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At Himeji High School (the newly rebuilt high school was done while the Seiranger are in the hospital.)
Hikari is having lunch at the cafeteria. She was surrounded by fans because they know Hikari is SeiYellow, but they won't go near her because they might bother her and get beat up. While eating, Hikari notices something going on behind the crowd of fans. When she goes toward that something, she sees a crowd laughing and taunting at someone. As Hikari peeks from the crowd, she sees...
The Shady kid (from episode 8)! He does go to Himeji High School!
[Play Opening]
At the hospital where the Seiranger were staying,
Akagi and Mitsui are just released from the hospital. They had more injuries than Hikari so they were just released today. As they go out to the lobby,..
Mitsui:"Hey Akagi, let's not go to school today! Besides, it's still closed for construction!"
Akagi:"Hmm, yeah, good point. Where do you want to go?"
Kaa-san (Just pops out from nowhere):"TO SCHOOL!"
Akagi and Mitsui:"WAAAH! Don't scare us!"
Akagi:"I thought you were at home? And what do you mean we're going to school?"
Kaa-san:"Tsuyoshi-kun, I've just heard that you're going to be released, so I came here to tell you that there's school today and not go somewhere else!"
Akagi:"Kaa-san, it's 10:00 already! There's no point in going to school! We've missed a lot today!"
Mitsui:"Yeah, and we have to go home and get dressed.."
Kaa-san:"No, there's still 5 classes left! And I brought these uniforms so you won't have to go to class!"
Akagi:"Whaat! (whisper) such killjoy..."
Mitsui:"Haha! Akagi has to go to school! As for me, I'll go home.."
Kaa-san:"Nope, you're not! I have another uniform! It's Tsuyoshi-kun's, but it will fit you!"
Mitsui:"Whaat!?"
Akagi:"Kaa-san, he can't wear my clothes."
Kaa-san:"Don't worry, I'll wash them after he gives it back. And Wakamaru-kun (Mitsui's first name), I'm gonna tell your parents if you don't go to school. I think you already know what will happen to you..."
Mitsui (shudders):"ooooooh...Fine! I'll go to school!"
Back at school,
Hikari is laughing too with the crowd at the Shady kid! Shes remembers the half-time moment during the Jball finals when the Shady kid hit himself with a bat. While she's laughing, she notices the fans around her being suspicious at her, thinking that she's bad and not a Super Sentai role model because she's laughing at the weak-looking shady kid. She starts to stop laughing and become acting like a kind girl to the Shady kid.
Hikari (in her mind):"What the hell! Why do I have to do this? But I have to be kind to him or else the fans might think I'm not Super Sentai material..."
Hikari:"Uh,..Hey people, Leave the Shady kid alone!"
Student 1:"Yes! Yes!"
Student 2:"Shady kid?"
Student 3:"Yeah student 2, I think that's his name because he looks like a shady kid."
Shady kid:"Shut up you! I have a name! (to Hikari) Hi gorgeous! my name is Takano Kota. Or you can call me Kota chan :)!"
Hikari:"Eeewww! Stay away! Geeky nerd!"
Kota-chan:"What's wrong with being a geeky nerd? It's cool! Cool!"
Hikari:"But...You're not normal! You act wierd! You're a midget for a teenager!"
Kota-chan:"So you want a normal guy? I will be a normal guy! (runs off)"
Hikari:"sigh Finally! I'm so irritated with that freaking nerd!"
(Crowd stared at her suspiciously)
Hikari:"Oh! Sorry! I mean, "Let's see what you can do!" (to crowd) Excuse me people, can you leave me for a minute? I'll gonna rest."
Then, Hikari just sat at a table and relaxes from the stress she got from Kota-chan. When lunchtime's over, she went back to her class and do what she has to do as a student. After one subject, she goes to the bathroom, and while on the hallway...
Kota-chan:"Hikari-chaaaan!"
Hikari:"Oh, not again-"
(She saw Kota-chan having long legs, slim body, firm posture, and strong arms.)
Kota-chan:"Now Hikari-chan, am I normal enough for your hotness?"
Hikari:"Wha-what happened to-"
(Then she saw Kota-chan's face is still the same geeky nerd face)
Hikari:"What the heck is that? It's like you pasted your head on some normal guy! Eeeeww!"
Kota-chan:"What? I'm still not cool enough?! My normalizer potion is worthless?! Grr...You're very choosy! I'll do anything for you to like me!"
Hikari:"Who said I like you, a geeky nerd!?"
Kota-chan:"What do you mean a geeky nerd? It's cool being a geeky nerd! I can invent things! I can top any class! I can answer any test question! I can easily have a career for my talents! I can..."
Hikari:"Yeah, yeah! But you can't have a date with women with your ugliness! Hahahahah!"
Kota-chan:"Grrrr...That's it! Noone likes me! I'm alone in my life! I have no choice! I'll destroy the world! Together with the people who hate me for my nerdness!"
Hikari:"Uh,...but there are nerdy girls..."
Kota-chan:"Even nerdy girls dumped me for my un"cool"ness! I am cool! I am cool! I AM COOOOL!"
Then, Kota-chan gets his vial of potion from his uniform. He drinks it and suddenly becomes silent. After that he mentions that the potion he drank is called the monster potion and he will become Kotamon! Suddenly, his body is beginning to change. his skin becomes scales and his eyes turn to yellow. He bears fangs, claws, a tail, and fins! His body is now a humongous amphibian-like monster!(but with glasses). He then starts rampaging through the hallway..
Hikari:"What the- Gotta stop this monster nerd from wrecking the place! Sei-Kara-Oh! Henshin!"
SeiYellow:"(strong pose) Bird-face of the yellow! SeiYe- Whoa! (Evades Kotamon's attack)"
Kotamon:"Heehee! Now prove to me that you're really sentai material!Raaa! (attacks SeiYellow)"
While they're fighting, the students who will now begin their next class start to come out of their rooms and look at the fight. They are cheering for SeiYellow (of course), but wonder where are SeiRed and SeiBlue...
On the way to school, Akagi and Mitsui, who are supposed to be SeiRed and SeiBlue, are talking about what to do after school...
Mitsui:"Well, back to school, and back to Seiranger business.."
Akagi:"Hey Mitsui, why don't we stop at Wakudo after school? Let's celebrate our release from the hospital and back to Seiranger business!"
Mitsui:"What's so fun to celebrate about being released from the hospital, only to go back to school?"
Akagi:"Hey, don't be like that. There's some fun in school too!"
Mitsui:"Yeah, for a nerd like you."
Akagi:"Shut up! I'm not a nerd...(hears rumble)...Huh? What's that?"
Mitsui:"Hmm...there's nothing- (looks at his back)"
There are many running fans (and media) approaching Mitsui and Akagi! The two run as fast as they could through the busy street as the fans catch up to them.
Akagi:"AAAA! What's going on!?"
Mitsui:"I wish it's not like last time in the hospital!"
Akagi:"It's really hard when you're famous!"
Mitsui:"I wanna go back home and rest!"
Akagi:"Don't go home! They might found out where you live! Let's try the school!"
Mitsui:"Uh,...Fine! Let's go to school!"
Meanwhile at school, SeiYellow is still fighting Kotamon. But there's a problem, SeiYellow is nearing exhaustion! Kotamon has a slight advantage over SeiYellow! The fighting goes on and on, until SeiYellow falls down from Kotamon's kick!
SeiYellow:"Ugh! You...Bastard...(slowly stands up)"
Kotamon:"Now see my coolness of being a nerdy monster! I'm very cool! I'm very smart to invent this monster potion! Hahahaha!"
SeiYellow:"Yaaaah!(Sei Punches Kotamon)"
Kotamon:"Argh! You little- (pushes SeiYellow on the breast)"
SeiYellow (on the ground):"silent momentWhat...Did...YOU...JUST...DID!?"
(SeiYellow's adrenaline rushes through her body and through the SeiGear, becoming shining yellow!)
SeiYellow:"You Nerdy Monster for a pervert! (Sei Punches Kotamon on the face, breaking his glasses)"
Kotamon:"AAAAA!I can't see! Aaaaaah! You pay for this! (get's a vial in his tore-up uniform)"
Kotamon:"Taste the wrath of the ever-gigantic Kaijuu Kotamon! (drinks the potion labeled Zenith Grow)"
SeiYellow:"Uh oh! Everyone! Evacuate!"
Students and Staff:"AAAAAHHH! Run for your lives!"
Kotamon starts to grow continuously, breaking the ceiling, the walls, the floor, the hallway...Or let's just say Himeji High School (poor school, just reconstructed two weeks ago...) Meanwhile, Akagi and Mitsui are still running from the ever-increasing fans and media. When Akagi leans backward, the fans stop running.
Akagi:"What's the matter?"
Mitsui:"Whoa! It becomes dark! (fans are running away)"
Akagi:"Huh? (looks upward) AAAHHH! Goodzilla!"
Mitsui:"What do you mean Good? It's Badzilla!"
Hikari (on her ShinmaShinjuu: type bird):"What are you waiting for?! Help me here!"
Akagi and Mitsui:"OK! Sei-Noshi-Kara-Oh! Shinjuu!"
Akagi and Mitsui turn into Seiranger and jumped high using their magically-enhanced legs (from Episode 9). When SeiRed(Akagi) jumps into his Shinjuu, he saw Magnian in the cockpit.
SeiRed:"Magnian?"
Magnian:"Akagi, I discovered something new in this Shinma. I didn't know it has the same function in my ship."
Akagi:"What?"
Magnian:"It can combine with the other Shinmas! Just press this button- Hey!"
SeiRed (presses button):"Everyone! Let's Volt-in!"
SeiYellow:"That line's taken! Voltes V."
SeiBlue:"How about "Gosei Gattai!"(five star combine)"
SeiYellow:"That's taken too! Dairanger. And we're not even five to begin with!"
SeiRed:"I know! Since we're Fuhen Sentai, let's use "Fuhen Gattai!""
SeiYellow:"Hey! I was gonna say that!"
Seiranger:"FUHEN GATTAI!"
(Transformation sequence. Just imagine the Shinmas combining together to form...)
Seiranger:"Kansei! (complete!)..."
SeiBlue:"What should we call this robot?"
SeiRed:"How about SeirangerRobo?"
SeiYellow:"Too generic."
SeiBlue:"Then how about Seigonedamn?"
SeiYellow:"Hey! We're using copyrighted material here! (don't sue me :))"
SeiRed:"sigh I give up...I'm gonna lose spirit here..."
SeiYellow:"...Aha! How about DaiSeishin! (Great Spirit)"
SeiBlue:"Not bad.."
SeiRed:"Well, it has a bit of "Dai" from Dairanger in it..."
SeiBlue:"But your Shinjuu looks like it's from Dairanger."
SeiRed:"Good point...Ok! DaiSeishin it is! Everyone..."
Seiranger:"KANSEI! DAISEISHIN!"
Magnian:"Haha! It worked! Even though it's for the gods' vessel, it has the same controls as the YanjinMeister!"
Kaijuu Kota:"Hoho! A giant mecha toy I can play with!"
Seiranger:"OK! Let's test out this sweet mecha!"
SeiBlue:"Hey! That's a coincidence! We said the same thing!"
SeiRed:"That's because the writer put Seiranger for the speaker, dumbass!"
Kaijuu Kota:"Let's start the toy playing, DX Mecha toy!"
SeiYellow:"This is the real deal! Not a toy fighting anymore!"
Seiranger:"Haaaaaa!"
DaiSeishin starts to fight Kaijuu Kota at the demolished school (luckily noone got hurt). DaiSeishin hovers to Kaijuu Kota and stomped on his tail. Then, Kaijuu Kota puts a barrage of punches at DaiSeishin, sending sparks at the mecha and at the cockpit where the Seiranger are. DaiSeishin uses the double dragon kick! (spin kick) at Kaijuu Kota's face and it fell down. Then it appears that it is now time to finish the fight, but...
SeiRed:"Magnian! (who's below with the crowd) how do we finish this thing?!"
SeiBlue:"I think there's some kinda finishing weapon thing!"
SeiYellow:"Hurry! We're running out of time!"
Magnian:"Use the Seiken! That's the snake from SeiBlue's Shinma!"
SeiBlue:"Ok! Come forth! Seiken!"
SeiYellow:"Uh, there's no sword coming..."
SeiRed:"Magnian!"
Magnian:"Would you let me finish first before you do something?! Mitsui! Just say the words "Sei-Kuisen! Seiken!""
SeiBlue:"Sei-Kuisen! Seiken!" (comes the Seiken from nowhere and DaiSeishin grabs it)
SeiRed:"Now we have the Seiken, let's end this! Hissatsu! (Final strike)...I don't know what to call the move."
SeiYellow:"Oh, gosh! Why now? I have to think...Aha! Seiken Shining Slash!"
Kaijuu Kota:"This...is...not the...end..."
Seiranger:"HISSATSU! SEIKEN SHINING SLASH!"
The glowing Seiken got Kaijuu Kota slashed into two, then Kaijuu Kota turned into a ball of light, shrinking down to the ground. Then, it reveals Kota-chan lying on the ground butt naked (Eeeeww). The police quickly go to the scene and grabbed Kota-chan and cover him with blankets then sent to prison. The Seiranger are finally victorious!
The next day, the Seiranger: Akagi, Mitsui, and Hikari, are eating at a Wakudo Burger store. Many fans are coming to them letting the three heroes to sign autographs of the battle photos taken yesterday.
Akagi:"sigh It sure is fun to be a hero."
Hikari:"Well, it can be tiring sometimes.."
Mitsui:"But there's free food! And the ladies!"
Some guy wearing glitter vest and shades with a fan:"Hi guys! I'm so very honored to meet you!"
Mitsui:"Are you gay?"
Hikari:"Mitsui! It's not good to call people names! (to guy) Hello, what can we do for you?"
Some gay guy:"Well honeybuns, I am Hanafuda Yomi, the director of the Sunday Super Sentai called Bouken Sentai Neoranger! And we're having a spectacularious stageshow coming next week! May I request you to be my very special guests? Pretty please?"
Akagi:"Hey! We'll meet the famous actors!"
Mitsui:"Finally! I'll finally meet Beta 2 and Gamma 3!"
Hikari:"What? That Sentai's just gonna teach you kinder stuff! That's what it's for! That's why I hate this current series!"
Yomi:"Well the children today are becoming illiterate and starting to be violent! The Neoranger can solve the situa-shen ("situation") by putting act-shen ("action") and educa-shen ("education") together! So very genius of mine!"
Akagi:"We'll accept the offer!"
Mitsui:"Yahoo! I can meet the sexy Beta 2 and the voluptuous Gamma 3!"
Hikari:"But Akagi..."
Akagi:"Hikari, in that way, we can add more popularity to the crowd!"
Hikari:"Oh...fine..."
Yomi:"Thank you, thank you, peachykins! We'll meet you at this same place next week at 3:00! ta-ta!"
Yomi (in his mind w/ dark background):"Hehe, let the fun begin, Sweeties!"
What is this plan Yomi is thinking? I'm sure it's bad because of the dark background, and are Beta 2 and Gamma 3 sexy enough for the "hotness" of Mitsui? No comment. What will be the plan for the "Spectacularious" stage show of Bouken Sentai Neoranger and Fuhen Sentai Seiranger? Find out on the next episode of Fuhen Sentai Seiranger!
[Play Ending]
Next - Episode 11 - Fight for Fame
