DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fuhen Sentai Seirenger nor the Super Sentai franchise as a whole, they are owned by kagami5566 and Toei respectively
There's a horizon of an empty road. The heat is rising from the ground. Then slowly, come out a group of bike gang (actually 2 choppers and 2 cycles with sidecars). They slowly approach the tv screen(?), when 3 legs (color red, yellow, and blue) stomped on the ground blocking the view of the bike gang...
[Play Opening]
It's the Seiranger (Akagi, Mitsui, and Hikari in Seigear)! They came to confront with the bike gang. The bike gang stopped at thier front. There are 4 bikers in the gang. The yellow mohawk and leather trenchcoat guy who I suggest is the leader jumps off the chopper.
Mitsui:"Hey you punk! We'll gonna fight you!
Hikari:"You keep doing wrong things here in town! I heard it in the news!"
2nd biker w/ spiky blond hair:"Oh, the news...they depict us..."
Akagi:"Well, how about the police!?"
3rd biker w/ lotsa braided locks:"Oh, they can't see the good in what we're doing"
Mitsui:"Oh, this irritates me! You bad guys, or what? Pretending to be innocent?"
4th female biker w/ bandanna:"We just have to do what is needed, boy."
Akagi:"Then why do bad stuff, like stealing the bakery?!"
1st biker, the leader:"Oh, we just needed food for us to eat, son. Common sense."
Akagi:"Common sense?! You just stole it! We just have to kick your butt to start using your common sense in doing good!"
1st biker:"Make me!"
Then the fighting begins! Just imagine a fight between Super Sentai and the grunts, but the grunts are stronger. (sorry I have to say this, since usually the heroes always beat the grunts:) ) Then unfortunately, the Seiranger are unconscious and flat on the ground. The Seigear disappeared while the godbracer is shining. The leader (1st biker) went to them.
1st biker:"Hmmm...Interesting. I thought they were some cosplayers acting like heroes."
3rd biker:"I like their suits. They disappear quickly...(idea bulb)Hey! Maybe we can use that!"
1st biker:"How?"
3rd biker:"By wearing them!" (1st biker hits 2nd biker in the head) "Oww!"
2nd biker:"Hey Shinji! we're the Gunigumi bike gang! We don't wear costumes!"
4th biker:"How about we sell them? I'm sure we can get loads of cash for some hi-tech costume!"
1st biker:"Hey, good idea, Kia..." (Gets Godbracers off from Seiranger's wrists)
Shinji (3rd biker):"Boss, what do we gonna do with these teenies?"
1st biker:"Well, we can bring them to the hangout place and take care of the kids. Shoutaro! Kia! Tie them up and let's bring them back home."
And so they got Akagi, Mitsui, and Hikari as captives and brought them to the Gunigumi's hangout place, a shack hidden in a building. As the bike gang enter the shack, there are little kids happily greeting them a good afternoon.
Kid 1:"Welcome Big brother! Did you see any police today?"
Kid 2:"Big brother! What's your surprise?"
Shoutaro (2nd biker):(whispers to boss)"Hey Takashi, do we have to show them what we got?"
Takashi (1st biker):(whisper)"Not now.. (speaks to kids) Well, nothing today!, but I brought along some friends! (Shows the three teens)"
The kids went to the tied-up teens and remove the ropes. Suddenly the teens wake up. The looks in their faces show confusion.
Akagi:"Wh...what's happening?"
Kid 3:"Hello! Welcome to the Gunigumi hangout place!"
Mitsui:"Wait...You!(points at Takashi) You punk! What did you do to us?!"
Shinji:"Hey! Watch who your talking to!"
Takashi:"I'm sorry I had to do this to you...I really have to do anything to live with these kids."
Hikari:"Kids? (looks at the kids) Or you mean those kids? (points at bikers)
Kia (4th biker):"Hey! Anyways, those kids are only orphans. Since our boss Takashi here is very kind to orphans, he wants to help them. So we have to do more stealing than we did in the past."
Akagi:"Why can't you find a job and not steal?"
Shoutaro:"Well, we've been a bike gang for so long, we wasted our money on customizing our bikes...hehehe."
Takashi:"So we have to steal to live! Now with these kids as future members, we have to steal more so we can help them, and when they grow up, they will help us living!"
Mitsui:"Influencing them to be bad guys...great."
Takashi:"So while we do our job, can you do me a favor? Can you take care of the kiddies while we're away?"
Mitsui:"What the heck! Me, a baby sitter?! No way!"
Hikari:"But, he's a good man and kind to kids! Even though he's a thief. I think we should help him. I also like taking care of kids!"
Akagi:"I don't know... Your idea is kinda crazy..."
Takashi:"Ok, will you do it?...In exchange for these bracelets.."
Mitsui:"Huh? Hey! Give that back!"
Shinji:"Hahaha! What will you do now? You have to follow boss! Or else you can't get your costumes-in-a-bracelet! It will be miiiiiiineee!
Kia:"Shut up Shinji!" (hit him on the head)
Kids (1-4):"Yeah!"
Shoutaro:"Hey boss? I thought we'll sell that things?"
Takashi:"Uh, I don't mind.. It's just kids stuff...It maybe costs little just like the other toys out there...(Talks to teens)So, what do you think?"
Mitsui:"I still don't like kids! (remembers the cat incident)"
Takashi:"Well, if you don't want to watch my kids, how about helping us rob a bank today...huh?"
Hikari:"That's a bad thing! I prefer watching the kids than stealing!"
Mitsui:"Actually it's better than watching the kids. What am I saying? I'm not your pawn to be ordered around!"
Hikari:"Hmph! I will stay here and take care of the kids. You Akagi?"
Akagi:"Well, I can't decide, since they have the GodBracer...maybe we have to obey them to get it back."
Mitsui:"But...oh, ok...fine...I'm cooperating..."
Akagi:"I think I'm joining them robbing. I don't like watching kids either! (laughs with Mitsui)."
Takashi:"Well good for you! Since you're joining us, you will become members of the Gunigumi bike gang!"
Shinji:"Them? Are you sure, boss?"
Shoutaro:"Will you trust them?"
Kia:"Well, you have their bracelets...but will they betray?"
Takashi:"Hmmm...I think not. They have pure souls as young persons. It may help them realize that we do stealing for my kids' sake."
3 bikers:"Ok, boss. You said it."
And so, The Gunigumi bike gang, with Akagi and Mitsui, move out the hangout place and go speedily along the highway. after 5 minutes, they reached a regular bank building. When they approach the bank, they saw a robber with guns getting out the money. They are here to also steal the money!
Takashi:"What the...They broke-in before us?!"
Shinji:"What do we do, Boss?"
Shoutaro:"We're too late! We can't do anything!"
Takashi:"Should we head to another bank?...I got an idea! How about we let these two decide what we do!"
Mitsui:"Hey! Don't point at me! Ask this nerdy guy here." (points at Akagi)
Akagi:"Hey! I don't look like a nerd! Anyways, how about we get their money?"
Kia:"But that is risky! The bank might already called for the police! If we go there right now, we might be involved in the trouble!"
Shoutaro:"But Kia,...we need the money."
Shinji:"Yeah! let's do it!"
Akagi:"Wait! We don't get the money for our own. How about we act as good guys and we might be rewarded."
Shinji:"That's bull! Do you think we'll get rewarded being a bike gang!?"
Takashi:"Shut up. I think it's a good idea, if we're lucky... Shoutaro! Shinji! Block the robber's way! Kia! Help me get the money from the robber! You two guys!...Uh..."
Mitsui:"We're Mitsui and Akagi."
Takashi:"Oh...Then Mitsui! Akagi! Search for incoming police and tell them we're stopping the robber! Everyone, GO!"
With the striking pose of Takashi suggesting to begin, all the Gunigumi bike gang move out to their jobs! Shoutaro and Shinji ride their bikes towards the robber and suddenly stop in front of him. Kia hurries to the robber and blocks the back way, trapping the robber in the middle, as she gets his guns from his hands before he shoots. Takashi then moves fast to the robber with his chopper, and he quickly swipes the money bag away from the robber! Mitsui and Akagi search for the incoming police, and found them near a bridge quite a few blocks from the bank.
Akagi:"Help! There's a robber in the bank! Help those people who's stopping him!"
Officer:"Someone's stopping him? Show me quickly! Those lives are in danger! The robber might have a weapon!"
So Akagi and Mitsui hop on the police's cycles and ride to the scene where the bike gang are. The robber is now tied up being held by Takashi on the arm. Shinji is trying to touch the money bag Shoutaro is holding, but Shoutaro won't let him. The officer went near them and say...
Officer:"Thank you for your cooperation! Are you hurt or anything?"
Takashi:"We're fine! Just a friendly bike gang helping out!"
Officer:"Bike gang?..."
Police 1:"Aren't you the Gunigumi bike gang!?"
Takashi:"Uh..."
Officer:"So, you're the wanted bike gang, eh? Trying to steal the money away from the robber?"
Suddenly, the orphans, together with Hikari, go in between the bike gang and the police. They are trying to stop capturing the bike gang.
Kid 4:"Don't put our big brother to jail!"
Kid 1:"We can't live by ourselves! Our dreams will fail!"
Kid 3:"If we have no food from big bro, we will just wail!"
Kid 2"And...my favorite egg is from a quail!"
Hikari:"Quail?"
Kid 2"I can't think of anything that rhymes with "jail"."
Police 2:"But we can bring you to an orphanage."
Kid 1:"I don't wanna! My big bro can take care of us!"
Police 1:"But how can your "big bro" take care of you? He don't have a job because he's stealing!"
Akagi:"Hey! I have an idea! How about you let the bike gang find a job and you let them off the hook!"
Police 1:"What do you mean? They're criminals!"
Mitsui:"Well, they did good deeds like this one.."
Police 2:"But still..."
Hikari:"But they do that to take care of the kids!"
Officer:"Well I like your idea, kid. Giving them a job can stop their crimes. That's the only way I can think is effective."
Shinji:"Yay! We're off the hook! You'll gonna give us a...Give? You mean giving us police jobs?!"
Officer:"Uh huh. You four will be our temporary highway patrolmen."
Police 1 & 2:"What! That's ridiculous! They're criminals, and they will be policemen?!"
Officer:"Don't worry, we will keep their kids incase something reckless happened, and I'm sure they won't do anything bad because their intentions are good and they will earn the money from the job to take care of the kids."
Takashi:"Why thank you! I don't believe a police officer giving us a chance! Thank you!"
Police 2:"Well,...you helped stop the robber, so thank you too..."
Akagi:"See? You have been rewarded for doing the good deed!"
Kia:"Hey, I don't realized that this will be the result."
Shoutaro:"Well anyway, we now have new jobs! Thanks officer!"
Officer:"But like I said, it's temporary, so you take your skills from this patrol job to apply for other jobs, ok?"
Takashi:"Yessir!"
And so, the police left the scene with Takashi's kids for them to stay there while the bike gang are on the job. And at the bank remains the bikegang and the teens.
Takashi:"Well, thank you for the advice, Akagi."
Akagi:"And you're forgetting something..."
Takashi:"Oh! You're bracelets! Here...(gets it at his trenchcoat pocket)"
Mitsui:"Finally got it back! (wears SeiGear) Now I look like a hero again!"
Shinji:"But I'm really a hero! I stopped a robber! Hahahahaha!"
Mitsui:"Shut up! (fights with Shinji)"
Hikai:"Oh boy.. Well again we didn't become heroes for this day. The seiranger is again failed in their mission...(sighs)"
Kia:"Don't worry! You did help us in getting a job! I consider you heroes."
Shoutaro:"Yeah, but I'm sure there will be a time you will be the main heroes."
Takashi:"So, we'll be going right now! See ya you three! Maybe sometime, when you're on the road! (everyone laughs)"
Akagi:"OK! See ya!"
As the bike gang ride their bikes and go to the police station, the Seiranger bade them goodbye. After they're gone, the three teens were very tired to they decided to go home for supper. Then suddenly, a flashing light appeared at their front and...
Magnian (suddenly appered):"There you are! Why you didn't go to my place?!"
Akagi:"AAH! Don't scare me! Well, we just try to be heroes this day, and...
Mitsui:"We failed..."
Hikari:"And we're tired today so we'll cancel our appointment and switch it to tomorrow..."
Magnian:"No! I can't wait for the SeiGear to be damaged by improper use! I must hold the proper training NOW!"
Mitsui:"But I don't wanna! We just got beaten earlier!"
Magnian:"Got beaten!? You surely must have proper training now! You must come to my place!"
Then, Magnian teleported all of them to his place near the volcano. What will the training be like? What is the relation between the Seiranger getting beaten up and the proper training? Standby after the ending!
[Play ending]
At the forest near a volcano,
(Showing Akagi, Mitsui, and Hikari's faces)
Mitsui:"AAAAH! This hurts so much!
Akagi:"Just..OOWW!...bear...YOWCH!...with...AAAAAH!...it...GAAAA!
Hikari:"EEEE!...so we will become strongerRROOOUUCCHH!
Magnian:"So, how are you feeling?"
All three:"WHY ASK!"
Magnian (holding a very large club):"Because I will give you the grand finale!"
All three (wearing their SeiGear):"WHAAAAT!"
Magnian:"Now your SeiGear can handle any hurtful blow!(swings the club)"
(View of the sky while the Akagi, Mitsui and Hikari shouts ("YOOOOWWWWCCHH!)
Next - Episode 5 - The Little Thief's Story
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Hey guys, sorry about the delay. I forgot to post this yesterday mostly due to me watching the premiere of Revice and working on EoT. Yeah, that's all I kind of have to say...
See ya, I guess...
