Pooh walked home, limping from the recent anal violation he received back at Rabbit's house. He was constantly rubbing and grabbing his posterior to relieve himself from the stinging pain.

"Rabbit's way of pushing someone sure is aggressive" Pooh said "At least I'm out of that hole"

Once Pooh got to his front lawn, he noticed odd footprints that led right inside his house. The bear was smart enough to not head straight to his front door but peeked through his back window to investigate. There, he saw whom those footprints actually belonged to. It was Piglet's and it's clearly visible that he's playfully masturbating himself. Since there's no threat, Pooh went around and entered from the front door.

"Hi Piglet" greeted Pooh

Out of shock, Piglet accidently busted a nut on Pooh's stomach. "Oh Pooh! I didn't noticed you coming in.. I'm sorry for the mess"

Pooh dismissed it and said, "What has brought you into my humble abode?"

"Oh!" Piglet said as he panicky searched his pockets for something.

Then the petite swine pulled out a rolled paper and constantly waved it in the air in pure excitement.

"Is the landlord collecting already?" Pooh exclaimed nervously "I just recently paid!"

Pooh and the others had been living rent free throughout the past years. But as soon as Christopher Robin went to college, he started to collect rent from the animals to pay for his tuition and student loans. If they refuse, then down in the dungeon they go; where Christopher would defile them in various devious ways.

Piglet let out a laugh, perhaps a little too much. "Silly ol' bear! It's a treasure map"

Pooh calmed down and grabbed the scroll from his swine friend. "Where did you get this, Piglet?"

"Eeyore gave it to me before he hanged himself," answered Piglet, still laughing.

"It's says that it'll lead us to a honey well-hidden deep in the hundred acre woods!" Piglet explained while Pooh stupidly examines the piece of paper.

"Did you say honey?" asked Pooh; His cock sprung up like a catapult with precum as it's projectile.

Slapping Pooh's ass, Piglet then replied "You heard me! Now let's not waste time and find this son of a bitch"

The two treasure hunters went out and followed the markings sketched on the map. The map led them through different parts of the woods. At one point, they passed by Rabbit's house and saw the hare still unconscious with his dick drooling with cum. Their journey together made Pooh and Piglet closer, maybe a tad bit close for anyone's liking.

Finally, the duo arrived at their destination. They saw the well and Pooh can already smell the honey. The bear's cock acted like it's sentient and dragged Pooh closer to the well like a disobedient dog pulling it's owner with a leash.

Once Pooh got to the well, he peeked in the hole and found out the map wasn't lying. Down there was a lake of potent honey. However, as Pooh tried to reach for the yellow delight, his arms stopped midway; it was too short and fat.

"Oh bother, No! Oh shit!" Pooh cursed while also correcting himself after.

"What seems to be causing you such anger, Pooh" asked Piglet

Now fuming with rage, Pooh replied, "My goddamn arm couldn't reach! How will we able to consume that precious honey?"

"Perhaps I can help," volunteered Piglet, raising his hand.

Pooh suddenly grinned a grin only a demented individual could make. "That's it! Piglet come here" and the swine obeyed.

Pooh then grabbed Piglet by the legs and inserted him down the well, hanging. At last, they have made contact with the sweet bee pee. Half of Piglet's body can be submerge if they wanted to.

"What now Pooh!" asked Piglet; his voice echoed in the claustrophobic space.

Pooh then ordered Piglet to pucker his lips which Piglet, again, abided. The bear then plunged the pig's head in the honey pool and kissed the swine's dried asshole.

Suddenly, Piglet felt a gush of honey entering his mouth in an alarming rate. He was surprised since he wasn't sipping the liquid. Turns out it was Pooh's doing, the bear used him as a straw! The surging honey travelled from his mouth and exited out of his anal lip - which then into Pooh's slurping mouth. The feeling was too weird for Piglet, it was like having an intense uncontrollable diarrhea with a loose asshole.

All of a sudden, Piglet was pulled up. Once he reached the surface, he saw Pooh puking.

"What's wrong Pooh?" the pig asked.

"The honey tasted funny!" Pooh yelled "Taste like shit!"

"Must be that week long turd I've been storing" wondered Piglet "So technically, you are eating shit, lol"

"Sorry, I really haven't had any time to take a dump" he added.

Now, Pooh was pissed. He angrily walks towards his still laughing friend with a clenched hand. Then, he gave Piglet a hard blow to the gut, which in turn made the unaware Piglet coughed blood, and shitted; crapping down three honey soaked feces.

"Do you know how it feels to chew five gums?" the bear mockingly asked.

Pooh then picked up the fecal matters and shove them in his mouth. Pooh chewed like how someone would munch on a bubblegum. Pooh kept chewing until all the honey flavor were sucked out of the feces. The bear afterwards spat the flavorless shit on the ground.

Pooh turned to Piglet "There! Traffic's gone"

Again, He drowned Piglet and used him a straw. Unfortunately, for the bear, the honey still tasted horrible.

"What is it now?" Pooh complained; rolling on the ground like a spoiled brat.

Then, the bear saw his swine friend puking honey and other bodily fluids. It finally occurred to him that Piglet's stomach acids are to blame for the odd flavor.

"The straw method isn't gonna work Piglet" said Pooh, devastated.

"Oh thank God" Piglet thought.

Then, Pooh came up with another brilliant idea. It was almost as similar as the straw technique but instead of sucking from Piglet's swine hole, The pig himself will sip as much honey he can in his mouth like a chipmunk eating nuts. Once performed, Piglet will then spit these sweet fluids into Pooh's mouth. The two did this for hours until the honey well was empty.

"We did it Pooh" celebrated the exhausted Piglet. "We got all of it"

"I believe you are mistaken, Piglet" said Pooh who is now eyeing Piglet's asshole. "There's still a few left inside you"

Pooh was right, there are pints of honey left inside Piglet. In the pig's anus, lies honey that is stuck on the walls of it's rectal cavity after being used as a straw.

Pooh stride towards Piglet with his cock erect. Then grabbed and proceeded to fuck the swine.

"Heavens to betsy!" moaned Piglet "Plough my piggy fanny Pooh!"

Piglet had wanted Pooh ever since they were a wee baby. The bear was his dream boy, why else would he constantly hang out with the obese loser with an eating disorder; it was love that drove him to do so.

The feeling was practically new to Piglet. Yes, he had done ass fingering before but having a full girthy cock drilling his anal hole is a different experience.

"Oh hot diggety damn, I'm gonna cum" warned Pooh.

Piglet felt Pooh's bear seed spurted inside him. Giving him the feeling of bliss and warmth, which in turn made him sleep.

Sexually pleased, Pooh slid his cock out; which is now soaked with gooey honey. Then he tried to suck it. Pooh is so addicted to honey that he would consider doing such awful thing. However, the bear is too fat to even reach the tip of his 9-inch cock. So he woke piglet up and asked him to suck his "wiener the pooh" and the pig did.

"Kiss me Fat boy!" Piglet sensually demanded after recently sucking honey bear cock.

Pooh did so while viciously sucking the Pig's sweet orifice, mostly the tongue that is soaked with honey. Their tongues danced together drenched with sweetened saliva and steamy breathes.

Their bro moment lasted a couple of minutes until they both passed out from pleasurable glee.

Behind a nearby bush, hid a striped figure. It was Tigger. He was somehow present at that specific spot. He saw the bear, pig action, and ended up cringing and crying.

"What in holy fuck!" He cried while heading back to spread the news.

Chapter 3 coming soon, when I feel like it.