrones."

"Don't get me started on season 8 of Battle of Thrones." Dipper responded.

"Kid, did anyone have anything in Gravity Falls that anyone there can use to help you out?" Eda asked.

"Well, my Grunkle did get a pair of inter dimensional scissors he got from a girl he wanted to adopt." Dipper replied. "But he lost it to some foxy hot head, according to his description."

King then popped his head up like Dipper said something important and he jumped on the preteen boy with glee in his eyes. "Hold on, inter dimensional scissors? I know someone who knows someone who does."

"Well, why didn't you say so?" Dipper asked. "I mean, I've been here for four days having crazy adventures with Luz and trying to ignore Hooty's snoring."

"Hey, my snoring is relaxing!" Hooty protested.

"No it isn't Hooty!" Dipper argued.

"It really isn't Hooty." Luz agreed.

"King, why didn't you tell me?" Dipper asked.

"For your information, I was practicing my demon powers!" King argued.

"And in that time, you didn't have the thought of telling us?!" Dipper asked.

"Not really." King replied. "Sorry."

"Well, take me to whatever it is." Dipper requested.

"Wait a minute Dipper, I thought we were supposed to get a dragon tooth for my potion's class." Luz reminded the boy.

Dipper then facepalmed himself. "Oh, I forgot."

"Well, good thing I reminded ya." Luz said. "Because Amity and I might need your dragon expertise."

"Luz, dragon's haven't been seen in the Boiling Isles for 200 years, you're not gonna find any." Eda said.

"Well, if there's no dragons then it'll be a quick and safe adventure." Dipper said. "Let's go and get a dragon tooth!"

Later, King was sitting on the chair by the door awaiting for Dipper, Luz and Amity to return with a red pen in his hand. "Hooty, are they walking up yet?" Asked the impatient King.

"Not yet!" Hooty replied.

Eda then walked in, in her owl lady form with a bunch of maggots in her mouth. "Have you been here all this time?" Eda asked.

"Yes." King replied before noting Eda eating maggots. "I'm assuming the Owl beast wanted maggots?"

"No it wanted apple blood and I thought it'd be funny if I ate maggots instead." Eda replied sarcastically.

Just then, a tired Dipper, Luz and Amity walked in the Owl House with their faces covered in what appeared to be soot looking like they had been chased by a fire breathing creature.

"You said this wouldn't last long." Dipper said.

"I'm a witch in training, not a psychic." Luz retorted. "I mean, I didn't know that whole adventure would last for 22 minutes."

"I'm not even angry about how long it lasts." Amity interjected. "I mean, 22 minutes seems to be the norm when we have adventures."

"Alright you guys, clean yourself up…." King requested. "…I'm about to open the realm to the underworld."

"Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!" Dipper interjected. "Underworld?"

"Yeah." King replied. "The Mewni underworld."

Eda smiled. "King, as much as I want to make fun of Tom, I thought you know someone who know someone."

"Tom is the guy." King replied before drawing a circle with a diamond with a happy face in the centre on the floor. "His girlfriend has inter-dimensional scissors that might be useful."

"My Grunkle had a pair of those." Dipper stated. "But then some 'hot' lady stole them from him."

"Kid, we already know that." Eda retorted. "And I thought Hooty's repetition was worse."

"I don't know what that means, but I'm insulted!" Hooty responded.

"Alright, since this is the Underworld we're talking about, I'm gonna need you to stand back so I can perform this ritual." King advised everyone, who did as they told and took a few steps back.

King raised his arms in the air and then began the ritual. "yllacinonac rehtegot tog yeht ylno, acificpiD yllacisab si ytimuL!" The portal then opened. Dipper looked down and saw a nice looking house against an ocean lava.

"You know, when I think of Underworld, I don't think of them having nice housing." Dipper commented.

"Well kid, guess this is goodbye." Eda said as Dipper stood up.

"Despite this setback lasting a few days, I'm glad I've had this adventure." Dipper responded.

"I'd hug ya, but I've hardly known ya so…." Eda then offered Dipper a handshake which the teen accepted while Hooty was close to tears.

Dipper then bent down on his knee so he could be at eye level with King and he patted him on his head. "So long King."

"You may not be my favourite human, but you were fun to have around." King responded.

Dipper smiled. "I knew you had a soft spot for me, King."

He then stood up where he got a huge hug from Luz, something he didn't expect from her. "It was so great having you, Dipper." Luz said. "Glad I wasn't the only human in this realm."

Dipper smiled and returned the hug to his fellow geek. "Me too."

He then pulled out of the hug while Hooty started crying out loud since Dipper was leaving.

"Why?!" Hooty wailed while everyone was trying their hardest to ignore him. "Why must everyone I grow attached to leave?!"

And finally, Dipper approached Amity and they each accepted a hug from each other. "Tell your girlfriend I said thanks." Amity said.

"I will." Dipper responded while Hooty continued to wail loudly in the background.

"Wahhhhhh!" Hooty wailed. "I hate goodbyes! Give Hooty a hug Dipper!" Hooty then extended himself while crying uncontrollably to hug Dipper, but due to him crying so insanely, he accidentally shoved not only Dipper, but Amity into the underworld.

"Amity!" Luz screamed with worry.

"I got her." Eda assured Luz before turning into her owl lady form, ready to save her. She was about to swoop in to save Luz's GF, but the portal closed before Eda could do anything to save her. Eda then sighed and turned to Luz, feeling her sympathy of losing her girlfriend.

"Amity." Luz said, feeling she was close to tears over losing her first girlfriend.

"Luz, don't worry." King assured his favourite human. "Tom's a great kid."

"Is he?" Luz asked.

"Well, as long as you don't get him angry." King replied.

Meanwhile, Dipper and Amity crash landed on some warm rocks on the coast of the lava ocean both still holding to each other.

Dipper and Amity unraveled from each other while groaning in pain due to the rough landing. They stood up and dusted themselves off of any ash that got on their clothes.

"Boy, it's lucky we both have girlfriends or otherwise we'd be in a love square." Dipper joked while smiling awkwardly.

Amity stared at Dipper with a blank expression, since she wasn't exactly impressed with Dipper's sense of humour. "Has Pacifica ever rolled her eyes at one of your jokes?"

Dipper sighed. "She isn't the only one."

Amity looked around the boiling location that looked like a planet out of a science fiction movie. There was a ocean of lava, volcanos erupting and rocks everywhere. Amity felt quite intimidated being here, as well as Dipper, but it soon disappeared once they remember the house.

"Still kind of removes the intimidation when you see this house." Amity said.

"I agree." Dipper said. "I mean, I expected an evil castle. Not a nice looking home."

"Actually, it was a castle." Said a sudden voice that startled Dipper and Amity.

They turned around and noticed a two horned light purple skinned boy with three eyes and pink hair wearing a torn red shirt, jeans, shoes and a jacket, walking out of a beam of fire shooting from the ground.

Despite the boys intimidating appearance, he offered out a friendly hand shake to the two petrified teens.

"Can I help you two?" The teen asked.

"Hi, we've been sent by a demon friend of mine named King and he-"

Just then, the boy's eyes turned red and fire shot out from the ground and he unexpectedly tackled Amity up to the door.

"What did King want?!" The boy asked in a demonic voice. "How is he mocking me this time?!"

"Hey let her go!" Dipper demanded angrily.

"Or what?!" Tom asked.

Just then, the boy's got punched in the face by something slimy and warm. He then got a look at purple gooey creature that was being controlled by Amity.

"Or else my Abomination will crush your head." Amity threatened the prince.

The boy wasn't at all threatened by Amity's abomination but he did feel he should let go of the witch since she looked serious and so did Dipper. The demon boy let go of Amity and managed to control himself.

Once the boy calmed himself down, Amity controlled her Abomination to get back into her pot that was attached to her belt.

"Alright demon, me and my friend don't want any trouble." Dipper explained.

"I kind of figured." The demon boy explained. "I kind of get defensive when someone says they were sent by King."

"Wait, are you Tom?" Amity asked.

"What made you figure that out?" Tom asked the witch.

"Figured." Amity replied.

"And who was the last person King sent?"

"The last person King sent through the portal to the Underworld was a blonde girl." Tom explained. "She wanted the mug that gave you any beverage they desire."

It was at this moment, Dipper knew who they were talking about since Pacifica has told Dipper about her adventure to multiple universes.

"Wait, wait, wait, Pacifica was there?!" Dipper exclaimed in shock.

"You mean your girlfriend?" Amity asked the boy in surprise.

"Wait, she was your girlfriend?" Tom asked with surprise. "You sure nobody is paying her to be with you?"

Dipper narrowed his eyes at the demon prince over his very rude question and sighed. "Alright, I think I need to explain everything."

Back in Dipper's universe, Ford was outside of the shack trying to invent a machine from parts he found in a scrapyard to build a portal to the Boiling Isles. While he was inventing the machine, Stan and Mabel were getting some radiation while Pacifica was getting some more parts.

While Ford was busy making the machine which looked like a typical laser beam, he was approached by Chinese-American FBI agent, Clyde Chiu who may or not be relegated to Candy Chiu. Don't assume they're related because they share the last name.

"Hi they sir." The FBI agent greeted the six fingered man.

Ford turned to acknowledge him and he continued to do his invention, an act that just made Clyde do nothing but continue to smile.

"Uh, hi." Clyde greeted the six fingered man.

"Yes, hi." Ford responded. "Can't you see I'm busy?"

"Do you by any chance have a permit?" Clyde asked.

"I live here." Ford replied. "The owner has given me permission. Tell him Soos."

Ford pointed to Soos, who was standing beside the totem wearing the t-shirt he brought recently. "He has full permission agent dude." Soos replied before moving aside about 8 inches and avoiding a random safe that fell out of the sky, something that baffled the FBI agent.

"Uh….Why did a safe fall out of the sky?" Clyde asked.

"I don't know." Ford replied.

"Well, it's good to know that you have a permit to build this machine for…..Reasons?"

"I'm building it for a reasons that don't concern you FBI agents." Ford said.

Clyde froze in surprise when Ford referred to him as an FBI agent. "How did you know I'm an FBI agent?"

"It's on your badge." Ford replied.

Clyde looked down and realised his FBI badge was showing. "Oh yeah, good point. Anyway, I'm also looking for TV star Michael C Hall. He's been missing for a few days and his last location was here, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that?"

"Do I look like the kind of guy who'd pay attention to missing celebrities?" Ford asked.

"Who said he was a celebrity?" Clyde asked like Ford made a slip up.

"You did mention he was a celebrity." Ford pointed out. The six fingered man soon turned around to face the embarrassed FBI agent who sighed because of how bad he screwed up. "You're not good at this job?"

"I'm not." Clyde replied. "I'm just one of the worst FBI agents ever. I mean, I never wanted to be an FBI agent, I wanted to be a magician. Magic was my true calling, but my Dad was like 'Clyde, you're gonna screw up if you be a magician. Be an agent, just like me.' And I did, and I'm terrible."

"Well, does your Dad dominate your life?" Ford asked.

"I'm 42 years old, of course my Dad dominates my life." Clyde replied.

"Well, quit your job as an FBI agent." Ford suggested. "Go ahead and be a magician."

Clyde smiled at the six fingered man and stood on the spot with a proud look on his face. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should be a magician. Thanks six fingered man." He looked to where Soos was standing and pulled a disturbed look. "Uh….Is Mr Mystery a magician?"

Ford looked to what Clyde was looking at, which happened to be Soos walking up on the totem by using his two feet while Wendy and Melody were trying to get him down.

Ford just shrugged it off and said to the agent, "I think Soos is having his own little adventure. Nothing to concern me right now."

Back in the Mewni underworld, Dipper and Amity were sitting in the living room on Tom's couch while Tom was sitting on a chair in front of them, listening to Dipper's story.

"….And in order to protect ourselves from Toffee, me and some others engaged in a unicorn heist to steal their hair…."

"It's weird but it's for a good cause." Amity interjected.

"….But at one point during the heist I got thrown through a portal which lead me to the Boiling Isles…"

"…My universe." Amity interjected.

"Thanks Amity." Dipper said. "There, I met Amity and her girlfriend, Luz and Luz's carer of sorts named Eda, their pet named King and…..Hooty. We kind of went on wild adventures…"

"Which had you interrupt a moment between me and Luz." Amity interjected.

"Are you gonna let that go?" Dipper asked.

"I'll bring it up from time to time." Amity replied.

"Anyway, my main goal was to get back home but on my fourth day of being at The Owl House, King informed me that you know someone who has inter dimensional scissors that can help me get home." Dipper explained. "Your girlfriend, right?"

"And what's her purpose being here?" Tom asked.

"I was knocked into the Underworld." Amity replied. "And now my awesome girlfriend is panicking and I wanna get back! That, and my parents are gonna worry about me in approximately four hours."

"Except just a warning, four hours could be two days." Tom informed the witch.

"What do you mean?" Amity asked.

"Well, when you travel through dimensions it sometimes affects time." Tom explained. "It's very complicated. Which means judging by how long you could be here, I say you get a move on."

"Great, take us to your girlfriend!" Dipper loudly requested.

"Alright, alright, alright!" Tom responded while raising his hands in defence. "You two might need some protection."

Dipper and Amity gave each other some uncomfortable looks, not understanding of what Tom meant.

"He doesn't mean what I think he does, right?" Amity asked.

"I think we're taking it out of context." Dipper theorised.

Later, the Dipper and Amity were dressed in some fire protection uniforms. The uniforms kind of looked like green astronaut gear with the fish bowl style helmets.

The two walked up to Tom with Dipper being casual about the gear while Amity wasn't since this was the first time Amity had worn something that wasn't from the Boiling Isles.

"What is this?" Amity asked.

"Protection gear." Tom replied. "Just to make sure you don't get your clothes burnt off."

"I thought it would protect us from whatever number degree Burns." Dipper said.

"Well, Star accidentally walked into the fire beam without protection and…" Tom looked away awkwardly while his cheeks turned red, but he shook his head to pull himself together. "Point is, you don't want your clothes burn off."

Dipper and Amity soon stood beside Tom and let him crack his knuckles. "Okay, here goes."

"Hey, how come you don't get to wear protection?" Amity asked. "I mean it's not like your clothes are made of material that makes them immune to fire."

"Actually they are." Tom responded.

"Oh." Amity soon responded with her eyes wide in surprise. But she then returned to her straight faced composure. "Well, honestly that doesn't surprise me."

Tom then used his powers to release a fire beam going up, leading the two to arrive in a bedroom which had a lot of laser puppies galavanting about.

A girl with white skin, blonde hair, heart shaped cheek marks, with red horned headband, a light green dress and pink shoes shot up from her bed and smiled, knowing who was visiting.

"Hey Marco, Tom is here!" Star informed her best friend, Marco, who shot up from the bedroom floor looking like he just woke up from a nap.

"Oh man." Marco responded as he woke up from his daze.

Star ran up to her demon boyfriend and gave him a quick kiss on the lips, not even acknowledging Dipper and Amity.

"Tom, this is a surprise." Star commented. "What are you doing here?"

"Can't a demon prince say hi to his Mewman girlfriend?" Tom queried.

"Aww!" Star responded before kissing him on the lips again while Marco looked away to hide his sadness.

"Uh, good thing that's over." Amity said as she got out of her protection gear. "I don't know how long I would've lasted in this thing."

Dipper took off the helmet and said to Amity, "At least we could breathe."

"Is this human clothing?" Amity asked. "Is this something Luz has to wear?"

"And these two need your help." Tom replied.

Star squinted her eyes at Dipper, staring at him like he was familiar. "You mean Pony-Head's ex boyfriend?"

"That's not Pony-Head's ex boyfriend." Tom informed Star. "Well, the version of Pony-Head's boyfriend that isn't…..The….Pony-Head's….Boyfriend?"

"Well, Marco has been kind of wanting revenge on Dipper so, let's hope he doesn't mistaken him for him." Star said.

Just then, Marco walked up to Dipper, lifted his shirt over his head and punched him in his stomach, causing the Male Pines twin to collapse.

"Payback's a pain, isn't it?" Marco asked the male Pines twin.

"I'm not….the Dipper you're looking for." Dipper informed the karate loving teen.

"Oh." Marco responded before helping the male Pines twin up to his feet. "You okay?"

"Yeah." Dipper replied. "Amity, put away that Abomination, just a misunderstanding."

Amity accepted Dipper's request and put the abomination she was about to use to protect Dipper back into her pot.

Tom slapped himself to pull himself together so he could make sense while explaining the situation to Star. "Okay Star, this is another version of Dipper and this is Amity. These two are from separate universes and they need to get home. Amity needs to get back to the Boiling Isles to her girlfriend while Dipper needs to get back to Gravity Falls to protect it."

"Well, you two are in luck." Star responded happily. "Because I have a pair of inter dimensional scissors with my name on it that I'm gonna lend to you."

Dipper and Amity smiled that this little side adventure could be over and done with.

"Aww, finally!" Dipper exclaimed happily. "I thought for a second we were gonna go on a random adventure with a lot inconveniences."

Star arrived about 5 seconds later with her inter dimensional scissors in her hand. "Oh scrawny version of Dipper, is it alright if I ask what you're defending your home town from and how can I help in anyway?"

"Oh, you're willing to help?" Dipper asked.

"Oh yeah." Star replied with her usual smile. "I'm willing to help anyone. Even though I'm having problems at the moment, I'm always willing to help. Who's ruining your day?"

"Well, you're gonna laugh at this guy's name, but trust me, he is super intimidating." Dipper explained.

"Ha!" Star laughed. "Try me. Me and Marco can handle it."

"Well, his name is…." Dipper chortled. "…Well, his name is Toffee."

Star's usual enthusiastic smile soon vanished and turned into a face of fear and shock once Dipper said his name. It couldn't be! Ludo killed him!

While Marco looked equally terrified since this was the same lizard creature who almost killed his best friend at the battle of Mewni.

Star chuckled nervously. "Toffee? Toffe? Lizard that wears a fancy suit and tie Toffee?"

"Oh you know him?" Dipper asked.

"Dipper, I think she does." Amity responded. "And I think she's terrified."

Star's heart then started pumping very fast that she clenched her hand on her chest and then, fainted on her back, startling Dipper, Amity as well as Tom.

Marco ran up to his unconscious friend and checked her pulse and thankfully she was alive.

"What was that?!" Marco angrily asked the three.

"Marco, is Star okay?" Tom asked.

"Okay?!" Marco angrily asked. "What kind of boyfriend has two people from two separate universes tell my girl-Friend! Friend! I mean friend! And tells my friend that her arch nemesis that almost killed her and me is alive! Is this funny to you two?!"

"Marco I wasn't joking." Dipper informed him.

"Yeah, he's terrible at jokes." Amity said.

"Hey!"

"What? It's true." Amity responded while shrugging her shoulders.

"Get out!" Marco demanded before pushing Tom, Dipper and Amity out of Star's bedroom. "Get out! What kind of boyfriend does that?!" Marco slammed the door in front of Tom, Dipper and Amity's face in anger, causing the three to freeze.

"Well, now I know not to get Marco angry." Tom quipped. "I mean, he's scarier than I am."

"You knew of Toffee?!" Dipper asked angrily.

"You knew your girlfriend fought Toffee and you never thought it was a good idea to tell us about it?!" Amity angrily asked. "If my girlfriend had an arch nemesis that someone somehow knew about, I would've told someone about it!"

"Hey, for your information, Star didn't tell me." Tom argued.

"Well beside that, I'm stuck on another dimension!" Dipper exclaimed. "Heck, I don't even know if the food is gonna be better than the catastrophe at the Boiling Isles!"

"What's wrong with fairy pie?" Amity asked like she was insulted.

"Hello! Fairy pie!" Dipper argued.

"Wait, you eat fairies?" Tom asked, sounding disgusted for a demon prince.

"Yes and fairy pie is a traditional dessert on the Boiling Isles." Amity explained.

"Oh, that's my favourite pie." Said a gently suspicious voice.

The three teens turned to a pale skinned woman with poofy teal hair, mauve eyes, and raspberry red spade-shaped marks on her cheeks; Wearing a long, dark purple Gothic-themed dress with a brown ring at the waist, a large black sun hat with gray and white feathers and a thorny branch, a white cravat with a blue crescent moon on it, long mauve gloves, and black flats with pale purple socks approaching them.

"I assume you're from the Boiling Isles?" The woman asked.

"Uh….Yeah." Amity replied.

"Wait, you're Eclipsa, right?" Tom asked.

"The one and only." Eclipsa replied. "Has Star told you about me?"

"She sometimes tends to keep stuff from me like not telling me her arch nemesis is named after a piece of candy." Tom replied while turning his head aggressively towards Dipper and Amity.

Dipper and Amity stared at Tom with insulted looks. "How was I supposed to know your girlfriend would react with a faint?!" Dipper asked. "Besides, we need to get back to our home dimensions. Mine is a top priority because Toffee could be planning something."

"If I'm not mistaken, didn't Toffee die?" Eclipsa ask.

Dipper groaned. "Oh! Oh! Oh! This makes things so much better! We're dealing with an undead person! You know, getting rid of the undead should be no biggie. I faced the undead last year and survived."

"Well, if you are in a rush then I think I might know something that might help." Eclipsa informed the three.

"What?" Amity asked.

"Something I picked up many years ago." Eclipsa replied as she walked to a wall and pushed one of the bricks. It opened up to reveal a small box ornamented with gold and three different gems; Blue, red and green; Placed on a mantle. "This here is a Calamity Box. Well, one of the two only copies made. I found it in a world of frogs and it's awfully nice king let me take it to keep in my-"

"Thank you!" Dipper interjected before taking the box out of Eclipsa's hands and opening it in front of Amity and Tom without any thought. Then, a bright rainbow coloured light shone out of the box, blinding the three and Eclipsa.

Once the light disappeared, Dipper, Amity, Tom and the box were gone leading Eclipsa to look around the area in confusion.

"I hate it when no one listens to me." Eclipsa sighed.

Back in Dipper's universe, Mabel and Stan were pushing a barrel of what appeared to be radioactive waste up a hill.

"Out of all the days I had to crash my car into a post office, it had to be the day I was stealing chemical waste with my niece." Stan complained.

"At least we're doing it as a family." Mabel responded, looking on the bright side. "I mean, what could be worse is if government agents spot us."

"Government agents like us?" Asked a familiar voice.

Stan and Mabel looked up and saw none other than Agent Powers and his partner, Agent Trigger staring down at them.

"Well, what do we have here?" Agent Powers asked while pulling a smug smile.

"Try thinking of an excuse." Agent Trigger commented while still pulling a smug smile.

Stan and Mabel stared at the government agents with Stan trying to think of a lie to escape from this predicament.

"Uh…" Stan said as his response. "….Non specific excuse."

"Forgive my Grunkle, he hasn't taken his medication." Mabel said to the two agents.

"And what medication is it?" Agent Powers asked.

"Do I look like the kind of girl to be responsible with my Grunkle's medication?" Mabel asked.

Powers stared at the girl trying to figure out what she's doing, but Trigger tapped on his partner's shoulder. "I do believe what she's saying."

"How do you know?" Agent Powers asked.

"Well, does this old man look like the kind of person who'd take pills?" Agent Trigger asked. "And honestly, this girl looks insane. She doesn't look responsible for her Grunkle's medication."

"It's true." Mabel said. "I have no specific diagnosis for my weirdness!"

"Hmm, should we class this as suspicious?" Agent Powers asked.

"An old man who hasn't taken his medication and his niece pushing a barrel of empty chemical waste?" Trigger asked. "Is that suspicious?"

Agent Powers gave the two one last suspicious stare and walked away with his partner to find some serious crimes. Once the two agents were out of the way, Mabel and Stan continued to roll the barrel.

"Off my medication?" Stan asked his niece with an accusing stare.

"Hey, can't blame a Mabel for coming up with a good excuse." Mabel retorted.

"That is true." Stan said. "I wonder what Dipper is doing?"

"Probably having a wild adventure." Mabel replied.

Meanwhile in some other universe, Dipper woke feeling like his sides were being pricked by something sharp. He looked to what he was laying on, which happened to be a small branch poking at his side.

"Huh?" Dipper looked down and saw the ground below, which made Dipper realise he was hanging from a tree branch. He screamed so loud that it made him lose balance and he fell.

Down on the ground, Amity walked out of a bush covered in leaves that were stuck to her hair and dress. But she didn't expect Dipper to crash land on top of her.

Dipper and Amity groaned while Tom looked over them, his shirt and jacket covered in mud. "Well, good thing that didn't happen to me."

"Ow!" Amity exclaimed as Dipper got up.

"Sorry." Dipper said.

"Okay, right now, I'm a little angry about this." The annoyed Tom said to Dipper. "Not only is my favourite jacket covered in mud, but now I'm stuck on another Earth!"

"Yeah, do you usually snatch stuff out of people's hands before they finish their sentences?" Amity asked with a hint of sarcasm in her voice.

"Sorry, I got overhyped." Dipper said.

"Well, thanks a lot!" Tom exclaimed.

"Now hold on, sure we're on another version of Earth, but maybe there's a chance we're in the exact spot Dipper's from." Amity pointed out. "And besides, I've never been to a human realm before so this will be quite special for me."

"I agree with Amity." Dipper said. "We could be back on my world, yet I don't recognise this place."

Just then, they noticed a giant snail that appeared to be pulling a carriage with a light green frog wearing an overcoat and pants and a light yellow eye patch. He turned to the three teenagers and tipped them a good morning.

This bizarre sight made the teens raise their eyebrows with confusion as this was a strange sight.

"Do they have this in the human realm?" Amity asked.

"Well, this is Gravity Falls, so weirdness is what we're kind of expecting." Dipper replied. "Although, I've never seen a frog riding a snail pulling a carriage before."

"Ha, you're not in Kansas anymore." Said a light blue frog with a lighter underbelly and a red tongue and spoke with a husky whispery voice. The frog was wearing a black sack dress with a rope for a belt and barefoot. Her hair was light pink with dark pink spots and bulbous in appearance with a small knot pinned with a clothespin on her head, making it look like a mushroom cap and covering her right eye while her left eye revealed her yellow eye. The frog was sitting on a log that was near them and collecting some mushrooms into her sack.

"What do you mean I'm not in Kansas?" Dipper asked. "I'm not even from Kansas."

"I meant that as a metaphor saying you're not in the human realm." The frog replied.

"Well, where are we strange creepy looking frog girl?" Tom asked while trying to think of a logical explanation to the frog.

"You're in Wartwood." The frog replied. "And you're in a realm called Amphibia and if you think it means what you think it means, then you're right."

"So, we're not in the human realm?" Amity asked.

"If your version of human realm doesn't have talking frogs, then no." The creepy frog girl replied.

This response made Amity and Tom glare at Dipper over his eagerness getting them stuck in a realm they're unfamiliar with. "Hey, that box looked like it was gonna help, you can't blame me!" Dipper argued.

"But you came at the right time, you're just in time for the chaos to ensue." The frog explained. "And I'm too much of a minor civilian to be involved, good luck." The frog then threw a bag on the ground, making it explode into a pinkish cloud. Once the cloud cleared the frog was gone.

This bizarre yet unique sight made Dipper, Amity and Tom feel weirded out, but Dipper soon got instantly fascinated by it.

"A witch frog?" Dipper queried.

"I wouldn't exactly call her a witch, she's right there." Amity stated while pointing to the frog, who was about 15 inches away from them. The witch frog realising she was spotted, ran to the nearest bush and dived right into it to maintain the illusion.

"Okay Dipper, you're the one who got us into this universe, what do you suggest we do?" Tom asked.

"Well, seeing as there was a frog earlier who was riding a snail pulling a carriage, maybe that will lead to a village." Dipper replied. "And if there's stuff I know about villages, is there's folklore; And when there's folklore, there's a definite way of getting home. So, I suggest we go find this village and ask the locals a few things. Just as long-" Dipper's speech was interrupted when four different individuals ran into the three teens, knocking them down to the muddy ground.

Once the dizzy teens pulled themselves together they saw that the three people who knocked them down were a human, two frogs and a tiny tadpole.

The human was a tall, slender girl with tan skin and short, messy brown hair with twigs and leave sticking out. She wore a mauve skirt and undershirt and a light blue-gray shirt and a yellow shoe with the other one strangely missing.

The older frog had reddish-orange skin with a light orange chin and chest and had reddish-orange eyes with black pupils, a dark green tongue, four short limbs with four-fingered hands, and two-toed feet and white tufts of hair coming out of the sides of his head. He wore a grayish-green waistcoat with a buttoned yellow shirt and a light blue ascot and grayish-brown trousers with light brown socks that slightly cover his feet.

The young boy frog had hot pink skin, with a paler shaded underbelly and wore a dark forest green hat with light green goggles and a sleeveless jacket paired with black shorts.

While the little tadpole girl was dark purple and wore a yellow bow with lighter white/yellow polka dots on her head.

The human girl rubbed her head as she tried to take in what happened while the frogs and tadpoles did the same due to the impact of the hit.

"Ow!" The tadpole groaned.

"We should be doing less of this." The old frog groaned.

"I agree." The boy frog said. "Did anyone feel like we bumped into more humans this time?"

"Sprig, how do you know we bumped into more humans?" The old frog asked.

"Because, they felt like Anne." The frog known as Sprig replied.

The human girl who if you figured is called, looked to the three strangers. She stood up in surprise but she then rubbed her eyes to make sure she wasn't hallucinating.

"Oh my gosh." Anne responded. "More humans?!" Anne's eyes then sparkled while she smiled.

"Humans?" Amity queried with a raised eyebrow since Dipper was the only human there.

But before anyone could ask Anne or the frogs anything else, the girl suddenly tackled them into a ginormous hug, that was causing them to struggle to breath.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" Anne repeated with excitement before getting out of the hug. "You have no idea what it's like being the only human here and now, there's three more here."

"Uh….I'm honoured." Dipper replied awkwardly.

"Oh and I love your friend's costumes." Anne commented.

"Wait, those three are humans?" Sprig asked.

"Actually-"

"So, they have an extra eye and pointy ears?" The tadpole asked. "They're weird."

"Now Polly, it's rude to comment negatively on someone's strange body parts." Hop Pop chided his granddaughter. "Even if they are strange and freaky."

The tadpole known as Polly sighed. "I'm sorry, humans."

"Actually-"

"Oh no, those aren't extra human parts." Anne explained to the frogs. "Those are what we call on my Earth, cosplayers."

"Those sound sad and lonely." Sprig commented.

"Actually-"

"No, I've been to many conventions and they really have cool costumes." Anne explained. "I love the one whose dressed like a demonic member of a biker gang."

"So, the third eye isn't real?" Polly asked.

"No, it's either a ping pong ball or an animatronic to add realism." Anne explained as she approached Tom. "Allow me to demonstrate how not real it is." Anne then poked Tom in the eye on his forehead.

"Ow!" Tom exclaimed as he rubbed his third eye.

Anne then realised that the substance felt way too real to be a ping pong or an animatronic. "Wow, guess fake eyeballs have come along way from the last time." Anne commented. "But I'm pretty sure those ears on the elf girl are just stuck on." Anne then approached Amity and pulled on her ears, but this made Amity squint in pain as the girl pulled on her ears as hard as she could.

It was at this point on, Anne realised that the two humans she thought were in costume were not humans.

Anne then glanced her eyes at Dipper and asked, "Are you human?"

"Since the day I was born." Dipper replied.

"Oh phew." Anne said as she wiped away the sweat from her forehead. "Sorry for the awkward introduction, my name is Anne. And these three are the Plantars; Hop Pop, Sprig and Polly."

"My name is Dipper, this is Tom and Amity." Dipper explained. "I'm from a human realm. Do you know of a Gravity Falls in your Earth?"

"Hmm, sounds obscure." Anne replied. "Do you mind if I check Moogle maps?" Anne then pulled out her phone to check if Gravity Falls existed, while Tom was just confused.

"Wait, she has WiFi here?" Tom asked. "How does she get WiFi in another realm that looks way too simple to have any WiFi?"

Dipper sighed. "I asked the same thing while I was on the Boiling Isles."

"Nah, I took a screenshot." Anne replied.

"Wait, there's more than one Earth?" Sprig asked.

"Well, there's this theory of there being multiple Earths." Dipper explained. "But not just Earth, there could be multiple versions of Amphibia. Like this for example-"

"Ahhh! You're boring!" Polly shouted.

"Please tell me your girlfriend never fell asleep while you were talking." Tom said.

"Well, this was fun." Hop Pop said. "But, I felt we should've been running from something."

"Yeah, I forgot what we were running from." Sprig commented.

"Do you guys usually do this?" Amity asked.

"Yeah, you get used to it." Anne replied. "Especially with one shoe."

"How about you? Do you three do running?" Sprig asked.

"Well, on my Earth we do a lot of running, but it's usually more of a mystery." Dipper replied.

"With me, it's usually just crazy fantasy concepts with a bit of running. According to my girlfriend's perspective." Amity replied.

"My adventures tend to be a balance of lighthearted, dark and very melodramatic." Tom replied. "And in a dumb love triangle way where it will annoy a lot of people as well as anger them." Tom's response got Dipper and Amity to stare at the demon with confusion since he was talking like he was a fictional character. "Well, that's how I feel about it anyway."

The three then looked at the Plantars and Anne and saw they were looking at something that was probably ginormous. Dipper and Amity turned around and froze when they saw a ginormous magpie that looked like it was gonna eat them.

"Uh oh." Dipper responded while Amity prepared her magic just to be ready.

Then Tom spun his head 180 to get a good look at the giant bird and he just shrugged. "Eh, I've seen bigger."

The giant bird then froze before screeching and flying away in terror at Tom's creepy power. Tom then turned his head 180 again so he could get a look at the Plantar family and Anne, who were a little terrified by him.

"Oh yeah, first time seeing a demon prince." Tom said. "Yeah, the head turning thing always creeps everyone out at first."

"Well, I haven't had a heart attack but I'm gonna have a hard time sleeping." Hop Pop said.

"Okay, now we've had our back and forth, how did you get here Dipper?" Anne asked. "Was it through some portal?"

"Well, it's a long story that I have to explain this from the beginning." Dipper replied. "Okay, so it started when this monster lizard man named Toffee started to mess with me and my friends and my family. And after an incident, one of my sister's failed romances named Gideon got me and others involved in a unicorn heist where we had to steal their hair in order to protect us. Then, during the heist I got flung in the portal where I arrived in a universe called the Boiling Isles where I met Luz, King, Eda and Amity; And for four days I lived inside a house called with a living door knocker called The Owl House. During that time me, Luz and Amity were studying how to get me home until King revealed that he knew Tom and he had a girlfriend named Star who has a pair of inter dimensional scissors. But when King opened the portal to the Mewni underworld, the door knocker accidentally knocked Amity in with me so now not only did I have to get myself home, I had to get Amity home. But when I explained the situation to Star, she fainted and her rebound guy, sorry Tom, kicked me, Amity and Tom out where some woman named Eclipsa showed us a box-"

"A box?!" Anne interjected. "That's how me and my friends got there! I haven't found the rest of them but I hope things go smoothly."

"I just hope it goes into a massive sword fight if things don't go well." Polly commented.

"And yes, she did show us a box." Amity confirmed. "But Mr I-Wanna-Get-Home-So-Bad-I'm-Not-Gonna-Think-For-A-Second wanted to get home so bad, that he opened the box and now we're stuck in the other universe."

"And now my favourite jacket is covered in mud!" Tom exclaimed. "By the way I forgot to ask, how do you get used to running around with one shoe?!"

"Well, before you ask if I could find a way home, Hop Pop knows some guys that are looking at my box." Anne explained.

"Yeah." Hop Pop said while either releasing some slime or sweating. "So, that means you're stuck here for a while. I hope you three like farming because there's gonna be a lot of it."

Dipper, Amity and Tom froze in shock over the word, 'Farming.' They weren't suited for this but they'll have to do it if they want a place to stay.

"So, if you wanna live in a cave, I suggest you get used to it." Anne commented. "Besides, it'd be great if I have a few extra hands around the farm."

"Unless a beam gets you three out of the universe." Sprig stated right before a mysterious green beam grabbed Dipper, Tom and Amity and causing them to disappear.

The sudden appearance of another human in Amphibia made Anne groan while Hop Pop and Sprig looked confused.

"Do you think it's high time we be careful what we say before fate decides to have a sense of humour?" Sprig asked.

"I was about to ask the same thing, Sprig." Hop Pop replied. "Well, we had our adventure and crossover, I think we should go back."

"Hey, where's Polly?" Anne asked.

Meanwhile in another universe, Dipper, Tom and Amity arrived in a darkly lit room which kind of looked like some kind of purpleish laboratory with computers with typing keys all over and an ominous green window.

"Is this the human world?" Amity asked.

"I don't know." Dipper asked.

"Why is it so dark?" Tom asked as he started to walk around before standing on something squishy.

"Hey! Watch where your stepping cosplayer!" Exclaimed a familiar little voice. The demon prince looked on the floor and realised he was stepping on Polly, who had somehow followed them. "Get your foot off of me!"

"Oh, sorry." Tom responded.

"Wait, how did you get here?" Amity asked the tadpole.

"I think we need to ask, how did we get here?" Dipper commented.

"And serious question: Is there a bucket with water?" Polly asked. "Because if you haven't noticed, I'm a tadpole and we don't last long out of water."

"I can't see a bucket anywhere." Tom said.

"I can't see anything." Amity commented.

"Hold on, there's a light switch." Dipper said.

"What's a light switch?" Polly asked. "Will it give me a bucket?"

"A light switch is what we use to turn lights on." Dipper replied.

"Is it magic?" Polly asked. "Sounds magic."

"The backstory to who invented it isn't as magical." Dipper replied.

"Hey Dipper, I don't know about this place." Tom said. "This place is giving me a bad vibe. Either that, or maybe it's this tadpole. She looks like she has issues."

"I have all the issues." Polly responded while smiling like a psychopath.

"Tom, when has switching a light switch gone bad?" Dipper asked before flipping the switch on.

"Platypus trap activated."

"Wait, platypus?" Before Dipper could try and figure it out, a net with boules attached landed on Dipper, Amity, Tom and Polly, causing the four to be trapped.

"When has flipping a light switch lead to bad stuff eh?" Amity asked sarcastically.

"It's never happened before." Dipper replied.

Just then, a shadowy figure of a slouching man walked out of a room approaching the prisoners.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus." The man spoke in a high pitch German sounding accent. "How do you like my new trap? I mean, it's absolutely fool proof that you fell-" Just then, the man pulled a lever turning on a light revealing a man with brown hair and pointy nose who wore a black turtleneck sweater, under a long, thin white lab coat. And wearing long gray or dark green slacks, and black shoes.

The man went wide eyed once he saw who was in the net. The man rubbed his eyes and then pulled an annoyed look on his face. "Wait a minute, none of you are Perry the Platypus."

"Okay, we've been captured by an evil pharmacist." Dipper commented.

"That's a pharmacist?" Polly asked. "Our pharmacists aren't this sad and ugly."

"I'm not a pharmacist!" The man exclaimed in annoyance. "Again with the lab coat, why does everyone think I'm a pharmacist? I mean, it's annoying. Not every one in a lab coat you see is a pharmacist."

"So, are you gonna release us?" Amity asked.

"Yeah, I might as well." The man replied before pulling out a knife and started using it to cut the ropes to free the four accidental prisoners. "Oh by the way, I should warn you that the knife has a self destruct button. And any distraction might cause me to accidentally touch it."

"Why do you have a self destruction for a knife?" Dipper asked before the man accidentally pushed a red button beside the knife, causing it to explode.

"Okay, that was my fault." The man said. "I'll just get a kitchen knife."

"Or maybe demon boy could use his horns to cut us out." Polly suggested.

"My horns aren't used for cutting." Tom said.

"What are they there for, style?" Dipper asked.

"I had them at birth and they work as a style." Tom replied.

"You know what?" Amity then grabbed Tom's head and forcefully started using his horns to cut them out of their trap. Once the first rope was cut, the gang got out of the trap.

"Okay, now you four are out of the trap, how about you explain how you four got here?" The man requested.

"It's a long story." Dipper said.

"Okay, how about we do names?" The man suggested, trying to avoid long story. "How about you guys start with your names?"

"Okay, my name is Dipper, the one with the purple hair is Amity, the demon is Tom and this tadpole is Polly." Dipper explained.

"And my name is Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, evil scientist!" Doofenshmirtz replied while lightning struck in the background.

The fact about Doofenshmirtz being evil seemed kind of unbelievable to the four since he doesn't seem that one bit evil.

"He's evil?" Amity asked.

"That's what he said." Dipper responded.

"He doesn't seem evil." Tom said while staring at the man trying to figure him out.

"He seems more sad and pathetic." Polly responded.

"But it's true, I am evil." Doofenshmirtz said, trying to encourage them. "Come I'll show you how evil I am."

"Hey, can I have a bucket with water?" Polly asked. "Because I can't exactly live outside of water for long."

"Of course." Doofenshmirtz responded before grabbing a bucket that had water in it.

Polly jumped in the bucket and started rubbing herself with the fresh water all over her body. "Ah, human water. Feels like Amphibia's own."

Doofenshmirtz lead the four into the room filled with his inventions, the first one was some kind of laser. "Behold, Monster Truck Away-inator!"

"And what's evil about that?" Dipper asked.

"I planned to destroy all the monster trucks in the Tri-State area so I could release my own brand of monster trucks." Doofenshmritz replied.

The kids stared at the evil scientist with disappointment. How was that evil?

"How is getting rid of all the monster trucks evil?" Dipper asked. "Honestly, you're doing the majority of people a favour."

"But it can destroy monster trucks!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed.

"Can it destroy anything else?" Amity asked.

"Uh….No." Doofenshmirtz replied. "Okay, you might not think that one is evil…" Doofenshmirtz moved the Monster Truck Away-inator and pulled out a handheld laser. "…how about the Make-Up-Your-Mind-inator? You see, I invented this so I can have people make up their mind."

"That's not even evil." Amity said. "My brother can't make up his mind about anything so in a way, you're kind of doing everyone a favour."

"So, people will actually think this device is not evil?" Doofenshmirtz asked. "You demon boy, is this device evil?"

"I might use it when my Dad can't decide if he wants mustard or ketchup on his meat load." Tom replied.

"Come on!" Doofenshmirtz threw away the inator and wheeled another giant laser in front of his guests. "Behold the Smell-inator!"

"And how's that evil?" Polly asked.

"Well, it's not really evil, I just tried to use it to get rid of a festival that was too noisy by releasing a horrendous smell." Doofenshmirtz explained.

"Dude, that's just a stink bomb times 100." Tom commented. "That's more of a childish prank than anything evil."

"Oh, not evil enough eh?" Doofenshmirtz asked. "Well, how about this one?" Doofenshmirtz wheeled another inator and used it on Tom by blasting him.

"What did you do?!" Amity asked, readying her abomination just in case.

"I used my Turn Everything Evil-inator!" Doofenshmirtz replied. "Now watch and see how evil he is!"

"Dude, I am prince of the underworld." Tom responded once the smoke cleared while Doofenshmirtz just stared at him with confusion. "I'm technically evil because I'm a demon!"

"Okay, guess those don't work, guess we have to do a montage." Doofnshmirtz said while the montage began. While Dipper, Tom, Amity and Polly groaned.

"The De-Love-inator Satellite!"

"Dude, I'd have this invention because I was so lonely." Dipper commented.

"The Whale Translator-inator."

"We have many whales in the underworld and my Mom can't understand them." Tom commented.

"The Ballgown-inator."

"Ha, somebody's compensating for something." Polly commented.

"The Static Electro Amplif-inator!"

"All that for balloons?" Amity asked.

"The Kick-inator 5000!"

"I don't have any legs so it's useful." Polly commented.

"The Evaporator-inator!"

"Public pools?!" Dipper asked.

"The Bum Bum-inator!"

"You do realise the babies will be crawling, not walking." Tom commented.

"The Plata-Proliferator-inator!"

"Clones of platypuses?" Amity asked. "And what is a platypus?!"

"Mime-inator!"

"You're kind of doing everyone a favour by getting rid of mimes." Dipper commented.

"The Naughty-inator!"

"Isn't that the Turn Everything Evil-inator?" Tom asked before shaking his head. "And wait, Santa exists?"

"Eradicate Rodney's-Inator-inator!"

"Who is Rodney?!" Polly asked.

"Paper Cut-inator!"

"You invented a dumb machine to sell band aids?" Dipper asked.

"Alien-inator!"

"Yeah, people can tell the difference between a hologram and a real alien." Tom commented.

"The Look Away-inator!"

Instead of commenting, all the kids were just silent. "You're making me feel very sorry for you." Amity commented.

"Okay, that's enough." Dipper requested. "I don't want to get to the invention that blasts people into their underwear."

"Wait, how did you know I made an Underwear-inator?" Doofenshmritz asked.

"You made an Underwear-inator?!" Tom exclaimed.

"Why is that evil?!" Amity asked angrily.

"You're not evil!" Dipper yelled.

"Yeah!" Polly agreed. "I mean, I was so invested at how sad you are that I never bothered to mention the funny blue duck in a hat."

Doofenshmritz looked to where Polly was pointing and he saw a blue platypus with an orange tail, orange webbed feet and orange beaver tail; Wearing a brown fedora.

"Oh, hello Perry the Platypus." Doofenshmritz greeted his arch nemesis. "Sorry, I'm not in the mood to be evil at the moment. Heck, I forgotten what evil thing I was doing since I was so focused on proving to these four that I am evil. Oh apologies, Perry the Platypus this is Dipper, Amity, Tom and Polly; Dipper, Amity, Tom and Polly, this is Perry the Platypus; My arch nemesis."

The platypus agent pointed to a machine that looked like a laser beam with claw shaped beak which looked like the kind of claw you'd see in a claw machine.

"Oh, that's the Dimensional-Claw-Machine-inator." Doofenshmritz replied. "You see, I lost the keys to my safe, yes I have a safe. I tried to use my Find-My-Key-inator but turns out it was nowhere in this dimension. Then Norm pointed out that I entered another dimension even though I have no memory of going to another dimension so I invented this machine so I could find my keys. It's almost finished but I accidentally picked up a few things, including that little gnome in a cage."

Doofenshmritz pointed to a random gnome in a small cage and that gnome just happened to familiar to Dipper. "Schmebulock."

It was at this moment, Dipper and Amity thought of an idea. "Wait a minute, you invented a machine that can go into other dimensions?" Dipper asked.

"Yes." Doofenshmritz replied. "Even though I don't remember it."

"Well, maybe you could invent another dimension travelling machine that will send us to our dimensions." Amity suggested. "Maybe you'll find your keys if you did."

"Yeah but there's the problem, I don't know what dimension you're from." Doofenshmritz explained. "Since there's this multiverse theory."

"Maybe you can use some of our DNA for your inator in order to trace our dimension of origin." Amity continued.

"How will that work?" Doofenshmritz asked. "I mean, it seems unlikely that would work."

"Dude, you made a machine that can literally turn anyone evil!" Polly yelled. "And by the way, can I keep the Make-Up-Your-Mind-inator? Because I have a teenage girl who needs to make up her mind on if she wants to watch Suspicion Island or go on an adventure!"

It didn't take long for Doofenshmritz to make up his mind because soon he pulled out his toolkit and started to make modifications on his machine.

"Oh Perry the Platypus, since you're here, could you by any chance help out a bit?" Doofenshmritz asked. "This isn't an evil scheme, I'm just helping people out. Yes, I know I have a demon in my lab, but he seems like a good kid."

Perry then rolled his eyes and grabbed a blowtorch and was about to use it for good use.

"You fight this guy on a daily bases?" Dipper asked.

Perry replied with his signature clicking noise which Dipper took as a definite yes. "I feel very sorry for you." Amity said.

Back in Dipper's universe, Pacifica was digging through Old Man McGucket's old junkyard for parts for Ford's portal.

Despite the fact she was getting dirt all over her favourite purple shirt and jacket, she went through if she wanted to see her boyfriend again.

While Pacifica continued to dig through the scrap, a pants-less Soos ran past being chased by Melody and Wendy.

"Soos, take off that shirt!" Melody demanded. "Can't you see it's changing you?!"

"Never dude!" Soos responded. "It is my precious!"

Pacifica turned to look at the incident that was ensuing but soon shrugged it off and continued to dig through the junk. Just then, two mysterious people in black started to approach Pacifica with their badges out.

"Excuse me." The woman with brown hair called out.

Pacifica turned to face them just as she put a piece of scarp in her pocket. "What?"

"Pacifica Northwest, my name is Richard P and this is my partner Rachel P."

"May me and my husband inquire why you are digging through the trash?" Rachel asked.

"I dropped….My…My…" Pacifica quickly threw her phone down the pile of trash in an effort to not look suspicious. "…My phone."

"You sure you aren't digging through the trash to get parts for a machine your boyfriend's uncle is working on?" Rachel asked.

"No." Pacifica lied.

"Miss Northwest, me and my wife know of your boyfriend and his great uncle, Stanford Pines." Richard explained. "Our sources say Stanford disappeared into another dimension for 30 years while his brother Stanley, assumed his identity and turned his house into a tourist trap called the Mystery Shack."

Pacifica stared at the agents with a nervous expression as she pulled her phone out of the junk. "How did you know?"

"It doesn't matter how we know, what matters is what we know." Richard replied. "You get yourself into a lot of danger."

"You can keep going if you wish, our source will fill us in on the details." Rachel replied. "So, keep doing what you do best, just know that our source will always be watching."

The two agents walked out of the junkyard while Pacifica just watched on with worry. Who is their source? And what will they do if they find out more information?

Doofenshmritz Evil Incorporated!

Back in the other universe, Dipper, Amity, Tom and Polly froze after hearing a strange jingle which Doofenshmritz was very familiar with.

"Did anyone else hear a jingle or was that me?" Dipper asked.

"Oh yeah, that's my evil jingle." Doofenshmritz replied.

The teens froze with wide eyed disbelief over the so-called evil scientist's explanation.

"Why do you have that?!" Polly asked.

"What's the point of having your own jingle?" Tom asked.

"Oh what, does the underworld not have its own jingle?" Doofenshmritz asked.

"We did once, but it didn't suit well with my mom." Tom replied. "Even though it was her idea."

"But be honest, what's the point of the jingle?" Amity asked.

"Establishing shots." Doofenshmritz's response got all of the teens quiet. Establishing shots?

"I…I…I…I don't know how to respond to that." Dipper commented.

"Well, welcome to my universe." Doofenshmritz retorted. "Where anything could happen like building a rocket, fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Discovering something that doesn't exist or giving a monkey a shower. Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots or looking for Frankenstein's brain. Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent or driving your sister insane."

"And does this stuff usually happen?" Amity asked.

"I once found a dodo bird." Doofenshmritz replied before making a few tiny adjustments. "How does it look Perry the Platypus?"

Perry the Platypus rolled out from underneath the machine on a skateboard and gave the evil scientist a thumbs up.

"Okay, now I need one's DNA." Doofenshmritz said as he pulled out a laser from a drawer and approached the teens and tadpole. "Behold the Mobile-DNA-Dimension-Hopping-inator. And beside Perry the Platypus is the DNA-Dimension-Hopping-inator. So, thanks for helping me repair that Perry the Platypus."

Perry made his signature clicking response as a sign of you're welcome.

"Okay, I need one of your DNA." Doofenshmritz informed the four. "So whose universe are we going into first?"

"I think we should go into Dipper's." Tom replied.

"I agree with Tom." Amity responded. "Because who knows what that evil lizard is doing."

"I don't mind where we're going, just pick a place!" Polly demanded.

"Well, I guess that's me." Dipper said. "Just pick a hair and-Ow!"

Doofenshmritz was holding a bit of Dipper's hair from his head between his index finger and thumb. He sighed with frustration before trying again. "Huh, this worked in movies."

"Or how about I just spit into your inator?" Dipper suggested.

"Yeah, that works." Doofenshmirtz said before Dipper spat into a capsule on the top of the gun, which caused it to glow green a bit.

"Okay, according to this, it should take about…..Oh dear, that's a lot of jumps." Doofenshmritz commented.

"So, we're gonna have to jump through a few dimensions to get to mine?" Dipper asked.

"Unfortunately, so prepare yourselves if things get weird." Doofnshmirtz requested.

"And if it's too weird, can I do something horrible to it?" Polly asked.

"Maybe not." Amity suggested. "Who knows what could happen?"

Doofenshmritz then fired the inator to wall, revealing an open portal.

While Dipper, Amity, Tom and Polly jumped through the portal, Doofenshmritz looked back at Perry the Platypus. "Do you mind watching this place while I'm gone? I don't trust Norm with guarding my inators after the last incident."

Perry saluted the mad scientist while Doofenshmritz jumped into the portal.

Once Doofenshmritz was gone, Perry walked to the Underwear-inator and pushed the self destruct button, causing it to explode.

"Don't worry Perry the Platypus, I shall take the blame." Doofenshmritz's robot, Norm offered.

Meanwhile, Dipper, Doofenshmritz, Amity, Tom and Polly were in a dimension where everything was made of cotton candy and everybody were unicorns. They also saw a random gummy bear with a face fly pass pulling a face like he was hallucinating.

"I am telling your paaaaaaareeeeeeents." The bear said while floating past.

The bizarre imagery was so confusing and uncomfortable to the five that Doofenshmritz quickly opened another portal.

"What is this place?" Tom asked.

"I don't know, burn it down before it haunts my nightmares!" Polly demanded.

"Guys, let's not burn it down." Dipper suggested. "This place is too weird for that."

"Is it gonna get weirder?" Amity asked Doofenshmritz.

"I don't know." Doofenshmritz replied before jumping into another portal with the others soon following.

The five soon made it to another dimension where they were being chased by a stampede of wildebeests down an empty gorge.

But due to Polly being in a bucket, Tom had to carry her so the little tadpole wouldn't get trampled on.

The scientist quickly opened up another portal where this time, the five ended up running on a never ending treadmill which shot Dipper off.

Once Dipper recovered, Doofenshmritz opened another portal where this time, they were in the Boiling Isles where Amity's girlfriend, Luz, was asking out Hunter: The Golden Guard after an incident with Hooty where it was similar to how Luz and Amity got together but only Hunter was Amity.

This sight obviously frustrated the with that she readied her abomination just in case, but luckily, Dipper stopped her and Doofenshmritz opened up another portal.

The five then ended up in a universe where everywhere was a trampoline. The human contraption was confusing to Amity and Polly since they came from realms where trampolines don't exist and it almost made Doofenshmritz lose his inator.

The mad scientist luckily opened another portal, this time, the five ended up in a universe where there was a family laughing at a TV show called Everybody Loved Raymond But Now They Love Chris Who They Hated For Some Strange Reason.

Tom laughed at the show, but knowing that time was of the essence, Doofenshmritz opened another portal where this time, they ended up in a universe where Genghis Khan had opened up a salon called Genghis' Spas.

The sight of one of the most evil historical figures giving people free massages was baffling that Doofenshmritz opened up another portal.

In some other universe, a grey bearded man wearing glasses was having a Chinese with a man with a brown goatee and brown hair, a woman with black long brown hair, a good looking man with a mullet and stubble; and a woman with blonde hair.

The man with the mullet opened his fortune cookie and read the fortune. But the man raised his eyebrow in confusion since he looked like he didn't understand the fortune.

"Hey Dan, what does my fortune mean?" The man with the mullet asked the grey haired man.

"Well Rider, I don't know what your fortune is, could you read it?" Dan suggested.

"Sure." Rider cleared his throat and started to read his fortune. "You and your friends will see your reflections run past."

"I don't get that." The woman with black hair responded. "Jason, you've done weird stuff what does it mean?"

"Oh I get it, I've been on a mystery show so I must know everything." Jason retorted sarcastically. "You play a pretty smart character, Mae, how about you explain?"

There was an awkward silence at first since they were thinking hard about the fortune and what it meant.

"I'm Amanda!" The woman with blonde woman exclaimed.

Just then, a portal opened beside the friends and Amity, Doofenshmritz, Dipper, Tom and Polly ran passed. But the five walked back to look at the people with an amount of confusion on their faces, since these humans looked quite three dimensional compared to their two dimensional designs. As well as the pals seeing the two dimensional characters with confusion.

"I don't know why, but this somehow feels meta." Doofenshmritz commented.

"I was about to say the same thing." Dan commented.

"I'm a little thirsty right now!" Polly exclaimed. "Hey black haired human, throw me some water!"

"No time to steal people's food we gotta get going!" Dipper responded before pushing the Mobile-DNA-Dimension-Hopping-inator, causing a portal to open and for Dipper, Tom, Doofenshmritz, Amity and Polly to run in while the three dimensional humans were confused.

"Did your fortune come true?" Mae asked Rider.

"I have no idea." Rider replied before him and the other actors at the table all sat in confused silence.

"I'm Amanda!"

And soon, Dipper and his acquaintances arrived in what appeared to be the Gravity Falls swimming pool. A sight that was welcoming but Dipper didn't know since with there being alternative universes, he didn't know if this was truly his Earth.

"Is this, your Earth?" Tom asked.

"I'm not sure." Dipper replied.

"This is the human realm?" Amity asked with a hint of disappointment in her voice.

"If this is water then it really needs cleaning." Polly commented. "That pond looks dirtier than what they have in Amphibia."

"Is it even a pond?" Amity asked.

"Wait, have you two not been to Earth?" Doofenshmritz asked.

"First time." Polly replied.

"Well, I hope it will be your last." Said a familiar sinister voice that made Dipper's skin crawl, less than Bill Cipher but still pretty skin crawling.

And out of the shadows came Toffee, still in his trademark outfit and holding a metallic weapon.

"Hello Dipper." Toffee said.

The sight of Toffee made Dipper and Tom glare at the lizard man while Doofenshmritz smiled.

"Toffee." Dipper snarled.

"Oh hey, I know him." Doofenshmritz said.

The sight of Doofenshmritz made Toffee groan at the sight of his former roommate while everyone stared at Doofenshmritz in surprise. "Oh, you're here." Toffee said with disappointment.

"Wait, you know him?" Dipper asked.

"Yes." Doofenshmritz replied. "He was my roommate for a while and he helped me with the majority of my evil schemes that were foiled by Perry the Platypus."

"Wait, Dipper told you about Toffee and it never came to your mind that the lizard man might've been your former roommate?" Amity asked angrily.

"Hey I may be an evil scientist, but I'm not a biased one." Doofenshmritz retorted.

"Not biased?!" Tom exclaimed. "That lizard has threatened and almost killed my girlfriend on many occasions!"

"Ah, so your Star's boy-"

"I'm sorry, sorry, not biased?" Doofenshmritz repeated.

"Isn't being biased kind of evil?" Polly asked.

"You are the worst evil scientist ever." Dipper said.

"Silence!" Toffee demanded.

"Well, since you're not being nice to me, I guess I have to do the evilest thing right now." Doofenshmritz said before throwing the Mobile-DNA-Dimension-Hopping-inator into the pool causing his team to be shocked. "And I just betrayed you, so good luck getting home!"

"What the heck Doof?!" Polly angrily asked.

"You traitor." Dipper said with gritted teeth.

"Well, it may be out of nowhere and it is." Doofenshmritz said. "But, since I was reunited with my roommate and you hurt my feelings, I'm betraying you and joining the Scalesman."

"I hate you so much." Tom said.

"Yeah well, it's not like he's gonna shoot lightning out of his fingers." Doofenshmritz then started walking up towards Toffee in an effort to join him but Toffee responded by shooting lightning from his fingers, something that left Doofenshmritz smoking and shocked. "Huh, I'm having second thoughts about this betrayal." Doofenshmritz then collapsed.

Amity prepared her Abomination, Tom lit his hands in fire, Dipper put his fists up nervously while Polly pulled out a laser from her bucket. Something that made Dipper raise an eyebrow.

"Polly, where did you get that laser?" Dipper asked.

"From Doofenshmritz's lab." Polly replied. "Don't know what it does, but it looks dangerous and Polly Dangerous Plantar is my full name."

"Okay, are we sure she isn't evil?" Doofenshmritz asked. "She has serious problems and-" Before Doofenshmritz could finish, Toffee just shot him with lightning again.

"And we can have you shut up." Toffee responded. "Now, let's see what you four have."

"You think your little magic scares me?" Tom asked with a smug smile.

"Why are you being arrogant?" Doofenshmritz asked. "I mean, did you see what happened to me?" Just then, Toffee shot Doofenshmritz with lightning again. "I should stop talking."

"Well, have you handled this magic?" Toffee asked. "Strike me down with all your anger, Lucitor."

Tom fired a wave of fire at Toffee who held his hand out in front of him and used his power to separate the wave of fire so he would come out unburnt.

The sight of Toffee doing this made Tom freeze in surprise. Someone came out unburnt from his flame powers? Someone that wasn't him, his mother or his mother's side of the family?

"Well, that's unexpected." Tom commented.

"As you can see, my time with my temporary master has made me gain powers I never thought I had in me." Toffee started. "And weapons I never thought I'd never get my hands on." Toffee then switched on his crooked looking weapon, revealing some kind of red glowing blade. "This weapon is what we call the lightsaber. This weapon was retrieved when my master killed his master's former apprentice, since then, I have mastered and killed everyone who came into my way. Prepare to join them!"

Amity readied her Abomination and used it to form a fist that Toffee avoided with a small movement. Then Dipper tried to attack him with a punch, but the evil lizard used his new power to push Dipper into a changing room, destroying the door.

Polly managed to fire her laser, but the evil lizard used his lightsaber to deflect it, causing the beam to scrape Tom's jacket. The tiny little scrape on the demon prince's jacket caused him to get angry that fired a beam of fire at Toffee, but the lizard man jumped over the fire like some kind of frog.

He landed behind Tom and tried to strike him down with his lightsaber, but Amity used her Abomination to block the lightsaber from hitting the demon prince and then Polly tried to shoot Toffee with her laser, but Toffee used his force powers to stop it in midair. And then his force powers to force push Tom into the pool and Amity backwards, but still using her magic to block it so she wouldn't get far.

Dipper then ran out of the changing room, holding a shovel, intending to hit Toffee with it. But the lizard was quick enough to use his lightsaber to chop the blade off, leaving only a burning wooden staff.

"POLLY ATTACK!" Polly then jumped out of her bucket and started punching Toffee's head, causing the lizard man to drop his lightsaber on the ground.

But when Toffee had enough, he took Polly off his head and threw her in the pool. He was about to use the force to get his lightsaber back, but Amity picked it up while Dipper stabbed the lizard man in the back with the stick.

Toffee snarled at Dipper before force pushing him back into the wall and pulled the stick out of his back.

Amity then formed her Abomination into a fist that Toffee managed to stop thanks to his force powers and he then electrocuted Amity with the force lightning from his fingers, causing the cotton candy haired girl to scream in pain. Then, Toffee got hit on the head by a bucket, thrown by Doofenshmritz, but it didn't do anything which disappointed the evil pharmacist.

"Oh come on I thought that would've worked!" Doofenshmritz groaned before Toffee decided to force lightning shock him again.

But the lightning was stopped by Tom, who got in front of the lightning, causing him to be shot backwards into Doofenshmritz.

Amity tried to punch Toffee again with her Abomination fist, but he used his force powers to knock her out.

He smiled sinisterly before noticing Polly struggling to jump out of the swimming pool. "Give me a few minutes!" Polly yelled out. "I'm not used to this new environment."

"All too easy." Toffee said before getting stabbed in the back with a pitchfork by Dipper.

The male Pines twin was about to do it again, but Toffee then started to force choke the male Pines twin, causing him to hold his neck and his eyes going red. All while Toffee smiled sinisterly.

"You have lost Dipper." Toffee said. "There's nothing you can do about it. Unless, more will try and stop me."

"Like familiar faces?!" Asked a voice that made the usually calm Toffee to flinch and to let go of Dipper, who took a lot of deep breaths to pull himself together.

Toffee turned around and saw his arch nemesis, Star Butterfly standing with Pacifica and Mabel.

He pulled his signature sinister smile. "Hello Princess."

"Toffee, you look healthy." Star said.

"Thank you." Toffee said. "My suit has been modified to repair after heavy damage. Impressive, right?"

"You cheat! Where can I buy one?!" Mabel asked.

"Silence!" Toffee demanded. "With the extent of my new powers, you can not stop me, Princess."

"I won't." Star responded, surprising Toffee.

"Why?!" Toffee asked. "Are you lazy?! Do you expect these kids and pharmacist…."

"Right here!" Doofenshmritz yelled.

"….that I've defeated with ease, to back up to defeat me."

"No." Star replied.

"We're just waiting for my boyfriend's Grunkle to freeze you." Pacifica replied.

Before Toffee could react, he was frozen into a block of ice, leaving him with a petrified expression. Ford walked up towards the teens while Stan checked on Dipper to see if he was okay.

"You okay, kid?" Stan asked.

"I almost got choked to death." Dipper replied. "And my allies aren't too good."

"Yeah, I was about to ask what was with the smoking pharmacist." Stan said.

"Even when I'm a new universe, people still think I'm a pharmacist!" Doofenshmritz yelled. "Why does this keep happening to me?"

But when Dipper was about to get up, he got tackled by Pacifica who attacked him with a kiss and a hug that caught the teenage boy by surprise.

She pulled out of the kiss with tears falling from her eyes. "I thought I lost you!"

Then Mabel pushed Pacifica aside and pulled her own brother into a massive sisterly hug that started to make Dipper choke a bit.

"You had me scared Bro bro!" Mabel exclaimed happily.

"I missed you too." Dipper said. "But, I had a great friend looking out for me." Dipper pointed to Amity, who had just awoken from her unconscious state and shook her head.

"Aww man, did we win?" Amity asked before noticing Pacifica and opening her eyes wide in surprise. "Pacifica?"

"Amity?" Pacifica asked.

"Aww, how come Pacifica gets to meet an elf and I don't?!" Mabel asked like she was insulted.

"I'm not an elf." Amity said. "And judging by your attitude, you must be Mabel."

"Yup, and I love your hair." Mabel complimented.

"Wait, hold on, you two know each other?" Stan asked his future niece-in-law.

"Yeah, I came here during that whole Solaria event and-"

"Wait, you know my grandmother?" Star asked.

"Wait, what's going on?!" Doofenshmritz asked.

"Wait, what's with the pharmacist?" Mabel asked.

"Wait, why does everyone think he's a pharmacist?" Tom asked.

Wait, how did you find me?" Dipper asked.

"Wait, why is the inator marked waterproof when Doofenshmritz made it out like he destroyed it?" Polly asked.

There was a long awkward silence between everyone since there was a lot of explaining to do.

"Okay, I forgot I marked the inator was waterproof." Doofenshmritz commented.

It took three hours at the Shack to explain everything. Everything from the history of Gravity Falls, how Star randomly came into Gravity Falls where she interrupted Ford finishing the machine to find Dipper and hearing the incident coming from the swimming pool, how Pacifica knew Solaria, how Pacifica mat and befriended Amity, how Dipper survived and how Dipper met everyone he had on his adventure.

"Wow, that's a lot to take in." Stan said.

"Mmm Hmm." Everyone agreed.

"So, what now?" Polly asked from the comfort of her bucket.

"Well, knowing Toffee, I say he isn't done for good." Star responded.

"Why not?" Doofenshmritz asked. "We threw his frozen body into the freezer, he'll not burst out."

"Well said pharmacist." Mabel's response made Doofenshmritz sigh.

"Stop calling me a pharmacist!" Doofenshmritz demanded.

"No, Toffee isn't done with." Dipper said. "He has an army and he wants Grunkle Stan for whatever strange reason and judging by the things that are happening, we're gonna need all the help we can get."

"But Dipper, are we sure these five will help us?" Pacifica asked. "I mean, they appear to have their own adventures. I doubt they can help."

"Who said we can't?" Amity responded. "While I am still helping my girlfriend, I will help you as well. And maybe Luz, Eda and King as well. Dipper, I assure you, we will help you defeat Toffee once and for all. You have my knowledge."

"And my powers." Tom interjected.

"And my magic." Star interjected while holding up her wand.

"And my inators." Doofenshmritz responded.

"And my new pick axe." Polly yelled while holding a crossbow.

The sight of different people from other universes wanting to help made Dipper smile that he was overwhelmed that tears were about to fall from his eyes. But it wasn't just Dipper, Ford was surprised how many people wanted to help them out in their time of need. As well as Stan, Pacifica and Mabel.

Mabel then stood up on the table and yelled, "Very well, we shall be known as the Fellowship of the Falls!"

"No! No! No!" Everyone agreed.

"Absolutely not." Dipper said.

"Totally." Star agreed.

"Did we even need a name?" Amity asked.

"Team names are unnecessary." Stan agreed.

"Hey, where's Soos?" Dipper soon asked.

Epilogue

Outside the Shack, Wendy and Melody were looking up at the totem where Soos, now grey and skinny, was feasting on a fish while still wearing his awesome shirt.

"Soos, get down!" Melody demanded. "We have a wedding very soon."

"Dude, you need to pay me!" Wendy demanded. "Get down and take off that shirt and don't make what I'm saying seem weird!"

"But I must keep the precious." Soos responded. "Must keep precious T-Shirt! Soos! Soos! Soos! Soos!"

"Okay, we wait until he's asleep." Melody whispered. "Then we take the shirt off."

"Melody! You're making it sound weird!"