Disclaimer: All original characters do not belong to me, as much as I would love them to! However, the witty banter and snarky remarks, absolutely do!
A/N: Sorry for the delay, but here's a little late Christmas present. Compliments of the season everyone!

Blair sent Nate an approving glance and subtly leaned closer to Nate's seat whispering, "Well done Archibald, I didn't think you had it in you to save your barbie!"
Chuck smirked and said rather loudly, "What's going on in that pretty little head of yours? Any new positions you want to try out? Because you know, I'm always willing." Everyone in the van groaned loudly, and Eric reminded them that they are not the only one's in the van and begged them to stop with the incessant flirting.
Blair completely ignored him and commented, " Eww Bass, stop being a perv," as she shifted around in his lap, trying to sit as far away as possible to make a statement. Chuck couldn't help but drawl, "If you don't want me to be a perv you should stop grinding against me, kitten."

Jenny squealed in her high-pitched voice, "Guys, please shut up. Some of us are really trying hard to salvage this trip and make something out of it, but your continuous bickering or weird flirting, whatever you want to call it, is really irritating," as she nudged Chuck. Chuck wrinkled his nose as he not so subtly scooched away from Jenny and dusted his expensive shirt. Blair then spoke up, "I'm sorry if our incessant bickering as you call it, is irritating you Little J. If you really want to get away from it, I'm sure we could just leave you stranded on the road in the middle of nowhere. I surely wouldn't oppose the idea!"
The warning in her glaring eyes made it clear that she would have no problem doing so and no one would be able to stop it, seeing as she's Queen B after-all, the master manipulator and schemer who could get anyone to do her bidding. The car had suddenly been encompassed by an awkward silence, when Dan announced loudly that they needed to continue with the game and stop with all this.

This time Blair volunteered, and before anyone could get a word out, Chuck dared her to make-out with someone in the van and leaned backwards and adjusted in the seat as though beckoning her to come towards him. She didn't look the least bit surprised with this revelation and instead leaned towards Serena, giving her a sensual kiss, knowing that she had an eager audience. This continued for a good minute, leaving 3 boys' mouths agape, while 1 boy scarred for life! Blair leaned back into Chuck's lap, but not before turning around, licking her lips all while staring at him with those doe brown eyes of hers. With the scene that Chuck had just witnessed, he knew that he would without a doubt die a happy man.

"Guy's as much as I would like this game to continue," he paused after Vanessa shot him a withering glance, before Dan continued to say, "We've reached the camp!"
Chuck let out a little cluck of disappointment before saying, "Leave it to you Humphrey, to spoil every man's wet fantasy!"
Vanessa just couldn't help but add her two cents worth saying in her usual judgmental voice, "Not everyone is as gross as you, Chuck. Some people are actually gentlemen." "Fear not Abrams, if you were to kiss anyone like that, I'd be sure to carve out my eyes," commented Chuck. Serena clapped her hands as though to reprimand them saying, "It's not enough that we have to hear Chuck and Blair's constant bickering, don't you two start now too."
 To that Chuck looked affronted and added, "Please sis, don't you ever compare my banter with B, to my disdain of Brooklynites." Not giving Vanessa a chance to continue, Chuck swung the door open and pinched Blair's butt, while she squealed, to signal that she needed to get off.
Everyone else shook their heads looking at their display and got out of the van.

After getting off the van, all of them started their hike to a huge tent that awaited them. Serena was practically prancing ahead while Vanessa and Jenny were marching on like it was part of their everyday routine, and it may actually be, thought B! Blair on the other hand was getting increasingly grumpy as she was stumbling around on what she considered extremely rocky terrain to god knows where, in her Manolo boots.
And it did not help her mood that she had stumbled 3 times, all of when that basshole was ready to put his arm around her to steady her, almost predicting her hiking failure! Moment Serena got the first view of that massive tent, she started bouncing off the walls like a 5 year old kid on a sugar high, screeching about how they could have a continuous slumber party. Blair brought up the rear end of the whole group huffing and puffing about the ridiculous hike, all while putting her arms around Serena's shoulder to steady her and dampen her mood by saying, "This is nothing worth getting excited over S, it's a crappy tent!"
Humphrey had the gall to look affronted and added, " But this is bigger than my apartment back in Brooklyn." Blair raised her eyebrows mockingly and commented scathingly, "Exactly why it's crappy, Humphrey, nothing to brag about!"

Blair passed her bag to Chuck and strutted past him right to the outside of the tent with as much elegance as she could muster. Chuck scoffed loudly, "Do I look like a bellboy to you, Waldorf? I'm only ready to play the part of a slave in bed"
 This statement elicited a number of groans and sighs as Blair chose to skip past it and rather complain about the interior of the tent, as she took a peek inside, not daring to step foot into that disease infested place. Even Serena's face fell slightly as she caught sight of the lack of amenities in the hole that they would be living in for 2 weeks.
"See S, I told you. It's exactly as down-market as advertised. It could give Humphrey's apartment a run for its money."
"Stop acting like such a spoiled princess Blair, daddy can't always fulfill all your wishes. I mean after all, he isn't even with you most of the time. Even he finds his French lover more entertaining," Vanessa added rather savagely.

A/N: Sorry to keep you all waiting for Blair's reply which I'm sure will add to all the drama and angst, but just had to end it at a cliff hanger to retain some element of excitement. Also, had a look at the reviews and someone asked about the pairings...like mentioned in the story description all the pairings mentioned will be the endgame ones in the story, though there will be a lot of drama and fighting amongst the characters and couples before getting there.
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