(AN: Sorry for not posting in a while, I had testing, but since it's now Christmas break, I might as well start this, also, the timeline for the pilot episode of both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss starts this chapter.)

So we fighting a Minotaur, hope it likes lasers

Edward's P.O.V.

So, after going to Hell and coming back here with Molly, things have been… interesting. One thing was that we had a new Math Teacher, who I don't remember even meeting before, and goes by Mrs. Kerr.

Anyways, I'm getting off topic here, but I was waking up and what I saw was Molly, in the bed, in her demon form, again… great. I was getting off my bed but I felt some arms around me. "No Edward, don't leave yet…" Molly said while sleeping. "Are you serious, again, this is what, the two hundredth time now." I thought to myself before trying to get her arms off me, which I was unsuccessful in doing. "Luckily I learned some spells, even the one that lets me do shortcuts." I thought before doing a shortcut, which teleported me out of her grip and onto the floor.

"Man do I love these shortcuts." I thought, seeing that the spell was made by someone who literally hated doing a lot of walking, they even managed to do it subconsciously to let them dodge. "Well, time to start the day." I said to myself before leaving my room, and before I left, I heard Molly moaning… "Not doing this shit again." I thought before booking out of my room and mentally preparing myself to deal with an above average horny Molly later.

Timeskip…

Christ on a stick, the finals were very fucking hard, they even managed to mess up the calculations that I was trying to do for Math and Physics, but here is the good question, why do we need to learn things if I just want to know how to pay taxes, like what the hell. I am very mentally exhausted right now, and I need a goddamn energy drink. I found a vending machine not very far away from where I was at, and it had the glorious energy drinks, even my favorite energy drink, the blue Powerade.

I took out my wallet to get the blue Powerade and once I got it, I drank the mother fucker like my life depended on it. I downed the Powerade in less than a minute before putting the empty bottle in the nearby recycling bin. "Damn I needed that." I said to myself before going around the school seeing that it was about time to leave. "Well, time to meet with Percy again." I thought to myself before going around to find Percy.

And after a while of going around to find Percy, I heard something going on in a nearby room. "Percy, don't be discouraged about leaving Yancy. It's alright but… it's for the best." the voice said, and the voice was familiar… ah yes, it was Mr. Brunner, the one teacher whose class gets my eyes to see some weird shit going on while reading the assigned text book for a few seconds before going back to normal. After a few more seconds of waiting, I heard the door open to see Percy walk out of the room.

"Dude, what the hell just happened?" I asked, considering what had happened there. "Oh… Just Brunner telling me… never mind." he said. "Something must be up with him if he's like this." I thought before seeing Grover appear. "And this is where I leave, I have a feeling that you are going to talk with Percy here." I said, while promising myself to find some food that is blue, probably go to a candy store or something and get him blue candy. I decided to use a shortcut and get home faster while preparing myself to deal with Molly.

Timeskip to the last day of the school term…

"Well, at least this couldn't get any worse," I thought to myself, seeing a very horny Molly when I woke up. She was then moaning while pushing my head into her fluffy breasts. "And I think I accidentally tempted the universe." I thought, feeling Molly's arms tighten around me.

"I'm very damn lucky that due to the exercise I get from doing the chores Uncle gives me, I have a much better lung capacity." I continued to think before using a shortcut to get out of the room. "Don't want to rely on shortcuts if they make me lazy." I thought again before preparing myself to deal with, what I would call, a very horny Molly, and it would seem like that I have to deal with her later… "I have an idea." I said to myself while smirking. "I wonder how Percy would react to Molly. It might be funny." I thought before realizing that I would also have to deal with Molly, and if what she was trying to do last night would continue on to today, then I have to prepare myself to deal with Molly out in public.

"Yeah, no, not letting him deal with that… might as well use the radio voice when I'm at school again." I said to myself, again, before getting ready for the last day of school.

Once I got ready for the last day of school, I heard the door to my room open and I sighed, another day of a horny Molly. I have a bad feeling about today.

Once I got to school, which took me using a shortcut to get there, I had gotten to go around the school to see Percy, and he seemed out of it. "Yo, Percy, mind if I come with you, you seem out of it." I said. That got him out of it, and said "Sure, I guess.".

"Good, because if you have a location to go to after this, then I know a shortcut." I said, while winking at him. I also tossed him a book, which had Greek mythology in it, even though that with Hell being real, might as well come prepared in case if the other gods exist, which also means monsters, but again, with Hell existing, I have a safe spot to go to if the apocalypse arrives.

"Read the page with the book mark, I found out the thing we fought during the trip." I said to him while we were moving around the school, Grover joined us about nearing the time when school ends. "W-Why can I now see the words clearly with them not moving around?" he asked, I smirked and said "Trade secret.".

After school ended, we went to a bus stop, while secretly using the shortcut on all three of us to get there faster, though I noticed Grover to be a bit panicked when using the shortcut. Once we arrived at the bus stop, I saw Acorn at the bus stop. "Oh, thought I would meet you guys here." she said.

Acorn's P.O.V.

I saw Edward, Grover, and Percy arrive, and I greeted them. Grover was a fellow Satyr like me, but I was more experienced in getting demigods to camp. And with the meetings with Chiron, and keeping tabs on Edward, I haven't had time to speak with Grover and give him a few tips. Still haven't trained him enough though, and with… that incident, well, I might as well get some things to train him better.

"So, mind telling me where you are going, Percy, since school is out, I think it's a good time to start looking for a job." Edward said. Edward is a bit difficult in trying to figure out, but his scent is a bit diluted, but just enough so that the monsters ignore him, and with him living at his family home, there is something else that seems a bit wrong to me.

His family home seems to have the same type of barrier that doesn't let monsters in at camp, although his house seems to let mortals in. Might need to gather more information on that, and if possible, ask Edward if demigods can use it as a safe spot of sorts.

"-For Kindly Ones?" was what Percy said, snapping me out of my thoughts, though why did he ask that. I saw Grover nearly jump out of his seat and asked him "Wha-what do you mean?" and Percy confessed to what he heard. On the one night where Chiron asked me to take a break, this happened.

I then heard static from somewhere and heard Edward say "Percy, check the book, the one with the letter F, page 56, we might have trouble later." and he was looking at… How did he recognize them? He recognized the three fates. "Hold on guys, Tempus nunc ad me pertinet." Edward said and then I heard a clock sound slowing down.

Edward P.O.V.

Okay, just did the time stop spell, I only have a few seconds. I looked at where the fates were at and it seems that they too, were stopped. "Good, now it's time to use a shortcut." I said before shortcutting all four of us to a location near where Percy lives.

I successfully teleported us all to said location and heard a clock start up again. I then saw Percy, Grover, and Acorn all seeing where we were, very confused. "What… just happened?" Percy asked. "Something that can get the government on our asses if they saw that." I said, "Besides, you recognize we are near anyway, don't you?" I continued and Percy looked around and had his eyes widen.

"I just used a shortcut, something that can be very useful to get around faster." I said, "I'm sure you want answers, but not today, and I've been reading up the myths, though I won't say anything until I also get my answers as to why they exist in the first place." I continued. Acorn was looking at me in shock, and then I saw a van come by, and saw a certain… symbol…

"We need to go, looks like someone's found us, Percy, go to your mother, Grover, follow Percy, Acorn, you want answers, then come to my house, and Percy," I said while throwing a device to Percy, "That's a tracker, I have my ways of finding you, we have a foundation to hide from." I continued before grabbing Acorn's hand to go to an alleyway and then use a shortcut to go back to my house.

"MOLLY, the Foundation found us by accident, we need to hide, I've brought Acorn here." I yelled out before grabbing the essential things, including the spell book that I've been using. "ON IT!" Molly said before I heard a lot of crashing going on. "Be warned Acorn, you might be a bit freaked out by Molly's appearance." I said to Acorn before seeing Molly appear, looking at Acorn.

"W-What is she?" Acorn asked, and I simply said "Someone that has been bound to me, from Hell. And not the Underworld, literal Hell. Christians have believed in an actual God, and as such, Hell exists as well." and then Acorn passed out.

"Too much information?" I asked and Molly said "Too much.".

Timeskip…

We were at Montauk, hiding out for a bit, and after a while, Acorn woke up. "W-What happened?" she asked, and I said "You had an information overload, and we might need to get you some gear, you're on the run from the Foundation now, the S.C.P Foundation to be exact." and Acorn then looked shocked again. "Listen, you want the short answer, the Foundation knows about things that shouldn't even exist, and they have contained anomalies before. How I know this, I heard things from Sinners down in Hell, some of them even told me how they died." I said.

I looked around to see that lightning clouds were starting to form. "Damnit, this is bad, Molly, make sure she is safe, we might need to run soon." I said, looking at Molly, and she said "Got it, but you owe me for this." before grabbing Acorn with two of her arms while holding the bags with her other two.

After a little more time of waiting, I saw some people, and they looked like… "PERCY, OVER HERE!" I yelled out, going towards them. "HUH! Oh, hey Edward." he said and a woman appeared, who must be Percy's mother. "We need to go, now!" she said, which held no room for an argument.

"Well, looks like I'm coming with you then. Where's your car?" I asked, and they motioned me to follow. I also saw Grover, but he seems to be very scared for some reason. After a few seconds of running, I saw their car, and said "Intus expand vehiculo!" and then said "Molly, Acorn, get in!", which prompted Molly and Acorn to appear, which shocked Grover, Percy's mom, and Percy.

"Don't ask questions right now, I can give them later, but until then, we need to move." I said, and then Percy's mother snapped out of it and said "He's right, we need to move." which snapped Percy and Grover out of it as well and we all got in the car.

A few minutes later, we were back in a forest, and there was a lot of rain. "So, I think I can give you answers right now. Ask away." I said to them, which prompted Grover to ask "Who is that, and why does she have Acorn in her arms.". "That, is Molly, a Sinner from Hell, and before you ask, yes, it's real, I've been researching a lot of things since the day at the museum, including who was Mrs. Dodds and why she looked like that, suffice to say, that day wasn't the craziest part of that day. Next question." I said, while looking outside, seeing that the lightning seems to be hitting closer to the car.

"Yeah, here's one, why does your home have a barrier similar to the one at camp!" Acorn said. "Wait.. what? I didn't even know that, and what camp?" I asked, which prompted Acorn to say "Camp Half-Blood, and I don't even know but you are currently sixteen, monsters start to go after people like you when they reach twelve years old.".

Huh, looks like a new place, and if I'm hearing things right, a new safe place to be at, besides the family home and my Uncle's house. "Alright then, but I have no idea they decided to go after me, I wasn't even aware of them until the museum incident." I said, before lightning struck the car.

Damnit, can't believe I'm doing this again. "Tempus nunc ad me pertinet." and then I heard a clock slowing down until it stopped, which everything froze, except for Molly, since she was bound to me. "Alright, let's get everyone out of the car Molly." I said, and we both went to work before the spell stopped, which we did successfully right before the spell stopped and time went back to normal.

"H-How!? We were in the car and now we're here." I hear Percy say, did he just forget about what happened earlier today. "We need to keep moving, Acorn, you said something about Camp Half-Blood, how far are we?" I asked while getting Grover on my back. "We can get there in twenty minutes by running. Unless you want to shortcut all of us near it?" she said, I considered doing it and then snapped my fingers, putting us all to a clearing nearby.

"Well, is this it?" I asked and she confirmed that we are near the camp. "Good we should… what's that sound?" I said, hearing a roar from somewhere. "Wait… oh SHIT, MOVE NOW!" Acorn said, and we got to half-way there before I saw something that I saw in books. "Well, looks like we got a bull man, Molly, get Grover to where Acorn is at, Percy, since you don't have a weapon, use mine." I said, throwing the non-angel weapon to Percy while I grabbed the Angel weapon and watched it change into a sword.

"Come on, you unholy amalgamation of beef." I said before using another spell, which shoots out a condensed blast of energy. Percy didn't know what to do with the weapon I gave him, and it cost him. I saw the Minotaur grab his mother and turned her into gold dust.

"Okay, that's it fucker… Percy, what are…" I said before seeing Percy throw away my weapon and start fighting the damn thing bare handed. "Damn it, looks like I have to improvise." I said before getting my weapon back before changing back my angelic weapon to the Scar-L, "Percy, get him into position, I'm gonna open fire on this bitch." and he nodded.

I waited a while seeing that Percy was having trouble getting it into position, so I used a shortcut to get him out of the way and blasted him with the laser, which seemed to do a good job of killing it, but the golden dust didn't appear this time. "The fuck just happened, and why is there only a horn now." I said, seeing a horn the minotaur left behind when I shot it.

I then saw Percy fall down so I put both of my weapons into my pocket, grabbed the horn, and grabbed Percy. I felt exhaustion come up, and Molly grabbed me when I fell down as well. "Damn, why does this happen when we least expect it." I said while she was also grabbing Percy.

"If it's anything, I blame the person who created this entire world in the first place." she said, which caused me to chuckle for a second before I saw Acorn waiting for us, and there were other people as well, great. "Halt, who are you?" one of them said, and to which I held up my arms weakly and said "She's with me, and if you don't mind, I'm going to pass out now." and then I passed out.

To Be continued…

(AN: Again, sorry for not updating, but this will probably be either my last update for the year or the second to last one, haven't decided yet. My brain has been making ideas though, like should I make a FNaF crossover with My Hero Academia, a Hollow Knight crossover with Harry Potter, a Star Wars crossover with Percy Jackson, or a new reaction fic with Percy Jackson, showing the other fandoms to them. Though my first reaction fic, it is cringe. So, I would like you to suggest some ideas on what they should react to. This is Infinite0001 signing off for now.)