Things You Are Not Allowed to Do at the SCP Foundation
DISCLAIMER: I do not earn any profit by writing this. Its just for fun. I don't own anything.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This one is rather specific to fans of the Tales From the SCP Foundation. I'd been thinking about this for a while, and after watching a couple of similarly themed videos on YouTube, I decided to go ahead with it. Let me know if I should keep it up. R&R.
Chapter 2
A recent initiative to spread disinformation about the Foundation has been effective, but has also caused some unforeseen problems. The website established called 'Tales from the SCP Foundation' and the accompanying YouTube channels have helped to deescalate a number of information leaks and debunk certain urban legends that have been spreading.
This was the aim, and the 05 Council is, overall, pleased with the results. The Council is also of the opinion that we are all fortunate that we don't have to deal with some of the things that the civilian contributors to the site have dreamed up. We'd all be toast, otherwise. Investigation of a few of the urban legends mentioned in the posted stories have led to the containment of four separate anomalies, so far. This was an unlooked-for bonus. That said, there have been a few problems along the way, and they necessitate additions to the list.
16. Do not post your 'awesome story ideas' to the actual SCP Foundation database. MTF teams have enough to do without chasing the warped delusions of staff members.
17. SCP-732 creates enough havoc in our files without staff members adding to the confusion by writing their stories at work, on our systems. If you must write SCP Foundation fanfic, please do it at home.
18. Do not use the names of real researchers, MTF members, or administrators in your stories. Dr. Bright was not amused by the 'list of things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do.'
Addendum: There is some merit to that list. Personnel should assume that nothing on it is acceptable behavior. For anyone.
19. Crank calls to SCP-1543 are not now and never will be funny.
20. Instances of SCP-39 are not to be used to supplement the maintenance staff. No, it does not matter that they work for free and are more skilled than our regular personnel.
21. SCP-18 is to NOT to be brought anywhere near SCP-137. In the future, they are to be kept at different sites. That was expensive.
22. SCP-185 is not to be tuned to future dates in an attempt to find winning lottery numbers.
23. Instances of SCP-3092 are not to be referred to as MTF MonKI, and they are not to be dispatched to contain anything. Admittedly, their apprehension of SCP-1370 was both impressive and hilarious. Does there need to be an investigation into how Pesterbot escaped in the first place?
24. There will be no SCP pornography. I don't care if SCP-347, SCP-2396, and SCP-105 are willing.
A. That is also not an appropriate use for Mr. Deeds.
B. Or SCP-1156 (I don't want to know.)
25. Firing SCP-682 out of SCP-44 has possibilities, but the 05 Council tends to think it would not end well. Aiming SCP-44 at the headquarters of the UIU would definitely not end well. I don't care how annoying they are.
26. SCP-1156 does not, despite what it has been told, actually work for the Foundation and is not eligible for promotion, least of all to the 05 Council. The administrator that submitted the paperwork clearly does not have enough actual work to do. This will be remedied.
27. SCP-94 is a complex spatial anomaly. It's nature and potential applications are to be carefully studied and considered. Do not refer to it in reports as 'the best way to get rid of the evidence.'
28. Adult inflatable 'toys' are not to be brought anywhere near SCP-137.
29. Making posters resembling SCP-1155 and putting them in the parking garage is not funny.
30. SCP-050 can be dangerous when provoked. Do not dare new personnel to steal and hide it as a prank.