One night, Wally was dreaming that he was on a field of grass with trees as birds fluttered against the wind as he stood between Dr. Viper and Harvey who was beaten by him. "Help me, Wally," Harvey pleaded weakly.
Wally woke up in the middle of the night as he walked over to his computer to a virtual chat room as he typed. "Somebody tell me. Why it feels more real when I dream than when I am awake? How can I know if my senses are lying?"
Wally leaned back on his chair as a message appeared on the screen that came from a user by the name "The Wizard." The message said, "There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction. To know the truth, you must risk everything."
Wally quickly replied back, "Who are you? Am I alone?"
The Wizard typed back, "You are not alone."
"I'm not alone?" Wally questioned as he logged off of his computer and went back to bed.
("Would It Matter" by Skillet)
Wally woke up the next day to see that there was a note left to him last night by Carter. "Wally, I know things have been difficult lately, and I'm sorry about that. I think I know what you're feeling. Failure is one of the things no one wants to deal with, but it's an important lesson to learn that success is within reach if you keep on trying. Come back to my dojo when you're ready to keep trying. You have friends and family who love you. Especially Shadow, Saber, Spider-Dog and Nightshade miss you and Joey greatly. With love, Carter. P.S. A friend of mine will be seeing you and Joey after school."
Wally changed into his Green Day American Idiot black t-shirt and blue jeans as he ate breakfast and skated off to school with Joey. Wally and Joey couldn't help but notice that there are some kids wearing SWAT Kats gear and the Elite Six gear created by the SWAT Kat Squad.
"Man, if only Captain Downunder and Crickey were back in the spotlight with their other teammates," one girl said.
"Yeah, me too. Captain Downunder and Crickey are my favorite heroes. One time they saved me from bullies who tried to beat me up and we sort of became friends," one boy said.
Wally and Joey smiled as they heard the kids talk about them in a positive way. "Hey, Wally!" Tommy called.
Wally turned around to find Tommy, Hector, Harvey and Natasha follow them on their skateboards. "What's up, you guys?" Wally smiled.
"Great. How about you?" Harvey asked.
"Very well, thank you," Joey said.
"We really missed you all so much on the team," Hector said.
"Yeah, well, the Elite Six will just have to get along without me and Joey," Wally said.
Tommy skated up to Wally and said, "I don't get it, Wally. You took your licks. If Carter didn't want you, he would've kicked you out."
"Hey. I joined up for the wrong reasons. Commander Feral was very critical towards us and especially towards the SWAT Kats. I figure I don't have what it takes," Wally argued.
"That's not fair and not true. I already told my father the truth about my identity, he apologized and I forgave him. I think it's best you let the past go, forgive my father and come back to us," Hector said as he skated with him and Tommy.
"Please, we need you, buddy," Natasha said as she and the others stopped at the school.
"Well, we'll see you after school," Wally said as he and Joey walked up the stairs to the entrance.
"Hey, you take that stroll down Washout Lane, you're only proving one thing, Wally," Tommy began.
"What's that, Tommy?" Wally asked.
Hector walks up to him and said, "That you don't have what it takes to be a true hero. Not every superhero and super villain has powers you know. You can be super without them. For example, fire fighters, police, paramedics and members of the armed forces are heroes and they don't have any powers."
Wally followed his friends as the bell rang and he put his skate board in his locker and went to English class. The teacher was writing on a chalkboard as he gave a lecture on William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream," as Wally was single-mindedly writing in his notebook about his adventures with his friends. When all of a sudden, a cell phone rang in the classroom as the teacher and class turned to Wally who pulled out his cellphone and turned it off.
"Mr. Hemingway, what is my policy on bringing phones and electronic devices in the classroom?" the teacher asked.
"I'm sorry, sir," Wally apologized. "All mobile phones and electronic devices must be turned off or turn silent before entering the classroom. Under penalty, they will be confiscated and there will be disciplinary action."
"Yes, well, you're barely passing my class as it is, Mr. Hemingway."
"It won't happen again, sir."
"For your sake, I hope not," The teacher said as he went back to drawing on the chalkboard as Wally went back to studying.
After a long day of lectures and studying, school was out as Wally went to the park with Joey. "Hey Wally, let's play soccer," Joey said.
"Sure, Joey," Wally said as he kicked the ball to his brother and Joey kicked it back.
When all of a sudden, a flash of light appeared in the background as Queen Callista stood before the two kangaroos. "Wally and Joey, I have come for you two," she said.
"Who are you?" Wally asked obviously star-struck by the Queen's beauty. Wally has a secret crush on Tommy's elder sister, Callie, and found the Queen to beautiful as Callie.
"I am Queen Callista of Megalith City, Carter Delsin's devout friend and Callie and Tommy Briggs' long distant ancestor," Queen Callista said in a calm, majestic voice.
Wally and Joey quickly bowed down to the Queen. "What do you want from us?" Joey asked.
"Carter told me about what happened to you and how hurt you were after losing to Dark Kat. I have also seen and heard the hurt in yours and your friend's hearts and have heard your cries. You two have very good hearts and great warriors. There are people in trouble in your city that need your help."
"Carter and I know what Dark Kat is and his cult, the Omegas, have existed in the Dark Ages throughout the centuries. The Church denounced the Omegas and Dark Kat for their cult's activities, witchcraft, Satanism, and spiritualism as heresy or ideas that defy against the Church."
"I lost to him because he was too powerful," Wally said as Joey nodded with him.
"True strength lies deep within and the mind is the weapon not the metal. Flowers bloom when they're ready, Wally and Joey, not before," Queen Callista said.
"We're not flowers. We don't know what we are," Joey said.
"You two are Captain Downunder and Crickey, teammates of the Elite Six. You all went through training that you all thought you couldn't pass, but you all successfully completed training."
"How do you know such things? How do we know what it takes to be a true hero when true strength lies within ourselves? You and Carter have clearly chosen the wrong heroes. How can we continue to protect the people of Megakat City without the SWAT Kats?" Wally asked.
"Who made man's mouth?!" Queen Callista shouted out in a loud, majestic voice where everyone in Megakat City can hear. "Who made the deaf, the mute, the hearing, the seeing or the blind?! Did not the LORD?! Now go!"
Wally and Joey hugged each other as they curled up into balls, clearly scared by the Queen's speech. "Oh, Wally and Joey," Queen Callista said in a calm voice. "I shall be with you two as you go find your friends and return to Carter's dojo. Dark Kat will understand that was so careful on who he recruited. You and your friends are brave souls who don't fear him or his Omegas. Return now to your friends who need you all. It is and always has been your destiny."
Wally and Joey were amazed as a tear ran through Wally's eye. Wally's phone rang as he answered to see it was Tommy calling. "Hi, Tommy," Wally replied.
"Wally, we need you and Joey to come to the swamps. Dr. Viper is mutating the local ecology to a mutated swamp with monsters!" Tommy called.
Wally was afraid that he would be made a fool out of himself again, but it didn't matter. Deep down, he knew he had to help his friends in need. "Hang on, Tommy! I'm coming!" Wally said as he hung up the phone.
Wally turned his attention to Joey. "Come on, Joey. We're going to help Tommy and the others."
"That's the spirit, brother!" Joey happily cheered.
"Get in," Wally said as he put Joey in his pouch and started running for the swamps.
Back at the swamps, Dr. Viper was fighting with Shadow, Saber, Spider-Dog and Nightshade as he unleashed a powerful gas that paralyzed the heroes. "I must say I was impressed by your persistent to keep fighting, Elite Six, but I'm afraid you didn't learn a lesson from Dark Kat," Dr. Viper frowned.
"Well, I guess I'll have to introduce you to my friends here!" Spider-Dog said as he unleashed his Spider-Bot drones as they shot lasers at the mutated lizard kat.
"Pesssssky bots," Dr. Viper said as he destroyed them with his vines and ran to an open field with Spider-Dog fighting him, but every time that Spider-Dog tried to hit him, Dr. Viper countered back with his own fists.
("Commando 1 & 2 – Main Theme" from Miniclip)
Wally and Joey showed as they shouted, "Henshin a go-go, baby!" In a flash of light, they transformed into Captain Downunder and Crickey once again.
"It's Wally and Joey!" Saber called to see them back in action.
"Wally, help," Harvey pleaded to Wally.
Wally, witnessing one of his friends getting hurt by Dr. Viper, lost his temper as he builds up his courage. "That does it! When I'm done with you, Dr. Viper, I will floss my teeth with your spine!" Wally yelled as he threw a boomerang at Dr. Viper's head releasing Harvey.
("Hope for the World" by The Mighty RAW)
Captain Downunder and Crickey were standing on the field of grass as Wally's dream from last night was replaying over in his head. The trees were being blown by the wind as birds fluttered against the wind as he stood between Dr. Viper and Harvey who was beaten by him. "Help me, Wally," Harvey pleaded weakly.
"Carter, Lord Jesus, and Queen Callista, I believe. I knew it wasn't a dream," Captain Downunder said.
A leaf fell from a tree as Dr. Viper was the first to begin the battle between him and his two foes. He tried to hit the two kangaroos, but they quickly moved out of the way with their speed of light power. "Hold sssssssstill, blasssssst you!" Dr. Viper hissed.
"You're telegraphing your moves, ugly reptile butt!" Crickey taunted as he and Captain Downunder laughed.
"Yeah, you definitely need to sharpen your senses," Crickey said as he threw a boomerang at Dr. Viper's legs as Dr. Viper fell face first into the ground.
"You two are ssssuch a pain in the neck!" Dr. Viper growled as he put his hands into the ground and vines came up and tied them down. "Ssssssse if you two can sssssssscurry out of that."
"I know what to do," Captain Downunder said as magic came out of his hands. "Frozen winds of Hell's 9th circle!"
Suddenly, the whole area became cold as the vines became easy to break apart and Dr. Viper suddenly felt cold. "ACHOO!" Dr. Viper sneezed as he tried to keep himself warm.
"I know for a fact that you're a mix between a kat and a mutated reptile and your weakness is cold temperatures. Reptiles are cold-blooded mammals that need external heat source to maintain their well-being. And since you can't regenerate body heat on your own, this battle is as good as done, Dr. Viper!" Captain Downunder shouted as he and Crickey delivered powerful kicks to Dr. Viper and he got knocked out.
("Victory Fanfare from Final Fantasy IX" by Nobuo Uematsu)
"Captain Downunder and Crickey both did victorious poses as their friends ran towards them and cheered for them. "Way to go, Wally and Joey!" Tommy called.
"You two did it!" Hector cheered.
"Thank you," Wally said as he and Joey changed into their regular clothes.
"Welcome back to the team," Harvey said.
Later that day, Wally arrived at a Catholic church as he walked into a confessional booth with a young priest as they both made the Sign of the Cross. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. This is my first confession," Wally began.
"Tell me your sins, son," the priest said.
"I have been angry at my master and blamed him of being a user when I know I shouldn't have blamed him for something that wasn't his fault. I denounced my faith in him, myself and my Lord, Jesus Christ and God," Wally confessed.
"The Lord Jesus Christ assures you that you are forgiven for your sins when Jesus died on the Cross on Good Friday and rose again on Easter Sunday and we must always have faith in Him. As penance, if you have time, pray the Most Blessed Sacrament prayer."
"Oh my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended you, and I detest all my sins, because I dread the loss of heaven and the pains of hell; but most of all because they offend you, my God, who are all good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of your grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to amend my life. Amen."
"God the Father of mercies, through the death and resurrection of his Son has reconciled the world to himself and sent the Holy Spirit among us for the forgiveness of sins; trough the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit," the priest said as he and Wally made the Sign of the Cross.
"Amen," Wally and the priest said.
"May the Passion of our Lord Jesus Christ, the intercession of the Blessed Virgin Mary and of all the saints, and whatever good you do and suffering you endure heal your sins, help you to grow in holiness, and reward you with eternal life. Go in peace," the priest said.
"Amen," Wally said as he left the confession booth and kneeled before the Lord Jesus Christ and sat in the pew.
Wally pulled out his phone and found the Most Blessed Sacrament prayer. "My Lord Jesus Christ, who for the love you bear us, remain night and day in this Sacrament, full of compassion and of love, awaiting, calling and welcoming all who come to visit you. I believe that you are present in the Sacrament of the Altar. I adore you from the abyss of my nothingness and I thank you for all the graces you have given me until now, and in particular, for having given me your Most Holy Mother Mary as my advocate and for having called me to visit you in this church. I now salute your Most Loving Heart, and this for three ends: first, in thanksgiving for this great gift; second, to make amends to you for all the outrages which you receive in this Sacrament from all your enemies; third, I intend by this visit to adore you in all the places on earth in which you are present in this Sacrament and in which you are the least revered and the most abandoned. My Jesus, I love you with my heart. I grieve for having until now so many times offended your infinite goodness. I purpose by your grace never more to offend you for the time to come; and now, miserable and unworthy though I am, I consecrate myself to you without reserve. I give you and renounce my entire will, my affections, my desires, and all that I possess. From now on, use me and all that I have as you wish. All I ask of you and desire is your holy love, final perseverance and the perfect accomplishment of your will. I recommend to you the souls in Purgatory; but especially those who had the greatest devotion to the Most Blessed Sacrament and to the Most Blessed Virgin Mary. I also recommend to you all poor sinners. And finally, my dear Savior, I unite all my affections with the affections of your most loving Heart, and I offer them with you to your Eternal Father and beg him for your sake and for love of you, graciously to accept and grant them," Wally prayed as he fulfilled his penance. The next thing he had to do was go to Carter's dojo and beg for forgiveness.
Carter was busy putting away book of spells used for protecting and healing innocent people when he heard a door open and closed. "Master Delsin?" Wally called.
"Wally?" Carter asked in surprise to see Wally was back in the dojo.
"I want to say that I'm so sorry for blaming you as a user. I was mad and I had no right to blame you. I have sinned against heaven and against you. I no longer deserve to be called your apprentice; treat me as you would treat one of your enemies," Wally began as he broke down in tears.
Carter, however, was filled with compassion. He ran to Wally, embraced him and kissed him. "No, Wally, I won't treat you as one of my enemies. In fact, I forgive you. God will forgive you, but most of all, you forgive yourself," Carter said as a warm smile appeared on his face.
"Thank you, Carter," Wally said.
"Welcome back to the dojo and the team, Wally."
"I will try."
"Then, you will never fail."
The next day, Callie is worried about Jake's welfare as to why her boyfriend Jake just stopped seeing her after one month. She called his and Chance's workplace, but there was no answer from them and the message box was full. One thing that she remembered is that Jake and his gay cousin, Max Parker, were very close and would ask for consoling. Callie pulled out her phone and called Max's phone number.
Max was at his mother's spa getting a back massage as his phone rang. He got up from the table and answered his phone. "Hello?" Max replied.
"Hello, Max? This is Callie, Jake's girlfriend," Callie said.
"Oh, hi, Callie. Jake told me often about you and especially Tommy."
"Do you think you and your mother, May, might want to come over and tell me about what's going on with Jake? I haven't heard from him or Chance for over a month. I called him at home, his cell phone and work phone, but I haven't gotten a response from him. He also hasn't return any of my emails or phone messages."
"Sure, no problem. I'll be there as soon as I'm done with my appointment."
"Great. I'll see you all very soon. Take care."
"You too."
"Thanks. Goodbye."
"Bye-bye," Max said as he hung up the phone. He felt uneasy about telling Callie the truth about Jake. He knew that Jake was Razor and was supposedly destroyed along with Chance. He also knew that he can no longer keep secrets from Callie and he has to tell her the truth now.
Then, May Parker came into the room. "Who has on the phone, dear?" May asked.
"That was Callie. She asked me if she wanted me and you to come over to her house tonight."
"Sure, absolutely."
"Mom," Max said with unease. "We have to tell Callie the truth."
"The truth about what? What are you saying?" May asked.
"That Jake is Razor and Chance is T-Bone."
"Alright. We'll leave at once."
Carter had overheard Callie on the phone as she hid in the kitchen pantry and left as quickly as he could. He has to bring Tommy, Hector, Harvey, Wally and Joey and Natasha to Callie's house for support to not only Callie, but for the kids as well.
Later that evening, Callie opened the door to see not only Max and his mother, but also Carter and Hector, Harvey, Wally, Joey and Natasha. "Hello, Max," Callie said in surprise.
"Hi, Callie," Max said.
"Who is this gentleman?" Callie asked as she recognized Carter.
"This is Carter Delsin, a noble warrior of your distant ancestor, Queen Callista," Wally said.
"It's an honor to meet you for the first time, Ms. Briggs," Carter said as he offered his hand to Callie and she shook it.
"You too, Mr. Delsin."
"Shall we all sit at the living room?" May asked.
"Sure," Tommy said as he gathered everyone around and everyone took their seats. "Who wants to go first?"
"I will," Callie began. "Max, do you know of the whereabouts of Jake and Chance?"
Max was hesitant to answer her at first, but he took a deep breath and said, "Your boyfriend, Jake, and his friend, Chance, are the SWAT Kats Razor and T-Bone."
Callie gasped in disbelief as she saw the death of the SWAT Kats that she didn't know at the time was her boyfriend and his friend as tears formed in her eyes.
"I knew they were the SWAT Kats from the beginning until they were killed. The only reason I didn't tell you was that I was afraid something would've happened to you and your family. I knew it was an extremely selfish way to keep secrets from you and should've told you sooner and I'm sorry," Max said as tears formed in his eyes as well.
"No, Max, I forgive you," Callie said. "At last, I could finally have peace of mind knowing that Jake and Chance died as heroes for Megakat City. My only regret is that I wished that he and I would get married and have a family together."
"Excuse me, I'm going outside to get me some fresh air," Natasha said as she left.
Tommy got up from his seat and hugged his sister as he was crying. All the kids surround Callie and comforted her as May got up to see Callie's eyes. "You know what? I was just about to put on a fresh pot of green tea. You look like you could use a cup," May said with a warm smile.
"God, yes. Thank you," Callie said as she wiped her tears.
Natasha sat around the fire pit as she closed her eyes and took a deep breath. She focused on her slow breathing and heartrate as she suddenly saw a vision of Razor and T-Bone wake up and still alive in a desolate world of nuclear fallout. "Natasha," Razor said.
Natasha woke up from her mediation as she got up from her seat. "Razor! T-Bone!" she gasped as she ran back to the house.
Callie was sitting in the living room as the kids were talking amongst themselves and playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 on Tommy's PS4. "So, I guess that makes Tommy as Shadow, Hector as Saber, Harvey as Spider-Dog, Wally as Captain Downunder, Joey as Crickey, and Natasha as Nightshade?" Callie asked Carter.
"That's correct. They can be quite a handful, but don't get me wrong. I love kids. In fact, I used to house and help troubled youth at a Catholic school in the Dark Ages in Megalith City," Carter said.
Natasha opened the back door as she exclaimed, "They're alive!"
Natasha ran in front of the TV as Hector paused the game. "Hey!" Hector exclaimed.
"What's the deal?" Harvey asked.
"Razor and T-Bone are alive!" Natasha proclaimed to the entire living room much to everyone's skepticism.
"We know, Natasha," Hector said as he got up from his seat. "Of course, they are. We all think they're alive."
"I don't think, Hector. I know," Natasha defended her argument. "I saw them with my magic somewhere in the future."
"Huh?" Max asked in surprise. It did bring him some relief in knowing that Jake and Chance are alive.
"I read Natasha's mind. She's telling the truth. We all must gather outside to the fire pit and see the SWAT Kats through the children's minds," Carter said as he got up from his seat and went outside to start up the fire.
After a few minutes, the fire in the fire pit was burning bright and hot. Wally kept blowing on the hot coals to ensure that the fire won't go out. "Natasha, if you dragged us out here for nothing," Tommy began.
"Don't worry, I came prepared," Harvey said as he pulled out his skewer that had burned marshmallows and a bag of marshmallows along with graham crackers and Hershey's chocolate bars.
"Put those away," Natasha said as Harvey put the marshmallows away. "Now, everybody close your eyes and concentrate. Concentrate hard."
Everybody around the fireplace closed their eyes and took slow deep breaths. Suddenly, the fire turned blue as the SWAT Kats, Razor and T-Bone, appeared before them without their masks and helmets on. "We are proud of you, my children," Jake said.
"Tonight, you have learned the final and greatest truth of the heroic warrior. That ultimate mastery comes not of the body, but of the mind. Together, there is nothing your six minds cannot accomplish. Help each other. Draw upon one another. And always remember the true force that binds you, the same as which brought us here tonight that which we gladly return with our final words," Chance said.
"We love you all, my children," Jake said. "And I love you too, Callie."
Everyone around the fireplace started to feel sentimental as Callie felt Jake had touched her physically. As for Tommy, Hector, Harvey, Wally, Joey, and Natasha, they both started to weep as they were made heroes by Razor and T-Bone.
"How about we all go back inside and watch my show?" Max asked.
Max popped open a bottle of champagne as Callie asked, "What's all this about?"
"I'm celebrating," Max said.
"Celebrating what?" Tommy asked.
"I think this could be the best show we've ever done."
The TV shows The Max Parker Show on Saturday Night Live as Max said to the live audience, "Very good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Listen, we've got an extraordinary show for you tonight."
The show was on all TVs across Megakat City and their residents, including Commander Feral's house next door as he sat in the living room with his wife and twin sons, Justin and Christian Feral. Felina Feral, Jane Foxworth and her boyfriend, Lt. Nathan Steele were watching the show at a bar in Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen along with Ann Gora and her boyfriend, Johnny Kaiser.
"You're not gonna believe it. As a matter of fact, I don't think I do. Will you please give a very warm welcome to our own Dark Kat!" Max exclaimed as an actor pretending to be Dark Kat appeared on stage with two Vegas show girls welcoming him and the audience was clapping.
Many people were starting to form smiles on their face. "No way!" Murray said.
"It can't be!" Burke said.
"Oh, but it is!" Justin Furlong, Chance's elder brother and Murray and Burke's boss, said.
Callie looked at Max as Max explained, "We threw out the censor-approved script and shot one I wrote this morning."
"Oh, my God," Wally said as he drank his cup of hot chocolate as actors pretending to be Omega troops pointed their guns at the audience. Wally gulped hard as Dark Kat took his seat next to Max on TV.
Max held up cards as one card said "SPHINCTER BOY" that pointed to the fake Dark Kat as everyone started to laugh hard at the crude comment. "Dark Kat, Dark Kat, Dark Kat, I understand you've been under tremendous strain lately since the beginning of this whole hero business and we thought it would be a nice idea to try and help you relax. Girls?" Max called as he switched to another card that said, "HE BLOWS GOATS. I HAVE PROOF."
Everyone laughed harder at the comment, but the responsible parents knew that their children should never say any of that kind of stuff in public or private.
The Vegas girls gave the fake Dark Kat a box of cigar which he took a cigar. "Ah! Warm milk. There's nothing better," fake Dark Kat said.
"I understand you enjoy a glass every night, Dark Kat," Max said.
"Since I was a boy."
Dark Kat was watching the show too as he held up a glass of warm milk in his right hand.
"But you're wrong, Mr. Parker. The SWAT Kats were never a concern," fake Dark Kat said as he had no idea that an actor pretending to be Razor was tying up his shoes together as he laughed quietly.
"Oh, really?" Max said. "Dark Kat, Dark Kat—"
"It's them," Justin Feral said to his mother and father at the Feral household.
"Are you saying that they're not still alive and active?" Max asked as he held up another card that said, "THIS MAN HAS NO PENIS." Everyone laughed as hard and loud as they can as an actor pretending to be T-Bone switched the fake Dark Kat's cigar with a dummy cigar.
The fake Dark Kat picked up the dummy cigar as he said, "The SWAT Kats have been neutralized." The dummy cigar exploded at the tip as everyone started laughing.
"Oh, my God! Dark Kat, look!" Max exclaimed. "The SWAT Kats!"
The fake Dark Kat turned his head right to see the fake Razor playing a kazoo and fake T-Bone playing a clothes washboard with a spoon. "The SWAT Kats! Get them!" The audience laughed as the fake Dark Kat walked towards them, but the tied-up shoes knocked him over as he struggled to maintain his balance. "Oh dear."
("Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph)
Max, May, Carter, Callie, Tommy, Hector, Wally, Joey, Harvey, and Natasha were laughing their heads off as the show started to show the band play some wacky music. The fake SWAT Kats were running away from the fake Omega troops, then the Vegas girls running away from the fake SWAT Kats as the fake Omegas were chasing them. At the same time, Max was eating a banana as the fake Omegas ran past him along with an actor dressed up as a gorilla. One of the fake Omega troops was running away from the gorilla as the Vegas girls chased after the gorilla.
Then, Max threw the banana peel at the floor as the fake SWAT Kats tripped on it and fell to the floor as many fake Omega troops dog piled on them. Max ran on stage and said, "Hey! What do you say we liven this game up with some sun tan oil and play bikini beach blanket tangle?" Max poured the sun tan oil on the people and they were slipping around as everyone laughed their heads off.
"At last!" the fake Dark Kat said. "And now, for all the world to see."
Fake Dark Kat removed the masks to reveal it was actually Murray and Burke.
"It's them!" Christian Feral said.
Max was puzzled at the notion. "Unhand me! I am your Dark Kat!" Murray said.
"How dare you! I am Dark Kat!" fake Dark kat argued.
"Imposter!" Burke said as Murray, Burke, and fake Dark Kat fought each other.
"Soldiers! Those two are the SWAT Kats!" fake Dark Kat said as the fake Omegas readied their 20-gauge shotguns.
"I order you to shoot those traitors!" Murray yelled.
"Liar!" Burke talked back.
"Faker!" fake Dark Kat growled.
"Fraud!" Murray yelled.
"Ready!" fake Dark Kat called.
"Aim!" Burke called as Max shielded his ears.
"Fire!" fake Dark Kat, Murray and Burke ordered in unison and the soldiers shot them both dead.
Fake Dark Kat got up as he walked towards the broken elevator. "I'll be heading home and get some sleep," fake Dark Kat said as the elevator doors opened to see that the elevator shaft was empty and there was no elevator.
"I wouldn't do that," Max said.
"How come?" fake Dark Kat asked as he fell down the elevator shaft to 590 feet down to the ground as a scream came from him as he hit the ground and the curtains fell.
Max bowed to the audience as they cheered for him and the fake Dark Kats as the SWAT Kats snickered with the cigars. The real Dark Kat was really pissed off about the show as he broke his glass of warm milk in his right hand.
"Man, I can't believe you did that, Max," Callie said.
"Are you kidding? That was priceless, hilarious and original," Tommy said between laughs.
"Yeah, I'm sure Jake and Chance would definitely love that episode on your show," Hector said.
"Thank you, Tommy and Hector. There's no doubt in my mind that they will love that episode and our ratings will go through the roof," Max said.
A/N: dax0042 has given me permission to use his characters, Max and May Parker.