A few days later, Peter is at the grocery store when he hears a voice come over the intercom.
Voice: Man needing a can of whoop-ass on aisle two. That's aisle two.
Peter: Oh no! I better get the hell out of here!
Peter tries to make a run for it, but he ends up bumping into Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Austin: Where ya think you're going, ya piece of trash!
Austin then punches Peter in the face and knocks him to the ground. Peter tries to get up and run away, but Austin starts stomping a mudhole in him. He then hits Peter with fruits, vegetables, and eggs. He then sprays Peter with ketchup and mustard. Austin stomps on Peter a little more and then puts him in a shopping cart and pushes him, punching him along the way. He then hits Peter with frozen meat, fish, and pizzas.
Austin: I love shopping, Peter!
Austin then tears a lemon in half and puts both ends in Peter's eyes.
Peter: Ahhh!
Austin then forces Peter to drink from a bottle of hot sauce.
Peter: Ahhh!
Austin then opens up a can of beer, drinks from it, and then pours the rest on Peter's face.
Austin: This will cool you off.
Austin continues pushing the cart, punching Peter and hitting him with food along the way until they get to check out.
Austin: Price check on a jackass!
Austin then gets Peter in the parking lot and forces him into the front passenger seat of his black pick-up truck and drives off. As he's driving, Austin continues to punch and stomp Peter. When they finally get to the Griffin residence, Austin kicks Peter out of the truck and drives off. Lois, Brian, and the kids run outside and gasp at what they see. The giant chicken walks by.
Giant Chicken: I didn't do this.
The next day, Lois, Chris, and Meg come back from shopping while Peter is resting upstairs, still sore from getting beaten. When Meg comes through the front door, she steps onto a bear trap and screams in pain.
Peter: Shut up, Meg!
Lois: Oh my god, Meg! Chris, go into the garage and get a crowbar.
Chris runs into the garage but he sets off a rope snare trap and gets hung up. Lois goes into the kitchen to get the phone, but then a piece of ceiling falls off and lands on her.
Lois: That's it!
A couple minutes later, Joe and several police officers appear at the front of the house.
Joe: Don't worry, Lois. Just like every celebrity, he will put up a fight and eventually loose.
Joe and the cops enter the house and find Stone Cold Steve Austin sitting on the couch drinking a beer.
Joe: Mr. Austin, you are under arrest. Do you have anything to say about that?
Austin: Yeah… You can kiss my ass!
Suddenly, a giant net drops down and ensnares the cops. Austin then proceeds to beat the holy hell out of them. It ends when Austin wraps Joe's legs around his head and rolls him out of the house like a carpet. Austin then exits the house.
Lois: Please, don't hurt us anymore.
Austin: Don't worry. I've still got unfinished business.
Lois: What are you… Oh right.
Lois remembers that it was her father who pissed off Austin in the first place.
Austin gets into his pick-up truck.
Lois: Please, Mr. Austin. Don't beat my father up. Sure, he's a horrible person but…
Austin: If your father thinks he can just screw with Stone Cold Steve Austin and get away with, he's dead wrong cause I'm about to open up a can of whoop-ass on him and that's all I've got to say about that!
Austin then drives off.
Lois: We've got to stop him!
Peter: To the Griffinmobile!