The SCP-9683 instances are a strange bunch, but by Foundation standards they are quite mundane and uninteresting. At least, that's what most people working with SCP-9683 thought before they descended into the chaos which is the lives of the personified countries.
LEVEL FOUR CLEARANCE REQUIRED. ALL NEW LEADERS OF A NATIONS MUST READ THIS FILE AND THE SPECIFIC SCP-9683 FILE THAT RELATES TO THE PERSONIFICATION OF THEIR COUNTRY. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO THE FILE OF SCP-9683 WILL LEAD TO DEMOTION AND REASSIGNMENT.
In the end, what they thought was their regular IKEA shopping trip took much longer than they expected. Nordic-centric fic, crossover with SCP-3008, A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA. Rated T for 'Tanska swears a bunch'.
Sweden drags the other Nordics to yet another IKEA. Little do the five know, they have actually entered SCP-3008-1. Can they escape? Better question; will they? Based on a Tumblr post by Hetalia-crackfessions.