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At Magnian's hideout in the volcano, the Seiranger are training to increase the SeiGear's capabilities. They do this once every week (if possible) after coming from school(actually it's still the warehouse). It's now 6 days since the event on the stage show (which sells a lot of copies).
SeiBlue(spars w/ SeiRed who's giving barrages of Sei-Punch):"Gosh! SeiRed! Is that all you got? Take this! Sei-Roundhouse! (roundhouse kick)"
SeiRed:"You may be strong and quick, but I can take advantage of that!"
(SeiRed clings to SeiBlue's leg and swings with it to retaliate with a Sei-Roundhouse!)
SeiBlue(was hit):"Umph! (falls to ground) Man, let's rest for a while.."
SeiRed:"Haha, quitter!"
SeiYellow(spars w/ Magnian who's using magic):"yeah, Mr. Magnian, can we rest for a while? I'm tired.."
Magnian:"Ok, but counter this first! (launches a dark ray from his staff towards SeiYellow)"
SeiYellow:"Sure! (dodges ray and goes underneath it to try to hit Magnian on the stomach)"
Magnian:"Not so fast!(stops ray and does a 360 turn to aim staff at SeiYellow)"
SeiYellow:"Oh no! (staff starts to emit energy)"
But suddenly, Magnian, becomes weak and drops down to the ground. When the Seiranger sees this, they ran to him and ask:
Seiranger:"(Mr.) Magnian! What happened to you?!"
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Back to the scene..
The Seiranger returned to their normal form and carried Magnian to a bed inside the Shinma-03.
Hikari:"Mr. Magnian, are you sick?"
Mitsui:"I think he's sick of training.."
Akagi (Punches Mitsui):"Hey! Shut up!"
Mitsui:"Owww….Sorry….so Magnian, what's the matter?"
Magnian (lying on bed):"Sorry for the trouble, but I'm afraid it's coming to me…"
Akagi:"What's coming?"
Magnian:"I used….Well, I have to tell you the truth….I stole a human brain." (ep1)
Akagi, Mitsui, Hikari:"WHAT! Human brain?!"
Hikari:"Eeeww! How did you get one?!"
Mitsui:"I think he murdered someone…"
Magnian:"Nonono! I just used a newly-buried old man's brain.."
Akagi:"Www-wait! You used a dead old man's brain? For what?"
Magnian:"….Just to get…earthly knowledge…like the Japanese language, but there's a side effect..."
Mitsui, Hikari:"Huh? What the?!"
Akagi:"Huh? You can do that?! Cool!"
Hikari:"Akagi! What do you mean 'Cool'? We're talking about a stolen brain here!"
Mitsui:"Sure is weird, but we can't just steal some part of a dead man…
Magnian:"I know how you feel, but…..Aaarrrghhh!"
Akagi:"Magnian! What's happening?!"
Mitsui:"I think it's the side effect he's talking about! He's getting weak!"
Magnian:"Arrghh…. side effect….I…need classic…"
Hikari:"Classic? What classic?"
Akagi:"Classic…..Old man….Brain…."
Mitsui:"Aha! He got a classic brain!"
Akagi:"Idiot…..I know! Since he's an old man, maybe the side effect is he needs something classic…"
Hikari:"There's classic cars, classic furniture, classic clothes, classic music.."
Magnian:"…Yes!….."
Mitsui:"He wants classic music?"
Akagi:"I think so…"
Hikari:"Luckily I have my mp3 player, but I'm not sure if I have classical music here, since I don't listen to them.."
Akagi, Mitsui:"Me neither."
Hikari (searches for classical music):"….here! Moonlight Sonata! W-wait….there's some other classical music here! Grrr…My dad's using my mp3 player again!"
Akagi:"Never mind that! Just put the headphones on Magnian!"
They put the headphones on Magnian…Magnian becomes relaxed for a bit. He then regains his strength and stands up.
Magnian:"sigh Thanks. Just what I need…I think the old man where I got the brain from was a classical music fan. (Thinks deeply) I can faintly read some of his thoughts from his brain when he's alive, but the strongest reading I got is that he favors live performances a lot. "
Akagi:"That means you have to listen to the real deal, not just something played from the speakers?"
Magnian:"I guess so…..That would be the side effect for using someone's brain….To do the brains' owner's favorites in exchange for the knowledge he got…"
Mitsui:"Real deal? Do you mean we have to go to an actual classical concert!?"
Hikari:"Well that would be wonderful!"
Mitsui:"Wonderful? I hate those! It makes me sleepy!"
Akagi:"But there's no classical concert for this month after I read the Living section of the newspaper. And to hear a performance, you have to be invited to rich people's party.
Mitsui:"How did you know that?"
Akagi:"My Tou-san is sometimes invited to one. Maybe if there's one, I can let him take us."
At Akagi's house after an hour…
Akagi:"Kaa-san! Where's Tou-san?"
Kaa-san:"Tsuyoshi-kun, I'm afraid Tou-san's on a rich person's party."
Akagi:"Dang..I'm supposed to tell him that he'll bring us to a party if there's one. Seems I'm too late."
Kaa-san:"Don't worry Tsuyoshi-kun, I got a letter from the mail. It looks like it's from a rich person from the emblem in it.."
Akagi (gets letter and reads):"…Hey! An invitation to a rich man's party! It's from…Kurosawa Ken, CEO of Toey Co. Ltd. They will have a party for the concept renewal of Neoranger...It will be a formal party w/ entertainment. Limo will bring me and a guest at the venue tomorrow at 4 pm. Nice! This will do! Gotta call Magnian and the others!"
Kaa-san:"If you'll be planning to take me, I can't. I have to take care of the house."
Akagi:"Ok."
Next day (weekend), it's 4 pm and Akagi's standing at the front of his house, all dressed up for the party. When the limo arrives, He enters and saw Mitsui and Hikari, together with Magnian, all dressed up too.
Akagi:"Mitsui! Hikari! Magnian! Wait. Magnian, where'd you get that outfit?"
Magnian:"I borrowed Hikari's dad's outfit while I'm at their house."
Hikari:"Well, since he's my guest for the party!"
Mitsui:"Uh, Hikari, can I borrow your mp3 player?"
Hikari:"Why?"
Mitsui:"I don't want to listen to classical music during the party, so I'll listen to your player the whole time."
Hikari:"You'll waste my battery!….Fine….here.."
Akagi:"Ok! We're all set. Let's go, driver!
They finally drive to the party at the restaurant. When the four enter, they see many rich people talking, drinking, and sitting at the party. They blend into the crowd, talking about the stageshow from ep 11, being a Seiranger and showing their henshin form. Mitsui, on the other hand, just listens to Hikari's mp3 player sitting at their table eating his food (he's anti-social). Classical music is playing at the background, but at a low volume. Magnian is slowly regaining strength from listening, but not enough to reach full strength. After the talking and eating, the four are on their table waiting for the host. Mitsui is still listening to Hikari's mp3 player.
Magnian:"Akagi, I think I really need to hear the actual performance, not a background music."
Akagi:"We can ask the host of the party to-"
CEO Kurosawa (host):"Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for coming to the Toey party. We are having this party to celebrate the new concepts of our Sentai Show, Neoranger! (people clap). Now, we'll start the entertainment. Here goes, introducing new pianist Miyata Misato, and her violinist, performing the Main theme of Neoranger, Classic Sonata form! (clap)"
Hikari:"Hehe..I think we don't have to ask. They're doing it right now."
Then, the stage platform beside the host opens to reveal the performers with the piano rising from the stage. Misato starts playing the piano in the tune of the Neoranger theme (actually the Magiranger chorus), accompanied by violin. Magnian then finally regains his full strength from listening the theme. When the song is nearly done (you know, at the tabidate part) The violinist struck the violin very hard with a shrieking noise, that everyone's senses become tingling, making everyone paralyzed. Everyone, even Akagi, Mitsui, Hikari, and Magnian, is now unconscious.
The performance finally stops, then Misato and her violinist stand up and start to go to CEO Kurosawa. When they reach the unconscious CEO,
Misato:"So, what will we do now, boss Yomi."
The violinist is Hanafuda Yomi! (ep 11) It seems that he's back from hiding and looks like he's planning for revenge for changing the concept of his "masterpiece": Neoranger, after the stage show incident!
Yomi:"…"
Misato:"Boss! Are you listening? Boss! (shakes Yomi's shoulder)"
Yomi:"Wha-what! Are you saying something? (removes cotton balls in his ears)"
Misato (removes cotton balls also):"What do we do now?"
Yomi:"Oh….Let's murder all of them..Kill the CEO first for changing my precious Neoranger….then, the Seiranger over there (points) for ruining my career…then all of the people, one by one"
Misato:"Yessir.."
Then, Misato grabs the head of the unconscious CEO Kurosawa when suddenly a loud buzz is heard somewhere among the sleeping people. Mitsui, who was asleep, becomes awake from the loud sound of Hikari's mp3 player. When Yomi noticed this, he charged to Mitsui and tries to knock him out with his trusty Justi-taser. Mitsui quickly moves out from his table and jumps over Yomi, avoiding the taser.
Yomi:"Wha-what!? Why are you unaffected with the sonar confuser?!"
Mitsui:"What sonar confuser? Why are you attacking me? I'm just sleeping at my table! Wa-wait?! Are you-"
Yomi:"The "former" director of Neoranger! Hanafuda Yomi!"
Mitsui:"But something's wrong with you….You don't act like a gay person.."
Yomi:"Heh! That's only necessary if you're a director! But now I'm not, so I'll reveal my true nature! Someone messes with my life will be eliminated by my own hands!"
Mitsui:"Yeah, like your hand is that taser. That's the only thing you used to attack me."
Yomi:"Shut up! Misato (who's still grabbing CEO Kurosawa's head)! Leave that first and dispose this brat!"
Misato:"Yessir! (rips dress to lengthen the slip of her skirt)"
Mitsui:"Whoo! Sexy legs! Seems I'm the only one battling you (looks at his unconscious friends). Sei-Kara-Oh! Henshin!"
And so, the fight begins! Mitsui (who's now SeiBlue) charges the charging Misato. But Misato then jumps high before he landed any Sei-Punch.
SeiBlue:"Dang, she fights like Akagi. Always evading!"
Misato:"Hehe! Think you can hit me?! Never! I'm an expert on Chinese acrobat kung-fu!"
Yomi:"You deal with him! (runs to the piano and hits a switch underneath it)"
The piano starts to rumble. Then, The piano transforms into a robot! (Don't ask me where he got it) Yomi then jumps to the cockpit of Pianobot and charges at SeiBlue!
SeiBlue:"What the heck! He's got a robot! I must call my mecha! Sei-Noshi-Kara-Oh-"
Misato:"Pay attention to who you fight with! (kicks SeiBlue on the face, while rubbing her shoes to create a huge explosion!)"
SeiBlue:"Aaaaa! (BOOM, he lands to the floor) Arrgh…Are there people hurt?(looks at surroundings). sigh The explosion just moved the tables-"
Yomi (on Pianobot):"Worry about yourself! (swings Pianobot's arms at SeiBlue)"
SeiBlue:"Better not to fight here! (runs to the entrance)"
Misato (rushes to the entrance and blocks SeiBlue):"No! You can't escape from me!"
SeiBlue:"Aaarrrgghh! Take this! Sei-Roundhouse! (roundhouse kicks Misato)"
Misato (grabs SeiBlue's leg and swings with it):"Hehe! Missed! (goes behind SeiBlue and counters with a roundhouse kick)"
SeiBlue (in his mind):"Wait! (flashback of SeiRed doing the roundhouse kick counter at him) This is familiar! I know what to do!"
When Misato tries to land her kick on SeiBlue, he ducks then grabs her swinging leg and slams her to the ground! After that he escapes the coming Pianobot. SeiBlue finally reaches outside. The people around him saw SeiBlue and rushed to him to get autographs. But the restaurant's entrance collapses to reveal Pianobot and Misato! All the people rushed away from SeiBlue and into the side streets. Then they cheer (like they always do) at SeiBlue.
SeiBlue:"Now, it's time to call my mecha! Sei-Noshi-Kara-Oh! Shinjuu!"
Yomi:"Not so fast! (plays the sonar confuser on violin which is attached to an amplifier on Pianobot)"
Misato:"Wait! I haven't put my cotton….balls…(drops unconscious)"
All the people who've heard this, including SeiBlue, become unconscious! Yomi regrets about not waiting Misato to put her cotton balls, so it's only him who's standing outside (it's Pianobot standing). He rushes to the unconscious SeiBlue and swings Pianobot's arms at him when suddenly there's a huge rumble from the ground that makes Pianobot unbalance. SeiBlue is awaken from the rumble and notices that his ShinmaShinjuu is right beside him (he successfully summoned his mecha!)
SeiBlue:"Now, to put an end to this nonsense! (jumps to his Shinjuu but falls to the ground.)"
SeiBlue:"Man! I forgot the magic for the super jump! Got to think! (jumps many times but can't jump very high). Oooohhh! I've had it! Yaaaaaaa! (finally super jumps very high out of rage)"
Yomi (recovers Pianobot into standing position):"You dirty brat! Pay for what you've done to my life! (opens Pianobot's boosters and rushes to SeiBlue's Shinjuu)"
SeiBlue:"Now no one can stop me! Hahahaha! (Tackles at Pianobot)"
Yomi:"Aaaaaaa! (BOOM! Flies away to the ground!)"
SeiBlue:"Now my job's finished!"
After the battle, the police arrives the scene with police cars and guess what? Cycles! The Gunigumi PoliceChaser Force (man, another force on the title), which is actually the former Gunigumi Bikegang (ep 5) is here! The leader, Takashi, and his crew greet SeiBlue who turned back to Mitsui.
Shinji:"Hey, sentai man! Long time-"
Takashi:"Be quiet! I'm supposed to say that. Mitsui! Long time no see!"
Mitsui:"Yeah. It's been like what, 3 weeks? That's still not a long time!"
Kia:"Where's the others?"
Takashi:"Yeah, Akagi and Hikari?"
Shoutaro (comes outside from the restaurant):"The other people are starting to get conscious. I also found Akagi and Hikari, together with a long haired fellow among the people."
Takashi:"Glad they're safe. Report them to the chief!"
Shoutaro:"Yes boss! (rushes away)"
Takashi:"You two! Find any assistance possible from the police inside! Hurry!"
Kia, Shinji:"Ok!"
Akagi, Hikari, and Magnian, accompanied with policemen, go towards Mitsui and Takashi. Akagi asks what happened, and Mitsui tells the whole story. Takashi then said that Yomi and his partner Misato are being arrested at this time. All are happy when suddenly the Toey CEO, Kurosawa Ken, comes toward the group being carried by a policeman.
CEO Kurosawa:"Seiranger, I'm sorry for the trouble that's happened here. Thank you for your efforts to save the day. And as for the party, it's ruined, so I'll show the new Neoranger concept tomorrow at the actual show at 7:30 am, ok? Watch it."
Akagi, Mitsui, Hikari, Magnian:"Ok!"
Mitsui:"Thanks, Akagi."
Akagi:"For what?"
Mitsui:"For showing how to counter. I've now learned how to counter your Sei-Roundhouse."
Akagi:"Oh, that? Sure. You really have to learn how to counter if you want to be like me, using tactics in combat!"
Hikari:"Akagi, don't boast. You didn't fight anyway."
Akagi:"Hikari! You ruined the moment when I'm being praised!"
Mitsui:"It seems like you've been praising yourself. I'm just thanking you.."
Akagi:"Eh…hehe…Oh, by the way, Magnian? Are you Ok?"
Magnian:"It seems the performance restored my side effects. It seems I won't be needing another treatment for a while…"
Hikari:"Good for you! (to Mitsui) Um, Mitsui? Do you still have my mp3 player?"
Mitsui:"Oh, here (hands player to Hikari). Sorry, I used up all the battery.."
Hikari:"I told you not to use all my battery! (Hits Mitsui on the head)"
All:"Hahahaha" (Cheesy moment)
Next day (Sunday), Akagi is watching TV. He waits for Bouken Sentai Neoranger while watching Kaiketsu Zorori (TV Asahi). Then finally, the Neoranger show is starting. While watching, Akagi realizes that the show seems to return to its Sentai roots, being an action-filled show! (Not some educational kid's show). The rangers are now the stuntmen, and The suits and mecha are still the same. Kaa-san, who's scolding Tou-san back at the kitchen for coming home drunk from the party, goes to Akagi and gives him a letter.
Kaa-san:"Tsuyoshi-kun, seems that you're receiving a lot of invitations lately. And this one looks like its from China."
Akagi:"China?! They've heard about the Seiranger from over there?"
Kaa-san:"I think so. Seems that you'll skip school. I want you to go to experience China, but I think your Tou-san won't be approving that…"
Tou-san (coming to them):"It's ok, Kaa-san. Let Tsuyoshi-kun go to China. I'm sure he'll be ok if he skipped school."
Akagi:"Thanks, Tou-san! (in his mind) Maybe you agreed because you made Kaa-san angry.."
(Tou-san stares at Akagi with eyes glaring at him)
Akagi:"Hehehe….Anyways, who's this from (gets letter) It's from Li Chen, Global Heroism Representative….'Greetings, would like to invite you to a Global Heroism party commemorating heroism around the world Global Heroism is an organization where heroes are being honored for their efforts in saving the world. Your friends will be joining with you. Please arrive at the Kansai International Airport on Monday, 3:00 am.' What? That early?! ..Hmm…so there's an organization for heroes….Sounds interesting. I'll get an award!"
What's this party all about? (Yeah, I know, another party) Why is the Seiranger being invited to an organization for heroes in a foreign country? Why? Just watch out for the next episode of Fuhen Sentai Seiranger!
[Play Ending]
Next – Episode 13 – The Mysterious Man
