DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fuhen Sentai Seirenger nor the Super Sentai franchise as a whole, they are owned by kagami5566 and Toei respectively

After school... (they went to a rented warehouse to study because the school's destroyed last episode..)

Akagi, Mitsui, and Hikari are going to the place where they're supposed to be picked up for the Neoranger stage show last episode. As they approach the front doors of Wakudo Burgers,...

Hikari:"Akagi, I'm not sure about this thing...I don't want to be a part of this silly series..."
Akagi:"Don't worry..If there's something wrong, let's just not follow the script they will give us."
Mitsui:"Oh! I forgot about what will be our script! I wish there's no cheesy lines, or something corny like on TV! I just wanted to see Kamura Aya and Uchiyamada Miho! (heart eyes)"
Hikari:"Who?"
Akagi:"I think he means Beta 2 and Gamma 3."
Hikari:"Hmph! That's another thing I hate this Sentai! They use gorgeous ladies to keep the adults watching the show!"
Mitsui:"Hey! What's wrong about that! (Saw car approaching)...Oh! Seems our ride's here! Here I go, gorgeous ladies!"
Akagi:"Oh brother.."

[Play Opening]

Then, the three go in the car and went to Saijima park, where the stage show is located. On arrival, they are greeted by Yomi, the director of Bouken Sentai Neoranger.

Yomi:"OK, honeybunch, here's the script you'll gonna use. The show will be on 30 minutes! Ta-ta!"
Akagi:"Wa-wait a minute! Right now!? We haven't even read the script yet!"
Yomi:"Oh, the script's easy! After you finish with the reading-reading, go to my makeup sta-shen (station) and get your outfits! (Quickly leaves)"
Hikari:"Whoa-whoa!...Oh, what do we do now?"
Mitsui:"Just read the script then I'll go meet the cuties!"
Akagi:"O-Ok...Let's see...(Opens scriptbook)..."Speak these sentences when the Neorangers look at you. Sentence 1: That's true!..Sentence 2: Let's Henshin! (Henshin here)...Sentence 3: We have the answer! (go to x mark and look at screen)...Sentence 4: Thank you everyone! (Face audience)"...What the- It's just a few lines.."
Hikari:"Akagi, I'm doubting about this thing. We can't be famous here."
Akagi:"We will, Hikari. Don't worry. If something happens, I can improvise."
Mitsui:"Hey Akagi, make sure your "improvising" doesn't remove my chance of meeting the ladies, OK?
Akagi:"sigh OK. I'll make sure.."
Hikari:"Hey! It's 7 minutes left! Let's check the makeup station the gay guy's telling us about!"
Mitsui:"I thought you said name-calling's not good?"
Hikari:"Well, it's because he's the director of the sentai show that makes me don't watch it."

After getting makeup (Mitsui didn't want to), they go to the stageshow backstage. There, are the characters (grunts, mascots, etc.), including the actors of the show. Mitsui, seeing Kamura and Uchiyamada, rushed towards them and introduced himself, then tried to flirt with them. Meanwhile, the kids (and adult fans who either accompanying the kids or just to see the actresses) are all ready to watch the stage show. Then, explosions suddenly pops, emitting smoke! after the smoke has gone, the main characters of Bouken Sentai Neoranger appear(in civilian form)! Here's the cast:

Alpha 1(red) - Itamura Keiji Beta 2(pink) - Kamura Aya Gamma 3(yellow) - Uchiyamada Miho Delta 4(blue) - Hanagata Aoi Epsilon 5(green) - Sadamitsu Genta

Keiji:"Hello kids! It's time for another lesson and fighting at the same time!"
Aya:"You'll gonna follow what we do!"
Miho:"You'lll gonna answer what we ask!"
Aoi:"You'll gonna learn language and math!"
Genta:"Duh, you gonna sing da Neoranger theme song!"

Neoranger Theme song (Magiranger Opening chorus parody)
Go fight Nee-yo! Neoranger!
Teach letter and number!
Mix Sentai action with portions of education!
Go fight Nee-yo! Neoranger!
School and action fever!
All A's! All fights! Punch, read, and spell in one show!
Bo-u-ken Se-n-ta-i! Nee-yo Ra-n-ger!
You'll be the beeeest!

PS. I have to write this section to see how the Neoranger is an ugly sentai show (according to Hikari) so pls. read this.

Keiji:"Now kids, we have a short story for you! Once upon a time, we Neorangers are walking along the park. So everyone, let's walk with the Neoranger along the park!"
Neoranger:"walk, walk, walk (walking)" (kids do the same thing, and some hardcore adult fans..)
Keiji:"And suddenly, they are CONFRONTED by a big monster (out comes a monster mascot with the sign that says "CONFRONTED") Now kids, spell CONFRONTED! It's a hard one! (kids spell)"
Monster:"Hahahaha! I'll make all people dumb! Hahahaha!" (audience boos)
Aya (adults whistle loudly):"Now kids, we need to battle this monster! What do we do?"
Kids(and adult fans):"Henshin!"
Miho (adults whistle loudly):"Then how many of us do we need to henshin?"
Kids:"Five!" (Neoranger starts to henshin with posing)
Neoranger:"Henshin with us kids! Neo-Neo Alphanumeric Henshin!"

Smoke then explodes, then they run to the backstage, while their stuntmen counterparts in costume run towards their former position. This time, the actors are now dubbing the script.

Neoranger:"Bouken Sentai Neoranger! ha!" (audience applause)
Monster:"Hahahaha! Neoranger! I'll attack you with a math problem! Ha! (throws a sign to them w/ a math problem)
Delta 4:"Oh no! We need help! (holds the sign saying 145, 456 * 492)This is too hard for us! Kids we need help!"
(Kids are clueless on how to solve the problem. Some adults are clueless while others get their calculator in their phone)
Epsilon 5:"Duh, da kids can't say da answer. Wat do we do?"
Alpha 1:"Don't worry! We have help! Come out, Seiranger!"

The audience becomes surprised about the Seiranger appearance, then they cheered loudly! More people who saw this gathered to the stageshow to see the Seiranger coming out the stage in civilian form!

Akagi(whispers to the 2):"Wow! look at the people! We have many fans!"
Hikari(whispers):"Oooohhh, Akagi! I'm not fully prepared yet!"
Mitsui(whispers):"Ohohohoho! I had a great time with the 2 babes!"
Akagi:"Shut up."
Beta 2:"There they are! the Fuhen Sentai Seiranger! (audience applause)"
Gamma 3:"They surely can help us!"
(Neoranger looks at them)
Seiranger:"Uh,..That's true!"
Delta 4:"Alpha 1, they sure really need to Henshin so they can use their powers!"
Epsilon:"Duh, dat's right!"
Alpha 1:"Seiranger! Henshin now!"(Neoranger looks at them)
Seiranger:"Oh! Let's Henshin! Sei-Kara-Oh! Henshin! (equips SeiGear)"
SeiRed(whisper):"See, Hikari, the story's not so bad, we're helping them."
SeiYellow(whisper):"Hmm, maybe you're right.."
Neoranger:"Seiranger, now you're Henshin's done, can you help us solve the math problem?" (looks at Seiranger)
SeiBlue(whisper):"Ok guys.."
Seiranger(goes to x mark):"Ahem, We have the answer!" (looks at screen)

After saying this, the Seiranger suddenly becomes jolted with electricity! They shake for 5 seconds then fall to the ground! It seems that the electricity came from the x mark! The audience booed at the show because of the event. Director Yomi is under the x mark with a taser aimed at the upper floor! What is the meaning of this?!
At the back stage...
The actors in the dubbing booth are shocked at what happened to the Seiranger. Director Yomi comes in the dubbing booth, with eyes looking suspicious.

Keiji:"Director! What's the meaning of this?!" (hehehe same dialog as above)
Aya:"I thought you've brought the Seiranger for us to work with?"
Miho:"This is not funny. We're ruining their reputation!"
Aoi:"Yeah! You bring the Seiranger here just to embarrass them!"
Genta:"Duh, Stop dis now! (he's really like that)"
Yomi:"No can do. If I stop, we won't get our well-deserved ratings on TV! If there's no Seiranger, we're the only Super Sentai existed in Japan! And if you betray me, you'll face the consequence! If you succeed, noone will accept you from any acting job anyway because you have background experience here doing my Neoranger if I'll be caught by the police!" (actors are speechless)
Yomi:"Now, continue the show! (walks outside to see the show)"

At the stage, the Seiranger are regaining consciousness. When they open their eyes, they are surrounded by the Neoranger stuntmen. The monster is still there, away from the situation. The actors have no choice but to continue dubbing the script effortlessly.

Alpha 1:"Uh, Seiranger, are you OK?"
Beta 2:"Oh no. We can't...trust...the Seiranger."
Gamma 3:"They're...weak."
Delta 4:"I...guess the audience...have to solve this..."
Epsilon 5:"Duh,...duh."
Alpha 1:" Kids...we can't...rely...on Seiranger...anymore. You have to answer...the math problem.."
(Audience doesn't reply. They just stare at them...Then they repeatedly shouted "Seiranger!" to wake the Seiranger up)

At backstage, in the dubbing booth,
Keiji:"um...Arrrrghhhh! (turns off microphone) I can't take it! I'll help the Seiranger! It doesn't matter if I fail! I have to be true to myself!"
4 actors:"Keiji! What are you doing!?"
Keiji:"I'll show to the kids who's the real Alpha 1! (wears spare spandex suit)"
4 actors:"Are you sure about this?"
Keiji:"Yes. And if you don't join me, you'll regret it!"
2 ladies:"But I can't fight!"
Aoi:"But we need to help the Seiranger!"
Genta:"Duh, I don't wanna work wid a bad guy!"
Aya:"True!"
Miho:"Let's go!"
Aoi:"Let's wear our true Sentai characters!"
Keiji(after all 5 wears Neoranger suits):"Neo-Neo?"
All 5 actors:"Bouken Sentai Neoranger! Ha! (comes out of the stage)"
Yomi(beside the stage):"Wha-what's the meaning of this?! So you've betrayed me...Fine then! (gets walkie talkie from his pocket and saysStuntmen! can you hear me? The actors will ruin my plan! Equip your tasers!"
Stuntmen (reply):"Will do! (puts out taser with label saying: Justi-tasers!)"
Yomi:"As for me, I'll go get the monster and give him something special..."

At the stage,
Neoranger:"Kids! We're the true Neoranger! Those ones, are stuntmen!" (kids are surprised, but adults seem to know this.)
Stuntmen:"Attack!"
SeiRed(now fully recovered):"Oh, my head...What happened..."
SeiYellow( " ):"Told you SeiRed...there's something wrong with this show."
SeiBlue( " ):"Whoa! Neoranger against Neoranger!"
Keiji:"Seiranger! Help us! We're fighting against the stuntmen with tasers!"
SeiBlue:"Tasers! Oh no! I must protect Kamura-san and Uchiyamada-san! (runs toward the stuntmen)"
Stuntmen:"Heh! Let's see if you can hurt us with our tasers! (they aim and shoot SeiBlue, but it seems uneffective)"
SeiBlue:"Eh? I'm not affected with tasers anymore? But what about that thing earlier?"
SeiRed:"Mits- er SeiBlue! Remember Magnian's SeiGear training!? It's like tempering a sword with a hammer to make it strong!"
SeiYellow:"Oh, so that's why..."

Then, the Seiranger kicked the stuntmen's tasers from their hands and begin hand-to-hand combat. The Neoranger actors join also in the action, as the kids are enjoying the battle on-stage. They thought the show's still going on. Even the adults, who are cheering more loudly than the kids. Meanwhile, at the back stage, Yomi and 2 stuntmen, in the monster costume and a Neoranger robo costume are talking.

Yomi:"Here, drink this. I got this Giant Potion from a geeky, nerdy kid 4 days ago and it will make you gigantic (The geeky, nerdy kid is Kota-chan from Ep 8 and 10! He has to sell stuff to keep his lab running). While you do that, I'll pour the same thing on this heavy armored costumes so it will grow with you. Now go on, drink!"

Then, the stuntmen quickly runs to the open grass and gradually grows. When the kids notice this, they thought it's special effects from the show. The screen's showing the transformation sequence of Neoranger Robo. They yell that there's the mecha fight at backstage, but the giants aren't fighting! While the stagefight is still going on...

Keiji:"What the heck! They're really big! I can't believe they've grown like that!"
Neoranger:"Seiranger! We don't know what's happening, but we're sure it's a bad thing! We'll take care of these stuntmen!"
Seiranger:"OK! Sei-Noshi-Kara-Oh! Shinjuu!" (comes out the 3 ShinmaShinjuu!)
SeiRed:"I think it's the same thing with the monster 2 days ago!"
SeiYellow:"Oh! You mean that nerdy boy Kota-chan?"
SeiBlue:"You knew him?"
SeiYellow:"Uh, no! He always bugs me! He used to go to school, but he's in jail right now."
SeiRed and SeiBlue:"He goes to school? Oh man! We didn't even see him and make fun of him!"
SeiYellow:"Ok! Ok! Let's go now!" (All three magi-jumps to their respective Shinjuu)

And so, the mecha battle begins! SeiBlue's Shinjuu tackles the monster back and forth, while SeiYellow's Shinjuu wingslaps the monster's head. SeiRed's Shinjuu constricts the Neoranger Robo, but the Neoranger robo grabs SeiRed's Shinjuu and toss it to the ground. Even though the ground is shaking hard, the audience still thought it's part of the special effects. Suddenly, the monster begins to shrink, for no reason. Maybe the Giant Potion Yomi got is a fake (he was cheated by Kota-chan!). Anyways, now SeiBlue has to do is stomp the little monster, but SeiYellow said to only "tap" it so SeiBlue will not kill a person. (That's how Super Sentai is, not killing people, but only monsters).

Yomi is surprised and angered! He bought a fake, so he's worried that the one Neoranger Robo has is also a fake, but it seems the Neoranger Robo is still a giant. SeiRed's having a hard time fighting the Neoranger Robo mascot, so he...

SeiRed:"Everyone! Fuhen Gattai!" (shows transformation sequence, the audience are watching)
Seiranger:"Kansei! Dai Seishin!"
SeiRed:"Let's end this quickly so the park will not be damaged more!"
SeiYellow:"But fans love longer mecha fights!"
SeiRed:"It's the safety of the audience that's more important! They might be stepped on!'
SeiYellow:"Fine.."
SeiRed:"SeiBlue!"
SeiBlue:"Sei-Kuisen! Seiken!" (comes out Seiken)
SeiRed:"Now!"
Seiranger;"HISSATSU! SEIKEN SLASH!" (Seiken slashes the Neoranger Robo)

Then, the Neoranger Robo shrinks back to originals size and Dai Seishin gives it a "tap". The audience cheered when the Seiranger destroyed the monster, but they are wondering why they destroyed Neoranger Robo as well. Now that the stage fight is done, with the Neoranger actors as victors(because they used the "Justi-tasers" lying on the ground and shot at the stuntmen), they explain why Neoranger Robo is "destroyed".

Keiji:"Kids, they defeated a fake Neoranger Robo. Just like these stuntmen who are like us. So please let's thank the Seiranger for a good show! (audience finally applause and say "Thank you" together!)
SeiYellow:"Finally we'll gonna use a line from the script that's really Ok for me..."
Seiranger:"Sentence 4: Thank you everyone! (Dai Seishin faces audience)"

Next day after the stage show: Out Now on DVD! (and UMD for the PSP)
Bouken Sentai Neoranger VS Seiranger! The StageShow! (Seiranger not owned by Toei) (Don't expect me to upload Neoranger vs Seiranger because I don't know if that was ever written, or where the copy is located if it was written because I could not find it in the original website)
PS. What happened to Yomi?
[Play Ending]
Next: Episode 12 - Brainwash Sonata