Back in Fairy World, they were back in the Cave of Destiny.

Jorgen shouted, "What are you saying? That I missed a part of the cave prophecy? Turner. Pines. I have the eyes of an eagle, the speed of a puma, and the wisdom of a great horned owl!"

Dipper waved his hand, trying to clear the air. He stated, "And the breath of a skunk!"

Jorgen shot him a look as Timmy went over to another part of the cave. He clapped as it instantly became light.

He read, "Part Two: How to Find the Second Wand."

Jorgen grimaced, "Okay, maybe it is the eyes of a mole and the wisdom of a clothes hamper but I still have the strength of a lion!"

Dipper took a few notes and questioned, "There's a second wand?"

Cosmo pointed to a cave drawing that shows the Eliminators taking over Fairy World as he commented, "Hey, check this cave drawing out! This looks like the Eliminators taking over Fairy World!" He started laughing then stopped. He added, realizing what he just said, "Corndog, what?"

...

Meanwhile, in downtown Fairy World, Cupid's chocolate arrived while he's having lunch with Juandissimo.

Cupid complained, "Argh, this is solid! I said that I wanted my heart filled with caramel and nugget!"

Juandissimo questioned, "Why don't you have a salad for once? Caramel makes you irritable."

Cupid replied, "No, what makes me irritable is how busy it is in downtown Fairy World. What's with all the fairies?"

At his words, some of the fairies turned into Eliminators.

Juandissimo stated, "Those aren't fairies! Those are Eliminators!"

They all fly off, screaming as the Eliminators sucked them up.

...

Back in the Cave of Destiny, Jorgen rubbed his head.

Jorgen stated, "I just felt a disturbance in the fairy force like a thousand fairies cried out in agony. We must quickly decipher part two of the prophecy and stop the Darkness...again."

Mark took out some reading glasses as he told them, "Okay, it says, 'the second wand is on the dark side of the blue moon'."

Timmy looked surprised as he asked, "It's written in Yugopotamian?"

Dipper exclaimed, taking notes, "Fascinating!"

Mark took off his reading glasses and answered, "Cha and I got to tell you. It's kind of freaking me out a little."

Jorgen stated, "You're freaked? I think my mole vision just saw those stalagmites moved!"

Just then, the stalagmites turn into Eliminators. The Eliminators opened a vortex into the Darkness, taking the fairies' wands.

Jorgen yelled, "Ah! Our wands!"

That's when the Top Eliminator threw a net at them, capturing them.

Mark screamed as he latched onto Timmy and Dipper, crying, "Ah! Hold me, Turner and Pines!"

The Top Eliminator stated, "And now I have you!"

All three of them screamed as a porthole opened behind them. The Top Eliminator was confused. Where did that come from?

The Top Eliminator changed the subject, "Put these with the others. Then find and eliminate Timmy Turner."

Wanda asked, "What does he mean by "others"?"

...

Back in Abracatraz; Cupid and Juandissimo were in a cell together.

Cupid stated, "You cannot keep all of Fairy World locked up! Love always conquers Darkness."

Juandissimo added, "And my sexiness can never be contained!" Just then, he ripped his shirt to prove his point. "See?"

The metal door locked on their cell. In another cell; Wanda, Cosmo, Poof, and Jorgen were tossed into it. The Eliminators closed it and walked away.

Wanda groaned, "Oh no! We're locked in Abracatraz, Fairy World's maximum security prison and who knows what happened to Timmy and Dipper!"

...

Back in Dimmsdale, the porthole opened as Timmy, Dipper, and Mark, arriving back in Timmy's room.

Dipper questioned, "How'd we survive that?"

Timmy shrugged, unsure. Mark started to freak out as he asked, "What's going on?!"

Dipper explained, "Bill Cipher took over Gravity Falls and brought forth Weirdmaggedon and this Darkness."

Timmy added, "And the Darkness wants to destroy me but if we can find the second wand, we can destroy the Darkness first."

Dipper reminded, "And get back to Gravity Falls."

Mark pointed out, "Yeah, no. You see it's the Chosen Uno, not the Chosen Duo. So, you go out and battle the suck-y bots and the not Chosen One...that's moa, will stay here and nosh and these tiny tubes of spicy flesh."

With that, Mark relaxed on Timmy's bed, munching down some weenies.

Dipper pointed out, "But you lost your entire planet to that thing. And you read the prophecy!"

Timmy asked, "Now are you a man or a mouse?"

Mark spins his fake-i-fire as he turns into a green mouse and responded, "Like, squeak?"

Timmy hissed, "Fine, Dipper and I will do it. At least we won't be fooled by their surprise attacks."

Dipper started to add, "Oh yeah, we got..."

Tamara called upstairs, "Oh Timmy!"

Terrance added, "We have a surprise for you!"

Timmy ran down the stairs as he jumped up and down.

He happily asked, "Surprise? You said surprise? Boy wants surprise!"

Both his parents turned around as their eyes turned green and stated in unison, "Eliminate Timmy Turner!"

Timmy freaked out and fainted. Dipper and Mark run down the stairs. Mark got on Timmy's chest. Dipper got a rope and tied up their feet.

Dipper shouted to Mark, "Now!"

Mark turned into a kangroo and stated, "Suck-y bots, say hello to the 'Chang'aroo."

With that, Mark knocked out the two Eliminators using one kick and they fled with Timmy. They all went outside as Timmy woke up.

Timmy commented, "Thanks guys."

Dipper replied, "Don't mention it."

Mark stated, "It's what sidekicks do."

...

Meanwhile, back in Abracatraz, the Dimmsdale crew walked in with the Eliminators right behind them. The two guards had their blasters drawn as they walked down the halls, passing by cell after cell. Some contained fairies, some contained anti-fairies, some contained Pixies, some contained the citizens of Dimmsdale, and so on.

Tamara asked, "Where are we again?"

Terrance shrugged as he answered, "The last thing I remember was us getting sucked into a man who looked exactly like me!"

A.J. spoke, "I surmise that we were abducted by some sort of alien race that can shape shift into any form they want."

Terrance added, "Either that or was a bad batch of cocktail weenies..."

The Eliminator spoke, "The kid is right. We're aliens."

Trixie looked like she was ready to laugh as she asked sarcastically, "Aliens? Right. What are you going to show us next? Fairies?"

Terrance laughed, "Ha! There isn't a bad batch of weenies in the world bad enough to get me into believing that." That's when the Eliminators opened the cell and they saw Wanda, Cosmo, Poof, and Jorgen. He added, in shock, "Bad! Bad weenies!"

With that, they all fainted.

Cosmo cheered, "Awesome! A fainting party!"

With that, Cosmo fainted. As the Eliminators closed the cells, they used their new roller skates and boom boxes to head off.

Wanda yelled, "Get us out of here!"

Jorgen commented, "Fear not, Wanda. For if I know Timmy Turner, he is probably hurdling through space with the speed of a space cheetah to obtain the second wand and saving us all!"

Just when Wanda was about to ask, the cell opened up again. Standing there were Dana, Alex, Pacifica, Sheriff Blubs, Grenda, and Candy. Wanda paled. That could not be good.

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Wishmaker1028: Originally I was going to have the whole party from the Shack captured but it would mean a lot of people on the blue moon. So I decided to just have a few people here. Please read and review! And always think outside of the box!